>tfw it's recess time
>tfw it's nap time
>tfw your parent checks you out early
>tfw it's parachute day in P.E.
>tfw I can barley even remember these feels anymore.
Can anyone else?
>>29246934
Dude that seems like a lifetime ago now
>>29246934
>It's dodgeball day in gym
>can once again try to prove my dodging skills and hopefully win a match and gain praise
>>29246934
>tfw they have the only school lunch dish today that isn't shit
>>29246998
>they're serving that crappy flat stale tortilla with liquid shit beans to smear on it.
>tfw your friend lets you have his desert
>a food fight happens for perhaps the only time in your life
>watching some kid slip on spilled milk.
>>29247062
>tfw those fucking things always got my hands sticky and disgusting
Shitty dessert.
>tfw playing divegrass in the early morning cause your mom is so overprotective she takes you to school an hour early
>tfw running like an autist on recess
>tfw the teacher takes the class outside
I live nearby a primary school so everytime I watch kids going out on recess gives me nostalgic feels
>you had to wear a uniform
>some kid skips you in line one day
>says he'll give you a dollar tomorrow
>never get the dollar
>tfw Dad gave you $2 for snacks today!
>tfw friend gave me a cool holographic salamence card
>it's traditional dancing day
>have to hold the hand of a girl
>>29246934
>tfw dentist appointment at 11am
>tfw mom gets me mcdonalds afterwards
>tfw eating like a king while everyone else gets shitty cafeteria food
>tfw teased all day for being the poor autistic kid
wew
>tfw your parent checks you out early
Seriously, what an amazing feel.
Also, those rare moments when my mom would get sick and I'd have to stay home from school.
>fake sick
>mom picks you up
>get picked up for doctor appointment
>1 hour later
>strut into lunch room with mcdonalds
>>29246934
>tfw it's parachute day in P.E.
Oh man, I had almost forgotten about this. It's been so long.
Thank you OP.
>>29247477
I was the kid that would go up to you and tell you you're eating cow head and gristle
>>29246934
>nap time
no, I never did this, I refused to sleep
did fall asleep in high school once tho
>>29246934
>it's science time
>tfw teacher plays Bill Nye episodes
>it's sex ed day
>>29247463
>Fake sickness
>Actually get sick the next day
>>29246977
>tfw last to be picked for dodgeball teams, but also also last to get hit with the ball
>tfw you tell a girl you like her and she likes you back
Who am I kidding I'm a kissless virgin bound to become a wizard.
>It's dance class day
>every girl says "why are your hands so cold?"
>>29246934
>kindergarten
>it's grandparents day or some shit
>a.m. class I'm in is having pancake breakfast
>parents told me both grandparents would be at work, they'd make it up to me etc...
>sit at table with one other kid whose grandparent(s) couldn't make it either
>atleast not alone
>his grandfather shows up
>be sitting alone while peers all enjoy themselves with their grandparents
>classroom door opens
>it's my grandfather
>"Hi, mijo, sorry I'm late."
I'll be 32 this year, and my grandfathers been dead going on 7 years.
>Bus drops you off at 3:55-4:00
>Dragon Ball Z starts at 4:00
>fucking SPRINT home from the bus stop everyday so you dont miss the beginning.
Actually even earlier than primary. Have a ton of memories from a daycare I went to before kindergarten. Just flashes mostly.
>be what, 5
>preschool shit, pretty big place, admins are sweethearts prolly
>its outdoors day!!
>people from the Humane Society come with puppies, kittens, ducks??
>walk up to this smelly ass duck
>say "That duck smells like shit."
>never cussed before, the woman just says "Excuse me?"
>kid beside me throws up on himself, possibly duck related
>begin crying and start playing with puppy instead of shitty ole duck
>>29247854
Awwwwww that's sweet though
>>29247881
tfw have a DVR
>roleplaying as pokemon with other kids
>massive games of tag involving whole grades
>building cubbies/forts in the yard and sprinting to them as soon as the bell rang so no other kids could take them
>playing forty forty in the gardens
>eating your lunch on the cold concrete in the shade on a hot summer's day
>constantly debate rules of 4 square with all kinds of intricacies derived from willy's land of pure imagination
>>29247977
>Be rich normie
>Come to /r9k/
>Post ebin peepee maymays
>>29248206
>4 square
Wasn't there something called double hits back then or some shit.
>>29248217
Wouldn't need to be rich if you had a VCR, a blank tape and knew how to use timer record.
>>29248206
>that time you got to play 9 square
>>29248225
I remember the younger kid's courts would usually have "holdsies" allowed, which was unsporting shit.
>>29248253
VCRs were a bitch to program.
>Every day trade my Fruit Roll-Up for one kid's Rice Krispie
>>29247977
Nobody had DVRs in 1999.
I wish I still had my Jurassic Park lunchbox.
>>29248225
Me and my three had all sorts of special moves.
>>29247062
These came in flavors other than grape? My school only ever had grape.
Why do I remember these times when I was still happy and functional.
>>29247782
>dance class for PE
>every girl asks why my hands are so hot
>>29247634
>that autistic kid who just ran away from the ball
>>29246934
I remember being a general kid more. Especially exploring the city and everything being huge and awesome like you're always in an RPG.
Playing some random other kid's gameboy on the sidewalk for the first time. Mario Land totally blowing my mind. Trading Pokemon cards and Pokemon cards just being a thinly veiled vector for socializing.
>>29247854
Shit reminds me of a memory.
>step-grandpa (inb4 ebin cuck meme)
>was one of those tough as nails grandpas
>one fine 1st grade day before Christmas we're making ornaments out of felt
>decide to make one of him and me since I figured he deserves a nice present
>give it to him and open up my gifts
>years later find out that the ornament got him all choked up
>Be 6 years
>Teacher walks out for meeting
>AdvenceWarfare.gif
>Pencils flying
>Bully hits me on the head
>Kick him in the balls
>Pencils thrown at me
>Curls up floor
>Run out of School
>Screams "I HOPE ERIC AND DYLAN PAY A VISIT TO THIS SHIT SCHOOL"
>Smearing shit on the walls in prep
>Having the principle talkabout it in front of the school and not paying attention to him
>>29247606
>it's pid the penis inspection day
>kids decorating the insides of their desks with printed and cut images of Pokemon
>be poorfag so no internet and color printer
>tfw despite having a pretty low social status (in class) other kids give me like 10 of those images
>feels good man
>>29247881
>tfw used to do "push ups" on the wall because of watching DBZ
>tfw would talk with anybody without second thinking
>taco wednesdays
>domino's Fridays in preschool
>when i was 5,a girl i was friends with kissed me,last intimate contact with a girl so far
>primary school was horrible,a girl that i liked bullied me,and the girl that kissed me before bullied me as well. this was the time when i became antisocial,i used to be a happy kid before
even when i was a child,my life was shit,i just didn't realize it as much.
>>29250601
>Oh no, the two girls I liked bullied me, that must mean they had no interest in me whatsoever :(
Ya blew it.
>tfw younger girl would follow me around and try to kiss me in elementary school
>tfw found it annoying at the time
>never saw her again after leaving
>>29247062
fuck those things
those and the smuckers sandwiches were the worst
>new to class
>some guys start bullying you
>nerd rage
>flip tables and chase them while crying
>teacher comes in
>makes ME stand the in the hallway for 30minutes
>everyone laughs at me after class
>>29247553
>every time we got to watch tv in class
those were rare occasions
>>29247606
>ask If when you have sex you can pee and ejaculate at the same time
>get in trouble for not taking it seriously
It was a serious question... I still don't know the answer
>>29252454
You can't. There is a "door" in your system that prevents pee and cum from coming out at the same time.
>>29247423
>grandmother brings me Chick-fil-A for lunch
I could feel everyone's hate
>shit my pants
>feels good man
>running away from girls trying to kiss you on the playground
>>29252545
fucking normie. That never happened to me
>be smartest kid in class
>chads ask me to let them cheat off me
>laugh at them and tell the teacher
I miss elementary school
>>29246934
>Can anyone else?
yeah but live goes on anon
>>29252454
Sometimes, just sometimes, people like you make visiting this site all worth it. Thanks for the hearty chuckle anon.
>>29252558
ayyy muh nigga
>>29246934
>mfw we only got 1 parachute day in the entire 4 years I was in primary
>>29246934
>CLAP
>CLAP
>CLAP YA HANDS
>playing with a classmate in class
>he starts hitting me
>teachers hold and restrain us against the ground
>sit on ground for hours until they think I've "cooled off"
>continue playing like nothing has happened
>tfw this is absolutely abnormal
Autismal school is no fun :c
>>29250958
damn
>those scapegoat feels
>class field trip
>never get grouped with friends
When we went to the museum, I was stuck with some autistic white girl and a mute taco taco.
When went to Monterey Bay Aquarium, I was stuck with the kid with tourettes, the black girl who cried at the drop of a hat, and the fat mexican girl who cried at the drop of a hat.
>>29249646
Someone did this in my school... It couldn't be
>>29253970
>sit on ground for hours
it was probably ten minutes. Your toddler self only thought it was hours.
>Tfw Playing bully and dream you are there, again
>watching gundam wing: endless waltz on Nov. 10, 2000
>>29255357
no not really. I usually got complaints for being angry for so long. Which was anywhere between 30 to 1+ hour.
>when your friends mum would pick you both up on a Friday for a sleepover
>would go straight blockbuster and get a few vhs and n64 games for the night
>>29252545
reeeeee&eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee&eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee&eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee&eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
blockyknockymccocky
>>29255739
my nigga, I remember doing this so much
fuck, bring me back
>be me
>be in kindergarten
>classmate sees me
>tells me "you dont belong here, get out"
I've been a robot ever since.
>parachute day
I dont get this at all
>>29252545
leave this site and do something better, the only interaction i got was dreaming of a light kiss.
JUST FUCKING LEAVE
>class trip
>go to a big city
>see a game store
>look at videogames for quite a while
>cant find my fellow students anymore
>lost
>mfw
>>29258993
that pepe is really obscure
>>29246934
>Parachute day
Fucking hell op that one got me good..
Still to this day don't know the point of it but fuck it was awesome
>mother thought I had some form of autism or some shit since I didn't talk to anyone aside from my 3 best friends in elementary
>really just disliked other people
>taken out of school halfway through day each week
>mother would take me to this fancyass croissant place after and i'd have a coffee and shit
>determined by councilor chick that I'm totally fine, just 'shy'
fuck I miss those days. Elementary school lasts till 8th grade here, so we all felt so carefree.
can i reply to this thread anymore
