>take a huge shit
>out of toilet paper
>already used the bidet to spray my asshole before realizing
>still waiting for my ass to dry 10 minutes later
Should I just get up and waddle over to the storage closet? I'd risk my sister seeing my shitty asshole but I really don't want to stain my tighty whities.
just use your sock and throw it away or something, or use one of the towels that is supposed to be for decoration only
improvise you little brain dead faggot
>>29259449
All I have is my decorative towels and a carpet. I'm no sock wearing faggot.
I'm considering fishing out used booger tissues out of the garbage.
>>29259472
why not just take a shower
>>29259407
Wipe it with your hands and then wash
presto
>>29259493
I don't have any towels and my decorative towels are made of really rough sandpaper apparently.
Take a shower
Muh not original
Update: I had a bit more shit slide out so now my asshole is dirty again.
>>29259554
>I had a bit more shit slide out so now my asshole is dirty again.
Holy fuck I hate when that happens.
>>29259407
Pull your underwear up, spread your asscheaks, and walk over to get more
We don't want to grind anything inside
>>29259528
Pajeet
Call your sister to bring you tp
