I finally got a hold of it, going to be starting my first cycle.
I'm going to get absolutely massive. I can't wait to see my biceps back and chest blow up.
I've been rejected throughout high school and now getting rejected in university. I go to U of T, and I see all the girls ignoring skinny guys like me and going for the athletes.
I'll be one of them. Instead of hanging out alone at the club while my friends are dancing with girls, I'll get the hottest girl and she'll be grinding up on my dick.
All girls like muscles. Asian, Arab, white, black. They'll all be mine soon enough. I can taste it, I'll finally get a chance to eat pussy and get my dick sucked.
I'll post my progress as I go /fit/, you guyd are my only friends
>>29255911
Have fun fucking your body up even worse than it already is, retard.
You're in for a surprise... women still won't give a shit about you.
>>29255911
>skinny
>cant wait to blow up
>all girls like muscle
KEK
Babby's first cycle: the post. I'll bet you haven't even been lifting for a year
>>29255943
>>29255952
Dude every girl is into muscle. They just say that, they dont know what they want
>>29255992
Been doing enough research. My uni caf is all you can eat ,I'm going to be eating everything
>>29256037
I'm not disputing that. But fucking your body up with steroids is a bad idea. You will regret it.
>>29256047
I'm old enough, done my growing. I'm willing to take risks but it's not like I'm taking orals
>I can't wait to see my biceps back
What happened to them?
>>29255911
>buying vials of steroids to attract roasties
>not buying vials of ketamine to explore your mind
Topcuck m8
>>29255911
Bye bye balls
Where to cop roids op?
We clearly aren't your friends you said so yourself so fuck off and have a heart attack at 40 somewhere else please
>>29256258
I Linda wanna watch him have a heart attack tho
>>29255911
>I can't wait to see my biceps back and chest blow up
hahaha, baby's first cycle
prepare to be surprised at how steroids aren't magic
Make sure your program is good
Enjoy your mantits and shrunken wiener
>>29255911
Topkek anyone who roids to get girls fucks it up. You need to get big for you. Contrary to popular belief girls like all guys. I'm skinny fat and fucked around 25 girls. It's literally all charisma and you just happened to roll a 3
Im also going to uoft in sept as 2nd year. Im transfering so im restarting my friend circle. Mind introduce me to some dealers, or how to find them as iv never had to start fresh before? Im looking mainly for just some weed.
>>29255911
If it sounds too good to be true, it is
Congrats OP, welcome to the club! Make sure you have a solid PCT. Is that test enth btw?
>>29255911
Roids can't fix mental illness or autism my man
>>29255911
noice
you did remember syringes, pumps and alcohol swabs right
how much are you gonna run? 500mg ew test e here
>>29255911
also bro if you're a skinny guy where are you gonna pin
>>29255911
U of Texas? Or Tennessee? If Texas then I might see you in the spring Steroid-Chan!
>>29257003
University of Toronto obv u dindu
>>29256431
>mantits
aromatase inhibitor
>shrunken wiener
myth
>>29256459
It's all not being born with an ugly face you meme meister. Both you and the OP are wrong.
When I saw those vials at first I thought it was morphine or hydromorphone or ketamine or something, but when I read your post I was significantly less jealous.
Anyway, how much did that shit run you? Every time I see vials of test for sale, it's obscenely costly.
>tfw people accuse me of roids
>I'm natty
Kek
>>29256070
What about your kidneys and liver? Have you ever even lifted a weight before.
>>29255911
post your face op we'll tell you if it's gonna work.
>injecting testosterone poison
>not injecting bestrogen and becoming a cute girl
ur doing it wrong op
Its funny you make this thread. I'm just about to start my first cycle too. We'll I call it a cycle, but I'm never coming off.
150mg test d, 500mg tren e, 125mg nand d/wk, 25mg Mk677 qd, 25mg each dbol/adrol pwo.
I've been lifting 5 months so I've got most of my cns gains. Once I get the squat stand built I'm going to pin that afternoon.
Routine is a 5 day ppl with lots and lots of extra rows and ohp. I'll go as long as I can handle the sides then get bloods every 4 weeks until I look like I'm ready for another blast. I'll cut on dnp and t3 while dropping the mk and orals. It's driving me crazy having the shit sitting in my drawer and not in my ass.
Im going to blow the fuck up. Fan people are not people and don't know true suffering like a skinny person does. I'm 6'3,i should be chin deep in pussy. At least with roids even if it's not consensual I'll be able to take all the pussy I want, even bp if I get horny enough.
>>29256216
lol
>she'll be grinding up on my dick
what dick?
>>29255911
Remember that your heart will also grow (not like the Grinch, but like you'll die)
>>29258375
>I'm 6'3,i should be chin deep in pussy.
okay elliot
>>29256327
Steroids are magic. He means anabolic steroids, not corticosteroids. Pic related.
You will get bigger and stronger roiding while sitting on your ass all day than you would with a 3 day/wk routine based on the big 4. Lifting and roiding? Magic is the only word that could be used to describe what happens.
>>29258462
My name isn't elliot.
>>29255911
>steroids
so just for research reasons, Can you post dick pic before "treatment" starts and dick pic once you have reached your objective muscle size?
>>29259462
I've researched the matter thoroughly. Assuming he's post pubertal and doesn't have a micropenis it won't grow any noticeable amount. I found something about a patent using topical androgens but it was in conjunction with a collagenase, growth factors, and vasodilators. People who claim they grew while on gear always go back down to normal after they are off so it all comes down to increased libido and plasma volume resulting in better erection quality. You'd get the exact same effect from popping a viagra.
