Guys, I need help, I made a thread a few days ago saying I was going to suicide, now that I've mustered the will to actually do it I can't fucking use the gun properly, any fellow robots know how to put the fucking clip on the handgun? This metal thing doesn't let me
PRESS THE MAGAZINE RELEASE LOCATED ON THE UPPER PART OF THE WEAPON NEAR YOUR THUMB OR INDEX FINGER
>>29256485
Put the CLIP right inro your DIP
Hehe FAG
>>29256501
>>29256512
You guys mean this? nothing happens, and I can't put anything inside either, I think it's locked and I'm afraid of pulling the trigger, I don't know if it's loaded or not, and the other thing that you pull down also feels locked
>>29256570
NO
THAT IS THE TRIGGER GUARD WHICH MUST BE FIRMLY GRASPED BY YOUR PALM BEFORE THE WEAPON CAN FIRE
>>29256590
What do I do then? That thing on the bottom doesn't let me put the clip on and I can't see any other buttoms? How do I suicide?
>>29256485
if you want to commit suicide then its because you are trapped in a situation where death seems preferable.
im assuming you are not posting from a torture house or isis prison, so you need to sit and take inventory of your life in a rational manner.
if you are truly rational you will realise your situation is overcomeable.
>>29256632
Ty senpai, but I don't need advice, just need instructions on how to unlock this shit that prevents me from living the dream, anyone have any idea?
>>29256632
Why do people come to a place like /r9k/ and try to convince people who are obviously trolling to not kill themselves? Do you normies get some kind of justification for yourself when you try to talk a robot out of suicide? Like do you want a cookie or a Pat on the back or something?
>>29256631
PULL BACK THE SLIDE AND MANUALLY LOAD A ROUND INTO THE CHAMBER
RELEASE THE SLIDE AND DISENGAGE THE SAFETY THEN THE WEAPON IS READY TO FIRE
Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted. Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled. Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy. Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness
>>29256679
ive been there before, someone posted something similar to that to me, and it helped.
it took literally 5 seconds to potentially help someone. worth the effort.
>>29256685
Fuck I just realized there's another clip inside, could've popped myself for accident, I still can't pull this shit out how do I do it?
>>29256485
Dude, dont come here for advice. The fags who reside here are all moralist, religious and childish faggots. Go to infinitychans /suicide/ board. You get banned if you try to stop people from committing suicde. Therre is one dude there who is always helping people figure out how to kill themselves properly. Like how to tie a noose or what height to jump from a building.
>>29256743
THE MAGAZINE IS LOCKED IN PLACE
YOU MUST PRESS THE MAGAZINE RELEASE TO REMOVE IT
ALL CONTROLS ARE LOCATED ON THE UPPER PART OF THE WEAPON
WHERE THEY CAN BE EASILY REACHED WHILE HOLDING
>>29256743
OP, why don't try going to a shooting gallery for a day, You're gonna die soon anyway so who cares about the money right? So go there and learn how to actually shoot a gun. Then go back home and try killing yourself again, this time with more knowledge.
>>29256764
>>29256732
>>29256713
>>29256743
>>29256773
Nevermind, found out it was a buttom on the side, why is the lever thing locked tho? Nice to know I got two clips, feels gentleman desu
>>29256485
Dont do it man
Even the gun does not let you do it
>>29256795
>lever thing
probably the slide release. don't touch it
also
>clips
>>29256773
>>29256795
>>29256806
>>29256826
Guys I fucked up, how do I fix this?
I call it clips because when I say magazine some fags bash me, guess I can't have either way
>>29256485
Nice cumstain.
>>29256853
they're just trolling. a magazine is what feeds rounds into the chamber. a clip puts rounds into the magazine. generally the way to tell the difference is if there's a spring. spring = magazine
>>29256853
LOAD A MAGAZINE INTO THE GRIP
PRESS THE SLIDE RELEASE
THE WEAPON IS NOW LOADED
THEN DISENGAGE THE SAFETY
>clip
>handgun
>>29256853
Nazeem, you look like a twink just leave the big guns to real men faggot.
>>29256743
lmao how fucking dumb are you OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9UDlyT4lHM
youre welcome
>>29256923
>>29256773
>>29256685
>>29256590
>>29256501
stop shouting
>>29256485
how fucking dumb are you
forget the gun, run into traffic
>>29256895
>>29256923
>>29256925
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>>29256929
>>29256931
>>29256966
Thanks everyone, now I can suicide in peace, thank you
>>29257011
R.I.P homie
>>29257011
Find peace, space robot
>>29257011
goodbye mang
>>29256570
If you're afraid of pulling the trigger then this whole thread is pointless isn't it
This manlet from Brazil is actually in vola #BEEPi telling people how he wants to shoot his ex girlfriend because she dates new dudes and will go to his university soon.
So fucken beta as fuck
>>29256732
GO BACK TO FUCKING REDDIT AND KILL YOURSELF YOU ASPERGIC FUCKING LOSER
>>29257723
Hello Counselor
If you can find it, do some heroin before pulling the trigger. It will make things more bearable if you don't die immediately.
I have a crush on someone with the initials RD
>>29256679
He's not trolling. He's been posting this whiny shit on vola for the past couple months. The the room BEEPi, a Brazilian that goes by the name Nazeem. He constantly acts like he's 12, and bitches about some ex that won't stop bothering him, whom he can easily block. He's an inept retard and it's fucking annoying. He doesn't actually have any real reason to off himself.
>>29257778
ryan dungey??
Pls livestream
>>29257756
>cuz I'm the only one who thinks that
Close but no cigar faggot, this is me though >>29257810
Sleep tight little robot.
Btw, this is the level of retardation this faggot is at. He May not convince me guns should be taken from citizens, but goddamnit he's trying.
>>29258116
> expecting someone who's never touched a gun in a country with strict gun control to know how to use it instantly
Yeah tell us more please
>>29257011
youre being brave and doing what im scared to do myself. See you, space cowboy.
>>29257011
I hope your next life treats you better.
don't do it anon I want to be your friend
;_;
>tfw Op finally shoots himself
>>29258182
He had to actually ask how to put in the "clip" several times before realizing there was already in in there, still had to ask how to take it out, ask how to use the slide and hammer, and on vola, had to ask if he could take rounds out of the magazine once in there. I know he's a Brazilian with no knowledge of a fun, but a lot of this shit is straight forward. He didn't bother watching a 3 minute youtube video, didn't even tey asking /k/ for help on fucking weapons. He came here for pathetic "reassurance" because not only is he too inept to use or respect a firearm, but he's incapable of addressing whatever bullshit issues he has going on. Its just a shitshow all around that has been going on for months.
>>29257011
May you rest in peace.
I hope someday i can muster the courage to do the same thing, let alone get a gun in this gun controlled shithole.
>>29256485
Please don't do it man, stay here with us.
>>29257011
>muh desperate attempt to seem poetic
>>29258429
> wanting me to say anything else
Give it a rest, my dude, your edges are out of control
>>29258465
>I'd rather an hero than bother dealing with my issues, but you're the edgy one
Okei nazeem :^)
>>29257011
see ya on the other side man
maybe we could actually find peace
>>29256485
a makarov? just fucking shot yourself you slavaboo
>>29259595
It's an Imbel 9mm, Brazilian's Army standard
>>29259661
oh cool, i almost thought that you were from /k/
>>29256713
Blessed are the poor for they shall inheret the earth
Better to be poor than be a fat man in the eye of a needle.
>>29259661
>>29256485
>>29256590
Here you faggot, this is how you work that gun.
