Life is much bettet with a dog by your side, /r9k/.
Why don't you have one yet?
Because I have a cat.
>>29256751
*better
origintal comment btw
I hate animals almost as much as I hate people.
>being a petcuck
no thanks
If I wanted to add a stupid, expensive animal to my life that eats time and money and wrecks everything in my home, I'd get married. At least then I'd get occasional sex out of the deal.
Dogs are excellent, and yours looks like a great friend OP. Ignore all the edgy faggots trying to look cool by posting dog hate.
>>29256774
Eat shit, paki Mohammed.
>>29256774
and an allahu akbar to you, my halal friend
>>29256766
>>29256774
>>29256783
>>29256781
Lonely edgelord faggots
- Too much work
- Too many responsibilities
- Costs money
Dogs wont ever love you
Dogs are expensive
Dogs are disgusting
Dogs are loud and obnoxious
You literally gain nothing out of having a dog
>>29256805
God i hate people like you. Just die already
>>29256834
>I have to delude myself into believing I have emotional connection to animal.
Regardless of whether you like dogs or not, you have to admit they they do form genuine bonds with people. Dogs have evolved alongside us for millennia, of course they form genuine emotional bonds.
>>29256805
>either you have a dog or you are an edge master
you are really reaching for something to be mad about. Why not just confront the fact that you're unloveable because you're ugly and have no life? Make peace with it and you don't have to take it out on others anymore.
>>29256819
>Dogs wont ever love you
I can tell that you've never owned a dog before if you actually think this
>Dogs are expensive
I'll give you that, but if you aren't some disgusting poorfag, why should it matter
>Dogs are disgusting
Only if you are a lazy slob who doesn't take care of and clean your dog
>Dogs are loud and obnoxious
Bigger dogs tend to be quite calm, with the exception of a few breeds designed to be agressive
>>29256870
>trying this hard
Seriously man?
Like, this is just lazy
>>29256873
>>29256873
Keep living in lala bluepilled faggot.
>people saying that dogs have no emotional connection to humans
http://science.sciencemag.org/content/348/6232/333
We guided thier evolution for tens of thousands of years to be the perfect companion
>>29256873
Yes, cause i want to take care of something for 15 maybe years. That hole wont get smaller by filling it with knots yoy lonely loser
Also
>dog loves you
Animals do not have the same emotions and feelings as humans. Stop trying to defend something that isnt even awear of itself
Because my slight indifference/irrational fear of them turns to annoyance when people like >>29256805
get bent out of shape at the mere idea that someone doesn't just absolutely and unconditionally love the shit out of dogs.
I'd probably take a bird, bigass turtle, or snake or some shit though.
>>29256751
because animals are stink and carry disease
just get a pet bag of shit that you occasionally drop grade f meat into and put in hot water and soap every once in a while if you want a dog
same difference
>>29256834
>>29256870
No. I live a perfectly normal life, I have a wife and a job that pays well. I can afford to maintain a dog (2 of them). You two fedora lords need to stop being such spergs and then maybe someone might actually like you. But instead you're on a Malaysian claymation forum posting pictures of poor dead doggos
Pets are for beta cuckold losers
im scared of attachment to it
i've been forced to live with dogs for most of my life growing up weve had multiple dogs and chances are you are going to get a dog who by default shits and pisses everywhere, howls its lungs out at the slightest noise, smells bad,could vary well be desiesed and probably bite you when you try to play with it.
cats sound better to me.
>>29256915
>A "bond" a dog forms is worthless due to how easily it is formed and unrewarding it is.
That's a very subjective statement, you're entitled to your own opinions man but the vast majority of people disagree.
>Dogs are simply tools that in recent times have been fetishized by loser dog fags.
>fetishised
what do you mean by this? Dogs have been spoken about as loving companions for practically all of human history?
>he thinks his dog loves him
>he thinks his dogs feels human emotions
No one mentioned "human" emotions, but dogs do certianly form strong emotional bonds with people in a way that other animals don't, see >>29256934
>>29256915
>A "bond" a dog forms is worthless due to how easily it is formed and unrewarding it is.
That's every fucking bond in the universe you tard. Look at the pussy who thinks human love is real, bet you use heart emoji's on the daily
>>29256873
>disgusting poorfag
>lazy slob
Animal fucker projecting.
>>29256972
>be cat owner
>get scratched
>>29256972
>and chances are you are going to get a dog who by default shits and pisses everywhere, howls its lungs out at the slightest noise, smells bad,could vary well be desiesed and probably bite you when you try to play with it.
Wow, you must have come from a pretty shitty family if they were this bad at raising dogs.
>>29256915
i find it funny how /b/ and /r9k/ viciously hate on dogs with edgy passion every time they are mentioned, probably the most anti dog boards i've ever seen did you get bit by a dog when you were little or something?
>>29256934
>everyone ignoring the post that actually proves that dogs do have a unique emotional bond with humans
>>29256967
>you are a loser because you are on 4chan
nigger you are on 4chan.and you are a wagecuck and your wife cucks you with niggers
>>29257030
My peepee needs love to and I'm not dicking a dog.
>>29257063
>My peepee needs love
chicks dig dogs man
>and I'm not dicking a dog.
faggot
>>29257030
>>29257022
Bunch of fat, dorito dust covered, fedora tipping turbo nerds m8. Dogs can sense when a person is a pushover. That's why these edge masters are triggered by them. Maybe they were attacked because the dog can smell the beta
>>29256751
I do have one
When I move out of Mom and Dad's place I doubt I'll ever get one though
Too much work for a lazy piece of shit like me
>>29256751
Dogs are fucking disgusting and I wish they'd all just fucking die.
>>29257079
>Dogs can sense when a person is a pushover.
This might honestly have something to do with it?
Dogs are unique among animals in that they'll actually read very subtle emotional cues from ones eyes, face and posture. So it may well be that people who tend to be sad and angry all the time get a worse reaction from any dogs thy meet.
>>29257022
No, we just do it to piss off asshole pet owners who have a fixation on ragging on everybody who isn't in on their enlightened way. It's the same with vegan pricks.
>>29257048
> nigger
Yeah you're from /b/ alright. Bunch of maladjusted autists the lot of you. If you guys weren't such bitter virgins you would see that feelings between people are real. And a dog can form a unique bond with a human
>>29257105
>What? It's obvious that some "bonds" are harder to form. Have fun being le edgy misanthrope.
Just because they're hard to form doesn't make them worth more. You're one of those fucks who thinks walking to the store vs driving makes you deeper or some shit.
And your the edgelord here brah, the emotionally autistic tard.
I mean at least I'm at work getting paid to tell you to fuck off
>>29257105
>The treatment of modern dog is vastly different than dogs of old. The amount of money, time, and emotional effort spent on stupid dogs has increased to disgusting levels.
That's true, but that by no means shows that dogs didn't used to be considered good friends and companions?
Just because people go over the top nowadays doesn't change the fact that dogs have been vital tools and helpers for humanity for most of our existence.
>>29257079
>Dogs can sense when a person is a pushover.
What the fuck are you even trying to say? I hate dogs and wish they'd get away from me, but ever since I was a child these disgusting beasts always try to lick and "play" with me, even though I'm clearly disgusted by them. If anything dogs (and their pathetic insecure owners) are pushovers. Literally the niggers of the animal kingdom.
>>29257141
But do you really think you're actually pissing anyone off?
You're not very good at trolling
>>29257105
Yeah I'm sure the cashier at gamestop really likes you and your cape, trilby hat combo.
>>29256751
DOG LOVER GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>29257076
They can also tell if you're using the "i have a dog" angle to get laid. Like anything else, you have to be genuinely interesting first.
>>29257194
They're bantering with you and you can't take it you beta
>tfw you go out at night and spread poisoned sausages everywhere to kill dumb fucking filthy dogs
>>29257198
Hm, okay. The reactions in this thread say otherwise.
>>29257244
>haha j-joke's on you i was only pretending to be retarded
No, you nigger, to try and get attention from someone who is disgusted by you is not "banter", it's the most pathetic niggerish behaviour there is. Even babies understand if I hate them but dogs are just fucking dumb and never get the message.
>>29257241
You don't have to like dogs. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. But damn you go about it such a volatile and edgy way.
>>29256972
That's what you get when you're a lazy piece of shit. Cats are truly great for lazy faggots like you.
>>29257245
Doing the lord's work anon.
Only good dog is dead dog.
>>29256751
>Life is much bettet with a dog by your side, /r9k/.
>Why don't you have one yet?
FUCK YOU OP!!!!!!!
>>29257325
Are you the husky anon? I was looking for you last night. I took some really nice pictures of my husky for you
>>29257341
POST
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HUSKY
>>29257354
She just got done going for a swim in the river next to my house
i live in a big city and i think having pets in a city is cruel on them. If i lived in the country side i would have lots.
>>29257369
>tfw no husky to go for a swim in the river with
Goddamn anon he or she is beautiful.
Gimme your husky desu
>>29257382
Please, for all our sakes, try harder
I like to go on holiday abroad or on a city trip over the weekend. What the fuck am i supposed to do with them then?
>>29257382
Have fun getting mauled by my husky and mastiff fuckboi. And if you manage that have fun getting little up like a Christmas tree for trespassing.
>>29257409
Kennels
>>29257410
Lit up*
>>29256751
I'm at work too much to take care of a dog. He'd get lonely while I'm away. Id love to have one though, my family always had dogs when I was growing up.
>>29257293
they wuv you too much senpai :3 that's why they wanna pway <3
>>29256751
My sister killed him
Origami
>>29257382
Kill yourself. Pathetic losers like this don't deserve to live.
>>29257387
It's a she. I would gladly invite you to go for a swim with us buddy. She loves meeting new people. Here she is playing with her favorite frog
>>29256751
>forcing an animal to live with you to make you feel less worthless
>one that can't even bathe or poop by itself, and barks at everything
dogs and their owners should be turned into soup
>>29257382
>I'll make sure to come beat its brains out.
That's so agressive and tryhard, it would be adorable if it weren't getting old
>>29257453
Goddamn famalam, she's so cute.
>>29257459
>can't poop by itself
wat
>>29257446
accidentally or intentionally?
>>29257451
says the one who needs to keep a castrated wolf to make himself feel better
I want the dog guy to keep posting. I'm vicariously enjoying getting all these normies mad.
I love my dog very much. His name is Gimli and he's extremely high energy. Our yard is an acre, and he chases after things all day, and is very hard to control on walks, but I love him.
My own fault for not disciplining him enough. He is huge irl, this picture is from a really weird angle. It's very nice to always have someone happy to see me.
>>29257476
you have to take it outside twice a day, scoop up its poop, and throw it away
meanwhile a cat can be trained to use the litterbox in like 3 days
>>29257532
What a qt, give him a hug for me okay?
>peanut butter on dick
the only good reason to own a dog lickjobs are ok tier
>>29256751
No income.
Cant buy a dog, nor could I afford to take care of it.
>>29257532
God I want to kick his stupid fucking face so much
Think I'll go out tonight and beat up some stray with a pipe
>>29257557
>you have to take it outside twice a day
Dogs can be pretty easily trained to go out by themselves
>scoop up its poop, and throw it away
Depends on your living situation
>meanwhile a cat can be trained to use the litterbox in like 3 days
You still need to collect it and throw it away?
Parent's won't let me get a dog. It would ruin the house they said and they are just tired of dogs. Sucks being a 27 year old NEET with no friends and living in their parents house. I just want a dog companion.
>>29257469
I wouldnt let them do anything. They are protective by nature. Well my mastiff is anyway, and the husky will follow suit and tear you up if you try hurting them. Do you really expect any animal not to fight back if some cape wearing, mountain dew chugging faggot like yourself would attempt to swing a tree branch at them?
>>29257564
I'm scared of the little fucker suddenly deciding to snap its jaws on me though.
>>29257570
cute post tbqh
summer sure is upon us
>>29257459
>one that can't even bathe
Dogs can't take showers, faggot.
>can't poop by itself
You don't have to pull shit out of dog's asshole, faggot.
>barks at everything
They only bark on faggots like you, faggot.
Kill yourself, faggot.
>>29257570
Out of curiosity, how many trench coats do you own?
>>29257611
Probably a lot, I bet he listens to heavy metal while sitting alone playing his Nintendo ds in public
>>29257557
Catcucks are hilarious. Kill yourself.
>>29256751
only if you are a god damn NORMALshit. my dog hates me just like every fucking normie hates me because why the fuck wouldn't it? there's a reason i dont have friends and am not a normie. go kill yourself, piece of normalshit.
>>29257658
I live out in the country...I have guns too you dumb fuck. Oh well at least no one will notice you're missing since you don't seem like a likeable person
>>29256751
am scared of them .
>>29257658
oh look, a troll '_'
>>29257588
I hope you end up in a psychiatric ward, edgy psycho.
>>29257732
It's all for show. He just acts tough on the internet. And just like all Internet tough guys he isn't shit in real life. Would probably stand there and mutter while trying to keep his greass long hair out of his face before he shuffles away
>>29257588
Please do us a favor and kill yourself faggot. Nobody wants to see your stupid gifs of stupid people killing animals. And fuck those people in the gif. Bye
>>29257637
That sounds GOAT.
>>29257690
You want to say autistic people are actually normalshits because they love animals so much? KILL YOURSELF.
>>29257820
Weak bait. It's astonishing that people are still taking it
>>29257803
Any "robot" who gets along with a dog is not a real robot. period. in order for an animal like a DOG to like you you would have to be a person that is also liked by normies.
i mean, it's not like my dog HATES me. it doesnt attack me or anything but it just gets out of my way and rarely listens to me (only if i get vigurous) and it also doesnt want to play with me. its also never happy when i approach it its always neutral. it ltieraly treats me neutral like a normie. its because dogs are very human-like creatures, my dog knows that i am that boring autist sperg so it doesnt like me. literally the same asnormies think about me and treat me.
so yes, if your dog likes you you are either a normie, or a FAILED normie. just because you have no friends no job nothign doesnt qualify you as robot. you might as well just be a failed normie.
so go fuck yourself, failed normie.
>>29256783
You can fuck your dog and she will love it and went crazy on you.
. Unless you leave get free on the streets
>>29257850
>anon disagrees with me and I'm too lazy to discuss things in reasonable manner
>I'll just say it's b8
keep living in the echo chamber bub
>>29257820
You're just proving my point. It's not that I hate people who share different ideologys it's just you go about it in the edgiest of ways. Like holy fuck dude I bet you're the life of the LAN party
Dogs are fascist authoritarian bootlickers, cats are better for people who value individualism and liberty.
i would love a doggo but I work from 6:00am to 2:30pm and I would feel terrible leaving him by himself for 8 hours
plus when I get back from work I usually just sit at my desk and play games, so I would be a very boring owner
I miss having dogs though ;_;
>>29257820
Well you got me there trenchcoat man. GG
>>29257878
cats suck too though
animal welfare in general is for statist socialist cucks
>>29257559
Aww, thank you!
He actually likes hugs, and is very cuddly on rare occasions. Like, when he comes in when it rains.
>>29257570
>>29257588
Hello Doghater.
Haven't seen you in a while.
>>29257674
i don't really like cats either
they're objectively cleaner, less annoying, and less normie than dogs though
of course, even dogs are superior to most people
>>29257732
>>29257783
>cattle, pigs, chickens, sheep, and rats are tortured and killed by the millions every day
>one dead dog and every normie loses his mind
>>29257910
Hello Mr gimli. I also would like you to give him a cuddle for me sir
Animals are awesome and no one can change that.
>Animal haters fags responding to this instead of cutting ther fingers.
>Animal haters fags shitting their opinion to us.
>>29257927
Hey fuck you I have sheep, goats, a pig and chickens also. Leave them out of this
>>29257860
>in order for an animal like a DOG to like you you would have to be a person that is also liked by normies
all the homeless people with dogs kind of disprove this
>>29256751
I'm allergic to dog fur, yet i love dogs, i fucking hate my life
>>29257870
There's no point in a reasonable discussion, even if he were capable of it. That kind of aggressive and verbal dislike of dogs is what makes it bait. The only thing he can justify is dogs being mostly useless and why they are a waste of money, but he never tries to justify why he *hates* them and why we should bother to exterminate them. If anything, he's the one in the echo chamber, and desperate for attention now that he's no longer at school
>>29257938
Bro. I can just tell you're a fedora master by how you speak and carry yourself. Post a pic let's see that long greasy hair so we can see what a real tough guy looks like
>>29257910
Tell your dog I love him
>>29257976
did you even read my fucking post? then they are failed normies.
>>29257991
>he
You're responding to me anon. Would you like to discuss the hypocrisy of average dog owner campaigning for no kill shelters and petitioning for ever increasing animal "cruelty" laws even thought they eat meat every day?
As a society we kill animals for our pleasure every day, why then can't someone buy or adopt a dog and kill it for their own reasons?
The shifting position of dog in our society from tool to family member should be fought.
>>29257995
>posting pic on 4chan
How dumb do you think I am? Whatever you have to tell yourself to dismiss me, feel free to imagine me with a fedora and trenchcoat.
>>29257860
Autustic people are born robots. And they get along well with dogs and other animals. Stop posting your stupid theories based on broken logic.
>>29256751
Don't listen to this faggot. Dogs are shit. They take so much fucking work. You have to take them outside to shit at various points in the day, feed them, clean more often unless you want your house to smell like dog and have fur everywhere, and they always want attention. They also chew shit up if they get mad at you. I had to take care of my family's dogs for years and it was shit. Fuck dogs.
>>29257938
>I'm not the one wasting time and money on stupid dog because I'm lonely and I have to delude myself into believing I have emotional connection to animal.
>continuing to reinforce his preconceptions
hypocrisy much lmao
it's hilarious how buttblasted you are over dog owners. I can't think of any reason to hate dogs this much besides being terrified of them. So far your arguments only justify indifference towards dogs, not verbal and aggressive hatred.
>>29258119
Indifference to a cancer only allows it to grow and spread.
>>29258077
Stop posting bullshit pretending it to be facts. what you're saying just isn't true. broken logic what fucking broken logic? i wont fucking tell you basics about dogs now. look up yourself what dogs are like and you will realize that you're just a fucking failed normalshit. go back to red.dit.
>>29258080
You are a lying edgy faggot.
>>29257929
Of course!
>>29257998
I will tell him, anon. He probably loves you too.
lol dat dog hating pleb ITT trying to push his opinion on everyone
>hur dur stop liking what i don't like
get the fuck off to facebook you normie.
>>29258062
I'm not against kill shelters, they are necessary. We have them for the same reason we neuter dogs. And I agree that a lot of dog owners try too hard to project human emotions and human concepts on their pets.
I don't even care that much about dogs. I still don't think of them as "wastes of space" that need to be exterminated and I don't go out of my way to piss everyone off either
My pups. Names are pupples,LT and keta "you so" meanyes I names my pitbull after my favorite drug
>>29258188
No john, you are the cancer
original
>>29258204
All I wrote is a motherfucking fact. Is it too fucking hard to read a bit about autism?
>>29258214
I'm not lying, and how the fuck am I edgy? When I see a dog someone else owns I pet it and it usually likes me. I just hate taking care of dogs. They bug you when you're trying to do shit, and take up so much time. They aren't worth the effort.
>>29258269
then you're an autistic failed normalshit, who cares.
>>29258102
I would LOVE to see you like that.
>>29257105
Was it a mountain lion that did this?
>>29257798
Do you think I don't fucking care about those animals?
Dick.
>>29258336
the only failed normies are non-autistic robots. Saying otherwise is contradictory
>>29258336
You can't be a normalshit AND autustic. FACT.
>>29258456
shut the fuck up already, autism is a concept made up by normalshtis to make money.
>>29258466
>some literal asperger-autist who has an IT job, travels, has a whife and friends isn't a normie
yeah whatever, I'm leaving this thread. this gets boring.
>>29258466
*autistic goddammit
>>29258490
>shut the fuck up already, autism is a concept made up by normalshtis to make money
If you really think this, you are a fucking brainlet. You don't have any arguments left so you have to make fool of yourself?
>>29256819
your autism. your aspergers.
wow.
>Dogs are expensive
>how to be a nigger without trying
>>29257820
> simple objects that in the past served as useful tools but now have outlived their usefulness in vast majority of cases
>outlived their usefulness in vast majority of cases
>outlived their usefulness
idk about that
>>29257483
Intentionally. I've already told this story on r9k she fucking poisoned him with anti freeze
I want an Australian Cattle Dog
It's the only way to fulfill my mad max fantasy
>>29257242
>You have to be interesting to get laid
The most boring fucks on the planet can have sex. Normies are some of the most vapid, uninteresting people on Earth. Unless being physically attractive factors into how interesting you are, I don't really feel it's related to how active you are sexually.
