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Anyone else here viewed as a one-note character by their family?
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Anyone else here viewed as a one-note character by their family? I'm learning Japanese and now they only view me as "the Japanese guy"
>Dad sees me playing Overwatch
>"so is that one of those anime games?"
>uncle sees me reading a travel guide about Europe
>"Getting ready for that trip to Japan?"
>niece sees me reading Thus Spoke Zarathustra
>"Is that a Japanese book?"
I don't even see how this occurred, seeing as how I barely even mention Japan when I'm around them.

>inb4 something something reee weeabooo
Okay, just pretend I said Spanish and Latin America instead of Japanese and Japan
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>Europe
>Nietzsche
>Japan

Is your family stupid ?
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So anon, when are you going to explode yourself for the glory of the emperor?
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>>29263585
You must be into scat porn too then?
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Normies want to make conversation, and will latch on to any identifier they can.
They're just trying to connect with you, and don't have very much to go on.
Why don't you try to be a little more open with your family, anon?
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it's simple OP
people are stupid
and your family does not know much about you
so
they know you learning gook speak. okay, that means you probably interested in gooks and their dumb shit.
what else do they know about you?
nothing else really
so they focus on the things they know about you


this is why, when you are a loner, you can't let anyone know anything about you. they will only think of you as that guy who has one and only one hobby/thing about him instead of bothering to try to learn more about you or just not talking to you. it's a really half assed way to interact with someone else, but hey that's what normies do: suck at everything.
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>>29263585
Whacha doing, OP? Posting on one of those Japanese image boards?
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>>29263585
My family does the same thing and it's annoying as fuck. I molest my nephew ONCE and suddenly I'm the family rapist when it comes to everything. It's bullshit.
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>>29263585
My mom thinks I'm an artist because I play instruments and draw stuff. I guess she forgot I study physics though?? The rest of my family knows I'm generally well-read and have diverse interests, but to her I'll always be some sensitive artisty faggot. Wtf
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>>29263906
Not op but thanks for validating what I thought about normies. I met with a web client and his partner. They both asked me, "Did you go out Last Night?"
No, It's 9am, now.
I tried to ambiguous as possible about my personal life, what drugs I do, if I have a gf.
Trip these normals up by being blant about shit you dont care about reveling about yourself.
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>>29263585 (OP)
>dumbass nephew is into Chinese culture
>see him reading a Europe travel guide
>hey Felix you getting ready for your trip to Japan???
>see him playing Halo
>Bungeenix makes pretty crazy anime games don't they Felix
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>>29263847
This person right here is right. Follow their advice, fellow robot.
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>>29263585
Well my female cousin once tried to suck my dick or something so I was known as the "kissing cousin" guy for like a couple of years.
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>>29263640
No, they just barely know about countries that aren't the U.S.. Niece is like 12 and a little stupid, so she probably doesn't know German from Japan
>>29263839
I said Spanish, not Portuguese
>>29263847
I've explained the things I like multiple times, but they don't seem to catch on.
>>29263906
We eat dinner together and are around each other every day. I tell them about whatever I'm doing whenever we talk. I'm convinced they're just tuning me out or I'm not explaining things in an interesting way.
>>29264867
Story?
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>>29264015
>in 4th grade, fall down the stairs and break 3 of my teeth
>start crying and go to the hospital
>everyone laughs and refers to me as the crying kid, even in high school
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>>29264900
>Story?

sure, it's actually very anti-climactic (pun intended) but here it is

>be 13 year old me, maybe 14 idk
>spend new years' eve with extended family mostly every year & always get along well with cousins whenever we have other family get-togethers.
>didn't go to family NYE thing last year and didn't go to other get-togethers during that year as well because of reasons
>finally go there
>everyone gives me the OH ANON LOOK AT HOW BIG AND STRONG YOU ARE NOW which is code for "sorry that you have to go through puberty, buddy"
>see fem cousin who is a little younger than me
>holy shit she's good-looking now
>gives me a big hug
>hug her back
>feel boobs on my chest
>use tai chi to prevent blood flow from reaching my cock
>go about with usual family business
>NYE party goes on as normal
>spend the night at my cousins' place like we usually do before driving back the day after, they have a big basement so my parents were sleeping in one guest room and my siblings in another while I was sleeping on one of the couches
>fairly sure I was sleeping or falling alseep after watching bullshit on TV
>feel presence
>fem cousin in pajamas standing above me
>wut
>sit up
>she grabs me by the hand and leads me along
>figure she wants to show me like a shooting star or something on TV or something
>opens door to cupboard under the stairs where we would play as kids
>wut
>tells me to sit down
>wut
>staring intently at me
>footsteps above us
>she turns off the light
>she kneels down in front of me, put her finger on my lips to signal me to stay quiet
>footsteps heading downstairs
>her hand is on one of my thighs
>rock hard
>cupboard door gets opened
>light gets turned on
>half-asleep uncle
>stands there
>just tells cousin to go to bed
>she does
>I'm sitting there like an asshole
>masturbate angrily in washroom
>go to bed
>wake up
>family found out and pretty much everyone was making fun of me
>didn't even get to do anything with her either, and no one believed me.
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>>29265169
You should have just ran out like a beta. She may have laughed, but I really doubt it would have gone worse than it already turned out.
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>>29263585
whatcha doing, opie? speaking japanese?
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>>29265169
>"sorry that you have to go through puberty, buddy"

this is my new insult
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People only refer to me as intelligent. Of course this is to overlook the obvious autism, average 3.5 GPA, and the fact I've never played a sport/had a gf.

Fucking normies, I swear.
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I'm viewed as a zero-note character. I am zero-dimensional.
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>>29265472
That probably would have been a better scenario, or me going with it and feeling at least touching of her boobs, anything than just sitting there and just looking like I was up to some manga-worthy shenanigans.
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>>29263585
My dad calls me niggerfucker
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>>29263585
I'm learning it too and my mom occasionally asks "how is the Japanese going?" and that's about it.
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>>29265673
Your dad sounds pretty based
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>>29265673
So did you have a black girlfriend or do you just have a black friend that he hates? Did he find black porn on your computer?
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>>29265736
He is to be quite honest with you
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my two little cousins view me as "the gamer" because i'm always playing my 3DS, i have a pretty big video game collection, etc. i'd take it, but i'm not a hardcore gamer by any means

people usually comment on the fact i have two degrees. this is usually in the context of me doing something stupid, or if they need help with anything and i can't help 'em.
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>>29265803
I messed around with a chubby black girl when I was a young lad. He still busts my chops about it but I secretly have no regrets
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>>29265121
kek you sound like a fag little bitch boy
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is that the wigger from chappie
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>>29266067
I believe his name is Ninja and he is a rap artist from Africa? Kek I know he is white
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>>29265615
it sucks to be the person who everyone in your family thinks is the smart one, mostly just because i know how to use a computer and my autistic interest bullshit is chemistry
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