A warlock will give you 10 million dollars, but in exchange you will also be transformed into a cute little girl who gradually becomes more cockhungry and desperate for the companionship of a bf with each passing year. You will also no longer be able to understand math or computer programming. Do you accept?
>>29264159
no brainer
>going to school when we have google
>this many assumptions in a single post
>>29264227
Is that you anon? How does it feel being a cute girl and not understanding math?
>>29264159
Of course I would take it, I'm dumb anyways.
So I could ether be a great man or fuck a great man. That's a no brainer if you ask me
>>29264293
>>29264171
I don't get it. Why is it a no brainer?
Yes I get both things, with the money idown make myself the prettiest cute girl. I would hope he would be making me cockhungry and training me then it just happening
>>29264159
Sure. I was planning to die next year anyway, might as well try being somebody else. But
>You will also no longer be able to understand math or computer programming.
"no longer"....we're not all computer nerds like you, op
>>29264159
>You will also no longer be able to understand math or computer programming.
Do I still need to wear glasses?
>>29264401
>"no longer"
aww, you're already a girl~
>>29264159
I don't see any downsides to this, actually.
>>29264424
>Do I still need to wear glasses?
Only ironically.
Nigga fuck no, how am I going to finish my shitty game and maker other shitty games without being able to program? Like hell I'd let any other cretin try to make sense of my garbled mess of syntax.
Is it OK if I would only be attracted to traps with feminine penises?
Wha is this thread?
>get $10 million
>get to be a cute girl
>get to have lots of rough, dirty, unprotected sex
>already don't understand math
Sounds like a win to me.
>>29264159
Yes please. I'd take that in a heartbeat even without the 10 million dollars. Not only will I become a cute girl, but I'll also gradually become more lewd despite my better judgement.
I'll post nudes here when this happens to me, boys.
>>29264540
>only posting nudes
>not finding a couple of virginal robots and making a sex tape with them
Yeah, but what if it all backfires and you end up back at where you started - desperate and lonely?
>>29264577
>cute rich girl who will do anything you want in bed
>lonely
>>29264603
I'm just saying that it doesn't always happen to be that way, some times it's all around the other, you know what I'm saying?
>>29264159
Fuck no. I'm not throwing away my ability to do math juts for 10 million fucking dollars. Without my gf, friends, and family math is all I have
>>29264636
No, I have no idea what you're trying to say. Especially this part.
>some times it's all around the other
>>29264646
How come you don't go and make friends with some losers who don't use the internet?
>>29264570
Worry not, my robotic friend. Who do you think it is that always posts in these kinds of threads saying that they'll take robot virginities upon becoming a cute girl?
I'll also donate my panties to robots, and hold foot-care sessions for all the degenerate foot fetishists around. I'm sorry to say I'm not all that into anal, though. Not that there isn't enough ass around with all the trap threads anyway.
I'll do my best for you guys, though!!!
>>29264159
>given 10 million dollars
>lose my ability to keep track of it because I can't do math now
welp
>>29264540
>>29264570
p-pls be my gf anon... pls...
>>29264754
I'll keep you in mind if a warlock ever turns me into a slutty rich cute girl.
>>29264718
Fine, you also get a magical catgirl maid who keeps track of your money for you and can do so even though she's female because of her magic.
>>29264754
Sure. I'll be relying on you to find the warlock to make me into a cute lewd girl, then.Alternatively, just wait until you're 30. Then you'll be a wizard yourself!
>>29264159
So wait. You get be young, sexy, and a millionaire with a desire for companionship? Who the fuck would say no? I have no desire to be female but if I was offered that I would never say no.
>>29264893
>Who the fuck would say no?
Men with self-respect and pride?
>>29264870
>just wait until you're 30. Then you'll be a wizard yourself!
;_______;
I'm 20. Am I old? What do you think of traps? I'm self medicating. Hello! I'm in space...
>>29264952
post pics of trap body pls
shit nigga
math is p much the only thing that gives meaning to my life
but cock and money sounds good toonot to mention I'll be able to fuq a qt teen boy without even trying
>>29264965
Mathematical curiosity and cockhunger are really just two sides to the same coin, you'll adapt just fine.
>>29264964
Weee. I started 'bout a week ago.
>>29264934
But it would be worth it. You'll get a qt gf always ready to satisfy you because she's always horny for you. Would you rather that, or a silly natural-born girl who will cheat on you and dump you in a heartbeat? Only robots know how to take care of fellow robots.
>>29265082
Ilya is cute! Cute! I want to make love to Ilya! Cumming inside Ilya!
>>29265098
>tfw you will never be Illya, called cute multiple times before being made love to and cummed inside;-;
>>29265199
>tfw you will never be Ilya
>tfw you will never be cummed inside by a brown futa loli
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>29265233
B-but we can't both be Illya, my fellow platinum-haired loli. How do we solve this?
>>29265355
We take turns. You can be Ilya first, then me after.
>>29264159
Does it multiply or add cock hungriness. Cause 2x0 is 0 but 1+0 is 1. I'd rather be a lesbian, even if it meant losing my knowledge of math.
Of course if "no longer" means I simply can't learn any more math, but I keep prior knowledge, I can't learn calculus anyway. So that's not much of a downside.
But yeah I refuse to become a faggot that wants cock.
>>29265420
>become
>implying you aren't already
>>29265439
I'm not. 0 on the kinsy scale. Think dick is gross. Hate my own. Would rather be a lesbian. But people can't change biological sex. So I'm neither a faggot nor a tranny.
>>29265511
>Hate my own. Would rather be a lesbian
So you're a tranny. That's pretty fuckin' gay.
>I'm neither a faggot nor a tranny
You keep trying to convince yourself.
>>29265376
Can I be Miyu when you're Illya, then? Gotta maximise my time as a cute loli.
>>29264159
>You will also no longer be able to understand math
what a miserable existence
Like, basic arithmetic? Pass.
If I can manage my own money (even poorly, being a woman and all) I'm on board 300%.
>>29265554
I would take magic, but I would not take current technology that would leave me with mutilated genetalia, xy chromosomes, my prior memories growing up as a boy. Nothing could change those facts. I'm not dumb or desperate enough to become a tranny. Even if I'd take an opportunity to be supernaturally reincarnated as girl.
Can I still make music usually visual programming and DAWs and stuff or do I lose my ability to make electronic music
>>29265731
>Can I still make music usually visual programming and DAWs and stuff
Yeah, that never counted as real programming.
>>29265801
If I can use MaxMSP then I accept
>>29265702
You outright said you want to be a woman. That makes you a tranny. A tranny can be a transsexual, who wants to be the other sex, or it can be a transvestite, who goes through the surgery and such. Now post your girlcock, faggot.
>>29265828
The laws of nature don't allow me to be a girl faggot. It's a fantasy that will never happen. What can happen is not what I would ever want. It is not a good deal. I would prefer to be a man to whatever could possibly happen in this life. Theres no such thing as a man that became a woman. Just a man that became a tranny. Tranny is a seperate state of being to man and woman. Its a state that isnt even logical. I am not one.
Ps: theres no such thing as girl cock, so I'm not posting my dick for you faggots to jerk to.
Two years out from being a wizard. I'm already in training to master this spell. Start your line here boyos.
>>29264159
Wouldn't do it desu. I'm studying maths so I don't know what I'd do with my life if I couldn't understand it.
