> Hey, you're Anon right?!
> Wanna come over and join us for a drink?
>>29258959
>drinking carbonated fermented grape soda with HFCS
I am a connoseur of microbewery craft ales.
>>29258959
Sure why not. I'll take a beer though, not a big fan of wine ladies
>>29259260
>Hahaha look at that faggot, he really thought he can join us
>>29259297
Haha kekthis is very original
>>29258959
>Sure, but you're paying! haha
If only this ever happened to me
>>29258959
Sorry, I only drink hard liquor or vodka while i'm alone and feeling especially dead inside
sure i'll just go get myself a drink
>walk towards bar
>runaway
>>29258959
do you really find that kind of girls attractive? generic looking whores.
>>29258959
Sorry, girls, but I don't drink that bottom-shelf trash you have there.
>>29258959
>nah i don't drink but i would spend the night with you babe *looking at middle one and winking*
reminder that the best carbonated wine can't compare to even a mediocre white.
>>29259538
Go away nigger/good lover. Whites only
>>29259297
kek
you cruel OP
>>29258959i-i only drink when I'm alone and sad, m-maybe next time
>>29258959
No
I just want
bang bang bang
I don't want to talk to you
I just want
bang bang bang
>>29258959
OI OI YU SCHHLAGGGG
*beats them with their lambrini bottles*
>>29258959
marry 1, fuck 3, kill 2
>>29258959
>small tits
>smiling confidently into the camera like they have big tits
>acting like nothing's wrong
>implying they get to hand out invitations
Me and my tiny dick will take our leave
>>29258959
er...er...er...
then i run off autistically in embarrassment
>>29260294
I don't want relationship
I just want
bang bang bang
>>29260294
I don't wanna meet your mom
I just want
Bang bang bang
>>29259613
stupid girls don't care
they just want the pretty sparklies
>>29258959
No, I've never even heard of that person.
>>29258959
they would stick with the 300 bill .
>>29258959
sorry i dont drink alcohol and i dont talk to women without their hijab im muslim