Shitty Superpower
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Roll for your shitty superpower.
1 3 or 7 please
>tfw you realize most people had such fucked childhoods 0 is a superpower to them
>>29252055
haha you got a shitty one
what do you mean? can't everyone control their own thoughts?
>>29252002
Rolling on the river
Oregano
>>29252002
7 is great
>>29252002
Spinning the meme wheel senpai
>>29252002
7 and 0 are amazing
>>29252002
1 pleaseIt's the only thing good in the list
Henry Potter by Joan Kunt Rolling
OI OI ROLL
I'M YOUR BAKA BAKA TRIPFAG SENPAI
>>29252002
Theyre not even all that shitty, lets roll.
whatever asdf
this is not my only board
>>29252062
Yeah I do this too, I assume it's fairly common. But on the other hand a lot of people lack even basic self awarness, so I don't really know.
>>29252002
rollarino fammarno paieiraiinroino
But I already have power number 4. I'll get it right now.
>>29252002
6 BY GOD 6
>>29252002
roller originallio comentario
Gimmie a 3 or a 0.
>>29252062
Easy to get caught up in negativity and depression, also rollan
>>29252002
Rolling for 3 or 5
>>29252002
I already have this superpower.
>>29252178
Nice, effectively mind control. Just tell ppl i am -not- a handsome famous celebrity
>>29252002
50% would be ace for gambling
77777777 give 7777 please please please
something something lesbian oneitis
>>29252002
please 1 I have a breast expansion fetish
>>29252236
Fuq
Fuq
7 0 and 3
orig
>>29252002
Rolling for 4 aka infinite money, bet on something with a greater than 2 to 1 payout.
>>29252002
Rollipolliolli no muteroni
>>29252002
5 please, i want to still have hair
I don't understand 3, what does it mean?????
>>29252334
There is even an image to explain it, you get wings to fly with.
>>29252334
you can fly. but you have giant wings
>>29252002
qwerty wat
kjohuohiuobhuib
Please milk
>>29252002
I may be retarded but 4 has some amazing potential uses; if you approach any situation with multiple binary solutions such as say roulette or horse racing where the standard chance of a solution is less than 50% and pays out according then you massively boost your odds.
For example; lets say you approach a roulette table, there are 38 pockets of which one must be the solution. A single number pays out typically 35 to 1 with a 1 in 38 chance of winning, but with your power you know with a 50% certainty that its going to be a specific number, which in turn means that your odds literally drop to 1 in 2 as either your predication is right or it is wrong with a 50% chance.
Hence when you place bets consistently at the table then you will make about a 1600% return on any money you put in.
>>29252442
Isn't this animated?
meme
mememememememe
>>29252002
#6 is pretty baller, rolling for that
Are you kidding? Some of these are god tier.
4 4 4 4 4 4
organamamamanaa
>>29252002
>0
Made me kek out loud pretty hard
originalo rollo
I'm rolling down a hill hoping for the #1 !!!!
>>29252862
Crap! Invisibility is cool, though. I'll take it.
>>29252002
rilled
>>29252002
rollllllloriginallllling
roollingroooolllling
>>29252002
Rolling But doing it originally
>>29252002
8 is the best power by far. You can abuse the shit out of it with any simple negative statement like, "You don't owe me $50 dollars".
rolling for 3, 7 and 0.
but if I could turn anyone gay or straight at will, will they even stay?
FLIGHT FLIGHT FLIGHTTTT
I need 1 or 3
>>29252002
>
roll! yay i want anything but 2
>>29252002
rolliollipolli give me the formulolli without muteroni
2 would be great, great way to scare people. As would 7, turning every Chad and normie I see with a gf in public gay.
>>29252002
rolling for seven senpai
>>29252002
0 please
asdasddff
rollingmamamtiyolmr
>>29253289
OH GOD NO! I DON'T WANT TO SHIT HOT DOGS!! Unless they are tasty and 100% beef. I'm totally cool with that if it is like that.
what the hell number 6 is excellent especially if youre a manlet like me!
COME TO ME 6!!!
>>29252002
>tfw no gamblers fallacy super power
>>29252511
No, this is correct. It's an overpowered ability.
A common story to make children and idiots understand probabilities is the idea of a man who decided that everything either happens or it doesn't-- two solutions. So, everything has a 50% chance of happening, right? He buys two lottery tickets and goes home assured of his riches.
Of course this doesn't work.
This is supposed to illustrate that two things might happen, but one circumstance is usually weighted. Also, results don't stack. That "lucky die" you rolled all of the ones out of is a dirty lie, superstitious DnD player.
So, yep, 4 is hilariously overpowered and I want it.
>>29252002
i desire 379or10
rolling for 0 cause im a failure
some of these are not even shitty tf
>>29252002
The only one that would be neat is three.
rolling for 4
>pick numbers for the lotto
>numbers i picked have a 50% chance of winning
>play until i win
>>29252002
Aha
Kill me
>>29252002
asdgfhgjhkjlk;uiytretwasdgzxbcvbnjkluytdshfxcmv,.hbk;gflkxdgfc.bm
>>29252002
I want fly, into the sky, so very high
>>29252002
5% bigger in size when angry...
4 pls I'd just win the lottery every other year
I'd go for 7 and use it to rid the world of degeneracy
5% bigger = still manlet
>>29252002
>Get number 4
>"Will I win the lottery?"
>50 percent chance of winning the lottery every time
>???
>Profit
Rolling for 3
Hopefully it wouldn't hollow out my bones
>>29252002
I wish I could get taller.
That 5% would make me 6'7" whenever I'm mad. Manletts would be devastated
I am the hero no one deserved nor asked for
Roll
Bringing back the robot was a mistake
>>29253778
Okay, I just read the thread and I realize that I'm incredibly unoriginal. Fuck me.
4 would only be useless in a 50/50 scenario, you could become an overnight millionaire by gambling with that power.
>>29252002
Let's go I'll roll
>>29252002
Rollinnnnnnnnnmg
K den nigga bean
Be 3 and you're a literal angel.
>>29252002
I'll take any desu
>>29253805
how do you calculate percent increases?
>>29252002
si si desu
>>29253914
>wanted any but 4
>get 4
Fine...time to win all sorts of money and donate it. Fuck you world, you're getting your shit fixed whether you like it or not.
Pray for breast size or gay/str8
Rollin ballin. Oc
>>29252002
8 or 7 pleaseI was a baby once
:)))) i hope i get a good 1
>>29253999
Check em'.
Trips!
Dgskhds
>>29254017
great now im turning every muslim in the world gay
>>29252002
rolling for 7, 4, or 0 pls
>>29254107
>turn everyone gay
>>29252002
Rawlin for mediocre power
>>29252002
4 is extremely powerful you fucking retard that doesn't know shit about statistics and economics.
>>29252002
7 GET
GOGOGOGOOGOOGOOOG
3333 Get
THREEEEE
>>29252002
OH GOD 0 PLEASE
>>29252002
Fucc my lifu famalamadingdong
>>29252002
Henshin! Ikouze! Kamen Rider ______!
>>29252002
rollan
orginalla comment
Roll famalam
Rolling for anything but 5 or 8
>>29252352
That's exactly what I'd want omg wings AND FliGHt? yesss
>>29252002
Number 6 is overrated. You can kick substantially more ass if you grow by 5%.
rallling
originaloo
>>29254324
does that mean one can force a 50% chance on extremely low odds?
>7 or 0 please
>6 mighty morphing power ranger
>>29252002
Ja kunnun nunnunhan kaivetaan
>>29254346
I meant to say underrated but I'm disabled
#4 would be pretty amazing. You could just predict lottery numbers a few times and live the high life
rolle and also get and dubs
lemme get dat 3 boiii
>>29252002
Please roll 7, pleasse.
relrlrll
>>29252002
I hope I get that 9
rolling for fucking wings
>>29252002
roll
sagzufesiaokfgnesakfgsajfsalkbfsaelbfjkas.bxjkcbeuiasbfkae
>>29252002
ill play along, shamalamadingdong
>>29252002
Roll
Fuck you robot this is my third (3rd) time rolling
>>29252002
Rolling for 1
the power of the gods
>>29252002
4 pls
All I need to do is buy a few lottery tickets
>>29252002
i want hue
Alea Iacta est
Please for the love of Christ give me 0
>Tfw OCD
Or 1. I'd be okay with 1.
Ok...roll!!!!!!!!
Fhhdcbhtsawetub
>>29254898
Fug :DDDDDDD
[Original content]
>>29252002
Lets go, rolllll
>>29252002
1 or 7 get
oregano
>>29252002
seven please please
Rolling for six or seven.
I'd take flight. A lot seem more like curses than powers...
0 would probably fix my ass.
Let's take it.
>>29252002
#3 is fucking awesome
#5 would be awesome for me as well
and how is #0 even remotely shitty?
>>29252002
0 1 5 gimme something good holy roller
What is my shitty sup OP
>>29252002
One please i want to milk mommys boobies
>>29255069
Do the proteins and fats manifest from nothing or leech themselves out of my body?
Am I still getting rid of the waste material I need to get rid of?
If I would otherwise have diarrhea am I spared, or do I have to shoot out saucy little smokies?
I'm curious, give me the shittiest power o mighty power of rolls
I got a jar of oregano from a cafe that closed down. Should've grabbed a blender.
>>29252002
Roll superpower go
Does "control your own thoughts" mean absolute self control? If so, that's a pretty awesome ability. If I could turn off hunger so I could lose weight or turn off pain when I desired, that would be incredibly useful.
i dont really care what i get desu
>>29252002
faggotorasldasdadasdadasas
OooOrigiroll dont mute me please
check this 5
I rolled a 6 with my D&D dice
I want to say that 1 and 7 actually wouldn't be bad powers
>>29252002
2,3,4,7 and 9 all seem cool, but I'd prefer bratwurst
>>29252002
7 please
I want to do lewd things with my lesbian friend
>>29255825
great, now I'll always look like a school shooter
>>29252002
fftdyhjnybgv
give me number 7
girls who look like dykes but are actually into fucking men turn me on
I just pooped my pants
>>29252002
Some of these don't seem all that shitty
Rolling for that sweet 6 to stop being an angry manlet
By the power of meme-tune
I'll get the best power
Rollerinero in the wienerinero like a horserinerinero
>>29252002
4 and 0 seem extremely useful.
Also, you could sell 7 as a treatment to rich homophobic parents of gay children for insane money.
Anyway, 0 get!
>>29252002
I have no equal!!
>>29252002
Rolling to see powers and not get muted
>>29252002
1,3,6 are great you could make money, or have fun
Whatevzzz
>>29252043
Shmoll
>>29252002
Robot does not go well with rollthreads
alright fuck it i'll bite rolling for 1
Rerollinguuu
>>29256868
>Rerollinguuu
Again
Better not be 8 for the third time
>>29252002
As long as I don't revert to my uggo high school self.
Is this /b/? Oh well. Bandwagon time.
Some of these powers are not totally useless. Rolling.
New csptcha
>>29252002
Please no 5
>>29252002
0 is amazing
7 is useless , it just changes their sexuality , not how they perceive you.
6 is for manlets
5 is probably hell
4 is probably not that bad
8 sucks
3 seems weird , do you grow the wings w
hen you want or are you stuck with them?
2 is good to scare the shit out of people (also doesn't mention anything about clothes)
1 is Noice
9 is good , you can survive forever
3,4,5,7 or 8, please. oreigor
the 1 is the easiest to obtain
>>29254894
Fuck off Caesar
Rollang
Pls 3
cmon rolling 4 get
I'd take 2 for sure. Rob a place while screaming, so long as there's a crowd outside you can just stop yelling and blend in.
>>29252002
4 would be goat for game theory work or finance
2 would be dope cause you just have to gag yourself or wear a helmet with noise cancelling shit bruh
1 would be my GOAT dating,just find a flat chested girl and amp dat shit up
0 is a legit mental power bruh, 1 you can never been influenced by any thing that impairs your thoughts and you could just think about happy shit or focus intensely
>>29252002
blox times a lot and rollin
come on four, I need this
>>29252002
Imma roll till I die.
Pls 3.
if I get 5 I will kill myself
>>29253926
Well assume that everything increases proportionally. I'm 72 inches, so 5% increase is 75.6 inches. Basically I'd be 6 feet 3 but I'd look like a freak. It's only real advantage is have a slightly larger dick during hate fucking.
>>29257347
>2 would be dope cause you just have to gag yourself or wear a helmet with noise cancelling shit bruh
you can't perpetually scream. people would just see some lunatic in a helmet popping in and out of existence until his throat finally gave out
Fuck it, hoping for lactation
Rollirino originala
>>29252002
5, 7, or 8 get
Rollright the same time. I have a look at the moment. The comments for your help. I have a look at the moment.
>>29257505
Ill be anime irl FOREVER
naisu
GODDAMMIT MODS LET ME POST SOMETHING ORIGINAL
>>29252002
my ambition is to get 1 or 0
>>29252002
roflroll
>>29257731
fml originally
If I roll three do my wings have to be fucking stupid like that or can they be any wing as long as it is cable of producing flight given my dimensions
>>29252002
roll superpower
>>29252002
gimme ppowah
I need number 1
6 would be pretty cool I guess.
>>29252002
Here goes I'm rollin senpai
>>29252002
rolling power eeeeeeep hoping for a 5
>>29252002
6 would be so cool FUCK
>>29258007
Lets trade.
I'm >>29257731
Yours is what I was aiming for anyway.
>>29252002
Anatomically Correct Flight.I'm a filthy furfaggot.
>>29252002
Rolling like a motherfucker
anything woujld be welcome my current self
>>29252002
rollingg for powers
>>29252002
What the shit? Fine.
>>29252002
why the fuck not
roll
8 isn't useless.
...
Just say something like "I don't have godlike powers that I will use to kill you unless you give me a million dollars."
>>29252002
Roll for superpower
Trump 2016
rolling for shitting hot dogs asdasd a
Give me 4 please
>>29252002
4 is clearly the best power here, anyone else who says otherwise is wrong
pls get me laid
Check these rolls
>>29252002
rawl
kys robod bls
Roll me on up fampai
Gimmme something
>>29252002
0 please
such post very original wow
Rellzlelele
Relelelelel
>>29252002
2 get
or 4 or 6
50% probability on predictions is OP
"I predict this lotto ticket will win"
this is very usable.
>>29252002
SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN
Creative unique comment specifically made for this roll
>>29252002
Rollerino wazuu
>>29252002
Show me whatcha got, kiddo
let's see
i don't care what i get
>>29252002
Some of these aren't too bad
>>29252002
Gibs me dat zero
>>29258936
fuuuuuuuuuu
...It works !
Shitting hot dogs would come in handy
2 would be funny as fuck imo lmao ROLLLL
Gimme the power!
Four isn't to bad
>>29252002
2 please, 2 would actually be really cool.
>>29252002
give me a good one please jesus christ holy shit
roall nikka desu
>>29252002
I'm a big boy.
0 is actually an incredible power that beats second tier shit like flying or x ray vision.
Rolling. One of these would make my life better
Rolol
Origia commento
Here come the rain, here she comes again
>>29252002
0 is funnily enough the best one here
or the probability one
>>29252002
if i get seven i will twist this world
>>29252002
roll the shit out of this
>>29259532
time to grab some boobs
>>29252002
I'll take any one of these. Rolling
>>29252002
0 please I fucking beg you I want to stop this
>>29252002
Rolling for a 0 please
>>29259582
>2
JUST FUCKING END MY FUCKING PAIN JESUS FUCK
>>29252002
in all honestly i wouldn't mind looking like i did in highschool
why would you want to look old?
fuck off to /b/ you fucking retards
rollerrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzxexxrf edzedfv vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvr
>>29252002
P-pls be flight
>>29260113
:) weyyy congrats
>>29252002
let's see this
>>29252002
6 7 or 0 gogogogo
>>29252002
Dis gin be Gus I hope
>>29252002
Uhh 1 please?
I could live with zero but 7 could be abused so fucking effectively. Holy fuck the power.
Gimmie 4
best power for gambling addicts like myself
7 7 7 7 7 best ability.
Come on 6 or 7! 5% increase would be useful.
gimme 6 so i can knock fags off their feet
i'll even get some mad pants so when i grow my real ones wont break
Landon hahaha paisano
>>29260327
nice, now i can turn fags into fags
>>29252002
MY ROLL WILL BE THE ROLL TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS
>>29260805
fuck that re-roll, i dont want to look like that.
>>29252002
rollerinodingerino
>>29252002
Rowlie Powlie
Rolling for one because why not
>>29252002
Hey I think I'm rolling originally.
>>29252002
muust rolll while keking
anonobots lets roll out
Super mega roll dot ru go
Rolling rolling rolling
Oregano condiment posting
>>29252002
No.4 is precognition since you can use it to predict an effect and than use the effect to estimate the cause.
It's 50% in any singular event but it can be up to 100% in a string of events.
5 percent bigger cock?
>>29252002
i am rolling. i want 6 because i am a manlet
>>29252002
They c me rollin
rollie pollie ollie, rollin' on a river, etc etc
>>29252002
Reroll, rerolling for something better.
Maybe it'll distract me from killing myself
Roland for 6 pl0xorz
>>29252002
holy fuck 1 please.
>>29252002
Alri>>29252002
>>29252002
Ok a let's see
>>29252002
Rolllllflldldldzllsla
>>29252002
Some of these are really good. Rolling so nobody believes me, with a bit of rephrasing it's basically mind control.
>It's a bad idea to pay me $1000
1 & 7 are p kinky.
2, 5, 6 are useless.
3 might be ok depending how it works, i.e. if you can actually fly.
4 is useless.
I'd also like 0.
>>29252002
3, 4, 6 or 7 please
Divock original
>>29252002
Rollollollolloll
0 please. Let me live in a self induced wish fulfillment dream for the rest of my life.
>>29252002
rollerino derby
>>29252002
The originality is strong in my roll
>>29252002
rolling a bit too hard
>>29252002
rolling rolling rgrg
>>29252002
Gimme 3 6 or 7
>>29252002
rolleringobingodingo
>>29252002
rollerino rollerson
hope i don't fuck this one up too
>>29252002
im r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rolling
>>29252002
Blind rollin'
>>29252002
alright, the time has reached its limit, let's begin
>>29252002
What shitty power will i get?
>>29252002
relling fo realz
rollerion niggerino
kush
rikity rikity rolllll
>>29252002
8 is overpowered as fuck
>i have a small dick
>i'm poor
>i have crippling depression
pls 8
rolly poley oley let me fucking post
rolling for shit
>>29262604
I'll take it
Just as overpowered
>i will find $1000 in my driveway
>i will lose my virginity today
>i will be happy for once in my life today
>>29252002
roller blades
look how original
>>29252002
rolling for coolest superpower there is
>>29252002
Some of these aren't that bad. Rolling.
>>29252002
rolllleroll
>>29252002
>4
>Shitty
You could gamble on incredibly slim odds with 50% certainty
>>29262769
Hey I bet your hotdog pooping will be cured
50% chance of it happening
>>29262604
>You don't have to have sex with me
>>29262845
Exactly
8 and 4 do not belong on the shitty super power list
>>29252002
ROLLING
originalglagslngs
Rollin
Abladoobaadaba
>>29252213
That is the most OP power in the image.
>predict whether you win the lottery, now have 50% chance of winning
>fire N shots in random directions, predict for each of them whether they will randomly bounce off stuff in just the right way so they hit your target. likelihood of having at least one of them hit your target is given by 1 - 0.5^N, so roughly 97% for 5 shots
>predict whether you will live for more than 1000 years, then predict whether you will live for more than 10000 years and so on until you get tired of it. you're now effectively immortal
This shit is like quantum mechanics on crack, the mere act of predicting something changes the outcome probabilities.
>>29252002
I'll hab a roll
>>29262948
u r dumm
>>29252002
ro-ll
>>29252002
Roling down a mountain
>>29252002
>Control your own thoughts
Sign me the fuck up
>>29252002
Roll for gay superpower
i was gonna copy paste some text here but i have nothing copied so i'll just copy this sentence
>i was gonna copy paste some text here but i have nothing copied so i'll just copy this sentence
>>29252002
Roll
This set of powers suck though
Roley fucking poley on ice
>>29252002
Rollerinoo rollerman
rolling. Would take any desu
Number 9 could be pretty good
I am the suck
>>29252002
rawlin for numbah
0 or 7 por favor
hahahahahaha sper ppoor
>>29252002
2 6 0 please
fucking not original filter kill yourself
>>29263533
check 'em..... fuck these wings
>>29252002
CHECK THIS 6
ORIGNALO COMMENTO
num 2 is best. robbing banks couldn't be easier
Oringafl conteniumi
>>29252002
most of this powers would be useful in real life tbqh
>>29252002
GIVE ME THE ANGER BUFF REEEEEEEE
ROLLERDIN!!L1
I dont fucking know anymore. Any will do
0 can fix me r-right?
>>29252002
oro oro oro a triple
>>29263860
Nice! See ya faggots
All of these seem pretty bad except for the hot dog one.
>>29263806
shit dude you got it
Rolling down the rivvaaaa
>>29252002
5% is amazing lmao. 72 x 1.05 = 75.6. I'd be 6'4'' when I'm angry
>>29252002
Ayyrollo
Lemme be lucky
>>29252002
2 PLZ
[SPOILER] ROLLERINI [/SPOILER]
>>29252002
rollin for 4 6 or 7
>>29252002
lets do it shills
>>29252002
FUCKING TIME TO ROLL
Roll like I'd onto joeys dick
>>29252002
1, 5 or 0 please
I NEED 7
Gimme powers, wizard of randomness
1 perverted shit, maybe want
2 Funny shit. Giving people heart attacks has never been easier
3 pretty cool. Maybe form my own cult around being some sort of angelic being.
4 baller for gambling
5 uh can it be College instead? I look way better now and would like to stay this way.
6 least noticeable change. Would make hate fucks enjoyable.
7 I'd help pray the gay away for the right prices
8 Would take reverse psychology to extreme levels
9 Are they still covered with shit? This ones gross as fuck desu
0 Over emotional bullshit. Could've used this in the past though I'll admit
>tfw I got pooping hot dog first post
REROLL
>>29252002
2 3 4 pleae rolly polly
>>29252062
>>29252055
i often imagine horrible scenarios involuntarily such as children being killed violently
roll for invisible scream
>>29252002
0 1 or 2 pls
Time to re roll
>>29252002
Lel ok senpai lets roll
Origanaool
>shit hotdogs
>clean them off
>send them to food banks
>solve world hunger
Jfjwbsbfjwkwbsb
>>29252002
1 7 or 0 please
original
7 please I'm a lezbot and straight women break my heart
6 get
I want to be slightly bigger guy 4u
Depression sucks. Gimme the zer0.
i want a good one
Can someone explain me why number 4 isn't the insta-pick?
Pick a number from 1-100. Each number let's say has 1/100 chance of being picked. But your question is not that, but if it's picked or not. So when you look at a number you ask yourself: "Is this number going to be picked?"
Boop. Answer is yes/no. Yes the number has 1/100 chance of being picked but your question is a 50/50 question.
Can someone explain me if or why this kind of thinking is wrong?
k
origanal comment
>>29253778
>Will I win the lottery?
>Answer: 50% yes 50% no
It doesn't change your odds.
>>29252002
Alriht give me a goodun
>>29265697
Yes, but you can abuse it like looking at each lottery ticket and asking yourself: "Is this lottery ticket going to win?" Then you know yes/no.
Yes the lottery ticket has a 1/#of lottery tickets chance to win but that is not your concern.
>>29252002
Something gud plz
>>29252002
Steam rolland powers
>>29252002
memekingsrus
Fuckibg what does 0 even mean
>>29252002
durkaallahmohhamadjihhad
>>29252002
come on 1, 5 or 6
rollinblozzxx
How do 4 and 0 work?
GIVE ME 1. GIVE ME FUCKING 1 NOW.
Rolling in hopes of power
>>29252002
Doing this for humanity.
>>29252002
holy roller
>>29252002
i hope this one is legit
Susanna looked
>>29252002
Ok Im curious, 5% size increase would be pretty cool tbqh
>shitty superpower
50:50 and Wolf are both pretty badass
please jesus give this one to me
>>29266338
nononono wait don't give that to me give this to me
Jesus these suck.
Please get breasts please
4 is literally the most powerful. Just think about it. You could endlessly predict complex things forcing them to happen. If many things are all compounded into one prediction, your chances of them all happening increases shitloads.
but for real i would probably just go with 1 hopefully
So with the 50% certainty, I could potentially use these new odds to win big money. like a 1000/1 bet is now 2/1 for me but with a 1000/1 return
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>>29266410
Well, at least I no longer am plagued with remembering shitty things that happened years ago and ruining my day.
>>29266429
Yeah, more or less.
>I predict that tomorrow Anon goes to the horse track for me, bets big on the worst horse, that horse wins, and we split the winnings.
50% of that happening and you could get anywhere in life, it would just take patience.
Let's see ree
>>29266479
>>29266429
would be a pretty cool power. shame we both rolled a 9 so we gotta shit hotdogs instead
>>29252002
Isn't 4 actually really good? You could make a killing betting on roulette games. Take odds of 1/8, get 50% right and profit
>>29252002
9 is the only acceptable answer. you will never starve, nor will you ever have to buy hot dogs again. 7 is also okay.
rolling they're not that bad lol
>>29252002
These powers are great
Roll for 4 and then start taking bets at which I have less than 50% chance of winning, therefore paying >x2. Then since I will be winning aproximattely half of them, and each of them pays more than twice what I bet I profit from it
ho0o0O0
>>29252002
rolling for 0
I need this please
>>29252002
i want to shit until world hunger is no more
If i get 7 can i make every man on earth except me gay?
H-h-here I go!!! Super anon I become!
CZXCZ
rolling for 2 or six
>>29252002
rollan dollan originollan
>>29264946
This. Well, kind of. I just often find myself fascinated by how often we have the tools and opportunity to violently murder someone, and yet the only thing stopping us when we're so vulnerable is unspoken trust between people.
When I see a knife or a hammer or something and I'm around people, I can't help but imagine how easy it would be to bash their heads open while they're turned around. I try to stop myself when I have these thoughts, of course, but they pop up anyway and are hard to get rid of. I'm scared these will turn from repetitive thoughts into actual tendencies. Should I get help or is this normal? Help me out, robots. I've heard about things causing thoughts of suicide, but not homicide.
0 plz no more schizo
>>29261852
>4 is useless
50% Chance to guess the right lottery number
>>29252002
maybe senpai will notice me now
rollzerino
please i need 0 please
>>29252002
Rolling for 0
Meme
power to commit sudoki
>>29267021
2 is useful because nobody said you couldn't cover your mouth while you screamed
5 is useful because you'll technically never have to age
6 is useful because being able to grow a small amount can help in various situations
Let's say someone ties you up, get angry before they finish tying you up and then calm down so that your ropes are looser
surprise that girl you like by getting 5% bigger while inside of her
2 or 4 get mofo
1 is one of my primary fetishes, so...
>>29252002
0 the greatest power of all time lets go pls
>>29252002
rolling for 7Down with mod-bot
>>29252002
5,7, 9 and 0 would be kinda good. The only difference between highschool me and actual me is that I don't have hair now.
1,4.6, or 7 pls.
bloxfuckingbot
>>29252002
roel 1111111111111111112
>>29252002
shitting hotdogs would be cool then I could do all the buttstuff i want
>>29252002
What kind of hot dogs?
Rolling
I will see you in the next liiiifeee
>>29252002
oh baby gimme that flight
>>29252002
rolling for cool power
Roll>>29252002
Not origin no dushsgsgsus
1 is the best by far
>invisibility only whilst screaming
I lost it.
>>29252002
1 or 0 plox
>>29252002
How is 5 bad? Looking 18 forever is all right with me.
PLS PLS ROLL 5
>>29252002
I must get 1 or 7
>>29262975
nah you're fucking dumb
every time the lottery comes up you have a 50% chance of knowing the winning numbers
that's fucking astounding chances. According to google, the odds of winning a 5 number powerball payout are 1 in 292,201,338. With that power, for you it's now 1 in 2.
>>29268781
Not him, but never thought of that. Good thing I rolled 4.
Holy shit I lol'ed and this is a roll
Totinos brand pizza ROLLs
>>29252002
wordless posting is forbidden desu famalamadingdong
>>29252002
rolling originally blox etc
Let's rall
>>29252002
rollerami
>>29252002
let's find out just how deep the rabbit hole goesth.
I WANNA BE A BIRDMAN
Alright, well, fuck it. Couldn't hurt.
>>29269247
Nice, I got a good one. How could I use this to my benefit?
halp
>>29252002
I wanna shit hotdogs
>>29252002
Gimme that there 7
>>29269279
I don't think shitting hotdogs would hurt at all. I would assume they'd slide right out. You might have the most comfortable shits.. for life.
>>29252002
Gimme the power bosso
>>29252002
PLEASE NUMBER NINE
I WOULDN'T EVEN EAT THEM, I'D JUST WANT TO GET RID OF THESE HEMMRHOIDS AND HAVING TO WIPE SO MUCH
Rollioion
I would like to cash in my voucher for one number 7 please.
>>29252002
Roll
Please number 9
>>29252002
3 please
originol commento
>>29269366
>5'6"
>Get mad, going to fight
>Grow to 5'9"
>>29252002
Rolololololol
comment oriningalalal
Using 8 in a reverse way would be funny
give me number 4
i could get rich gambling with that shit
>>29252002
Rolling rolling raviolli originolli
15399573 rolIl
I could use 0 rn
rawlllllll ^__^
original
I wish for a diamond parrot
>>29252002
4 is actually amazing if you apply it correctly
>predict outcome of you getting a winning lottery ticket
>you just turned the odds into 50/50 for winning or losing the lottery
might take like 2-3 tries maximum but it guarantees you'll get it easily
>>29252002
Rolling famalamborgini
>>29252002
1 7 or 0
rolan rolan rolan
>>29252002
1 would be pretty sweet.
>>29252002
what's wrong with flying?
>>29252002
hope , the last roll
>>29252002
rolling for best power possible
Benis ape wigger
>>29252002
R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-ROLLINGO MUTHAFUCKERS
>>29252002
let's fucking go then
>>29252002
Predicting the outcome of events with 50% certainty would quickly make you rich, so I'm rolling for that one. It's seriously OP.
Number 2 would be pretty great. Number 5 would be interesting. Number 7 would be fairly powerful and potentially useful as well, come to think of it.
Rollarino robotoroni!
>>29252002
raolingu roalingu roarliangu
4 and 8 are insane. 4 just bet on events with less than 50% payout, 8 just tell people the opposite of what you want them to believe
Rolling rolling rolling
Oregano originaru
>>29252002
Come on, 7, please
rolawd
fuck my life m8 lets roll
