>Sex is a normal part of most people's life since they were teenagers
How does that make you feel?
Doesn't make me feel any better or worse. Fuck off
>>29258024
Did you just find this out op?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP42y28GTqc
>>29258024
I think most robots realized quite early on that they were definitely not normal.
A bit insulted because it's "not a big deal" until I have an opinion on something, then it's "lol what do you know, virgin"
It's not even the sex itself that's the problem. It's this whole hypocritical thing about it. If you're a virgin and you complain, it's not a big deal, if you're a virgin and you don't complain, you're just in denial. If you're a male virgin you're the most pathetic thing on the planet and nobody gives a shit, if you're a female virgin, you're the purest thing on the planet.
>>29258024
Like Im missing out.
I've always been mission out when it comes to social stuff though, so whatever.
It's always hurt pretty bad though. I remember crying when I was like 7 or 8 because I didnt have any friends.
Now Im 28 and cry because I've no friends, have never been in a relationship, have no money, have no career, and because I feel like a loser.
>>29258120
I wouldn't say it's hypocritical.
It's a question of basic value assigned to your person. At least it's treated as such.
>>29258024
>be me
>start having consistent sex with my gf
>realize there's a whole part of life that robots never experience
>experiment different positions and toys with partner
>can actually discuss sex with other people
>life feels more balanced, like it was intended to be
Sex is amazing. You should really try it sometime
>tfw I want to have sex
>tfw I'm scared of actually getting a GF and having to have sex because I literally cum in about 5 seconds when I masturbate
Truly the worst feel. Knowing that even if I had an opportunity I wouldn't be able to satisfy any woman. I could maybe lie the first time and say something like it's been a while or that she's just got a really good pussy but eventually they're going to get pissed that I can't perform and leave me. I'll never have a happy stable relationship.
>>29258120
Yah that sounds about right. You're a trash person and got thrown out as such. It's natural selection. Your ideas would have gotten you laid if they were any good
>inb4 implying women like ideas
How would you know, virgin.
I think I'm over it at this point. Not at the stage in life where I can worry about being a virgin. Now it's all
>Debt
>Poverty
>Lack of upward mobility
>health
>Aging
I thought being a weirdo that cannot function in most social contexts would let me to create beautiful works of art, but everything I do leaves me completely unsatisfied.
This is somehow motivating, but most of the time I just forget about it with alcohol and prolonged masturbation.
>>29258254
So do you make these threads just to point and laugh at the less fortunate?
>>29258289
Someone was being a dick to me in another thread. I took my anger out on the nearest virgin I saw cuz I knew he too was a virgin loser
>>29258228
Vaginas are never as tight as the death grip of your own fist. I cum in 1.5s when I jerk off but I can go at least 6 - 8 minutes during sex which is decent enough.
Don't believe porn. Sex isn't supposed to go on for 30+ minutes.
>>29258328
Haha... Yes it is. The average sexual encounter is 20 minutes including foreplay. But we all know what women think about average don't we
>>29258342
>The average sexual encounter is 20 minutes including foreplay
Yeah, maybe. But the actual act of intercourse generally lasts about six minutes.
Having intercourse for a very long time can actually cause pain.
>>29258328
If I start prone bone and never stop, sure then I cum in 3 minutes or so. But you vary positions, can even make pauses... sex can easily go for 40 minutes or more.
>>29258366
>not having a gf who likes pain
It's like you don't want her to cum
>>29258328
I also use an onahole senpai, and with that I maybe last 7 or 8 seconds. I don't think I'm gonna make it lad
>>29258378
>This will never happen to you
What a gut punch lmao
I'm not even human anymore at this point, I'm so far removed that I don't desire sex.
>>29258120
in my opinion any guy who hasn't had sex by the time there 20 have something wrong with them
sorry :(
>>29258254
>Your ideas would have gotten you laid if they were any good
Women don't care about a man's "ideas"
>>29258378
>ywn have have a girlfriend to kiss while fucking
>>29258378
>tfw I'll never get to fuck
>>29258024
don't feel shit really
different people have different values/ideas/circumstances of how their life gotta be.
>>29258024
I lost my virginity at 17 am I a normie or was that a long time in the eye of normies?
>>29258459
How would you know if you're a virgin? You obviously have an incomplete worldview
>>29258513
You're not a real robot if mere thought of having sex with other real person fuels your anxiety.
>>29258558
Because I'm not a virgin.
Only virgin betas think girls care about a man's brain or academic accomplishments, and that's only because they don't have anything of actual value to offer.
>>29258342
>including foreplay
more time is spent making out, doing hand stuff, and oral sex than actual fucking. As long as you cum during the blowjob which I've done a couple times.
>>29258541
Fuck off, Normie. 17 sounds pretty average.
>meet girl online
>she suggests we meet
>end up having sex
>after it's over she grabs her shit and leaves within five minutes
>never speaks to me again
I knew I was going to be bad my first time but holy shit. I'd take it back if I could. Not even a re-do, just never doing it in the first place.
>>29258283
this. i turn 24 in sept and im a college flunkie who still lives with his mom and i have no job, money, car, or any type of valuable skills. being a virgin is the least of my worries right now. the only time i really think about it is when im trying to go to sleep and i wonder what its like to sleep in bed with a female
>>29258601
Nigga I've fucked like 20 chicks and I'm pretty unattractive. I'm just smart and know how the female brain works. I.e. My ideas
>>29258620
>i turn 24 in sept
Which day?maybe we share the same b-day
>Sex is for normies basic common thing in life
>Sex feels alien to me
>>29258607
Your penis was evidently repulsive.
>>29258627
GET OUT FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT GET OUTGETOUTGEOGTUTOGEUTOT I FFUCKING HATE YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PALCE NEVRR POST HERE AGAIN I HOPE YOU FUCKING GET BALLS CANCER AND DIE STUPID FUCKING NORMIE NIGGER
>>2925866917
orginal commentgkdjkjs
>>29258606
Is it I thought I was below average, isn't 15 the average?
>>29258709mine is 13th, that makes me 4 days older than you
close anon.
>>29258705
ur cute
no but honestly, i just don't understand what the problem is. just be urself!
>>29258601
I'm a comedian and fuck tons of chuckle fuckers. It's not my looks that are getting me laid
>>29258681
>tfw the concept of making out seems even more alien than benis in vagina
Well duh, its completely natural. What I don't get is how other people who never want kids, or at least not at that time in their life will still risk having sex betting that the contraceptive will work or they won't fuck it up being careless.
>>29258739
>Swimming in pussy.
Are you joking right now? I can't tell...
>>29258716
Only for ghetto niggers and white trash. 17 is average
>>29258024
Feels fucking bad but getting mad won't get me pussy.
So I just deal with it and move on.
>>29258228
you learn to use your mouth
common sense
>>29258761
>why risk having sex
because it feels good. is this a trick question?
>>29258428
>mfw 21
>>29258428
Congrats?
Most people think like that.
>Gf won't have sex until marriage
>I have to throw my life away for pussy
>Too afraid to break up because I'll never find another woman whose semi attracted to me
>>29258729
Omg, is it real?
>>29258725
>tfw when i want to save up to buy an xbone or ps4 for my bday but i have no source of income
>>29258755
Haha dude, just go up to her and talk! Just b urself, bro!
>>29258121
Damn bro I felt choked up for a second when you mentioned remembering being lonely as a child. Same here. I'm with you.
>>29258378
Anybody has sauce for this?
>>29258854
Same, i just want to get laptop on which i could play witcher 3
>>29258024
I'm more bummed out that I don't have a female that talks to me other than my therapist. I mean don't get me wrong I'd want to lose my v card, but I'm more so concern in not being alone forever. And whoever says they're choosing to be a virgin post-17 is lying to themselves (I'm 22 creeping 23 in 6 months)
>>29258836
Ask ur mom tbqhwy mi familia
makes me hate normies even more, when chad and stacy mocked me it wasn't just some fleeting amusement, they were denying me a chance of leading a normal life
>>29258897
The next girl you are interested in, don't even waste time with words or risk misunderstanding, just show her the dick. I'm not even kidding, it's what you both would want anyway.
>>29258907
But robo, constant mockery, rejection and shame -is- your normal life. How else do you imagine it might be?
>have flatmates
>hear them fucking with their SOs
>get shocked
Does anyone have similar experiences? To me, sex is something like war: there's no big deal to watch on the screen, but when it's happening in the near, it feels like a traumatic experience.
>>29258428
Yeah. Crippling social anxiety. Fuck you.
>>29258830
>Gf won't have sex until marriage
TOP KEK
just leave her
or wait until she divorces you and takes half your shit
>>29258830
Anon, listen to me.
Its better to be alone and masturbate
Than marrying someone you dont want to marry
Dont do it Anon
You can always buy pussy
It will be cheaper than the wedding
ok, can somebody PLEASE explain to me how you kiss someone? like how the fuck do you even initiate it? do you just suck on their lips or what?
Sex is a monkey like desire that has no place in an enlightened human being.
I remember being a sex addict at 16, since i dropped highschool because of Depression, now 18, i never wanted sex again, i started to meditate and just fap occasionally about 2-3 times a month.
I think it's an degenerate behavior, and that everything evolves around sex.
>need better smartphone, clothes, car, money just to get women or job
etc
It's pointless, sex is fucking pointless and it destroys thousands of life every year.
The only point it has is to create new life.
>>29259043
no you blow..
it's like how for 'blow jobs' you are supposed to suck?
so when you 'suck face' it's really about blowing air back and forth into each other's mouths.
>>29259062
>need better smartphone, clothes, car, money just to get women
how do piss poor people reproduce then?
>>29259062
>i was a degenerate sex addict
>i couldn't handle my own sexuality
>therefore sex has no place in humanity
nigger please
Also, can somebody enlighten me on normie sexual behaviour? For example, is it acceptable to touch you gf whenever you want? Is spontaneous sex in the kitchen when she's cooking/washing dishes common?
>>29258899
that man has cubes growing on his pubes!
>>29259043
Rotate your head about 10-45 degrees.
Pinch one of their lips (bottom or top, alternating, etc.) with your own. Make sure your lips aren't dry. Don't go fast, slowly apply and cease pressure. You can move your head a little bit away in between squeezes.
I have no idea how to do it with tongue.
>>29259043
Oh Anon, it will come natural thihi :^)
>>29258024
makes me feel incredibly stunted and regretful over my entire existence. i am not normal nor will I ever be
i should have died long ago but society is cruel and wants me to stay alive and suffer
>>29258228
I had the same problem. Condoms help and it's mostly a mental game. I went from like 5 to 10 seconds to being able to go from 5 minutes to 30 minutes depending. Jerking off before helps too.
>>29259043
Like this senpai
Not too aggressive but be just a little aggressive if you're a guy.
>>29258981
>when it's happening in the near, it feels like a traumatic experience.
i went to undergrad a state school right by very elite private school. they had an arrangement so you could take classes at either and use the facilities. their library was better and closer to my apartment so that's where i always studied. and when i left at night often they were already partying, such beautiful, healthy specimens. wild parties and sex you could hear through open windows. all of them with great carriers ahead. i don't know if i was even jealous really (i had some dignity) but every time i got the feeling like when you forget about the last step.
I kinda feel jelly sometimes, knowing that I lost the opportunities of getting prime teen pussy, but generally I just feel the urge to kill myself.
>>29259062
what about the emotional intimacy?
i thought that was the point in a post contraception society among those who aren't distracted by lesser pleasures
>>29259341
>implying emotional intimacy is even slightly wise or acceptable
sex is fine though in my original opinion
>>29259341
How did you find that picture senpai? I'm going to murder you
>>29258216
ACTIVATE NORMIE DEFENCE PROTOCOL ALPHA 62: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29259341
>tfw you will never experience the real camaraderie
Let's not forget this. Maybe that's something even more lacking in our lives than sex
>>29258024
I just try to focus on other things, even if it's really difficult.
Maybe one day something will happen for me but constantly dwelling on it just makes me miserable. I already hit rock bottom 6 months ago, I don't feel like going back there. I've started to find things to live for and I don't want to waste any more time.
>>29258216
Oh, is that so? Well, you convinced me. I'm gonna go to the nearest GF-shop and get a gf to have sex with right now. :^)
>>29258428
And any woman who has had sex at 20 has something wrong with them
Use your brain retard
>>29258216
>lelele bragging post xDDD
It really makes me feel quite bad.
It didn't strike me until after highschool that practically everyone were having sex.
The reason it feels bad is because it's the only thing I can't really break into easily.
I'm far more jealous that there's nobody I can just hug at night. It's harder to get that obviously but it doesn't feel as far away.
>>29258024
If an alien told you that they have a sixth sense that allowed them to constantly observe cosmic bliss, how would that make you feel?
Exactly. I haven't and never will have sex, so there's no sense in thinking about it or feeling bad I haven't had it.
>>29258899
>crotch so filthy that psilocybin mushrooms grow there.
Also makes me a bit sympathetic to the fictitious anti-women mentality here.
Because really. Women can have something like this practically at the drop of a hat and they complain about relationships. They can't really complain about anything. Because if someone put as much effort into a relationship as I do with just friends or even complete strangers there's no doubt I'd leave them or anything like that.
There's just no explanation for relationship woes other than how these people are being awful peolpe from my point of view.
And worse yet I see my mother in a different light because she's really not putting up a better example. yet she keeps telling me there's nice girls in this world.
WHERE?! Even the people I've met from here who add me through pity are not particularly nice people. I've only met one girl I'd consider and we never get super close. And we were 13. I don't get it.
I'd give a woman literally anything if she's just nice and want to be in a monogamous relationship. How can there be any complaints?
Fucking hell I'm so much more than just sympathetic.
Really does make you think, doesnt it. Especially since a significant part of the robots here are in their 20s. People in their 20s are usually very good looking and probably need to go out of their way to remain virgins.
Seriously,i bet 90% of the 20+ virgins on this board could get sex within a week if they so much as asked some teenage qt for it.
Virgins under 20 i can understand since men usually look like shit at that age.
>>29259693
>Seriously,i bet 90% of the 20+ virgins on this board could get sex within a week if they so much as asked some teenage qt for it.
Are you fucking serious? If you have those "faces thread" and omegle cams in my mind, you're looking by the wrong angle. It's likely the truly ugly robots don't post and never will post their faces here.
>>29259693
You are seriously delusional, my man
>>29259693
>i bet 90% of the 20+ virgins on this board could get sex within a week if they so much as asked some teenage qt for it.
I-Is this what Chad's life is like? What a god
>>29259674
>And worse yet I see my mother in a different light because she's really not putting up a better example. yet she keeps telling me there's nice girls in this world.
It sucks man. My mother is the only woman who's worth anything to me, but she gives me the bs, saying that I need to be patient and it'll happen.
Her and my father have a lot of animosity for each other and were never very loving together, so I grew up not knowing what a good relationship even looks like. I think they just stay together now out of convenience. And I'm pretty sure my dad was a robot, but he became a doctor and makes a lot of money now. I inherited his worst social traits yet have none of the drive or discipline he has
>>29259782
>>29259772
>>29259756
You underestimate how keen teenage girls are to bedding a boy just a few years older than them.
>>29259814
You grossly overestimate the virgins here.
>>29259821
Maybe. But they definitly do underestimate themselves constantly.
>>29259814
This really sounds like Chad logic
>Chad does something and it works because he's handsome and rich
>Thinks anyone can do it
>Gives advice to ugly virgins
>It doesn't work
i can't even imagine kissing a girl let alone putting my dick inside her
I'm pretty sure the lack of sexual intimacy with a girl is the main reason I'm a creep with major social anxiety and self-esteem issues, so it makes me feel bad.
>>29259814
If that boy is a Chad.
Even an older robot is still a robot. Age doesn't matter
>>29258428
>tfw fucked a prostitute when I was 18
How do you feel about that m8ey?
>>29259814
To be fair I can see that being true. But how do you even get yourself in a situation where you're chatting to a teenage girl in a context which could end in fucking?
>all this thread
JUST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WANT A GF
AND I AM NOT EVEN ROBOT TIER
>>29259693
I am almost 21, there is no place for me to meet teenage qts
even the bars I go with my friends is bar with mostly 80% men
I want to go to a dance bar or something but I am not sure it's the type of all of my friends
>>29258024
Left out.
>>29259782
Yep, I feel depressed as fuck knowing they get qt teen pussy so easily and I will die as a pathetic virgin
>>29259932
My chad friends all get girls from meeting them on social media. Anyone else hear simply refuse to use normiebook and the like? I felt like a narcissist for just uploading a profile picture back when I used it years ago
>>29259932
>>29259931
>he lives in a country where the drinking age is above 18
Bars are crawling with drunk teenagers in civilized nations.
>>29259693
>People in their 20s are usually very good looking and probably need to go out of their way to remain virgins.
>I bet all of you could get laid
>because looks can't be that bad
No there's plenty of issues aside from just looks. And girls are assholes who destroy self-esteem as if it was the goal of the entire interaction.Also I bet you're a girl who's just mocking us. that's incredibly rude.
Also I'm sick of people who pretend that "you're never gonna get laid with that attitude!".
As if anyone would present opinions like this. I don't judge people as a group aside from when there's no better information to go on. As with this case.
>tfw you will never get awkward teenage sex where you're expected to be bad and you can learn togther
>tfw you are expected to be good at sex at this point in your life
>>29259341
I am talking about the sexual ego-personality that has sex anywhere, with
anyone and then must continue to find new ways to have sex in order to
become aroused. That is not sex for love; that is not sex between two
souls; that is sex between two egos or a sexual ego-personality preying
upon an unsuspecting soul.
Sex is an holy act of creating life, in that moment you are god.
In french 'cumming' means 'little death' you are sacrificing some of your soul to create another living breathing being.
>>29258024
I tell myself it's just libtard propaganda to further loose women and make men think less of it. That's it, right guys?
r-right?
>having sex isn't a big deal
>not having sex is a big deal
>>29260007
But I don't have a good pofile pic because my friends don't take pics at all and I don't know any girl to do selfie with.
>>29260021
I can be in pub with 16-18 years old girls even if I am 21?
where?, europe?
>>29258228
Same man.
People said to jerk off more and with softer grip. I jerk off a lot and like super soft grip and I still come instantly.
>>29260021
I'm a Britbong mate
>pulling on a night out
I've managed about 5 times ever but they were all drugged up sluts that got off with other guys throughout the night. I can't ever see myself getting sex from somewhere like that
>>29260026
I guess it was a bit insensitive, i apologize.
>>29260021
>tons of drunk chad and stacie children chugging more, blastic shitty music on their cellphone speakers, reeking of cheep perfume and cologne, dressed like it's myspace, don't even shave or have tits yet but knocking back shooters and puking on the sidewalk (ie any Saturday night in at least one corner of every town and city in Germany)
>civilized
>>29260085
>soft grip PE
A-are you me?
I just want to die...
>always get super awkward when near girls
>somewhat attractive
>fit
The worst part is that I could probably get pussy fairly easy if not my inability to interact with girls
>>29259813
I'm quite accomplished but that doesn't really help you find nice women. It makes you (more) desired. But you just have such a pile of metaphorical garbage to sort through.
I really want to see some raise in quality and I don't even see any way that could happen. It's a rather crushing situation.
>>29260110
Thanks for the apology. Considerate.
>>29258024
my biggest problem stems from the anxiety surrounding sex
i've constantly considered going to a hooker (legal here) but the idea of the act with another person who is going to see me at my most vulnerable and be judgemental about my body/performance etc
i just can't bring myself to do it, it feels so shameful
i've got no problem holding down my onahole and fucking it like a pornstar because i don't have someone looking back at me wishing they weren't there
>>29258024
pretty normal
it' also like that in most animal kingdoms
>>29258120
To me it depend on what the subject is. They go "lol what do you know, virgin" to your opinion/advice in romance then it makes sense.
It's not a big deal but like anything else talking about shit you have little actual experience in will get you mock.
>>29260084
Breh, in europe you can be in a pub with 16-18 year old girls ESPECIALLY when youre 21.
>>29260107
You gotta find a balance. Like here in good old austria, where girls will drink from age 15 up, but will be publically shamed for things as mundane as twerking in public.
>>29260112
>implying nerds and antisocial folks dont also love to drink in their own little subcultures
Plenty of girls there.
>>29260205
>Implying any robot would have a chance
>Implying I wouldn't just sit around awkwardly, get drunk, and then go home to my hotel
>Implying it makes sense to fly to fucking europe, waste money on airfare and hotels for the small chance of having sex
Is there any hope for robots that don't /drink/ and don't cope well with /drugs/ ?
>>29260241
To be honest, a fine american boy would get laid around here just for being american.
>tfw my first gf was an american tourist girl
>tfw she was almost twice as heavy as i am
Felt a bit rapey, but eh, at least i got a gf out of it.
>>29260272
High and drunk right now.
No. The only way to survive reality is to dull it to a point that's only moderately painful.
>>29260272
Nope. We're fucked anon. At least we have pointless mental clarity.
>>29258328
>Sex isn't supposed to go on for 30+ minutes. it can if you haven't abused you dick with constant masturbation. On successful no fap events I have lasted as long as 60+ minutes with various positions and foreplay. Fap a lot in the week however and I struggle to last 20 minutes.
>>29258428
I agree if religious/social reasons are not in the fore front some cultures really push virgin till married still.
>>29258582
Who says that isn't an issue too, that could be the problem, he really wants sex but the act is just a mess of awkward waiting to happen for him
>>29260301
:'D
Maybe I'll find others, maybe I'll start drinking, but based on how I reacted to weed it can only go badly...
Why do ANY of you guys care about being a virgin, or what normies think?
We have something they don't. We are better than them. They value getting naked with other people and rubbing their pee pees together. That's not something to envy.
>>29260329
this
you my friend have seen through the mental illness of wanting sex
>>29258024
it can be a normal part of someone's life and still be rare
it's normal to have sex and it's normal to not have it that often
>>29260241
Well prostitution is legal in European countries like Germany and the Netherlands.....
>>29258830
>marry
>fuck
>divorce
>>29260329
Human procreation is hard wired in to make us believe it's what is most enjoyable and most fulfilling in life, the actual act of sex fulfils that whether it's successful or not at producing offspring, sooooooo you know...
Also, the desire to belong is a key component of human basic needs
>>29258283
Now this is the kind of content I look for on r9k
Some real shit
>>29260359
Yeah, it's NOT normal to not have sex at all though
>>29260377
Well I guess that's broken in me because I don't give a shit about sex. I'm not asexual, but sex is my last priority
>>29260329
Why did you make that post?
Why do you care what posters in this thread think?
Humans are more complicated then how you are pitching it.
For many someone getting naked with you and you getting with them is a major showing of trust, that this person is willing to show all that they really are and in turn take you for what you really are and then embrace together in an immanent way that brings feelings of pleasure and closeness in a way you can't get from day to day activity
For many it is the ultimate thing they envy, they got another person to be willing to join with them naked in the same room and have a communion of pleasure and perhaps even more.
The pain anons feel here is the soul crushing knowledge they will never have such value and trust given by another.
>>29260434
It's simply not your time yet, or you've passed it, or you were born to not procreate, or the conditions you live in are deemed unsuitable for procreation by your sub conscious.
>>29258755
>have no idea when it's even apropriate to kiss a girl
my life can't end soon enough senpaitachi
>>29260441
That kind of sex is cool, but most normies don't have it. They say, "wanna smash" on tinder and that's that.
I get why so many people here want it but I don't get why they would obsess over something so unimportant.
>>29260459
Maybe, I'm only 20, but I've always felt this way. Besides to have children, I don't get the value so many people put on sex.
>>29260434
Me neither. I feel like having intimacy and building a family with a good wife is much more important. I don't give two shits about sex.
>>29260561
Whatcha know about sex beta fagget
Smashing is bretty gud desu
>>29260038
>>>/x/
and don't come back
>>29260589
congratulations,
you're a faggot
>>29260329
>We are better than them
I'm afraid not. The whole point of dumb human existence is to procreate, we failed our biological purpose, and there is no other in life. You can pull out any philosophy shit, but if you think you're better than normies than you should also be smarter than fooling yourself with some fairy-tales. But normies do fool themselves, and they still procreate.
>>29260561
>I don't get why they would obsess over something so unimportant.
You are posting on 4chan anon
You are investing far to much time into one of the most worthless places on the internet
You are even going the extra mile and posted on a topic telling people how to live on a topic you just admitted you don't understand and/or have no real investment in.
You walk into a sushi bar going "Why do you want to spend money on raw fish? It's so stupid!" and sat down and stayed in the restaurant rather than going somewhere you like and enjoy.
>>29260589
Exactly, exactly. Sex is a complete after thought.
>>29260656
K
>>29260690
Yeah, I know, society is so degenerate today that wanting to build a family is seen as "gay" or something.Good goy ;)
>>29260694
u are a giant homo
>>29258428
Phalophobia in my case
>>29258428
what about girl?
I don't give a fuck tbqh senpai.
>>29258428
>this opinion is held by some retarded roastie
You know it's true. They're as bad as /pol/ if not worse honestly.
>>29259674
>>29259813
yeah i've never took my moms advice, but she never gave me that theres a girl out there for you just be some nice fella or anything
had to learn myself. like they know what got them to land your father and fuck to have you, so why are they keeping these actual helpful tips hidden from you finding a fuckhole/buddy/relationship.
always wondered this at the back of my head for many years
>>29260923
I think the worse is when we need labels on anonymous shit. pol, roasties, robots, normies, etc. It's as normal as you can get for human coping.
>>29259891
best got girl
>>29258513
hookers.
enjoy, good bye.
>>29260007
i absolutely agree with you on normiebook
its filled with self-centered narcissistic behavior. fuck i feel like a fag even posting on twitter as a different alias not related to me at all.
haven't uploaded a pic in 3 years and feel like i have this urge to just put up a pic so people dont think i killed myself. but it would just some dumb selfie and who really gives a shit if i do anyway. shits a light version of stalking
I can't even meet girls anymore now that I am not in school. All I do is work and go to the gym, and there are no available women at either. Also I have no social media and I don't go out to bars so yeah, I'm pretty much fucked. I'm starting to think sex is like 90% luck being in the right place at the right time. I promise you I look better than most guys that you see in relationships around my age, yet I don't get shit.
Most of the time I don't think about it, but at certain times it hits me, pretty hard. For me, it's not the problem that I won't have sex itself, it's that it's so easy for most of the other human beings, and that people uglier than me are fucking good-looking girls. It makes me feel contempt, then I start to self-loathe, which, paradoxically makes me feel good and satisfying for some reason, and finally, I drown in apathy until the tide finishes and I am again peaceful and not thinking about it.
>>29259891
Same but I was 17 hahaha
>>29259674
>>29259813
>>29260971
Strangely my mom push hard to not pull nice guy bullshit and that I need to be honest. Like raw honest
>"she likes a TV show you think is stupid, you need to tell her 'I always though it was stupid' don't play the fool and say you like it or stay silent, that will just make things worse for both of you"
She was also big on integrity of the girl. Her big thing with me was she made it clear that I will have to put myself out there, get hurt, toughen up and keep looking if I even wanted a shot at a good girl.
>"You think nice, wife ready girls are just sitting and waiting for you to show up? No! They already have suitors wanting them and chasing them, they will likely be swept up as soon as someone notices them and no one wants to let that go. So you need to fight and fight hard to find one and when you do, you need to be ready to put that work in to keep them because you have a small window to find a good one. After that it gets harder. However anon, you should never settle. Never settle! Get one that is what you want or none at all because if you take one because you thought you couldn't find better then enjoy the divorce and everything that comes with it because one of you will eventually discover you could have done better and then you get to dwell on the rest of your life how you were such a coward in the face of finding real happiness"
Longest time I thought that was normal talk most kids got, wasn't till I hit my second year of college I discovered most either got the empty "The one! she's out there for you!" or the "just be yourself" bit
I honestly keep forgetting that. Sometimes I remember that people have sex and I feel weird when I realize most people I see on the street have had sex.
Feels weird man
>>29261079
it is pretty luck based even meeting a potential fuck.
depends on the setting, timing, her mood, your mood, being busy/not busy etc
>>29261241
Does it feel weird that people born after 9/11 are having sex regularly?
>>29258024
>How does that make you feel?
non-degenerate since I don't do that
>>29261278
Eh, more the fact that in just three short years we will have adults that were born after 9/11
>>29261278
Yes. It does feel weird tb.h
>>29261241
Whenever I see a couple I think about having sex.
If I'm in any place, whether it's a room or a public place, I look around and assume that I'm probably the least experienced out of anyone there.
>>29258121
Dude, I'm your age. I was pretty lonely, had no real friends, no siblings, some of my counsins treated me like shit, to the point of bullying (emotionally speaking). The only times I trusted someone, they betrayed me for one petty reason or another, that left me pretty distrustful towards anyone. This includes women.
I do have friends, real friends now, that the probably the only valuable thing I have right now. No GF, failed at college, no solid job, awkwards and socially anxious as fuck.
Tried to date a chick that was as much as a loser as myself, but even she saw thru me as a desperate worthless creep, or maybe she's pretty insecure and maybe is not ready for this. Who know, I doubt she will ever speak to me again. Even if do manage to speak with her in person, she has that look in her face: a mix of confusion, repulsion, insecurity and lack of confidence.
I feel like shit.
>>29258024
Makes me feel terrible
>>29261465
>jeez mister get with the times
>even i'm having more casual sex
>>29261318
I just turned 35 on saturday
time fucking flies, robros
>>29261587
>Muslims are getting prime child pussy
>I'm sitting here jacking it to loli
>ywn be free of your instinct to fuck despite knowing it's not that great
I had a gf, and thought she was pretty attractive, but I could never get into it. Sex is basically a less satisfying form of masturbation, except with an extra helping of unpleasant reality.
But despite that, I can't help looking at attractive girls on the street and wanting them.
>>29261587
When she turns 13 she'll already be ahead of me, having fucked a few middle school Chads
>tfw mentally sick
>tfw send to asylum
>tfw hot qt wan'ts to talk and do stuff with you but you think she wan't so kill you
>tfw she kills herself
>tfw you think it's your fault
>tfw you just wanted a qt cuddling gf which shares your suffering with mental illness
>tfw everything is suffering and this world should burn
fuck sex, i just want a girlfriend that does stuff with me cuddles with me and we have fun
WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAS TO BE SEX SEX SEX SEX
I JUST WANT TO LIVE WITHOUT PRESSURE AND WANT TO AHVE FUN WHY WHYYYYYYYY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29258428
Well I was born with a brain tumor and have seizures do i get the pass?
i feel like i'm suffering as a result from a lack of sexual experience
i dropped out of school at 14 and have been a neet and borderline shut in ever since (i'm 22 now)
ever since then i distanced myself from people and withdrew into the world of anime and video games. when i was younger i was able to interact with others because school basically forces you to do so on a daily basis but now i haven't progressed socially in 8 years
i no longer know how to talk to and interact with other people, especially not with women
on the rare occasions i actually leave the house i see all these people out and about and i can't help but think the majority of them have actually had sex in the last 24 hours and it is really mind boggling that i have gone my whole life and never even seen a naked woman in person before
i've been trying to plan a trip overseas for over a year now but my lack of social skills is causing me anxiety and preventing me from being able to follow through with it
i'm honestly thinking of just getting drunk enough to calm the nerves and fucking a prostitute to get it over with and maybe that once my virginity is gone i will have an easier time interacting with people as i will feel slightly human atleast
i honestly believe i can still be saved if i could just get a small group of friends and a girl who would let me fuck her
>>29258024
>mfw I found out that isn't entirely true for everyone and I just live in a degenerate western country
I ain't even mad.
>>29261850
smoke some high cbd weed and any left tumor will disappear trust me, my lymphoma just disappeared
>>29258830
You can null the marriage if it's less than like two weeks or something. Just marry her fuck her like crazy on the honeymoon night then null your marriage and skip state. Easy as that bro just b urself
why do normies say sex is no big deal and that it's overrated and then go home and fuck their gf that very same day?
>>29258620
quit college in the first semester, moved back in with my parents because I'm a fuckin' mess and can't get a job because no college degree, only thing I have is my powerful voice but I'm a fuck up at using it too so can't use that either.
>>29258601
>ideas have no value
This is your brain on plebism
>>29262447
Just because it's overrated doesn't mean fucking my gf doesn't feel good.
>>29258428
I had my first time at 21.
What was wrong with me?
>>29262738
You were late most lose it by 16
>>29260272
Yes, i'm a kissless virgin that does't use drugs or alcohol and i learned how to be happy and cope with shitty situation better than anyone
>>29262730
if it feels good then don't say it's fucking overrated you mong, you'd clearly go out of your way for it
>>29262447
Because everything loses value once you obtain it
>>29258931
that wont lead to prison time, not at all.
>>29262801
It is overated, I could ask her right now to suck my dick right now if I wanted. It would feel got but it wouldn't be amazing since she has done it hundreds of times.
>>29258886
chloe lamb you donut
>>29262890
it would also feel good if you just jerked off to some hentai instead, so why not tell your girlfriend to fuck off and never have sex again for the rest of your life and just be content with masturbation because masturbation still "feels good"
no, you won't do that because sex feels amazing
sex is 100 times better than masturbation and you know it. therefore sex is NOT FUCKING OVERRATED
>>29260971
>>29261232
I didn't get a talk at all.
You've got a based mom, anon.
>>29258428
FUCK I have 40 days until I turn 20. 40 days to lose my virginity. I'm guessing getting a prostitute doesn't count right? Fuuckkkkk
>>29258228
start edging. make yourself take an hour to cum when masturbating. also as you get older it will be less sensitive.
if you go too far though you end up with the opposite problem. i can last as long as i want sober and if im drunk i have trouble cumming at all.
>>29258024
I just feel a little alien, but nothing really deep
>It's okay, honestly
It makes my balls hurt, OP.
>>29258328
>Don't believe porn. Sex isn't supposed to go on for 30+ minutes.
oh child. as long as the girl continues to cum she will want 30+ minutes.
sure some girls prefer one and done for 5-10 min most of the time, but even they want to get dicked for 30min-1hr occasionally.
>>29258428
llol, too easy
friendly remember that if you dosn't have luck with womans, even being somewhat attractive is bc your weak father/masculine image, stop tryng to clubing, friends, thats only for sluts and chads, as im tipping this i feel some pain in my chest, fuck this life
>>29260036
>>tfw you are expected to be good at sex at this point in your life
Lose it and see if it's awkward, if it is then just get an escort a few times, explicitly state and you're inexperienced and want to learn how to have sex good.
>>29260038
i speak french and you're wrong
>>29263386
Anon did oyu died?
>>29258830
she's not going to sleep with you
she wants that sweeeet sweet 50%
>>29263462
>she wants that sweeeet sweet 50%
"What is a prenup?"
>Inb4 prenups do not work in the US.
>our fault for living in a shitty country.
Am with a waiting gf atm as well, what I accept, despite having had sex in the past.
She is a religious girl though.
>>29263386
I know
I know
I'm not manly
I'm stupid
I think this board is the most pathetic shit I've seen in my life. It's detrimental to your health and all you faggots do is wallow in self-pity and find things to be angry about.
Is that REALLY how you want to live your life? And enough with the delusions, you're not special or intelligent or a snowflake you're just an asshole who never took chances in life now you complain about it
>>29263578
FUCK YOU
I'VE TRIED BEFORE
But it doesn't matter how deep I dig
the nickname normies gave me is going to follow me and ruin all of my chances
>>29258024
i'd rather not think about it and slowly spiral down the unescapable fate that awaits us all
>normal people find it harder to not have sex then to have sex
I don't usually dwell on my life but this always blows my mind. It's like they live in a different society.
>>29261241
same. makes me feel like an alien when i remember.
>>29262688
>>ideas have no value
They don't have value to women.
What a fascinating series of exchanges in this thread. If nothing else, it substantiates a suspicion I've had for quite a while.
Although a seasoned wizard now, there was a time during my more naive apprentice days when I maintained a position similar to many in this thread. Yes, sex was an experience many people had. Although I resented the fact (and still do) that I was considered too repulsive to participate in it, I didn't consider it to be something that distinguished me in a significant sense. In almost every other respect, I shared the human experience. I suffered loss, loneliness, and all of the rest. I believed that my essential fellowship with these other people was not compromised by my virginity, at least not in any crucial way.
And yet, as time went by, I realized that small, seemingly insignificant act of experiencing sexual affection was not quite so insignificant after all. There really was a gulf between those who had that experience and those who didn't. Because that act wasn't some isolated thing; it carried with it an entire complex of human interaction. I came to the sad realization that being alienated from it alienated me from a way of interacting that was essential to what it meant to be a healthy human being.
Consider the interactions in this thread between those who have had sex and those who haven't. It's not the exchange between two groups who have had slightly different experiences; it's an attempt between two radically different groups trying to understand each other. We have men and monsters trying to express themselves to each other, only to find that the language of monsters is fundamentally different. We monsters do not speak as men do, and any attempt to explain what we are to men comes across as nothing more than glossolalia.
Which is a shame, but not surprising. Men will take pains to comprehend the incomprehensible tongue of angels. But what sane man would bother trying to understand the words of devils?
>>29263846
>I came to the sad realization that being alienated from it alienated me from a way of interacting that was essential to what it meant to be a healthy human being.
I KNOW
I FUCKING KNOW IT
I'M UNCAPABLE OF BONDING NOW. FUCK.
>tfw if you switch out college dropout with virgin this is literally me
End it
For the normal Robot, sex seems to be the main achievement in live to achieve for all costs.
You are just not grown up.
I know you want a cute teenage love, lying on the grass in a warm summer night, just feeling love.
But that is not reality, i guess most of you are in your 20's.
If you didn't have qt teenage sex by now you are fucked with your expectations.
Girls after 16 are sluts, and sex will feel like it, you will never will feel true godly love, just desire and this monkey like feelings.
Real, loving, sex is within an relation ship that will last forever.
We are so disconnected from reality that we don't have even a little small path for having a normal relationship in mind.
This is the case with almost whole of humanity.
We have lost, love has lost, the only thing that exists is lust, and the feelings while having sex, there is no love to it, just lust.
And that is the sad thing, humans don't know how to love, we have unlearned it.
We are truly fucked.
>>29263846
Oh god, the pomposity. You must be literally constipated with it right now.
>>29264048
I just wanted to feel wished
>>29264088
Silence. He is an ascended being.
>>29263386
>bc your weak father/masculine image
You know, I really do have a negative image of my father ever since I was a little kid. I guess having an alcoholic, unfunny dad will do that to you.
>>29264118
And with grandiose delusions to boot! Emerson was right.
>>29264048
not true
only goblins are stuck like this
some cultures have a better grip on their family structure
and no, i'm not talking about ackbars.
it's the arr nein kasian invasion! let's goooo!!
team rocket's blasting off agaiaaaiaiinnn
>>29264088
WitchKing's a'ight in my books. Borderline tolerable, for a tripfag.
He needs to learn how to write, but he's usually right on the money when it comes to the difficult to face truths of robothood.
>>29264157
>And with grandiose delusions to boot!
Really, now? And what delusions am I suffering from?
>>29258216
>You should really try it sometime
I never thought of that
Brb getting gf
>>29258705
>>29258627
>>29258428
>>29258378
>>29258216
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xdJYpkVkHm
>>29258620
>the only time i really think about it is when im trying to go to sleep and i wonder what its like to sleep in bed with a female
That hurts to read.I know this feel all too well.
>>29258024
>Stds are a normal part of most people's life by the time they're 25
How does that make you feel?
>>29264498
Herpes is not a fucking problem though, if you have a balanced diet and regular exercise you won't ever know you have it, this is why statistically most people with herpes don't even know they have it because they've never had a breakout before
>>29258627
Get out you normie loser. You cant even hang with chads so you come here, act like the man you pretend to be, pussy.
>>29264479
Nigga that was the gayest shit
Consider suicide
>>29259062
This guy has the right idea. Sex is a primitive, disgusting act that hinders wizardhood.
>>29264686
I'm actually a girl, but thumbs up to you for not being sexist.
>>29264766
>I'm actually a girl
Please be my gf
I'm not sexist like other robots
Please
Please
Only Stacy and Chad started fucking very early, most people are huge prudes
honestly I just feel really weird about it. like it's such a strange and foreign thing to me that all the couples I see are having sex with eachother. and every time I've heard people having sex I feel traumatized
honestly the idea of sex kind of disgusts me. I got a hooker at 18 and it was weird and not good. I didn't even want to do it but I felt I 'should' because I was getting old. since then I have had sex with 3 normal women but that's just because of how much I used to drink I wouldn't be surprised if I never have sex again it's just so strange to me that people actually do this and it's a normal part of their lives
fuck sometimes I feel like I'm the jane goodall but for fucking humans like I'm just among and observing some strange fucking species and their behaviours it freaks me out sometimes that we're literally bonobo like creature apes
>>29264834
The ugliest "fembot" ik got dick at 14 cus she asked a classmate to fuck her
>>29258024
I had sex once
overrated
>>29258803
but having a kid when you don't want one is a far worse feel than not having sex. People like to pretend they can cheat nature and have just carefree recreational sex, but sex is always linked to reproduction and there is a chance it will happen unless one person is sterile. If you don't want kids don't have sex its that simple. Fellow virgins can use antinatalism to justify not having sex and in turn you don't feel bad about it because you recognize this as an extraordinary benefit of abstinence.
>>29264847
women have life in easy mode, losing their virginity is THAT easy, just ask someone
