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>be thirteen >grow up in mormon family >dad goes on
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>be thirteen
>grow up in mormon family
>dad goes on unemployment
>parents take me out of private school
>start sending me to public instead
>meet the world's degenerates
>they teach me things I shouldn't know
>how to smoke a cigarette
>why bud lite is a great beer
>and worst of all
>where to look up naked girls on the Internet
>start to feel temptation enter my heart
>but still too faithful in my walk with god to stray from the path
>find a safe alternative instead
>wait until late at night when the family is asleep
>crawl under my bedsheets
>turn on my flashlight
>pull out my notebook and pen
>start drawing my desires
>stick figure boobs and vaginas
>jack off into my sock
>crumple up and eat the paper
>no evidence left behind my crime
>do this for four months until older friend starts buying me Hustlers at the gas station
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>>29262520
Please do go on
Robot plZ
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>>29262520
Fuck, this image infuriates me
Delete this thread, you boring shitcunt.
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>>29262520
>Dad goes on unemployment
>Meet the world's degenerates
Your dad is a degenerate for being on welfare long enough to affect your daily life
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>>29262520
when did you fall far enough to start going on r9k
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>>29263234
OP is prolly trolling.
I know a few ex-Mormons whose families beat the shit out of them and disowned them when they found them jacking off to porn on the internet.
I mean, their lives got better, because Mormons don't believe in health care or proper education, but it was still fucked that Mormons are even allowed to congregate.
If OP was from a mormon family, they'd castrate him if they hadn't already. He wouldn't be on /r9k/ unless he managed to escape and get a new identify thousands of miles away from Salt Lake City.
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