Let's find out who has it worse
Simply greentext shitty things about your life
>18
>messy bullshit hair
>shitskin
>stupid nose
>5'9
>lazy az fuck
>overprotective parents
>virgin, kissed 1 girl, and she was a tumblrina dyke
>bullied through the entire hs
and here comes the bomb
>my nickname is literally ''shit'', people casually call me "piece of shit" or "turd" through the day
>>29245851
holy shit, you won
>>29245851
>18
>Kind of lanky
>My high school GPA isn't as high as I want it to be
That's it.
Why do people refer to you as "shit"?
>>29245921
racist fuck called me that because I was pissing him off at junior hs, it immediately sticked in
Idk if it is because of my skin tone or not, only thing I know is that it never fails to raise eyebrows
>feel empty
>3rd year of med school, just wanna cut people up
>literally no social life
>i cant cry anymore
>average looks
>my youth was just looking at anatomy textbooks
>wont contribute to anything amazing in this world
I hate my life.
>>29246025
>wont contribute to anything amazing in this world
how snowy, you fucking tumblrina
>>29246056
fuck off
who doesn't want to contribute to something meaninful
>>29246072
you can do meaningful things any time
but they aren't always good you know, especially if you're amerigun
>>29245851
>18
>kissed a girl
OMG YOUR LIFE IS SO HARD :(((( IM PRAYING FOR U :((((((((((((
>>29246205
you think it changes something you fucking prick? big news, it changes, for worse
the bitterness that came with the realization that I've spent my whole life doing nothing, it was fucking hell
>>29245851
>18
>shitskin
>ugly obviously
>virgin
>autism
>had a "gf" who never kissed or hugged me, but cheated on me
>raped by my mom's boyfriend
>raped by me mom's friend's sister
>ostracized for being the only shitskin on swim team
>bullied by everybody including the band director in marching band
>bullied in my old neighborhood and made fun of by mini chad and his whore after his friend nearly knocked my front teeth out
>shit GPA because I was lazy as hell
>only have one parent(surprise surprise)
At least I'm going to college(not kekmunity college) and somewhat fit
>>29246233
you're fucking 18. shut the fuck up. you have absolutely no idea what real pain is. fix yourself now, you have your entire life ahead of you.
>>29246265
I don't know pain, wow
I guess being called a piece of shit by everyone, even your "best friends" is ok, right?
>>29245851
>inb4 work of fiction
>Be me
>Be 12
>Be in 90's
>Started getting into degenerate fapping recently
>feelskindagood.poloroid
>On road trip
>We're stopping at a rest stop to stretch our legs and take a shit, already entering restroom.
>timetofap.vcr
>Spitshine genitals, start beating meat. Gettin into it.
Here's were I knew, I fucked up.
>While beating meat on concrete floor, SUDDENLY.
>For no fucking reason, Earth fucking decides to be a total cunt to me.
>Door suddenly opens, What the fuck, I locked it.
>"Hey Anon, you done ye-
>He's just witnessed Ano fucking jerking his dick on a dirty concrete floor, in a dirty fucking rest stop, in a fucking countryside.
>Hyperdrive Nope activates.
>"SOMEONES IN HERE, SOMEONES IN HERE, SOMEONE IN HERES."
>Danon gets out, traumatized for life.
I haven't fapped for 20+ years now. I am afraid that the door will unlock somehow and someone would witness me masturbating in the most awkward position possible. Furthermore completely destroying the long built relationship we had by that moment.
>>29245851
>almost 19
>bad skin
>doll heart
>it stands for knife
>for the rest of my life
>yeah they really want you, they really want you
>but i do too
>>29246318
Fuck, meant:
*80's
>>29245851
>25
>living in an old camper
>no job, seeing a therapist at a free clinic
>My nieces are products of pop culture and I'm watching them grow into unpleasant, entitled sluts with no way to help them
>Ex girlfriend contacted me recently, made plans to see me, sweettalked me and said she missed me. Then she told me she'd never loved me, that every moment of happiness in our 2 year relationship was an act on her part.
>She blocked my number, I attempted suicide but the rope broke
>Hairline receding due to stress, adds to my anxiety because I was always si attractive and it feels like my romantic life is over
>Wants to die, but doesn't want to hurt my nieces.
>No car, no friends, nobody who cares
>>29245851
>>29246262
shit skin need not apply to contest
>>29246318
Doesn't sound robot, could happen to anyone
>>29246412
>ex gf
normie out
>Another normie thinks hes robot episode
>>29246489
Not a normie. I've given up on women.
Just because I've tasted and felt pussy doesn't make me a norm.
>>29246528
You're a normie, accept it and leave. You don't belong here.
>>29246489
>shitskin
You literally cannot stack up to my stats though
>>29246489
>shit skin need not apply to contest
I know
>26
>raised by alcoholic single mother with drug addiction
>virgin, never had a gf
>been poor all my life
>dumb as a brick, failed a grade in highschool
>anxieties prevent me from having friends or even getting through a store without drenching myself in sweat
>no education beyond hs diploma
>no work experience beyond destroying my body in factories for a few months before quitting over the mentioned anxiety
>find no enjoyment in anything, spend my days mindlessly posting on imageboards
On the bright side I don't feel afraid of dying so I always have an easy out
>>29246600
>>29246592
You aren't welcome here and I recommend you commit suicide and do the world a favor.
This shit is just as bad as tumblr's oppression olympics.
Get the fuck over yourselves and make an effort to change.
>>29246564
*Chris Farley voice*
"I got nowhere else to go!"
This board is full of people who understand me, not your place to say who stays and who goes.
>>29246528
>Just because I've tasted and felt pussy doesn't make me a norm.
Hahaha, wow
To think this is what normalshits actually believe
>>29246638
I mentioned that I'm seeing a therapist in my post, Captain Generalization.
I'm working on turning it all around.
>>29246638
These are tumblr shills trying to make /r9k/ a whiny tumblr home away from home. We need more women hate and other edgy things to drive them away.
>>29245851
>17
>Slightly chuby
>5'10
>Had friends on football team
>get brain condition cant play anymore
>lose all friends on football team
Figure out my other "friends" hang out with each other and never tell me
spend each day by myself or working as a busboy at barbecue joint.
>parents always working never have time for me
twin sister has lots of friends and makes fun of me for always being by myself
All my coworkers are Mexican and always always make fun of me in spanish
>all my classmates ignore me when i text them.
I only like one girl but she is dating a nig that always cheats on her. And she cry's daily but always goes back to him.
no one particularly hates me, no one particularly likes me. I Just go day to day in an empty void. Where no one cares about me or even acknowledges me.
Life not particularly hard just currently miserable. I just don't know what I am doing wrong. I am nice to everyone. But no one wants to know me.
>>29246633
>do the world a favor.
why? I'm not an asshat that judges people based on ethnicity
go back to /pol/, damn
>>29246660
So 'normie' just means 'not a virgin' to you?
According to the sticky, this is supposed to be /b/ with no duplicate posts or loli.
Nowhere does it say "normies gtfo REEEE"
>>29246633
NO. I won the competition. I beat you fair and square. You just have to accept that. Why won't you acknowledge my achievement?
>>29246682
>>17
bye b8bro
>>29246716
Nah, I won.
>>29246708
>According to the sticky, this is supposed to be /b/ with no duplicate posts or loli.
Yeah
But you're still a normalfag, stop thinking you aren't
>>29246638
It's a little hard to change when changing means ditching everybody you've ever met until now
>>29246708
Ever heard of board culture, faggot?
>>29246745
Agree to disagree, whatever.
I've only been with 7 women in the past 4 years, not a 'chad' or whatever.
Just a depressed and anxious guy who likes being around likeminded people.
>>29246735
I got raped TWICE when I was a kid. Can you top that?
>>29246769
just ignore the normie ffs
>>29246769
Ever heard of me not giving 3 fucks about 4 fucks+your dumbfuck opinion?
Fuck off, sperg.
>>29245851
>34
>live with parents
>KHHV
>STILL HAVE ACNE
>no jaw
>fat
>lazy
>NEET (w/o unemployment)
>have leaky booty, cant afford medical care for it
>>29246781
Wow, you're even a bigger normalfag than most on this board. Stop wanting to fit in so bad, why not go fit in where you belong like facebook or twitter?
>>29246790
>actually had people desire to be intimate with him
You aren't the worst off ITT
>>29246638
I've been attempting to change for years now and surprise surprise, changing a legitimate diiagnosed mental illness is very difficult.
Dealing with the fact that the mental illness completely crushed my dream of joining the military is rather difficult.
I am sick of normalfags lecturing me on shit I already know.
Fuck off.
>>29246790
at 15 a chad kid slapped my head into the board, and all of my so called "friends" recorded it
Here I go:
>Girl
>Ugly
>w/ Bipolar disorder
>Virgin
>Never had a bf/gf before
>Chubby
>Small tits
>Divorced parents
>Annoying family
>Fat nose
>Acne
>Lazy
>Stupid hair
>Ugly friend of everyone
>Easily drunk
>Without my medication now
>I miss her but she loves other girl now
Anyway, I don't hate my life. There are people in worst situations.
>>29246790
Raped once, beaten for years by drug addict father. Spent a year homeless once. Two drug-addict siblings, suicidal drug-addict mother, father commited suicide last christmas and the last time I spoke to him I hung up on him when I heard his voice.
>18
>5'7"
>260 pounds
>meh tier aesthetics, ugly as shit from obesity
>generally do nothing other than go on 4chan and play video games
>NEET for a year now
>only one friend, watching him progress in life
>obviously a virgin, never had a real girlfriend
>addicted to drugs I buy on the internet
>keep ending up the psych ward for psychiatric/drug issues
>long term severe major depressive disorder under the umbrella of some kind of mood disorder with at very least hypomanic states
>get fucked up on cheap benzo's and be an asshole NEET to my family
>all these 18 year old kids thinking they know what suffering is
You're fresh out of highschool for fuck's sake, most of you are nothing but late blooming normals
>>29246829
>Girl
Stopped reading here
Fuck off with your easymode
>>29246829
Pic? I love girls like you, you're actually my type.
>>29246829
>Girl
Tits now or you're a smelly neckbeard
>>29246829
>>Girl
>>I miss her but she loves other girl now
>>Virgin
virginity really counts if you're a dyke?
>>29246838
Looks like you beat me anon. You are now the winner of the robot competition.I still got second or third place though
>>29246829
why every single dyke says they have bipolar disorder?
I'm OP, and the dyke girl who used my lips used to say she was bipolar too
>>29245851
Shit from bg?
>>29246896
Saved the pic.
Highlight of my night, winning the shittiest life competition. I'd like to thank the friends I don't have.
>>29246913
Tumblr has a habit of pretending to have mental disorders in order to gather some attention.
>>29246943
Yes, that girl was snowy as fuck, always changing her whatsapp status to some shitty sad song line, pretending she's missing someone
>>29245851
>22
>kissless virgin
>flat, ugly hair, looks like im wearing a helmet, ugly sandy blonde color
>fivehead
>gargantuan, crooked nose that has a jew hump even though im not jewish
>weak jaw
>sunken eyes with dark circles
>eyebrows too close to eyes so always look pissed
>pencil neck
>generally just an ugly person
>patchy facial hair
>extremely pale
>skeleton mode with zero muscle tone
>wristlet
>dicklet
>calflet
>5'10"
>went through 4 years of college without making a single friend
>avoidant personality disorder
>diaper fetish
>tranny fetish
>live at home
>do literally nothing but browse the internet all day
>constant state of fatigue and desperation
>want to be dead but too scared of death actually kill myself
>>29246857
>>29246859
>>29246864
>>29246865
>>29246913
I'm sorry guys, but I'm really a 57 pervert oldfag.
>>29247033
My instincts told me so.
Nice attempt my dude, but I cannot be bested by a puny human.
>>29247033
Damnit. I had so many dreams for our life together. I was going to propose in front of the Eiffel tower and take your V-card in an 8-hour mindblowing lovemaking session you'd never be able to forget.
Dick.
>>29247063
as pathetic as this image looks, I have to admit, this kid has guts
>>29247094
>Propose in front of the eiffel tower
>Bring her up to the top
>Hug her
>Pull her off the top with you
>Fuck her on the way down
>Cum as you both end up as a bloody splatter on the ground
>>29247103
I wonder who took the picture...
>18
>no ambition
>cannot socialize with others
>in love with adam lanza but he's dead
>i'm out of ice cream
>can't drive
>i don't have friends
>i have frequent homicidal thoughts and i don't have meds rn
>>29247103
Yeah. He's pretty good. The kid's gonna go far.
>>29246299
>it's another people think high school life/friends matters later in life episode
>>29247094
Why don't get married with an 57 pervert oldfag anyway?
>>29247159
>In love with Adam Lanza
Does the bowl cut turn you on?
>19
>skinny
>short haif
>lazy
>gets salty abt everything
>virgin
>girl
>never kissed any boy
>>29246489
>doesn't sound robot, could happen to anyone
jeez oh man we got another one
>>29247141
his mother, duh
>>29247172
high school life is supposed to hype you up for adult life/college
but I'm not hyped, honestly I just want to fuck off
>>29247260
Imagine how he convinced his mom to take the picture.
I don't really know how to express what I feel with words.
I don't talk, not even online. (cept here ofcourse sometimes)
I don't care about anything.
Strangers talking to each other makes me mad.
My biological parents had bipolar disorder and schizophrenia and now that I'm in my early twenties I think they are slowly coming out.
I am a man so no one cares about me.
>>29247293
honestly, I think his mother unironically found the cum sock
>>29246633
I know this is an old comment, but I forgot to tell you that you're a faggot
>>29247185
Frankly, yes.
>>29245851
>21
>never held down a job, terrified of trying because it will chain me down
>sleep schedule: fucked
>skinny, but atleast not auschwitz
>do not really look bad, but used to be extremely ugly, still self-conscious
>black-eyed thousand yard starre at all times
>years of university and loneliness turned brain into an autismal, sociopathic mush
>probably going to get thrown out by parents soon enough
>lost all friends
>bullied through highschool aswell, additionaly to a fucked childhood
>familly is an endless pit of insanity, can not count all the suicides with my hands anymore
>depressed as fuck, can neither cry nor laugh anymore
>some stupidly average thing can cause me to completely shut down
>decided that I should give up smoking, drinking, pill-abusing, playing games and watching anime all day
>now extremely sensitive to all this shit, atleast back then I could laugh about the daily life of spinning your dick through a meatgrinder, now I am painfully aware of everything
I just wanted to suffer through it until I had some stabillity in my life, I really do not know if I can make it at this point.
>the oppression olympics
saged
>19
>Parents divorced at 7y/o, been suicidal since
>Started getting bullied at 10 after not having friends prior in the first place
>Bullying initiated maximum homicidal overdrive
>Attempted suicide at 12
>Got hospitalized for the first time at 13 after one therapy appointment due to homicidal+suicidal urges
>Parents never took it seriously enough
>Abusive dad+abusive step mom+abusive step dad+brothers who treated me like shit
>Moved across the country to get away from bullying
>Still treated like shit because I'm a literal autist and could never socialize properly
>Only friend consistently threatened to beat the shit out of me
>Mental health worsened over time, developed into bipolar+schizophrenia+antisocial personality disorder
>Got a job at 18
>Did alright until my homicidal urges got so bad I had to be hospitalized and quit
>Total 5 psych ward hospitalizations
>Live as a NEET for months
>Dad gets sick of me and kicks me out
>Get thrown into a hospital for three months where I'm touched inappropriately by staff members and withheld my medication
>Get out
>Go to mom's
>On the verge of being kicked out again
>Told by my step dad when I tried to explain my mental issues that I should "go back to the hospital and stay there"
>Actually on the verge of killing myself tomorrow, this might be my last post
Nice meme
