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So you want a gf and friends, why don't you give up the fucking anime and video games
>LOL! PLEB! FUCK YOU. YOU EXPECT ME TO ABANDON MY WAIFU AND TAKE UP SHITTY HOBBIES LIKE MUSIC OR FITNESS AS OPPOSED TO JERKING MY DICK TO JAPANESE 12 YEAR OLDS AND LISTENING TO THE SOUNDTRACK FROM TOUHOU AND PERSONA 3 LIKE A PATRICIAN, FUCK YOU CHAD
ok then go to anime conventions or board game meetups or something to try and meet mentally ill smelly girls with similar interests
>THEY'RE FUCKING PLEBS. THEY ONLY LIKE TRASH LIKE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST THAT I WATCHED WHEN I WAS 12. YOU EXPECT ME TO CONSORT WITH RETARDED PLEBS?
you know you're really not better than people, 'chad' wouldn't give a fuck if you didn't like the same band or show or sport or whatever but there has to be some common ground with people
>FUCK YOU I TOLD YOU THOSE IDIOTS DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A PATRICIAN
ok why don't you try getting a job or going school so you can advance your life, you can meet people that way
>LOL YOU WANT ME TO BE A KEKOLD AND SLAVE AWAY FOR PENNIES FOR CHAD? WHY WOULD I WASTE MY TIME WHEN I COULD BE JERKING OFF IN MY MOM'S BASEMENT
ok then study hard for the LSATs or MCATs so you can get into med school or law school then, those guys get paid well
>I CAN'T I HAVE DEPRESSION I CAN'T DO ANYTHING I'M GENETICALLY RETARDED
ok then why don't you go see a doctor
>YEAH I SAW ONE BUT I DIDN'T DO WHAT THEY SAID... THE MEDICATION IS JEWISH MIND CONTROL AND THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT
you know you will never get a life, why don't you do anything to improve yourself, you know you can change right instead of just making excuses?
>FREE WILL DOESN'T REALLY EXIST THE SHAPE OF ATOMS IN DA UNIVERSE MADE ME A FAGGOT BEFORE I WUZ EVEN BORN, THIS 300 YEAR OLD PHILOSOPHY THAT I NEVER READ BUT PARAPHRASED FROM WIKIPEDIA SAID SO

I love you guys. Never change. Stay salty, stay predictable.