>tfw the NSA are laughing at you right now
Fuckin chads at the NSA
At least someone sees me, even if its some guy just waiting to make the call if I start to give signs of losing it.
...with us... they're laughing with us. r-right?
>>29251587
>Feeling lonely? Try not paying your taxes.
Damn they can see how much japanese enema porn I've downloaded
>>29251522
I figured FBI monitors the fuck out of /r9k/ but yeah you're probably right. It would be hard to believe they aren't monitoring you crazy fucks.
>>29251522
I actually look JUST in real life.
The BTFO'd eyes, the depressed face, the pattern of grey that has formed on my head for years.
I am a real life, walking JUST. Feels weird, man.
I'm laughing at all you pathetic fucks too.
>>29251522
Surely they must laugh about our jokes too, don't you think?
R-right?
i kind of like that idea, i get an ego trip thinking of the number of lists i'm on, cause it doesn't in convenience me and i like to imagen i'm important enough to have someone watching me :D