anyone ever killed an annoying dog? Green text it bitch
>>29252608
I hate greentexting, so I won't do it, but me and my sister killed a stray kitten once when we were little kids because it took a big shit all over our comic books.
That kitten's face was so fucked up. I remember it screaming loud and making seizure-like movements.
We were such fucking sociopaths. I feel bad for doing that now...
>>29252649
what did it feel like to kill it
>>29252673
I don't really remember. It was at least a decade ago or more. We were little kids, man.
I have never killed a dog, but as a kid I killed some birds, few hedgehogs, two cats and plenty of frogs.
Im not about to make excuses for myself, it was a fucking shitty thing to do and I am the worst kind of filth for doing that. Didnt know how to handle my emotions back then, only later did I find out that self harm is the superior form of self punishment.
I'll greentext a few for now though.
>family cat is being annoying
>hits on me when I sleep
>wake up in rage
>chase the bastard all over the place
>dad comes in and tells me to calm down and shut up
>I clean the shit and continue sleeping
>next day everyone is away
>the cat is sleeping
>calmly lift the cat up and put it in a bag, seems to be relaxed
>carry the bag outside and set it on a tree stump
>cat is still chill
>grab the shotgun from the vault (always knew where the key was)
>grab 3 magnum rounds and load the badboy up
>execute the cat with one shot from close range, way too close
>feel a weird mixed sense of guilt and joy
>empty the shotgun on the bag
>realise the mess
>spend maybe an hour trying to clean up the area and cover up the treestump in a way that it doesnt stick out too much
Felt bad about it afterwards, but the feeling while doing it was pretty good in a way.
Next one.
>visit grandma
>everyone is fighting, get blamed for everything despite not doing a thing
>go outside at 3am
>see a hedgehog
>start kicking it as it curls up
>have the time of your life
>find a pointy stick
>stab the hedgehog until it dies
>take the corpse to someones door
>run away laughing, destroy maybe 5 backyard gardens on your way back
I was an edgy fuck and I regret most of the things. from age 9-14 I was nothing but trouble.
I would kill all animal killers/abusers in this world if I had the power to, minus the killings necessary for eating.
>live with Dad, Dad's girlfriend, and Dad's girlfriend's daughter
>they moved in with a dog
>dog constantly barks
>dog shits all over the floor and they don't clean it up until hours after when they are just sitting there watching TV
>one day nobody is home
>come out of room
>dog shit on floor
>go to find dog
>grab it by the collar and slam dunk it into the trash can
>pick it up and slam it on the floor
>pick it back up and slam it 2 more times
>kick the dog across the living room
>it finally gets away from me
>few days later
>dog dead
I assume it was internal bleeding. I never told anyone. They got a new puppy and the same thing is happening again. About to put the Smackdown 2.0 on it.
>>29252608
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>>29252796
I used to to a similar thing.
I used to shove pic related into frogs and light them up.
>>29253496
...?
orignal
>>29253471
If it's a pupper then just train it you lazy shit. And watch it eat them up when their dog recognizes you as its master and obeys you and not them.
>>29253452
thats because youre a faggot, billy
>>29253517
I also used to shoot birds with a slingshot and health them back to life.
One of my old posts
My sister killed my pet chick when she was 3.
she thought it was a duck and put it in a bathtub.
>>29253592
Haha, nice memes my fellow robot!
>>29253592
That's not your post, but thanks for posting the screenshot. Made me kek.
>>29253529
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INTERLUDE
I SNEEZED JUST THEN
AND MY HEADPHONES JUST FELL OFF
*I AM LISTENING TO CHRIS BROWN*
This interlude has now, officially, ended. Do proceed, good "Anon" -- as they say on this fine site, which, if my information is correct, is named "4chan".
Regardless, this interlude is over:
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TO re-cap ("re-cap" being the colloquial equivalent of "recapture"):
I am terribly sorry, my good man. This is rather (actually, no - do forgive me - this ENTIRELY) unforgivable.
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>>29253635
Believe it or not, it is. I've also seen somebody post it on here before but with the dark theme and would appreciate it if somebody had it if they could post it because it's better quality.
>>29253452
Same. Shit makes me feel physical reactions, sometimes including mild sickness, and general revulsion/anger.
The silly thing is that the animal abusers would never desire to be treated like they treat animals.Luckily, it's a free world and many people deserve punishment.
>>29253660
Is this some kind of autistic performance art? Fuck off, retard.
>driving rural gravel roads for work route
>see squirrel on the road
>can't swerve or suddenly hit brakes cuz gravel road and I'll spin out on nearly bald tires
>squirrel gets turned inside out
>sorry squirrelbro
>one hour later I realize I forgot something at home
>see another squirrelbro grieving for his homeboy
>no time to react
>squirrel number 2 eliminated
>grab my thing and leave
>I head back and make sure to drive slowly by the area
>no animals in sight except for the dead ones
>all of a sudden a skunk runs out and aims directly for my front left tire.
>tfw skunk taint smeared on front bumper
>take car to car wash and pay for supreme wash and wax. Smell still lingers
>headed back home on same gravel road
>too dark to remember where on the road I hit these 3 animals
>all of a sudden I see a deer run in the road
>hit brakes but I was too late
>deer goes flying into a field
>busted headlight is the damage
>Smell death and skunk
>my car is 10 feet away from my pile of dead bodies I created
>is the zoo in town or something?
I took a slightly different route for a while after that.
>mfw when i go hunting regularly
>mfw when i dont feel bad or guilty about it
pic related, majestic and innocent animal, just minding its own business, tasted great.
>>29254033
>Proud of doing a menial task that humans have been doing for centuries
Kill yourself, you fat fuck.
>>29254081
It's kind of a big deal when nobody does it anymore because they're fat homos like you.
