Post a pic of your dream girl that you know irl
my oneitus
rate
>>29262382
2-3/10
>>29262420
4/10
>>29262623
Soc leave my board
>>29262382
the one on the left, she was my teacher
>>29262623
did you just fucking call >>29262420
4/10?
are you fucking blind or are you chad? because she is clearly atleast 8/10
>>29263020
>8/10
weeeeeeeew lad. would love to see what you'd consider a 4.
>>29263020
>8/10
Holy fucking shit your standards are atrocious. Get a better taste in women you double nigger faggot.
>>29263048
>>29263087
>having high standards
>on the virgin board
normies please
If only.
Originaru very originaru
>>29263153
>high standards
You just have a flawed rating system dude. Chill out.
>>29263020
are u this grill?
>>29262420
2/10
>>29263167
5/10, no tits
>>29263153
>having a oneitus that is ugly as all fuck
If you're going to be an obsessive perma-virgin then at least have a decent looking oneitus.
i can't have her
it really just isn't fair
i want to land my plane on her teeth
>>29263196
>he doesn't like dfc
originaro
biggest stacy ive ever met, i just wanna fuck her so bad
>>29262382
10/10
>>29262420
-1/10
>>29262623
5/10
>>29262998
blurry jew looking cunt/10
>>29263167
Pic related/10
>>29263221
Q T
T
nice test famalam
>>29263196
She has pretty big tits, it's just a big t shirt.
>>29263221
Only good looking girl in the thread
Good taste :)
>>29263196
She normally covers them up well sorry
The fact that you are all so obsessed with, or are considering yourself below these girls is just worrying.
If you were pining after genuinly beautiful girls who you had no chance with, then I could understand to a degree.
But these are just average, run of the mill, ugly in some respects, girls.
If you think they are out of your league then you are seriously fuckered.
>>29263285
She looks like a hipster slut. How many cocks does she take a day?
>>29263296
welcome to r9k
i'll be your tour guide
>>29263296
Don't talk shit about my bae, faggot.
>>29263296
This is exactly what I was thinking. Every single female in this thread is below average imo. You fuckers must be INSANELY ugly to think these chicks are attractive in any sense of the word.
>>29262382
1/10
>>29262420
3/10
>>29263221
4/10
Wow, this is the worst edition of this kind of thread ever.
>>29263167
7/10
Only good looking girl in the thread
>>29263313
Yeah this is the first time in a long time.
I used to browse very occasionally before but it made my depression rapidly worse.
I think I actually get it now after this thread, you're all retarded and I don't know why I thought I might belong here at all.
I only have pictures of her bare feet
>>29262382
0/10 (literally no redeeming qualities to her whatsoever)
>>29262420
3/10
>>29263167
4/10
>>29263221
6/10 (only decent looking girl in this thread so far)
>>29263238
5.5/10 (pretty gross looking to be considered a "Stacy")
>>29263380
Oh c'mon
Not the one who posted her but >>29263167
is much better looking than this>>29263221
malformed hamster looking fuck
>she made her instagram private
:(
pls rate
>>29263296
>>29263327
Your standards are astronomically high from all the porn and anime you've been watching most of your life. This is why you'll be forever virgins.
>>29263285
oh ok
I know a cunt like this. She's super quiet so she sperged out when i tried talking to her, name is jessie
>they have a social life
>they call themself Robots
>>29263395
She looks like a malformed hamster sure, but she's far more attractive than that other fugly bitch.
>>29263410
This one is the same in behaviour but different name
>>29263401
I don't know where the fuck you live honestly but 90% of the girls I see in the streets are better looking than these monstrosities
>>29262382
>>29262420
Are pure uglyness, you can't get below that without sever deformities
>>29263167
Is the only cute girl in the thread
>>29263221
Is kinda ugly/weird looking but she's still better than the two monsters that were posted first
>>29263436
No, she really isn't.
>>29263451
Some of us don't have many options, Chad Mcasshole.
>>29263401
I don't watch porn
Or anime
My standard is high because I have respect for myself, if you see yourself as lowly and worthless then you will seek the same for yourself.
t. /pol/ack
>>29263327
>You fuckers must be INSANELY ugly to think these chicks are attractive in any sense of the word.
that's not how attraction works
>>29263465
She would be cute if not the nose ring
>>29263401
Your standards are astronomically low from all the lonely time in your basement. This is why you'll be a forever virgin shitposter.
>>29263285
She kinda looks like Ellie Kemper
>>29263488
Ok but we're talking "dreams girls" I don't get how your dream girl can be a noticeably obese man faced ugly fuck like this:>>29262382
>>29263494
>t. /pol/ack
What does that have to do with anything? Go back to polmblr
>>29263501
Dream girls that we know irl.
I sure as fuck don't know any Stacy supermodels with angel-chiseled faces and hot porno bodies.
>be uglier girl than EVERY single girl posted in this thread thus far, EVERY single girl
>made fun of my entire life
>come on r9k where I can complain about being rejected, ugly, and have a shit life
>have to deal with the fact that men are only capable of loving stacey, and ill only ever be a pump/dump or a practice-hole for someone who wants XP to date up to a stacey
>get told i don't know what real loneliness because i have a vagina and "can just go on OKC and get pumped and dumped"
>literally debate killing myself
>have convinced myself i have a facial deformity
>told that i don't belong here and i'm not a "real" robot by failednormiechads like >>29263451
>mfw i'm the only "real" robot left on this board
>>29263451
I think that's why I like her >>29263221 She's got huge chompers and bug eyes but I find it endearing.
>>29263496
yeah, hard to find a girl without something like that these days though, I moved on hit a younger prettier girl anyway.
For a month, then back to Earth with a bump.
>doesn't know I exist
just
>>29262420
Is... is this even a real woman?
4.7/10
>>29263561
>those psycho eyes
Move on dude. You're better off without her.
>>29263536
I'm not the most popular guy ever but I do know some girls and none of them except maybe one or two are as ugly as the ones posted here, you don't need to be an angel in order not to be an obese 400 lbs man faced slob
>>29263538
I don't know, I find her extremely dumb looking and unappealing for some reason, maybe ebcaus eof ehr deformed mouth and weird chink dropy eyes
>>29262382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XuKuPl7-SM
54 seconds in.
then at 2:07 you see her knees and legs.
I'm in love guys
>>29263506
because not watching porn and anime are desirable traits on /pol/, its defying the degeneracy of the modern world whilst also showing will power and control.
/r9k/ told me I was a useless, beta, perverse faggot that should kill myself because I would never find happiness.
/pol/ told me I could be the best person I could be, and do so with dignity and self respect.
Believe it or not but visiting /pol/ changed me massively for the better, once you get past the "hur dur its racism" and actually fucking use critical thinking and engage your brain, its a vast wealth of inspirational information.
>>29263590
I feel sorry for the robots that are kinda hot but socially inept. They'll get ensnared by some uggo and have their insecurities exploited by her.
>>29263599
Damn nice looking laptop there.
>>29263625
>/pol/ turned me into a reverse SJW and I love it xXDD
You should go there and stay.
>>29263629
I've had plenty of fat ugly girls pick on me because I'm quiet and single.
They've even said things like, go on you might as well.
Good job I hate fat ugly bitches more than I hate being alone.
>>29263662
Explain what the reverse of an SJW is and how that would be a bad thing?
Uses facts rather than emotions.
Cares about the cause more than the ideology.
Doesn't need peer approval.
Doesn't lie and bully, or try to ruin peoples careers.
Still waiting for a negative.
>>29263724
/pol/ does none of those things lel.
>Uses facts rather than emotions.
anger and hatred are emotions
>Cares about the cause more than the ideology.
daily threads about national socialism, trump, anti-liberalism, memes etc
>Doesn't need peer approval.
except each others'
>is X thing /pol/ approved / redpilled?
>Doesn't lie and bully, or try to ruin peoples careers.
there was a thread a few weeks ago about some illegal mexican chick who got a scholarship to Yale or some shit. /pol/ reported her to the INS
>>29263401
To be fair, they have a point. Most of these girls are honestly average at best. It's one thing to want them, but it's a whole other level of patheiticness to want to orbit them.
Like geez, I thought I was bad off, but wow.
>tfw she will never mean it beyond friendship
>why does the universe tease me
>>29263792
Just goes to show how normie this board has become. Go fuck a slut, Chad.
>>29263805
>your
it's best if you leave her be
>>29262382
lmao yuck kys my dude
>>29263805
My girlfriend's ex friend looked like this bitch. She tried to get me to cheat on my gf with her which ended their friendship. She's a psychotic whore so even if I was single I don't stick my dick in crazy. That shitty fake hair color is a huge red flag bro.
>>29263805
Holy shit you fags just have low standards swear to God
>>29262382
>all these retards defiling their oneitis by posting her on /r9k/
you don't know the meaning of love and respect
>>29263821
>chad
Just because I never orbited an ugly bitch doesn't mean I'm chad.
On another note, how do people even get a oneitis/crush anyway? I've found some girls hot in the past but never found myself obsessing over them or even really thinking about them afterwards.
pic related
>tfw can't cuddle with her
>>29263780
You've seen what you went looking for.
Stay a virgin pleb.
>>29263537
What's your skype?
Originaru desu
>>29263857
What the fuck do you expect?
We don't care about looks, we just want to be loved
>>29263879
this
i have respect for my oneitis and i would not show her pure kitten-like face on this filthy website
if you would post their face here, it's not love, it's just someone you find attractive.
i wouldnt even say her name here. so i just refer to her as kit-kit when i mention her because of her cute kitten face as i mentioned abovealso every oneitis here looks so plain and gross
Ok, I know what you guys are thinking.
But goddamn them tiddies are fantastic and I want them on my face.
>>29263943
what the fuck is the red stuff under her tits?
does she have chest hair under her chest
>>29263943
What am I thinking?
Even though she's got a trasgy style (nose ring and tattoos) she's still better looking than 90% of the girls in this thread
been in love with her since 5th grade
A friend of a friends sister. Just turned 17.
>>29263959
Its the middle section of a bra.
She is pushing her breast over it with her arm so the cup is obscured, shes trying to make them look bigger.
Its like you don't even understand women at all.
>>29264002
>Its like you don't even understand women at all.
well i'm posting on r9k, so that should be obvious
>>29263985
Aposematism is supposed to drive you away
>>29264018
on second look it might just be a tattoo
most of these girls are below average
just go talk to them, they'll be happy with any kind of male attention
Easily the best itt, like omg you people are depressing i just wanted a oneitis thread but there was zed at /fit/
pic related, went to the same middle school and high school. literally begun lifting cause I think that'd impress her but didn't diet until i was out of high school so she only saw my fat former self, now that girls mirr me and flirt i cant stop but thinking bout her
>>29263980
m-maxim?
oregano
>>29264070
that's actually what i'm thinking it is
the first thought that came to mind was, in fact, that it was a bra, but i can't tell. it just looks like a red band
>tfw no oneitus due to never being around girls ever
>tfw my literal dream girl (a girl that would repeatedly show up in my dreams) stopped appearing
>tfw no more literal dream girl makes me sadder than having no real life girl
I want off this ride so bad.
>>29264087
what are you trying to say desu
oregano
>>29264129
senpai is that you?
oreganoOver
I love the tactics femanons use in these threads. From calling people who don't have lows standards "normies":
>>29263153
>>29263821
to trying to "shame" people who don't have low standards by saying they're "forever alone virgins" who "watched too much porn/anime":
>>29263401
Make up your minds. Are people who don't have low standards "Chad normalfags" or are they "ugly beta foreveralone virgins"?
>>29264147
if you are asking me if my name is "maxim" it aint, but where are you from daddy
Have known her since 6th grade.
She messages me almost every day.
Has never used me as an emotional sponge.
I've never asked her out.
She's only had one boyfriend before.
She invited me to go on a hiking/camping trip, just the two of us this summer.
We've known each other for over 10 years. But I feel like this trip will make or break us.
>>29264210
Also
>her fucking tits
>>29264170
call me papi
also from muhrica
you?
>>29264070
>>29264110
I'll find out soon enough and let y'all know ;^)
>>29264257
nah from a small town in germany papi
would have been really suprised if anyone from my town even knows what 4chan is
>>29264210
I wish you best luck, dude.
But pleeeaaaase post pictures of her, if you are real.
>>29263537
You're full of shit and need to be killed.
My onenitis but she's married now and I hate it
>>29263537
>uglier girl than EVERY single girl posted in this thread
I don't believe you
>>29264369
Neither do I.
Except her face was gangraped by a horde of gorillas, who were able to escape their cage after they were tortured by humans for years.
>>29264369
>bad acne since I was like 12
>forehead like half my face
>receding hairline and thin hair
>fat
>premature wrinkles
>crooked nose
>eye bags
>thin small lips
>saggy tits
Yeah I win
I won't post a picture but I guarantee
>>29264418
Reduce the amout of carbohydrates you eat to less than 70g per day and your acne is gone in 3 weeks. Low carb is the trick here. I've been there, anon.
>>29264002
It's a tattoo, retard
>>29264418
Eat less and lift. Had/have acne too and i stopped eating shit plus i washed my face every night.
>>29263537
Post face and then we'll see
>>29264467
Dude there was a period of time where all I ate was basically broth and eggs and I was still not fucking cured of my acne, I also have drunk my own pjss
Can you smooth skin normies fuck off, i hate my skin more than I love food, if it was as simple as "stop eating carbs or dairy or whatever" it would be gone FAR long ago. the foods that do trigger bad skin are shit like popcorn and other really starchy foods
>>29264509
>drinking your own piss
>expecting it to cure acne
>>29264418
hahaha ugly bitch kys
>>29264493
>WASH YOR FACE MEME
FUCK
YOU
SMOOTHSKIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU THINK I HAVENT TRIED? IVE TRIED EVERYTHING IVE GIEVN UP I DONT CARE FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU GET CANCER AND DIE
YOU KNOW WHAT I DID A WEEK AGO? I GOT MY FACE LITERALLY BURNED ON PUPROSE AND IHAD TO STAY INSIDE FOR A WEEK IN THE DARK WHILE MY FACE WAS RAW AND PEELING AND BLEEDING ALL OVER AND BASICALLY THROBBING ALL OVER ITSELF
YOU KNOW I HAD TO WAGEKEK AT MIN WAGE FOR 25 HOURS TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD THIS TORTURE ROUTINE IN A FUCKINF LAST ATTEMPT TO CLEAR MT SKIN FOR EVEN JUST A FUCKING WEEK SO THAT I DONT HAVE TO GO ON ACCUTANE FOR A FUCKING THIRD TIME????
HAVE ANY OF YOU NORMIES HAD TO SIT IN THE DARK FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT WITH YOUR FACE BLEEDIG OUT OF YOUR ASS? NO????
LITERALLT FUCKING GET OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING PIGS
>>29264509
I don't think eating broth and eggs exclusively is a healthy low carb diet, that will solve anything.
>>29264210
It's only going to break you if you fuck up really badly. After you get closer to her in this trip, ask her if she'd like to start going out with you. You've been friends for 10 years. She isn't going to throw you away just because you asked her a simple question asked everyday by thousands of human beings. She wants to go alone with you. This most likely means that she wants you
>>29264567
Fire is not anti-inflammatory!
>>29264290
Pics of her on our trip?
That wont be until July.
We're going to watch fireworks together on the 4th though.
>>29264604
I'm scared. She's literally the only person who tries to get me to leave my house.
>>29264653
I told you to NOT post any pictures of her... she seems to be really nice to you and you post pictures of her here on 4chan. That's a little bit unfair, don't you think?
>>29264683
umm... >>29264290
One of us is missing something.
>>29264683
Back to tumblr you go, whore.
>>29264567
>s(he) fell for the face burning meme
just wash your faceeeeeee
>>29264567
Anon, don't give up. Follow these steps:
#1 Buy the following book: "Life without bread" by Dr. Wolfgang Lutz.
#2 Read the book mentioned above.
#3 Follow the diet elaborated in the above mentioned book.
#4 As an addition: Don't eat any foods that have a high glycamic load ("load", not index!).
#5 Optional: Buy yourself MSM and take at least 2g a day.
#6 Optional: Buy spirulina algae and take them daily.
#7 Optional: You can make a wonderful skin mask with spirulina powder and water.
#8 Optional: Don't use anything on your face except water and aleppo soap, which is a natural soap.
If the non-optional #s do not work, follow as many optional #s in order to get your problem fixed.
>>29264210
LMAO, I've fucked this bitch, I've got pics
>>29264779
>spirulina meme
L M A O
OPINION DISCARDED
Kill yourself, smoothskin
>>29264653
Where was that pic taken? Looks cozy as fuck.
My onenitis
She'll always only see me as a friend
Why even live
>>29264567
I would give you a kiss, but first wash your face.
rate
dogs r cool
>>29264953
There's an %80 chance that she has had sex with that dog.
>>29264839
>having acne
>not going to Dr. Shekelstein
I had really bad acne and it went away in 3 months with some faggot shit pills from the doctor
>>29264979
There's an 83% chance that I have had sex with that dog.
>>29264979
heh... idk ...lol maybe
>tfw she's actually a robot
>tfw i'm with her
>you should all be jealous tbqh
>>29263538
I like these features on white girls.
An online friend that frequents this board she'll probably kill me if she knows I posted her picture.
Rate my gf plox
>>29264985
Did you miss the part where I've been on accutane twice?
Fucking kill yourself retard
>>29264002
>bras go underneath boobs
dude...
>>29265259
She's completely disgusting.. Are you a fat fuck too or is it just her?
>>29265259
plain/10
>>29265096
Rate my online to met irl crush please
>>29265259
I think she looks cute and loving. A little bit shy, though. I like her smile.
Low key mrowky
>>29265072
no bcz she fat
origiginaru
>>29265611
>implying chubby isn't best
>>29265259
Awww i think she looks like a fine gf :)
>all these rude people shitalking every photo posted here
is this /b/?
>>29266630
No, just edgy summerfag teenagers with displaced anger and frustration.
