Nigger here in the Seattle area, does anyone want to come kill me? Too pussy to do it myself and maybe I can help some /pol/ack fill out some fantasy or something
No, thank you for the offer though.
Come to Tacoma and we can chill for a bit. If you still want to die I can do that, just make sure nobody knows you're heading here.
>>29246939
Go down to the nearest bar and grab and kiss the nearest chick. You have nothing to lose anyway.
>>29246961
be charged with rape? He is black
>>29246939
>go to where they give helicopter rides in your city
>get the pilots attention once you're pretty high up
>say "gotta blast"
>jump out off the chopper
>die
>>29247212
holy shit do this
coolest way to die by far
>>29247212
10/10 m80
Made me laugh hard and loud
>>29247212
Ok so it's decided. This is how you will die. Please record it and have the pilot put it on YouTube of course as well
I'd do it if I was a murricun
Good luck mate.
Happy travels and all that.
>>29247166
I'm black and I still do it. Go AMOG brother.
>>29247310
>Please record it and have the pilot put it on YouTube of course as well
this is what you need to do OP
say you want the pilot to record a message over the city for your dad's birthday or something, where you say "Happy Birthday!" with the space needle in the background
then while the pilot is recording, instead of saying happy birthday say gotta blast then open the door and jump
everyone will love you forever op
>>29247370
Legit. Instant martyrdom.
Hey op. Depressed negress here from Arizona here. Wanna chat?
>>29247459
Lol that typo makes me want to kms
>>29247459
d-do u wanna chat with me instead ano n
>>29247212
>>29247310
>>29247370
Tell us where you gonna do this OP so we know it's you.
>>29247513
Skype?
>unoriginal desu
>>29247869
maxresdefault10
>>29247909
who the fuck are you anon
I asked if she wanted to chat with me not you
fuck nvm chatting with people off 4chan is retarded
>>29246939
Here's what you do, anon.
1. Tomorrow morning, get yourself to Pike Place Market. Daily Dozen Doughnut Co. opens at 8. Order a dozen warm mini cinnamon donuts out of the Donut Robot Mark II and down those fuckers.
2. Call King County Crisis Clinic, http://crisisclinic.org/
Call this number 1800273 eight two five five
its the naitonal suicide hotline
>>29247960
I'm sorry desu
o3o rejected by senpai again. Will I ever get noticed?
>>29248042
>stopping a nigger from killing himself
Why, the less monkeys the better
>>29248590
suicide hotline just sends police to your house with the idea in mind that you're a dangerous individual. He'd get detained then sent to a psyche ward.
>>29248650
Just let him do what he wants. If he wants to die, why should we stop him?
>>29248650
He's black so he'd get shot
It's perfect, suicide by cop. Do it, OP.
>>29247212
Haha very funny guy. 8/8.
come and kill me I'm a nigger kek
kys
>>29248650
>suicide hotline just sends police to your house
wait I thought it was anonymous
>>29248779
They can see where you're calling from/your location based on your IP if you're using their chat. They need you to fist confirm that you plan on killing yourself, that's all they need.
>>29246939
Seattle cops are pretty trigger happy, why not just go that route?
>>29249267
>Seattle cops are pretty trigger happy, why not just go that route?
proofs required
>>29249305
Source: resident of Washington state
you could always google it as well.
>>29246939
I'll do it, post an email.
Lets take pictures for r9k too.
I'll wear your face on my dick lol.
>>29246939
t. undercover cop
Instead of killing yourself, I know a rapist you should go finish.
>>29246939
Hey fellow seattlebro nigger here too, cool to see there's another one hereeven if he's gonna die soon
>>29247212
This is it OP, you'll be remembered as an hero!
Come to Spokane and be black, I'd give you 3 days tops, especially if you act black too
>>29246939
>>29250005
>Nigger
don't you guys find it derogatory or something to call yourselves this
I feel like all the blacks who call themselves niggers are kinda self hating
>>29250106
Well, most people who come to this board have some degree of self-hatred, and I do hate myself but not because I'm black or anything like that. I'd rather just be upfront about it and have no shame in the word than let the high school edgelords here think they're actually being edgy by calling me one. Besides, the years spent on 4chan have pretty much made me assume that most white people are gonna have some type of opinion on me because of the color of my skin so I just don't really care enough to get offended by it.
Can i fuck you before I kill you? I've always wanted to put my dick between some thick n*gga lips
>>29246939
Now this quackery reminds me of a coon I knew in my young days. He was always going on about how he couldn't get welfare or food stamps and how his life was so miserable. A real nigging nog Jimbob. Eventually he joined a gang and got shot by some fellow jigs. I put that on eugenics Jimbarino!
