>more than 15% of women aged 30 or below had sexual experiences with animals
How does that make you feel?
My oneitis is a vet student.
thats pretty hot if im honest with you
>>29260011
Doh, men are pigs.
>>29260064
boyboner or girlboner?
>>29260031
cucked
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>85% of women aged 30 or below are virgins
Yeah, I don't believe that...
>>29260221
>what is reading comprehension
:^) original message
>99% of statistics on the internet are made up on the spot
How does that make you feel?
>>29260011
Are you gonna post links or is this another thread where OP is a faggot?
tfw no gf with horsecock / zebracock fetish.
>>29260290
Horsecock is disappointing desu only half of it in can be fit in and it doesn't even get that hard
>>29260276
I think it's the usual "OP is a faggot and still gets 300 replies"
>>29260011
>tfw Women would rather fuck animals than us robots
>>29260320
He could at least post some good pr0n
>>29260312
There are ways to get them hard actally work on you actively
>tfw
>>29260011
Yet they pretend that BM/WF is widespread
>more than 15% of women aged 30 or below had sexual experiences with animals
I don't really care.
>>29260259
My bad. Forgot about bacteria, chromista, fungi, plante and protozoa. :^)
>>29260366
Why are they always like floppy AF then?
Even dog dicc is better by comparison desu
>>29260410
You need to have a mare in heat in the vicinity, or use pheromones, makes them hard and horny. There's a few amateur vids where horses actively fuck girls and it's pretty rough.
>>29260410
Doesn't matter, I just want a female friend who fantasizes about them. Dog ones look gross to me.
>>29260464
Where would one find such vids?
>>29260469
true they look much more impressive
i really enjoy this meme.
maybe more than brrap-san
Grossed out.
But I'd do it too if I could convince myself it was consensual. Which it isn't. You're likely doing it with a pet. You're the hand that feeds. Fucking sex slaves is what you turn them into.
That said animals are quite resilient. Or we just don't appreciate the mental torture we put them through.
>>29260011
i call bullshit . and i mean its not like you had a chance with them any way .
>>29260575
>Which it isn't
What if you like, just had a shower and lie on your bed nude and your dog just comes and shoves his snout into your crotch and starts licking? Stuff like that can happen.
>>29260822
If a toddler crawled up to you and examined your dick and started sucking on it would you let it?
No. Hell no. You shouldn't. Age of consent is a thing obviously but it's not motivated in law. It's morally motivated. The participant doesn't appreciate the situation well enough to be eligible to give consent.
In the case of a dog (or any animal that isn't monkeys or dolphins iirc) they don't do sex for pleasure just like that. So they can't consent even if of mental maturity for their species. If dogs can ever consent if the mutual intent is breeding I don't know. That's hard to know.
>>29260883
How do pets even consent to being pets then??
>>29261332
they don't, being a pet literally means being raped
I see single women sometimes with really eager happy dogs and YOU JUST KNOW
>>29262231
my ex was a really petite girl with a giant male dog
she was also crazy as fuck
do you think I got cucked by the dog?
>>29262865
probably, did you ever see the dog sniff her butt?
Dog-owning roasties are always trouble. They always have some childish excuse for having dogs in their 1 BR apartments when they're gone 14 hours a day, too. "I always wanted a dog since I was a little girl!"
And don't even get me started about the girls who want to show how enlightened and progressive they are by sticking up for pitbulls. The things are monsters and you should have to have a special license to own one.
>Wanting to have sex with a dog.
>Not with a superior wolf that's bigger, stronger and more virile.
Next you will all say you prefer white men instead of blacks.
>>29262231
>Eager happy dogs
Except dogs who get to fuck their owners become moody, aggressive, territorial and genuinely worth putting down.
>>29263407
that's really not an indicator. dogs like to sniff things.
if the dog wasn't neutered, that might mean something
>>29263691
Is that more the lack of neutering though?
>>29260011
My gf loves dogs, she thinks they're adorable etc etc
She doesn't have a dog, but has said she wants to get a dog when we move into a home of our own. She says she doesn't care what dog we get but would prefer a bigger dog to protect the house.
So does this mean she wants a big dog to fuck her while I'm at work?
>>29263878
Probably not. Unless you two are totally white trash the dog will be neutered as a puppy.
Do you think there are more women that have put vegetables in their vaginas, or more women that have put animal penises in them?
>>29263951
It depends whether they're vegetarians or meatatarians.
>>29263951
Absolutely vegetables
Think of how easily accessible cucumbers are compared to dogs
