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I just swallowed a cherry seed A-am I going to die now?
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I just swallowed a cherry seed
A-am I going to die now?
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No just appendicitis
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>>29248169
Yes. The seed will feed of the acids and nutrients in your stomach, growing until your stomach can no longer handle it. It's roots will makes it's way out through your anus while it's flower grows through your trachea. Once it reaches mating season, it'll fuck you from the inside out.

I'm sorry, nothing can be done.
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>>29248169
A cherry bush is going to grow inside of you
It will over expand inside your digestive tract (most likely your stomach) terring everything in its path
You will most likely die of axphixsiation or internal bleeding
There is no cure for your situation
I am sorry
You are going to die
Trust me
I am a trained physician
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>mfw i eat a ton of cherries and always swallow the seeds
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>>29248185
My appendix already burst when I was 12.
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