>have to fart really bad
>too many people around
>the air bubble literally swims back upstream
>not sure if fart or turd
>push anyways
That's actually really bad for you. Your body expels farts because it's getting rid of toxic bacteria living in your intestines. That's why you fart a lot when you eat shitty or improperly cooked food. You're not going to die or anything, but it could be enough to give you gastrointestinal distress.
So ask yourself now, what's more important for you, Anon... the well-being and safety of your colon? Or would you rather clench your asshole tight like you're some kinda fairy faglord lover-boy who's sitting quite homosexually on a cock, just because you're too much of a pussy to let out a little fart in front of everybody? More than likely, nobody's even going to realize it happened. Let out that fucking air, Anon. It seems like you're letting it all go to your head.
That's all.
>>29252983
>that's why you fart when you eat shitty or improperly cooked food
literally lying
eating a baked sweet potato will make you fart alot and it's pretty much the best kind of potato you can get
please give source.
>>29253082
it'sboku no pico
can i pls have the sauce?
>>29253526
>Spoonfeeding newfags
Just end your life, senpai
>>29253963
lana rain
kys
>spend the whole day putting things in my ass
>dinner time, go upstairs
>feel a fart, try to hold it in but my ass is too open
>obvious gaped anus fart that sounds like air being shot through a rubber tube
>Mom and Sister immediately pause their conversation
>>29254074
KEK
are you me
#trapproblems
>>29253082
Lana Rain
http://www.xn
xx.com/video2092895/lana_rain_cosplaying_as_hyuuga_hinata_from_naruto_camshow
>>29252833
>be 14
>have a oneitis for sisters friend
>comes over for dinner with parents
>older Chad brother out
>thisisthetime.jpeg
>6 people there
>fart bubble sets up
>can feel it
>FUCK
>make my asshole breath
>get a boner by accident doing so
>bubble goes away
>finally
>small talk with oneitis
>seems nice
>first to finish dinner
>get up
>luckily boner dies away despite oneitis being there
>bubble rushing down
>FUCK
>sit down
>''Anon?''
>''Just checking something, mom''
>''I think I dropped something''
>feel fart forcing its way out
>before the dinner, I had my asshole breath in multiple bubbles
>realise walking away will force fart to come out
>forced to accept two possibilities
>1. fart inevitably
>2. run away while shouting ''LALA'' to cover up fart sounds
>went with 2
>dad furious
>mom disappointed
>everyone but oneitis laughs
>love for her grows
>entire school knows about it the next day
>realise oneitis told everyone
>move on to another girl who is accidentally nice to me
>>29255402
Good post in a good thread
>>29255402
why are fart bubbles so mischevious
literally changed the whole path of your life from that moment until death
>>29252983
>getting rid of toxic bacteria
It's getting rid of the gas produced by ordinary bacteria present in a healthy intestine dumbass.
