who /bother their dog/ in here?
>dog starts falling asleep
>call his name
>dog lies down
>roll him over with my foot
>offer dog a piece of food
>keep pulling it away right before he can grab it
>repeat five or six times
>throw imaginary sticks
>>29259665
Leave your dog alone. Go bother some people or something what else are they there for
Childhood abandonment issues?
>>29259665
i love my dog and am not a dick to him.except i think snouts are adorable and would sometimes grab his snout or do something like put a sock over it
Good shit OP
Stupid dogs need to be taught who's boss
>dog chilling on the couch
>I come down the stairs
>she looks at me with an expression kind of like the dog in the OP image
>walk over to her and she kicks and stretches out waiting for me to rub her
>stand next to her and rub the air around her about 3 inches away from her body for a few seconds
>walk away
>>29259665
you bully your doggo?
fucking low desu
>>29259707
>>29259728
>implying the dog is actually bothered by OP's actions
it does not feel human emotions such as "annoyance"
like when the dog is lying down and you roll him over it literally forgets that it was lying down 1 second ago
why would you ever bully a pupper
jesus christ this new generation of underage b& isn't even edgy or revolting, they are just fucking retarded
>>29259665
Me to
oranen
>>29259665
end yourself. Bother a person, not a doggo
I used to pull my dogs ears until it bit me, but I kept doing it. Whenever it would lie down I'd bite it's ears and grab it's about with my hand and squeeze as hard as I could until it would start almost attacking me
I killed my childhood dog via strangulation also, and it killed all the family pets via various methods. All the chickens, all the rabits, all the guinea pigs and the cat that we had. I don't know why though
>>29259665
You are literally Satan
>>29259735
me too
I call him a little elephant
>>29259665
>try to roll dog onto back
>it starts growling and throws a fit
>start clicking my fingers over its head
>it starts growling and throws a fit
>go literally anywhere near it
>it starts growling and throws a fit
I do this to it every day, its fucking hilarious
>>29259883
Let's see you come try to pull some shit like that on me pussy boy
>>29259665
>be vet tech
>stacy coworkers bring their dogs to work
>hey fido!
>looks up at me from dog bed with pure joy
>flip him off and say fuck you faggot
>he sadly lays back down
>tfw no wan wan to bother
>>29259955
Do you just lurk r9k looking for doggo threads?
Literally kill yourself
His owner/pack is the entire centre of his world for a dog, he literally lives just to get affection from and to please and protect you
Ungrateful shit cunt faggot
>>29259986
hehehe
maybe
hehehehe
>>29259762
fucking savage damn dude
>shake bag of kitty treats
>kitty comes running
>pick her up and cuddle her without giving her any treats
>>29260024
Why don't you just get a wan wan?
>>29260002
You probably wear a fedora too and white knight foe women? You can love someone but still do some friendly teasing, or mess with em.
Hell, you can have lots of banter and sarcasm with those you love too. I love my doggo but still call him fat/lazy/slow/stupid.
>>29259665
Shouldn't mess with his food like that though. Never mess with an animals food. Theyll start to get nasty with you when it's time for feeding and such.
>>29260077
>AHAHA WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET A WAN WAN BT
>ITS SO EASY
>JUST GET A WAN WAN
>HAHA BT HASN'T GOT A WAN WAN??
>HAHAAH
>>29259665
DOGGOS BTFO
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER??????
>>29259781
animals bite people all the time for annoying them
>>29260279
I didn't mean it like that huskychan. I'm legitimately asking what is stopping you from acquiring wan wan?
>>29260302
wan- no money and neet
two- live in flat no dogs allowed
>>29260262
Your forgetting the r9k is full of lonely unloved loses with fragile egos, even the friendliest banter will make them burst into uncontrollabe tears. They expect everyone to have these same probelms.
>>29260321
I'm sorry m8.. maybe in the future you can have any wan wan you're heart desires
>>29259917
no he's 1 off,>>29259917
so nearly satan
>>29259665
nice
fuck dogs, filthy cunts
>>29260371
Thanks anon, wan day.
You niggers need to chill.
It's not like I abuse my dog, he doesn't even know what I'm doing half the time.
>>29260279
You can literally walk into a vet clinic, as if they have a DOG that was brought in to be re-homed, and walk away with a FREE DOG. If you call it a wan wan you'll be turned away, mot clinics have a no faggot policy. I you can't contain your faggotry, you don't deserve a DOG
>>29259883
Obvious troll
Op, yes i used to mess with my puppet, PLAYFULLY by making growling noises and grabbing his snout til he got angry and playfully bit me... never FUCKed with his food... He was very gentle til my cat tried to eat out of his bowl, only time I ever heard him growl angrily then snap. Careful. ...
>>29260411
see >>29260321
cant even get free wan wans if i wanted
>>29260395
You're welcome. I'll give my husky extra hugs for you when I get home
>>29260384
>t. Muhammad bin al-Dunecoon
>>29260437
pffff, better be good hugs.thanks anon, qt huskies are the best
>>29260461
Big cuddle hugs. I'm the anon from the last 2 doggo threads with the husky. (The one with the frog, and the one sleeping next to her hamburger plush)
>>29259986
>implying he doesn't post the threads and wait until it's believable that he isn't the OP
>>29259955
I approve of this, please continue
>>29260431
Get a small DOG and hide it or get a sperg certificate and they have to allow you a DOG. Say that gay shit again and I will report you to the international anti-fag agency and you will never be able to get a dog ever. Say dog or never have a dog, choice is yours queer.
>>29260518
My God, that's brilliant
>>29260497
wew lad qt husky wan wan
>>29260518
im literally in bed so i cannot
>>29260523
no wan wan policy anon, wan wan hehe
>>29260597
I'll see if I can snap some more pictures for your when I get home huskychan
>>29260624
i'll be asleep, find me tomorrow
>>29260597
Enjoy your no-dogz lmao
>>29260691
fuk u bich anon
>>29260321
Be my gf we can have husky or whatever.
>>29260716
im married to princess, me on right
>Dog is ultra submissive beta
>(I'm secretly beta)
>Dog play bites me
>Get angry, start throwing pillows at him, chase him under furniture, get some sort of sadistic hate boner seeing his beta scared fucking expression whenever i do it
>Continue to scare dog for a few years, not really hurting him, i just get some sort of boner when he makes his stupid beta face
>Everytime beta dog sleeping and I'm near it, it becomes super aggressive
Many dogs get really aggressive when you disturbed them while sleeping.
When I feel a good big fart coming up I walk over to my dog, pull my trousers down, pry his jaws open and fart down his mouth. He seems really interested in the smells sometimes
>>29260708
Me
>has a dog
>not a queer
You
>no-dogz forever
>super gay
>>29260802
is that ur wan wan? he's super cute
I would never be mean with my dogger~
She's the only one who I trust
>>29260835
nah im as paranoid about posting pictures of my DOG as I am of myself on 4chan
I beat the fuck out of my dog after watching Zootopia because I was angry at him for not being a rabbit. Felt so fucking bad for days and days. I tried making it up to him ever since, I even snuck him into the theatre to watch the movie with me (it was a late showing and he is a small dog so nobody noticed) and he still doesn't accept it.
He hates me now man. I feel so bad. The stupid thing is that I was 'triggered' into beating him hardcore because of a fucking dumb reason, because he did not get excited when I showed him a recruitment website for the police so he wasn't wanting to be an officer like the movie rabbit. I hit him and hurt him. He hides often now.
>>29260894
CUTE AS FUCK LABWAN
>>29260897
shame that wan wan is qt, im sure your wan wan is qter tho
>not being a cat
ur dogs life is already bad enough as is
>have dog
>don't treat it like shit
>the end
dogs sure are gr8
>>29260920
dam nigga, i laughed my ass off.
>>29259883
Oh cool a sociopath. Got any mass murders planned anytime soon?
>>29261135
Sociopaths don't do this shit, just psychopaths
i always fart in my dogs face. i want to see his reaction.
>>29260762
More about what you did to doggo plz.
>give doggo belly raspberries
>put my shirts on doggo
>hump doggo's face
>put cups over doggo's nose
>flip doggo's ears over
>pet doggo while fapping
>put comforter over doggo and hold it down so she can't get out
>spit on doggo's head
>lift doggo up to chest, run a couple feet, set doggo down
>make doggo sit, pick up doggo's front legs, dance with doggo
>put dick in front of doggo's face
The only thing that actually bothers her is the cup thing, she always pulls away. She also doesn't like raspberries after dinner.
doggos deserve nothing but love
>>29261532
>>put dick in front of doggo's face
You're tempting fate with this one.
>>29261577
She'd never hurt it, she's just fascinated by it. It looks so different from a canine dick.
>>29259883
Did you piss yourself in your sleep as a child?
>>29263552
Kek, that's just a meme dude. Ot has nothing to do with being a psycho serial killer, it's just that people with bad home lives piss the bed in later childhood, and having a bad home life correlates with being a psycho serial killer
>>29259665
>who /asshole/ here?
>>29260030
>cat is a fat fuck
>show him his bowl of dinner
>he gets excited and go to put it down
>instead run around the room with him chasing and meowing at me
Soon my cat is gonna be swole, and he'll be thanking me then.
>>29263010
I wanna fuck that fatty titcow. Goddamn.
>>29261532
>put comforter over doggo and hold it down so she can't get out
oh god this is amazing, would pay to watch and listen
>>29263798
i have three dogs aged 9yrs, 10yrs, and 8 months
my old dogs love sleeping under the covers, but the puppy loses her shit under there. my old dogs will lift the comforter and crawl underneath to sleep, but my puppy loses her mind if she is even half covered
I cover her up every night before i go to bed and hold her under with the other two and she gets all riled up and wants to play, then i lay down and pretend to sleep and she like pounces on my chest and pushes her two front paws into me to wake me up
>>29259781
how could you train a dog if they had that short of a memory. dogs learn but they will do anything for human food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XVexCWNgvE
who here avidly browses doge threads on s4s
>dog obsessed with squeak toy
>put on audio track of random squeak noises in 10 minute intervals
>enable loop for endless play
>leave for work
>>29261532
>>29263010
More pics of this feral-eyebrowed titcow, plz
>>29263896
cute. post pic of your doggos anon.
