It's over for me.
>be 27, still living with parents
>only ever had 2 jobs, but been unemployed for over 5 years
>permavirgin
>parents obviously despise me but mom insists I don't get kicked out
>over past 2 years been immersed in WoW rp
>get into relationship online with grill
>we start off slow, talking on skype, never facecam
>eventual ingame erp leads to cybering and moaning through skype calls
>tell her that I'm a lot more successful than I actually am
>tell her I live in my own townhouse, have a stable income as IT
>we exchange pics, I use my real pics since she's not that much of a looker anyway
>ask my dad for his nice clothes to wear in all nonlewd pics I send her since my own clothes are dirty tshirts and gym shorts
>about 3 months ago we discuss meeting irl
>always knew we lived in the same state, but too afraid to meet up because of lies
>finally agree after she promises sex, saying she's a virgin and believes I'm experienced enough to teach her
Should I continue?
>>29259439
yes anon, I'll be here reading this
>>29259439
Yeah continue desu
>we finally meet up at a halfway point
>in reality it's about a five minute walk from my parent's townhouse
>my mom is onboard with all of this and has taken herself and my dad out for the night to the casino
>she's also given me about 100 dollars
>if there's any joy from any of this it's the 'love' my mom made me feel for the first time in years by helping me
>we meet up at the walmart, she drove herself
>she's 19, and a bit chubbier in person, but whatever, gonna get laid
>I try to act calmly towards her but just keep stuttering and sweating
>spillspaghetti.jpg
>she attempts to kiss me
>awkward mouth mashing
>feels weird but warm and nice
>I pull away though after about a second of this and forcibly grab her by the hand
>she's put off by the fact that I'm walking her home, expecting to be driven to the theater or whatever
>we make it to my house
>it looks, smells, and feels like an old couples home
>my mother cleaned it up a bit but she left her own clothes folded on the table
>'lol anon what's with the big lady's clothes'
>stunned.jpg
>make up the lie that my granny has been living with me due to her injuries(?)
>she believes it, how the fuck
>she sits down on the leather couch with the old ass quilt on it and starts watching TV
>go in the kitchen and try and make something to eat
>can of spaghetti'os seems simple enough
>realize I don't even know how the stove top works
>can't even heat a can of spaghetti'os
>decide to just grab make her a cheese sandwich
>she looks at it with confusion
>literally just two pieces of breed with slice of cheese in it
>possibly some of my sweat as well
>after about 15 mins of awkward eating, chatting, and tv, she starts getting more 'intimate' on the couch
>>29259743
doesn't sound too bad so far bro, keep it going
>>29259743
Please stop
Why are you doing this?
>>29259743
You don't see the problem with having spaghetti'os or a chese sandwich on a date?
Oh no. OP why do you lie so blatantly?
>>29259743
how are you so pathetic that you cant even make her a fucking sandwich and how is she so pathetic that she actually still tries to fuck you
>>29259743
This is hard to read but continue
>she starts sliding her hand on my thigh
>sweat.jpg
>I shakily reach out and just grab her face
>she takes me hand and begins sucking on my middle finger seductively
>holy shit
>she asks me where my room is
>realize that my room is a clusterfuck of NEET
>decide instead to take her to my parent's bedroom which is much cleaner
>she lies down on the bed
>doesn't even notice all the dadstuff lying around
>we've literally been around each other for about 30 minutes and she's trying to get to the sex
>asks if I have a condom
>ohfuck
>shout OF COURSE and then begin furiously rummaging through dad's shelves
>find dad's wallet
>realize he must have forgotten it and will realize this when he gets to the casino
>my dad fucking hates me and wouldn't care if he intrudes on my 'date'
>sit down on bed and begin to shake as everything settles in
>she sits up beside me and asks if everything's okay
>don't know how to respond
>silence and severe autism for about a minute
>finally force myself to say the only thing that could save me some face
>tell her I'm gay
>she seems awestruck with this, and at first is upset, but soon begins reassuring me
>come up with some more bullshit about how nervous I was, and just wanted us to be platonic
>she actually buys it, let me rest my head in her lap
>try desperately to ask her if she wants to leave, hoping we can maybe have some sort of relationship
>unable to with her comforting, actual female human contact
>she keeps rubbing my head, feelsgood
>tears actually welting in eyes
>have to keep up the act
>begin stumbling through stories
>tell her my dad molested me
>makeup some more bullshit but she's believing it
>she tells me she was also molested by her uncle
>jesus christ
>we continue to cry on and hold each other for what feels like hours
>I just want to continue being held, completely forget about my dad possibly coming home
>I feel in love with this girl and I just cockblocked myself
>suddenly hear front door opening
>>29259933
literally fake as fuck
also checked
>>29259933
You spaghettid so hard OP. its a snowball effect. More and more pours out of your pockets. Is this even real?
>>29259978
Fucking obviously. You're not supposed to read these because you think they really happened
>>29259933
fuck this suspense
>>29259933
WE WANNA KNOW THE END
>>29259933
pls anon.
Also, does anyone have source on that gif?
>hear my dad's familiar voice shout my name
>she looks at me with horror
>'anon, who is that?'
>sweat intensifies
>she's worried it's an intruder
>hear him start to come inside, coming straight towards the bedroom
>she gets up and leaves the room despite my protesting
>I get up and follow with horror
>My dad looks stunned but then looks at me in the doorway
>"anon, why are you in me and mom's room?"
>qt glares at him, realizing it's my 'evil' dad
>she's so stupid and clearly emotional from our prior session she starts shouting at him
>straight up calls him a molester
>my dad looks at her dumbfounded
>she tells him that she knows he molested me
>dad now looks directly at me
>it's as if all the disgust and contempt he felt over the years bubbled in a single moment
>I break down and start crying
>apologizing profusely to no one in particular
>my dad runs into his room, grabs his wallet, and then shoves me out of the room
>begins shouting at qt that he's not a molester
>begins telling her what I actually am
>he points down the hall towards my room and tells her to go inside
>she gawks at me for a moment and then decides to check out my room
>I try and stop her but am too shaken up
It's at this point I should clarify that I realize there's something wrong with me. To all those calling me pathetic, I know this. But this is the first real contact I've had with a female in years. And even before I met her, I wanted her to love me. You can say it's obsession, and I guess I would have to agree. My room of course has a bunch of NEET shit in like messy laundry, tissues, anime figures. I don't own a waifu pillow or anything that pathetic. However, I did keep a small printed out photo she had sent me clipped to the bottom right corner of my computer screen, which I think she had noticed immediately. I'm actually in tears as I write this.
>>29259933
Not even reading after this point, I'm feeling 2nd hand embarrassment and it's making me uncomfortable. Gonna go watch anime.
why are you so surprised that she believes what you say? she doesn't have anything else to go by, that's why deceptive people suck so much
>>29260185
Reading that, hurt my soul, I thought I was rock-bottom. But damn, never even once in my life have I ever been that embarrassed, even when I pissed myself in school.
>>29260185
don't care if it's not real
>>29260185
This is a masterpiece! Continue...
>she screams at me for a couple minutes
>she then storms out and I'm left sat on my bed crying
>my dad scowls at me and then leaves with his wallet
>I don't check to see if she made it back to her car safely
>I don't even get on my computer for the rest of the day
>eventually when I do sign on, she's deleted me from every outlet
>we had a couple of friends between us that knew we were close
>I message a couple of them and only one replies
>short responses from them
>get on wow, immediately log off
>do this a couple more times with growing anxiety
>later that night my mom comes in to see how I'm doing
>she begins explaining that I can't keep living like this
>tells me that she and my dad were talking about what happened
>they're planning on kicking me out in the next month
>she asks if I want anything to eat and then goes to bed
I want to kill myself. For one chance I had the opportunity to feel happy but I can't even get that right. At least she didn't find my cum jar.
>>29260185
I'm actually so fucking immersed in this story, pls let it end with a dry anal rape
>>29260185
Post your anime figure collection.
I-I'm a girl, please...
>>29260305
Wait, cum jar? Like why do you keep it for, do you drink it or something?
>>29259439
Sup, Louie? Started collecting stamps yet?
>>29260305
Well, if you don't have any money saved up or anything and you're getting kicked out, I hate to say it, 27 is a little too late to change, so you might as well kill yourself.
Maybe see if you can get NEETbux first, otehrwise, it's all ogre. Make sure to leave them a note saying you blame your dad
>>29260337
No, I just made up the part about the cum jar. I thought maybe i'd end this on a light note since people seem to be enjoying what I've suffered through.
>>29260399
>No, I just made up the part about the cum jar.
this is why you can't have nice things anon
Next time be honest, anon. Maybe you could've kept her around. Losers like honesty.
>>29259743
>>'lol anon what's with the big lady's clothes'
>>stunned.jpg
I couldnt read past this, i cant handle it anon...
>>29260363
Even with NEETbux there's no hope
I'm also 27, NEET, living at home, whole nine yards
It wouldn't begin to cover rent, much less rent + utilities + other basic living expenses
I would LOVE to leave and in fact feel so fucking smothered and trapped here that i barely feel alive but there is just no realistic way that I could ever afford it
Suicide is the only option
>HE WON'T POST HIS ANIME FIGURES
OP here.
I'm looking for some new WoW friends though if anyone would like to volunteer. I play on Wyrmrest Accord. My main's name is Aremathras. I probably won't be on a whole lot soon though.
I have to go now, my mom and dad want to have a talk.
>>29260503
Depression and social awkwardness (often linked) can be solved, but it's not that easy
Try to go see a psychologist, he can help you, and get you through this really hard time
For example, take Boogie2988 from YouTube, same case almost, he experienced such a horrible life, but he didn't kill himself and now he's living happily with a loving wife, even though he's a 400 pound WoW lover, with crippling depression and an anxiety disorder
And, don't forget, it's never too late to do anything, don't end it all, would be a waste
>>29260614
please come to update
>>29260614
>have a talk
It was nice knowing you NEETbro
You totally could've gotten away with being completely honest about being a NEET. She does WoW RP she really wouldn't have expected much else.
OP, u should switch to Skyrim. Buy a house and a waifu.
>>29260399
Motherfuck...he's even lied about the cum jar. This mad man wants to watch the world burn
it's over for me too. i'm in a wheelchair, crippled.
>>29260614
please come back and update opie
bump so we can find out
oh boy oh boy
if this is true
i am sad for you
>>29260957
Seconding this bump
>>29260614
They're giving OP an ultimatum. Either he changes his NEET ways or he's out on the street.
>>29259743
She sounds like a fucking bitch, who the fuck does she think she is
fight anon, fight!!!!
>>29259439
Im not trying to be mean but if you dont have a job and dont contribute, why the fuck do your parents not go into your room and brick your PC and cancel your WOW account? Serious question.
>>29263734
Go fuck yourself demon.
Also why do you have to contribute? What has society done for him?
>>29263734
>Bait
(you) filtered
>>29259439
Never lie. Youre in this position because of your casual lying. Be honest.
>>29259439
reveal but in a way that lets her view you as a victim of your own stupidity, rather than as a predator
at worst she'll say she needs a few days alone but then call you the second night confessing her loveif it happens like that never forget how much better it was than you deserved
>>29260185
That's what you get for lying.
>>29265476
Shut the fuck up dude. if he didnt lie she'd have never come over. Do you even know how women work? Clearly not.
>>29265523
And what good that did for him?
Get a job first, move out, get your shit together and then think about exchanging bodily fluids.
>>29265617
MEANWHILE DRUG ADDICTS AND LOSER neetS GET LAID ALL THE time just because they're attractive or white.
So no, you're full of shit.
>>29265663
What does that have to do with anything?
OP clearly had bigger issues that he should've taken care of rather than getting his dick wet.
But instead OP was a faggot. Getting your dick wet does not help you to get a job, smashing some pussy does not help you move out, fucking someone does not help you with your relationship to your parents.
Getting a job and getting money helps you move out thus making it easier to get your dick wet when you don't have to dilly-dally around parents schedule and makes it so that you aren't complete loser in your parents eyes.
I'm in same boat as OP though five years younger and have currently a contract job. My parents give me "those" looks, I got my v-card intact but if I dont get my financial shit together now its gonna be more difficult in future.
