Comfy Jobs
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What are comfy jobs that don't require college?
>be 25
>drop out of college 6 months ago because it made me miserable
>constantly afraid that I'll end up a complete fuckup because of this
Security is a pretty good robot job if you get the right kind. Night shift watching a factory, preferably not in a black neighborhood.
Landscaping
>constant low intensity activity keeps you from becoming a fat fuck
>sunlight + light exercise cures your depression
>you will no longer have soft sissy hands
>body is busy, by mind is left free for contemplating
>>29259523
That would be cool if I didn't still live with my parents. Night shift would entail that I come home after midnight (probably way after), which is a huge no-no.
>>29259683
>Night shift would entail that I come home after midnight (probably way after)
Nah you'd probably work from 10 or 12 to 6am or later.
>>29259683
>Having a curfew at the age of 25
If it's for work I'm sure mommy and daddy would be ok with you staying up past your bedtime.
Another comfy job would be backroom stocking at a Walmart or some other big store. You might have to go to the front of the store and interact with customers half the time though.
>>29259801
>curfew
No, but when you live in a tiny house, every noise can be heard. I'm sure my parents wouldn't appreciate someone waking up the house at 4 AM or whatever.
Costco are pretty good to their employees
>>29259870
>the whole world is america
>>29259973
I'm English you cunt
A friend of mine works for the government, he's makes quite a bit of money but he says the people are horrible. OP, there is no such thing as a comfy job that you can get that's not taken by niggers and spics (unless you or someone you know creates one). Lashaunda and Juan both want a job they can do that doesn't require going to school to get, and frankly, so does everyone else.
>>29260017
>the whole world is anglo-saxon
>>29260213
govt employment is a joke
>>29260237
The a whole world is populated by sub human niggers... For now enjoy your stay, shit skin.
>>29259801
Not him but my bedtime is 10pm and I have to be up before 11am. I'm 25 and those are the rules at my parents house.
>>29260512
Are you serious? That's kind of sad. Do you have a gf and friends and stuff too?
>>29260475
B-but what's wrong with niggers...
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one more bumpu
Anyone here work at target? I have an interview for overnight backroom. I'm worried I'm going to bomb the interview since they're behavioral questions and I suck at lying.
I work as porn cameraman. It's fun, there are plenty of parties, you get to fuck actresses, attend parties, people don't judge you for being strange.
I've had a few comfy jobs
Security Guard
+night shifts
+flexible hours (depending on the company)
+not too much responsibility
+get to see neat events
-might be boring to stand around for hours doing nothing
-low wage
Event Guy at a museum (we host parties and weddings and shit as a venue)
+get to be around cool shit all day
+only real work is set-up and clean-up
+get to talk to old retired historians and learn neat shit every day
+meet nice people from around the world
+improves social skills
+decent wage
+just got promoted to a supervisor position
+get to hire my own assistants
+make more money
+get more hours
-inconsistent hours
-sometimes the events get too crazy
-have to make sure kids don't touch/break anything
-responsible for millions of dollars worth of historical significance
-sometimes really boring, but almost never stressful
Bakery/Cafe job
+get to work before the sun comes up
+off work before noon most days
+free food
+free coffee
+not too stressful
+easy work
+make at least $30 in tips every day
+may or may not have coworkers who like having you around
-kind of boring
-sometimes gets really busy
-huge menu of drinks to memorize
-have to deal with shitty customers (sometimes)
-/+ literally all of my coworkers are females
>>29259870
No I work here its a bit better than your average retail place
But the pay still is not enough to fully support you at only 13 dollar an hour
Plus retail in general sucks and it takes awhile to get you full time
Im only doing it because they have a college program that allows me to work there on breaks from college
So for my situation 13 dollars an hour is good
Go to trade school, become a paramedic, or suck it up and finish college without too much loan debt
>>29259635
what exactly do you do in landscaping?
does it require any heavy lifting and carrying?
lower back is a bit unstable so would really like to hear of a job that doesn't require much of that.
Any robobros that's had experience with being a prison guard? Sounds pretty easy and you get cool batons, I actually did get an orange belt in Judo and I'm not a fatfuck nor skinnyfat, pretty much average joe.
>>29264207
Is that a serious question? You do physical work like a fucking slave, and you can't get a job unless you're an illegal Mexican.
>>29264207
Not OP but Am spic who's been working landscaping for 5 years so far,
You do a measure of things, shoveling dirt, mowing grass, using the weedwhacker also leafblower along with trimming bushes and planting shit.
not really, heaviest thing you'll carry is a garbage bin of grass or trash, I'm pretty weak but it's definitely doable. but if your lower back is kind of unstable then i'm not sure if this job is for you m8
>>29264249
lol you actually think prison guards get batons?
I gotta say HVAC/ Air conditioning. Its easy once you get past the math and electricitt part, and it pays hella good. I'm talking 600 to replace a fan (1day job) 5000 to install 2 medium capacity units. Or 230 for an average frion refill. Berry gud job.
>>29264285
My uncle is a prison guard and he bas a solid baton+pepperspray combo, they had tazers for a while too, but budget cuts.
Keep in mind I live in europe, so there's no "muh police brutality" here.
>>29264295
I'm also gonna insert the fact frion refills are usually 30 mins. And the fact the newer ACs come with blining lights to tell you whats wrong.
>tfw every single job mentioned so far is the most low class can't-even-live-on-it job in my country
Seriously everything pays like 200-300e :(
>>29264003
tell me more about this job
>>29264339
Mfw i mentioned hvac
Gov employee here. The comfy meme is true. I get a ton of sick days, vacation days, can pick my own work schedule, can go to the gym an hour a day to "work out" aka sit in sauna, I can arrange my schedule to get every Friday off, get a pension, can "work" from home, and most people basically do no work at all. You can expect to walk into the office in January and literally Cobb webs will be on the computers and shit because everyone's been on vacation for so long. Only downside is that you will work with the laziest people in the dirtiest working conditions I have ever seen.
>>29264358
How does one get a government job? Are you in the states?
>>29264453
Yes in the states. It can take some time desu. It took me about 6 months of constantly applying to as many jobs as I could find. But I know people that were much luckier and got a job after like 2-3 months. If you have a bachelor's degree you can pretty much do most jobs. Just stay applying asap
