>tfw 3000 word essay due wednesday
Help me guys, I don't no where to starttfw only know 2000 words
>tfw i write for a living
>tfw i write 3000-5000 words DAILY
>tfw fucking dumb shit here can't even manage 3000 words in 3 days
well, i'm sorry to tell you this, but kill yourself. 3000 words is literally nothing and you are too stupid to live if you can't accomplish that.
>>29252335
>essay due wednesday
FUCK OFF STUPID FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD WHY DONT YOU GO PLOW STACY YOU FUCKING TOXIC ASSHOLE
Start from the start obviously.
>>29252351
What is your job Senpai?
>>29252531
Arguing with people on 4chan.
>10 word essay due by the heat death of the universe
What else /fucked/ here?
>>29252531
I write cuckold erotica for anonymous patrons.
It's a cushy job, and I get paid well.
It's easy because my wife gives me so much experience.
>>29252335
Just fill it with detailed bullshit. You gotta explain every aspect and give anecdotes.
What are you writing about? I'm sure we can help.
I've actually just been assigned an essay. 2 pages long at the least and I have a choice on what to write
I can either write a short story from the point of view of a character in Letters from the Earth, or I can write an essay on how The Yellow Wallpaper is a feminist short story.
Which one should I go for? I bet I could do both well enough but I don't have any ideas bouncing around yet
>>29252335
Thanks for the chuckle. That sounds like it's probably an old joke but I've never heard it before. Pretty funny.
>>29252335
Someone publish this on a blogspot or something so OP gets flagged on auto plagerising checks hehehheheheehe
>>29252819
Letters from the Earth > Pretend to be an apologist making excuses for the slaughter of midianite children. Say how it is okay to kill kids in certain circumstances.
>>29252531
writer.. duh.nigga u ltierally to dumb to live
fucking die already
>>29252863
I really do like the letters from the Earth idea, but I'm not sure exactly what I should write about
I've got a few ideas but they're pretty mediocre, how would the kid thing work?
>>29252351
>tfw I kill for a living
>tfw I kill 72 gooks DAILY
>tfw FNG here can't even manage 8 gooks in 3 days
non-edgy version:
>tfw I'm a surgeon
>tfw I perform 3-5 heart transplants DAILY
>tfw fucking dumb shit here can't even manage 1 heart transplant in 3 days
