>friend gets gf
>ignores you completely
>comes back to you to bitch and cry when his ill thought out relationship fails
>friend starts hanging out with women
>his attitude completely changes
>when these women get into relationships he attempts to come back to you
>kicked him out from house the other day
these people are not worth it anon
been there, and it sucks getting ignore for months on end, just to have them instantly expect you to come back
>implying you wouldn't do the same for pussy
They need to learn. Bros before hoes and MGTOW will save them.
>friend gets gf
>ignores you completely
>They remain happily together for years while you're a lonely piece of shit
Fuck you Jose
>>29263076
>being so desperate for a quick fuck you throw away years of trust and good times
> All childhood friends end up in meaningful relationships
>never had a gf ever
>everyone thought I'd grow out of it
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
Women are illogical.
Dresses like hoes, but dont want sexual comments.
Ones that hate men want a good man.
Calls horny and man whores fuck boys yet fucked a lot.
Hates when men get emotional, yet are overly emotional.
Afraid to ask a man out yet does so anon on sites.
Expects mister perfect when shes not either.
>>29263182
I like how none of this has anything to do with being illogical
Although it'd help if the english wasn't so broken
>>29263250
It all has to do with illogical. Your English is broken china man.
All women are whores and cunts.
>>29263250
damn china man. learn to english
>>29263250
Wow. You're much dumber than I gave you credit for, originally.
Either that, or you don't understand the concept of logic fully.
Don't know which one is worse.
>>29263349
>can't come up with anything logic I cant into
>still claims I don't understand logic
>>29263364
>can't come up with anything logic I cant into
>>29263364
Don't you have a fall prevention course to study for or something?
Once upon a time not too long ago
a nigga like myself had to strong arm a ho
not a ho in the sense of havin a pussy
but a pussy havin no goddamn sense
try an' push me
>move in with friend of mine
>come to realize he is a chronic potsmoking slob and a general piece of shit
>other friends aren't convinced
>he gets a huge cunt GF that hates me
>tell friends how much of a slob child he is and how much of an ugly bitch his GF is
>they keep hanging out with him
>finally move out of that apartment
>he moved back home and hasn't contacted our mutual friends once
>mfw i was right the entire time
Eat shit Devon, I hope you die.
>>29263382
>cant even comprehend a basic sentence even though I took some grammatical liberties to make it easier for you to understand
>>29263388
Le ad hominem
>>29263025
Relationships are just for that. You sound like a baby. You need your friend so much that you won't even allow him to hold a relationship without complaining on /r9k/ that you aren't getting attention. You sabotaged the relationship didn't you. Oh yes, you thought you fould hide it from me, but you couldn't. We know all about your little secret, so you better 'fess up before we tell him first. And if you we him, and believe us, we do, he will beat the shit out of you just like he did when he found out you shat in his cat's litterbox.
>>29263025
learning to balance work, friendships and romance is part of that lifestyle. it's difficult when you're young and dumb and drowning in pussy.
>it's a "housemate and gf are constantly screaming and arguing and then having loud make up sex" couple of months
>>29263430
You're only gunna catch guppies with that bait anon-kun
>anon this is so great, we'll have you over for dinner some time, I'm sure she'll enjoy your company!
we never met again except for half hearted phone calls.
I watched her manipulate him into buying her a home after no more than 2 years together. He is already henpecked and submissive when she is around and she is visibly disgusted by his desperation but hungry for his golds.
And I can do nothing about it but watch with a forced smile. Besides, I have evidently failed as a friend.
Life is hell. Set me free.
>>29263474
I like how you guys avoid the shit out of whatever the topic is and then end up just claiming that I'm baiting etc
>>29263514
Get a better bait m8
these fish dont go for those shitty worms
>>29263076
>Implying its necessary to do this bullshit at all
>>29263526
Nah, I'm pretty sure it's just that they don't want to agree with me but can't find any flaws in what I say
>flatmate starts getting pissy
>me and other flatmate don't know what it is
>the other two fucked
>both in relationships
>ruined flat dynamic
HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO NOT HAVE SEX
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
JUST DON'T PUT YOUR DICK IN HER ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE
IF YOU KNEW IT WAS A BAD IDEA WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF TO YOUR GF YOU IDIOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>29263628
sounds hot t b h
f a m i l y
>>29263628
normies need sex to make themselves feel some kinda sense of self worth
>>29263628
Tell their significant others
Unfaithful scum don't deserve relationships
>inb4 *tips fedora*
