ITT post a pic of your face and other robots will predict your entire future.
pic related it's me you fuck
The cigar isn't the only fag
meh, everything's ok.
>>29261302
You're going to settle for a really shitty job and marry a fat woman.
Overall life will be 4/10.
>>29261319
>>29261302
I was gonna say the same thing. really nice guy, into death metal, will be the manager of a Zumiez at 35 and settle for a wife who abuses him. Makes me sad
>>29261319
>>29261349
Two long relationships (6.5 years combined) in which I got cheated on and dumped them, and currently work in basic IT maintenance/customer service doing basically what I've been doing as a hobby for over 15 years now. Pay is good considering I have no education and a nice inheritance on the way, maybe I'll start or fund a new business on the side.
And yeah, I'm nice person overall, generally funny and gentle :)
>>29261188
ok predict my future
>>29261468
Would pity fuck if I was an 8/10 stacy
>>29261497
this is your future, son
How many cocks do you think I'll be able to take on the dance floor before getting shot by Muhammad when he storms the club?
>>29261499
I'm in an FWB type of thing with this big tittied redhead, no need for pity fucks. I won't settle for average anymore though.
>>29261497
sweet foreign guy with extremely difficult to understand accent. will be a cuck barista until 32 until 7/10 asian qt marries him but he's too much of a passive bitch to be the man in the relationship so she becomes a stripper, gets her own condo, and OD's on coke
>>29261302
You will rape and pillage Roman settlements.
>>29261530
tits or remove yourself from this thread
>>29261530
>am i still relevant?
>>29261188
Your somewhat average looks and constant desire to be an alpha Chad will cause you to be bitter towards women and you'll eventually rape and abuse most of them in your lifetime leading to an insane downward spiral in your later years.
>>29261302
I agree with the other two anons. Your somewhat mediocre job will lead to a mediocre marriage and home life you could change it all if you want to but comfort is really hard to shake
>>29261497
One day you will have a new high score and be hailed as the Beta Upriser more so than Rodger the Dodger. Or you'll just continue to be a memed spam and get posted in /soc/tier threads such as this one and live forever horribly regretting putting your picture on the Internet for internet trolls and neck beards to laugh at for all eternity
>inb4 Jail
that's my past. where do you think I got the picture?
>>29261584
Aw, I'm flattered~
>>29261584
KIK me though?
fill me in to be honest
Whats my future faggots?
>>29261584
Bitch I said KIK me
>>29261667
I don't think so
please leave this earth
>>29261188
your fortune: tragically young death from mixing prescription xanax with alcohol. ~300 out of your approximate 400 facebook friends will write on your wall as a memorial, until everyone gradually forgets about you.
>>29261302
your fortune: You'll get a job at an office where you'll be known as "that guy with the beard" because there really isn't much else going on for you. Your fleeting respite from your monotonous life will come in the form of visiting gastropubs with your hideous, plus sized "rockabilly" wife, and occasionally going to iron maiden/mastodon/megadeth reunion concerts.
>>29261497
your fortune: you'll meetup with a group of your friends who you haven't seen since college, and hit the bars. After that, you'll elect to drive, despite being buzzed, because you know your abusive wife will yell at you if you leave her 2006 passat at the bar. You'll nod off while your friends are singing Journey, and wrap the car around a telephone pole, killing everyone but you. You'll get 35 to life, and struggle with the guilt of snuffing out those lives while working as a the sports editor for the prison's newspaper.
>>29261689
Refuses to trim eyebrows until the late 2030's, get's bitten by radioactive spider and becomes "Unibrowman"
You still deliver spaghetti in your free time when you're not saving qt3.14 asian girls from bad guys, but they always "friendzone" you after you save their lives
>>29261805
WRONG. I only listen to electronic music (trance, chillout, hardstyle and the works) and won't be marrying, or settling for a chubby/fat chick, rather be alone with my money.
>>29261554
>until 7/10 asian qt marries him
this is literally perfect for me
>>29261689
Obviously you'll kill yourself. At least for the betterment of this board you will kill yourself.
>>29261694
You are plain. You will be the ultimate beta to any woman you meet and when you marry your wife will walk all over you. Assuming you have balls to end your marriage when she cucks you your next partners will still see you as a beta doormat. But knowing your obvious inferiority you will allow your wife to cuck you again and again while you let what little respect for yourself die each night at the end of a bottle.
O shit didn't see this thread
I wanna hear it.
>>29261694
Post whole face dood
What're you afraid of
We're all strangers here
>>29261906
>You are plain. You will be the ultimate beta to any woman you meet and when you marry your wife will walk all over you. Assuming you have balls to end your marriage when she cucks you your next partners will still see you as a beta doormat. But knowing your obvious inferiority you will allow your wife to cuck you again and again while you let what little respect for yourself die each night at the end of a bottle.
Doubtful.
>>29261968
>We're all strangers here
I know at least a dozen people who regularly lurk here and I'd rather they not know that I still lurk as well.
>>29261694
future: will get shit on by robots for not posting full face
Stairway to heaven is not originudesu
>>29261784
That's not me saying Kik me. I don't use it anymore except to talk to my babby brudder~
>>29261188
Me.
In strange clothes.
If you do not know what it is.
Ok fellas. Divine my fate
Wat it do doe cuck
I regret letting my ex show me this god forsaken hell hole
>>29262007
>actually posting your full face on /r9k/
>>29262058
can i eat your ass pls
post ass
>>29262058
You're gorgeous but you look like you're terrified of people and sleep/watch game of thrones all day
Go get some colour on your skin and people will treat you like a cutie
>>29261946
Anon are you from this planet?
>>29262079
what's gonna happen, your mom will take good boy points out of your account?
>>29262091
Yeah man, have lived pretty normie so far
>>29261497
fuck you're all over this board please stop posting.
>>29261946
Oblivion character/10
>>29262057
How's the wife's son?
>>29262035
get rid of that godawful facial hair and get some thick rimmed glasses you look retarded.
And don't wear wierd clothes if you don't want to look wierd.
You look like someone who has a very sad life with no idea why
>>29262035
If you don't get rid of that stud you're going nowhere fast
>>29262121
LOL thanks dude that explains a lot.
Well, let's see my future
>>29262058
I think I know this grill irl
>>29262085
>sleep/watch game of thrones all day
Yep that's her alright
>>29261579
>he thinks that was a woman
WEW, just how new are you?
>>29262104
No, an ex of mine will message me on skype.
I have replied to others so I guess ill go ahead.
>>29262136
>get rid of that godawful facial hair
I do not look good without a beard.
>>29262181
Is she an attention whore irl
>>29262161
Haha it wasn't a compliment, but you're welcome.
>>29262216
Are you joking? You look great here.
>>29261517
Haha this was exactly my first thought. Total jihadist vibe despite looking kind of Italian
>>29262136
>thick rimmed glasses
tried it - it didn't work out for me.
>And don't wear wierd clothes if you don't want to look wierd.
They are related to my future job though. And it was the only recent pic I have.
>>29262137
Nah. It means something.
I have it cause I failed a certain exam.
>>29261188
isn't this that singer girl who got shot and killed? and her brother?
>>29262035
You will be alone most of your life while your siblings marry and have kids. You will be the one strange uncle with no kids or family you might grow a bond with a niece or nephew but the constant fear of pedophila placed on you by other family members may stagnate that.
>>29262047
You will get shot in a nightclub in Orlando. Sorry bucko
>>29262057
Your life will continue to be average. You'll have everything you want or need and somethings might be a little to extravagant for you but you won't see too much of a problem with it. The only thing is there might be a possible what if in your life that will always haunt you till the day you die but overall you are an average cog in American society
>>29262058
You have a lot of mental issues probably stemming from your relationship with your father. You won't have any stable relationships for years until you finally find the one who will let you be as crazy and unchecked as you want to be ultimately ruining his self confidence and overall personal identity. You might be happy but your partner will be miserable.
Lay it on me nice and easy, doc
>>29261968
If he's anything like me then he's paranoid that someone he knows might happen to stumble across his picture and tell everyone he knows that he browses a Mongolian elbow piercing forum and everyone will hate him for the rest of his life and employers will refuse to interview him and his parents will disown them. Surely I'm not the only one who thinks this way?
>>29262290
Not gay buddy. Sorry.
>>29262264
>>29262255
Thanks, but better than that?
>>29262225
No she's likable and actually looks even better, that pic is overexposed
Assuming girl in pic is not a freakish doppelganger
>>29262290
>you might grow a bond with a niece or nephew but the constant fear of pedophila placed on you by other family members may stagnate that.
I am into women slightly older than me though, senpai ...
>>29262211
A stem job and a small but close group of friends who will keep for a long time. You will not marry until you're in your thirties
>>29262305
future mob boss
>>29262343
Top kek
Not sure if numale or closet homosexual
whats gonna habben? :D
>>29262434
gonna end up killing yourself in 7 years when you realize that falling for the trans meme was a mistake and that you can never replace your severed penis
>>29262434
are you mtf? show me some more of dem titties
>>29262305
Can't see shit/10
>>29262343
this guy looks like the most stereotypical euro cuck ever, he's like a walking caricature
>>29262423
>Student of Theology and future Lutheran Pastor (cf. >>29262035 ).
>Nu male and/or gay.
Nope.
>Normal or attractive looking males
>r9k
offically dead
>>29262666
OH SHIT mods mods mods help
>>29262666
Calm down, Satan
Origgomasuuuu
>>29262179
REEEEEEEEEE fuck off normie fuck you fucko
>>29261946
>When I show up I'm just a little sectoid
>>29262725
>>29262704
MOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSSSSSS
orifuckinggano
>>29262216
Just get a better haircut and you would look great in that picture
>>29262211
You'll marry an Asian and have few kids. have a pretty good life
>>29262109
this, always looking for confirmation on fucking R9K
he'll be the next elliot and get the new all american record
>>29261188
Good life, you'll probably get some nice quiet girl and live to a peaceful old age.
>>29262666
Dude Nice
I wish this happened more often
kys retards.
>>29261302
Life of the party guy. You'll get some girl who you'll have no idea how you landed, she'll be amazing and you'll die of a heart attack at 70 with your kids to see you off.
>>29261497
Death, by fire.
>>29261497
wallahu snackbar
bumping
pic is a year old but still, go ahead
>>29263470
You will have sex with a drunk girl at a party until two Swedes show up to feed her bread
>>29261188
your fiance is going to be crushed when you die in a plane crash accident... with no survivors!
most recent picture of me before i shaved.
>>29263539
here is an older one.
>>29263470
you will have a 7/10 life forever
>>29263607
you will start a death metal band as the growling vocalist and end up ruling all of humanity
predict my future pls.
>>29263539
>>29263607
Your mother is going to die and you're gonna have to get on disability to support your tendies/shitting inside computers on webcam habit. But you might get rejected so you will have to lie, or get ajob.
>>29263713
that gets a big hmmmmmmm from me
>>29263713
some very lonely nights anon
>>29263607
>>29263539
Also, the T O P N I G G A of the day is......O A T M E A L
>>29263746
It's ok.I'm used to it
>>29263713
I've heard Persian Jews mentioned but I've never seen one.
>>29263795
I'm actually Mexican.
>>29261517
He's not bad looking. All he had to do was lift and get on meds to treat his BPD.
>>29262085
>You're gorgeous
when will beta whiteknights learn
>>29261530
Rabbit you're still alive?? I thought you would've died from AIDs by now ffs
>>29263786
same here breh
Bawsac nica chiga bitch nigga
twitter is for niggas
grove street watermellon racism
#justiceforjamal nigguh
>>29262211
You'll eventually become attractive but still browse r9k
>>29263665
>>29263742
heh. thanks.
i would smile - i need to smile more but no-one is in my room but me. so i salk until i can move out. i will be dead soon but
>tfw you watch a happy-tier sad anime movie about dreams [Urusei Yatsura Movie 2: Beautiful Dreamer]
and now not sure if dreaming or not.
>tfw wanna sleep and go see her again
I'm 22 just to be clear even if look like a teenager
>>29264024
You'll try to become hip with inner city blacks and get shot. The same inner city blacks will sneak into the hospital morgue once you die from your wound and impregnate your boipucci, from which the antichrist will emerge in 6 months and 66 days.
