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If no one else can be bothered then I guess I'll do it edition
In for late night waifus. Might as well post yours lads
>>29243622
>earlier
>has a reply
>night time image
okay I think this thread is the right one
Spent all my dole on Magic cards, won't even arrive for two weeks.
>>29244219
Aye I was waiting to see which thread would win out.
Is that Magic the Gathering? Seems like a bit of a waste if it's all your dole money but if you enjoy it then why not
>>29244413
I say "all my dole", but it's just my luxury money, 40 quid
>>29243745
late night waifu posted
>>29243745
I just want tocuddle
AHHHHHHHHH WHY DO I LEAVE EVERYTHING TO THE LAST MINUTE EVERY TIME
Have to catch a bus for a flight at 7:30, need to pack and clean the entire flat and clear out some more stuff before then. Another sleepless night...I had weeks to do this and now I've got a few hours. I fucking hate myself for doing this every time, I never learn and nothing ever changes. Suicide pact when tbqh
>>29245795
>tfw when no qt britfeel lad to cuddle with
>>29245083
E M A
I S
S M E L L Y
>work in 35 minutes
>hungover to fuck
Just kill me
>>29243745
I want to die. I've fucked everything up.
>had anal fissure
>been clear for months
>go to toilet
>loud fart
>fresh blood on bottom of TP
i'm panicking lads
>Monday morning already
Don't get a job lads. Stay on bennies as long as you can.
>>29250306
>been working since Friday
This is my Thursday m8
Going to ALDIs to get some shopping.
Any suggestions for snacks etc?
When is Deontay Wilder going to get a big fight?
Dude's undefeated and 36 fights with 35 KO's
>>29250378
putting on some coffee before I leave, so please chip in anyone with ideas
>>29250378
Fruit, lots of fruit and some assorted nuts.
>>29250746
what I really want is bombay mix, but they never have any in
>have to call gym back to book a time for a tour and staff meet before getting a membership
hate making phone calls and im scared
>>29250546
I normally go Lidl sorry mate. My suggestions will be useless.
Anyone else procrastinating?
Louis here.
My dad has come up with an unusual method to get me out of my room, and he's got a friend of his involved.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07qeItaNDOe
>>29250891
absolutely creasing
I am starting to look forward to these
>>29250845
Yes, lad. Took the day off to study, been up since 9 and I haven't done shit.
>tfw no Lauren gf
Why is life so unfair lads? :'(
>>29250913
I always wonder how many people here are procrastinating, and how many literally have all of their time free to go on 4Chan.
I don't think I have ever once been on here when I wasn't procrastinating something more important.
>>29250891
lol fucking hell lad
Not all wasps sting but you still call in the exterminator when you find a nest.
>charged 59.99 for an office subscription I cancelled months ago
EPIC
I fucking hate speaking to customer service over the phone, this ought to be fun.
>>29250982
Just keep screaming MANAGER until they throw money at you.
>>29250982
Should have cancelled the sub mate.
>>29250982
>not manually cancelling your direct debit
the best thing about a terrible credit rating is that no one ever chases up your debt
I got a free phone and 6 months of service without paying a penny
>>29250931
Pretty much, mate. I'm only on here for these threads & when I'm dodging something I really should be doing.
>>29243745
existence is boring
>mfw the homosex slaughter in Orlando has boosted Brexit support
>>29251088
LGBT has always supported leaving the EU.
>>29251088
I always said that we needed a terrorist attack in the run up to the vote if we're going to leave. I didn't forsee it happening in the US but still.
>>29251088
Maybe but for full effect i would have preferred it to happen in europe or even here. Here is hoping another happening before 23rd june!
Are you happy /Britfeel/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeI0-9MX4XE
>>29251195
nah u
>>29251195
>you will never be a 14 year old girl who thinks she has depression, flicking your bean to this song
I really like seeing all the English flags everywhere cos St George's Cross was literally and unironically used in the crusades. Thats where it comes from.
But then I look at England and we let the fucking Saracens win. We're dangling our heraldic flag while taking the Muslims up the arse. The fuck happened, Britain?
>>29251088
How Would it boost support for Brexit? are people stupid, how the fuck do they think leaving the EU will make them safer from Muslim terrorists.
The guy was born in the US not an immigrant, the London 7/7 bombers were also born in the UK
There are millions of them here already, and we will probably import even more if we leave the EU.
>>29251244
It will mean 97 million Turkroaches can't move here on a whim and ensure that we have at least two borders between us and fucking Syria.
Lads I got raped when I was a kid. Here's what happened.
>I was eight
>My mum drove me to a strange house. A man answered the door. My mum said that it's her friend Mr. Reynolds.
>They both took me inside and down into his cellar. It was bare except for two chairs and a table. Mr. Reynolds was wearing a dressing gown.
>My mum told me to strip off my clothes. I was used to being naked around her and her friends, so I did as I was told.
>Mr. Reynolds took me over to him and sat me on his lap. He started playing with my privates.
>He said "I love you very much Anon, and I am going to show you how much I love you."
>I had heard people on the playground talk about gayness and bum sex, so I had an idea of what was about to happen.
>I got scared and ran over to my mum and begged her to stop this
>She said "Stop crying like a baby Anon. It's going to happen and there's nothing you can do about it."
>Mr. Reynolds grabbed me and bent me over the table. He raped me and I screamed. I saw my Mum watching and doing nothing.
>Afterward my Mum drove me home. She asked me how I felt. I told her I felt very bad and it hurt.
>She said "Well, it made me feel very good inside."
Thankfully both her and Reynolds are dead now.
>>29251244
Why not leave and then deport every Muslim to Sweden? If it's good enough for Israel, it's certainly good enough for Britannia.
>>29251268
Turkey are never going to join the EU
Enjoying my qt 14 year old gf very much (I'm 26.
>tfw kissing her on my work break when she's feeling a bit down, grab her ass and carress it too
>text"that really turned me on you know babe"
>See other again few days later make out, start touching her butt once again
>she's sat on top of me but really leans into me hard while kissing me, and I'm squeezing her ass hard like she can't get enough of me.
>love how she is taking control as I'm just sat there
>fucking diamonds
>text"this day couldn't of got any better baby"
feelsgoodman.
>>29251308
i'm happy for you lad
keep the updates coming
and ignore the bitter swines while you're at it
>>29251308
Why leave written evidence?
You better hope her mum doesn't look at her phone otherwise you are going to jail.
>>29251329
That's only if you straight up have something along the lines of sex, making out is fine. But yeah thanks, I do have to be a little careful.
>>29251363
From the texts it sounds like you had sex.
I am sure it would all be cleared up in the end, but in the meantime you'd be arrested and your reputation would be ruined. The law might be ok with kissing but everyone in your town will still think you are a creep and a pedo even though it's legal.
>>29251375
Guess I'll have to make a new rule for her to delete any messages that are sexual lol. She will understand anyway. I really tried not to like her because of the age gap, but she gave me a love letter while I was in work (work down the local shop) and she was so cute and nervous etc, how could I not fall for that.
>>29251403
>she was so cute and nervous etc, how could I not fall for that.
Be sure to explain it like that to her dad and her uncles when they come to kick the shit out of you.
>>29251420
That's just an overused meme at this point and never happens. Besides she doesn't see her dad nor most of her family, it's just her older sister and brother, both of which I get along fine with.
>>29251472
>it's just her older sister and brother, both of which I get along fine with.
They know you are in a romantic relationship with her and they are cool with that?
>>29244219
its not night time its just cos its grey and muggy
>>29251103
no they don't, they liberal as fuck
>>29251493
Her sis yeah, her bro not so much, he's not threatening anyway. So no ass-kicking for me anon, just love from my loli-gf. Don't be jealous.
>>29251272
I got bad news for you son, mr Reynolds is alive and well.
>>29251521
I'm not jealous mate. Obviously I'd love to get a bit of loli action as much as the next man, but I'd be too shit scared to enjoy it, so it's not a situation I am jealous of.
I just think your attitude is a bit naive. Word is going to spread about this, and you will get a kicking from someone. There's loads of guys out there who love to fight, and bashing a pedo is a good excuse.
Obviously if you've gone this far, you aren't going to stop now. But be careful. Make sure she doesn't tell her mates about it, don't be seen with her locally, etc.
>>29251308
Shit gimmick desu
>>29251557
We live in quite a small village, so most guys around here are beta as fuck. Also;
>pedo
Come on man, I am not that disgusting word. That's for people attracted to 7 year old. At the age of 14-15 some girls do start becoming attractive, and that's just what she is. She does look about 17 though, and I look about 18-19, so to others we look pretty normal together desu.
>>29251569
My girlfriend is a newborn baby and I'm 100 years old.
>>29251308
just gonna report this to da fbi
>>29251599
People will regard you as a pedo whether it's the case or not.
Also I grew up in quite a small village and there were chavs, your village must be much more posh than where I grew up.
How old is her older sister? It's hard for me to believe that a woman wouldn't be contemptuous about this. What about your family?
>>29251599
pedp pedo pedo pedo
u r a phaedo mate, we dont like dem
>>29243622
What is the template for the britfeel buildings?
>>29251623
16 or 17, and I don't get on much with my family either. That's kinda what we just spoke out in the beginning, I understand what she's going through and she likes she has someone to speak to etc. My mum tried giving me shit and some 'advice', even though because of mum/dad split up and all the drama that was shitty for me so I basically told her to stfu, and the fact they have an 11 year age gap.
spider with fucking pincers just came in
>>29251694
Fuck off seriously
Fucking hate pedos
>>29251694
Why are you comfortable with having a reputation as someone who is so pathetic he has to convince a child to go out with him because no one closer to his own age will?
I really want some of them, should I get one?
>>29251714
She isn't a 'child'. And I didn't convince nothing, I just asked her out one time outside of work and asked for her age, found out then basically said 'damn' and went on my way. She then initiated twice on me. Besides, most girls in their 20s are used up whores. It's not my job to pick up some leftovers when they never gave a fuck about me before.
>>29251760
She's 14 years old. Of course she's a child. She can't even legally buy a scratch card!
>>29251760
well shes not an adult
>>29251670
not sure if im understanding your question correctly.
Theyre mostly build from scratch.
pulled some brick texture from here, window from there, roof from somewhere else.
the takeaway was originally this building.
>>29251785
And that's why legally I ain't doing nothing wrong, so it's all good. She knows to keep it on the low till she's 16.
>>29251818
>She knows to keep it on the low till she's 16.
>You now remember how much of an idiot you were at 14
There's no way she keeps quiet about it to everyone for two years.
>>29251818
You are so naive and you have so much hubris that I can't wait to see your downfall.
Could go a lot of ways
1) She gets bored of you and dumps you for a lad at school.
2) She brags to her mates that she's with a 26 year old and teachers and parents get wind of it.
3) She's angry at you for something stupid and decides to tell the police you raped her
4) Your employer finds out and sacks you
5) Local group of guys from the pub find out and jump you
Etc. There are countless ways it can go wrong and no way it can go right.
You're a dumb fuck mate. Looking forward to hearing about you getting shat on. Not because I think you've done anything wrong, just because you have such a daft naive confidence that it will all be fine when anyone who understands the real world knows that it 100% obviously won't be fine eventually.
>>29251733
want one of what? If you really want it get it
overwatch is fucking shit lads
>raining outside
>nice and cozy in my room
>got a bacon sandwich next to me with a cuppa
>playing Animal Crossing New Leaf
nothing comfier
Anyone else /exams/ here?
I'm going to fail lads and I don't know what to do with my life. Do I become NEET?
>>29251866
or it could just be we continue as we are for 2 years and she moves in with me or something, then no one can say anything. She's like a full on robot, never had anything nice in her life, she's gone through a lot of shit and drama and she loves that I listen to her and understand. In this case I wouldn't say I'm naive, it's not like she just some random basic bitch I'm trying to get with but it could go wrong because she's a basic bitch.
Do you lads ever remember the moment you wake up? I just seem to kind of eventally realise my eyes are open. Except for if some loud noise wakes me up like this morning when my neighbour decided to chainsaw his tree down at 6am
Also if I set an alarm I will wake up 5 minutes before the alarm goes off without fail. Like I have a subconscious phobia of hearing that alarm go off or something
>>29251930
>16 year old moves in with 28 year old
>No one would say anything
You are living in a fantasy land mate.
You just think she's so special and different because she's still emotionally a child. You are an adult and your brain is pretty much done, you're not going to change that much. She is going to grow up and change a lot and drift away from you.
>>29251930
>same bait
>different day
enjoy your (you)s
>it's another pathetic NEET fantasises about noncing a farmer's 14 year old daughter edition
FUck sake lads
>>29251958
That just sounds like you have anxiety, where you think up the worst scenario in any and every case. You know it's very common for couples to have like, a 10 year age gap or something. In fact or the best and longest marriages I know of is because of that.
You know the more partners a women has the less likely she is to have a long lasting relationship? It's like biologically, men go for younger women to be their first and then it turns into a lasting relationship.
Timmy James Byrne
https://www.youtube.com/user/MrTimmyUk/videos
https://www.fb.com/tim.byrne.505/photos?pnref=lhc
https://www.instagram.com/timmysongs/
https://twitter.com/timmyuk/
>>29250762
every corner shop does Bombay Mix lad
>>29250891
>no potato croquettes reference
SHIT
I'm concerned about the EU referendum. I'm not sure how to vote, for a start I don't even know what the economic impact might be...
>>29252049
Let me help you. You see, the EU and the UK are intrinsically tied, beyond simply being just an economic union. In fact around 3.5 million British jobs are directly linked to British membership of the European Union's single market, that's about 10% of jobs!
Then you have to consider that around 50% of our exports are bought by the EU and that 75% of our exporters operate in the EU. The EU is also able to negotiate great trade deals with countries outside the EU, with clout that the UK simply doesn't have.
Leaving would mean an end to trade with the EU which would be disastrous. This alone should be enough to convince you to remain in the EU.
>>29252058
Thanks. It's certainly food for thought. I wouldn't even know how many of my friends or family could be affected. But what about the other issues such as the environment or immigration? There's a cute Danish girl in my class, would she need to return home?
>>29252018
>You know it's very common for couples to have like, a 10 year age gap or something.
Yeah but they don't meet when the girl is underage you fucking clown!
You are insanely naive if you don't think that being 26 and going out with a 14 year old isn't a highly risky activity. Not surprised you live in a small village, you've clearly lived a very sheltered life.
>>29252063
Worry not about the environment; the EU has a set of commonly agreed standards that help to maintain the quality of air, rivers and beaches. It also helps to keep CO2 emissions down and more efficient vehicles (this helps your fuel economy too!).
As for migration, this is one of the greatest benefits of the EU. You are free to live and work anywhere within the EU, in fact 1.4 million British people already do. Not to mention that your UK driving license is also valid - just remember to drive on the right side of the road.
If Britain does vote to leave then unfortunately your friend will lose her right to live in the UK and will, sadly, have to return.
>>29252072
Wow, it sounds as though the EU does a lot for us. There's no way we could achieve this on our own, I think I've made up my mind on the referendum now, especially considering Freja's situation - thanks!
>>29252058
>Leaving would mean an end to trade with the EU
Yeah because EU countries only trade with other members of the EU.
I'm sure those EU countries like Germany and France would fucking love to cut their noses off to spite their face.
Those countries simply cannot afford to cease trade with us, it would be absolutely retarded and cost them billions.
>>29252049
>>29252058
>>29252063
>>29252065
>>29252072
all this shilling is unbelievable
>>29252049
>>29252058
>>29252063
>>29252072
>>29252082
samefag
remain shill
>>29252082
Don't mention it. Remember that we've been in the EU for over 30 years and that we simply couldn't survive outside it, we'd end up like isolationist Japan if we left.
>>29252065
Elvis met his girl when she was 14 and he married her at 18 bro. Now don't give me some shit like "but that was back then!" like it was a thousand years ago.
And even if it doesn't work out, then whatever. We still haven't done anything wrong.
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who genuinely believe that all trade will immediately stop with the EU if we leave
Wew, David Cameron sure got his money's worth with his propoganda campaign.
>islam
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-36516006
>>29252101
You're not Elvis mate. You're a 26 year old virgin who works in a corner shop in the middle of nowhere.
>>29252101
yes and elvis was a known paedo, we know he had a predilection for young adolescent girls
just because other people have done this doesn't mean it's fine
>tfw family has become aware of my alcoholism
>>29252065
>they don't meet when the girl is underage
How sheltered are YOU? Ever heard of couples knowing each other "since school"? How about a "highschool romance"?
An age gap of 10ish years between older man and younger girl is pretty much the staple of human society, and widely acceptable.
Girls like older men, get over it.
not voting desu
>>29252142
If you've got a 10 years age gap then how can you have a high school romance? You're not even in high school at the same time.
Usually when couples know each other "since school" it doesn't mean one of them was doing their A-Levels and the other one was still learning to read.
>>29252113
lol I'm not a virgin. And yes I am pretty much in the middle of nowhere, but once we're out (assuming we're still together) then people simply won't care, and the only ones that would do are simple low class women that like to gossip, but I couldn't give a shit what they think in the first place.
>yfw >>29251308 reveals he is a paki
how will you react then hmmm
also pic related, 32 year old man with 15 year old girl
>>29252157
>People simply won't care
>About a paedo in the village
Lol you are living on a cloud mate, must be nice up there.
>>29252167
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
tfw no loli gf
>>29243745
Note to self: never drink again.
>have my second A2 exam tomorrow
>mfw my Grandma just died
Fuck everything, /r9k/. Fuck everything so goddamn much.
>pay council tax in Aberdeen
>call up HMRC and get dad a new tax credits form
>find a job
>NU-TRAXX meeting in 2 days
>driving lesson in 3 days
>fasting for the next 3/4 weeks
>no time to dressup
>only rank 6 on Hearthstone
>no contact with solicitor with less than 3 months to go until a possible trial
Poleaboo has a lot weighing down his mind
He is suffering and no one can hear him screaming
>>29252190
>finding a teen girl attractive doesn't make someone a paedo, if they were below the age of 10 then you'd have a point.
>>29252210
It's a free A*.
>>29252210
Sorry about your grandma anon.
Which exam do you have? I have a business exam which I will almost certainly fail.
>>29251894
one of those mudkip salamanders
>>29252210
I used to visit my granddad with mommy every week Saturday , one day he died and i did not feel anything at all, when i went to his funeral i helped carry the coffin, people were crying and looked upset, however i did not feel a thing and was bored, i lack empathy , am i human? Damn i suck.
>>29252230
I don't care about grades right now, anon.
>>29252234
Yep, business. Not even an enjoyable exam on top of it.
>tfw ordered these and some lube
who /sissyfaggot/ here :(
>>29252223
I'm not calling you a paedo mate.
I am just saying that you will be perceived as one by the people in your village and they will definitely care about it. To them, the girl might as well be 10.
>>29252247
>only 7 inches
>>29252247
Poleaboo hopes you have fun though he never enjoyed anal penetration
>>29252267
This pretty much
say hi to the lynch mob for me.
>>29252267
>well developed tits and arse
>pedo
You are jealous.
>>29252247
You should put a chocolate log right up your bum bum.
Right up ya bum bum, bamamamambamam
got the house to myself for the entire week
what should I do?
>>29252291
Like I say mate I don't think you are a peado.
It's the people in your village who will think that. You clearly have no idea how hysterical people are about paedophilia.
>>29252313
Watch animewithout headphones
>>29252313
Watch anime without headphones on
>>29252313
fix the table
>>29252329
you copying me boy
>>29252313
watch anime without headphones but open the window and have the volume just loud enough for people to know that you're watching japanese cartoons
>>29252358
I thought of it first .
my uncle came at 9 and I never know what to say to him so I am just pretending to be asleep but its now half 1 and he is still here
>>29252325
That wasn't my reply, but I know man, which is why we are keeping it on the low, which is actually really easy considering there are loads of fields out here where we meet each other, no one sees us.And if they do, we look normal as I look young for my age and she looks a bit older. And if she sees anyone she does know, then we revert to 'just friends' mode.
>>29252379
first the worst
second the best
>>29252391
>26 year old man being friends with a 14 year old child
This is still creepy and people will be disgusted.
>>29252394
kys
Hold this L
Fuck sake at these white boys commenting on grime videos
>normie friend has started regularly using "virgin" as an insult
guess i'd better cut all contact with him
>>29252412
wtf does that even mean m80
Shave that goddamned neckbeard off. I'm serious. Just get rid of it, it ain't cute bitch. Get some shaving cream and a good fucking razor. Don't use the same fucking one you shaved your balls with 4 years ago. Get a new, good one. The more money you spend, the better.
>>29251930
this post is the creepiest out of all of them
really just sounds like an adult male taking advantage of basically a child with no life experience because he can't relate to women his own age
grow up, because she will eventually and she'll see the power imbalance inherent in this relationship
>>29252427
I was once in a conversation with someone who kept using that as an insult about others. I just laughed and played along.
MIND GAMES
>>29243745
Posting
>>29252205
Note to self: get azulad drunk again
>>29252447
>insecure white girl detected who cant find a 'real man' to take her used up ass home
I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE FFS
>>29252447
That's exactly how everyone in his village will see it.
I honestly think this guy must be making it up. I can't believe I spent time today trying to convince some countryside villager that the people in his town won't be cool about him "being in a relationship with" a little girl.
Feels like I probably got trolled. No one could be that thick.
wanking lads :p
>>29252501
its so obvious shes just with him because of his money if its real. Girls dont find older boys attractive they find a boyfriend who can drive and has money attractive
>>29252451
If a called me a virgin I would probably sperg out though, making it obvious that I am in fact a virgin.
>>29252530
You're not missing out on much tbqh senpai
Hey lads, been away from /britfeel/ for a while - how're you soft cunts doing?
my updates:
>still no job
>still no gf
>finally got round to playing xcom though and it's pretty sweet
>>29252427
Wait, you're not actually a virgin are you?
>>29252616
y-yes... surely all you guys are virgins right?
>>29251272
is this a joke
origiaaa
If you could kill anyone in the world , who would it be?
>>29252632
sounds too grim to be a joke 2bh
>>29252636myself tbqh
>>29252241
feel the same way mate, after my dad died I just have no compassion. Didn't cry when my dogs died or my nan shortly after
very weird
>>29252645
this is /r9k/ and there's currently an actual nonce in the thread joking about his 14 y/o gf
nothing surprises me at this point
>>29252659
i think i would be sad when my parents died - but it's tough to imagine myself being too torn up about my grandparents.
I've always thought of them as old- as people who could potentially die soon, and basically everyone sees their grandparents die at some point.
>>29252632
>>29252671
Yes lad it's a joke. I made the whole thing up.
>>29252699
No you didn't I did, and I'd do it again.
>>29252722
Bullshit, I did.
I can even link the paedo story I stole the plot from.
>>29252699
>>29252722
>>29252741
all you be doing is linking my post mate seeing as I was the one that made it up
>>29252747
Nah bruv, search for the story Strings and Sacks by Sir Cum Sizemore.
>>29252747
>realise you fucked up by posting this online
>pretend you made it up
LOL
>>29252780
Are you Mr. Reynolds?
Can't believe sick fucks in here are joking about child rape and boasting about molesting a 14 year old, I don't remember britfeel being a fucking pedo haven.
>>29252936
hello, is it your first day?
Poleaboo just paid 318.13 quid in council tax after he was sussed out for not being a student during the time he lived in Aberdeen
Just seen the grimmest webm
uncle is still here, really need food and a piss
am i nonce if i gf a 16 year old?
i'm 24
>>29253020
yes
not legally but everyone will still think you're a fucking cunt
>Watch new fifa trailer
>Mfw my name is actually Alex Hunter
Looking forward to it
>>29253015
Piss in your uncles mouth and eat the chocolate log from his bum bum. Problems solved.
stuck between wanting to lose weight and really wanting a kebab
what do
>>29253036
shit, oh well
>>29253041
doxxed :)
>>29253047
Just get a chicken shish with salad, no bread. It's actually pretty healthy.
>>29253020
Of course not. Where do people get these ridiculous ideas?
When a female is 16 she's pretty much at her peak.
>>29253020
not legally, but think about it, when you were 16 would you be emotionally mature enough for a serious relationship with someone in their mid twenties? even if not paedo it's not a great idea
>>29251403
>works at a shop
>dating underage girl
confirmed for paki in rotherham
>>29253119
This is a stupid question to ask here.
None of these guys are experts in self-analysis. They are introverts, but they are not introspective. If they were, they wouldn't be here. They wouldn't be stuck in their grim little lives.
They don't have the emotional maturity for a serious relationship with someone in their mid twenties now, let alone when they were 16. They aren't qualified to answer the question.
I played for like 4 years american football, I was pretty good.
I'll move to the uk for uni, do you think that I'll be able to play rugby?
>>29253119
It's just sex, it's not moving in together.
>>29253172
Yeah but don't expect anyone to give you respect for it like they do in America.
>>29253172
nah m8
rugbys more physical
>>29253172
if your english is that bad you won't be going to uni in the uk
>>29253020
its legal but a stupid idea
>>29253188
nah thats not me at all.
i just had a break of like 2-3 years and i would like to get started with a teamsport again.
>>29253201
sorry lad
I'm not a native speaker but as a brit you should know that most unis have already sent their offers.
I'm gay and Muslim - Orlando shooter doesn't reflect my faith
>>29253261
If you are gay you are not a muslim even if you think you are.
>>29253261
>gay
>muslim
pick one
The shooter was Muslim, he followed the koran absolutely.
>>29253302
eh
plenty of people think of themselves as christians but don't follow the bible to the letter
also, i assume in some part it's a cultural identity, like heritage based on what you grew up with
>>29253261
You admitting you are gay now Poleaboo?
>>29253346
The Bible doesn't tell you to rape and murder unbelievers, unlike the koran.
Anyone here own figurines?
how do you justify spending money on it?
got absolutely nothing lads
got no friends
I hate films
I hate video games
No family
Everyday Is just spent driving myself insane with lonesomeness
>>29253403
I only buy 2 to 3 a year.
They're very high quality and nice to look at.
>>29253409
Once Poleaboo is comfortable to go outside while dressed, we could have each other
>>29253403
When I was in sixth form I used to get 30quid EMA every week. Back then the exchange rate was unreal, like 1gbp to 200yen so I could get a new figure every 2 or 3 weeks.
>Poleaboo has lost 3lbs since Ramadan started
It's probably all water weight but it still feels great
>>29253409
>got no friends
>I hate films
>I hate video games
>No family
What do you do with your days then, sit and stare at the wall feeling sorry for yourself?
>>29253494
When are you going to model your pantyhose for our?
>>29253409
You sound like a fucking waste of space jesus christ get a grip lade
>>29253503
I wrote poetry and read books.
>>29251308
Co-op guy. Bruv. What are you doing. We told you even talking to her is illegal as grooming.
I really hope you're making it up. But I doubt you are cos the continued posts.
You're an idiot mate. Posting here about it too. You're going to jail mate.
Shame. Fly to close to the sun and get burnt
>>29253520
After Ramadan most likely, would still need to get the house to myself though
>>29253619
It's not illegal to talk to her unless his intention is sexual, it isn't. Kissing isn't regarded as sexual in the law, only things involving his penis or her vagina are.
>>29253564
>jesus christ get a grip
not him but fuck you, what does that even mean. how can one even make oneself like things and be happy.
its only 3:21 and im ready for bed. what the fucking fuck
>>29253655
you'll get a second wind around 6:00
>>29253691
>>29253655
when you grow up you will learn how to use 24hr clock
>>29253691
I normally go for a nap because theres fuck all I can do in this state.
I don't understand why this is tho.
Who here /goes to shop in pyjamas/? Just popped down to Saino's and the look of shock on normie's faces was priceless.
>>29253723
why? can you not work out what time I was talking about unless I specified the am or pm?
>>29253723
haha wind your neck in you autistic fanny
>just watch your speed now, you're almost at the speed limit
>ease foot off pedal
>speed plummets
>massive queue off cars builds up behind me
>come on now build up your speed
>>29253733
always pop down to the corner shop in my jammies
>>29253786
>getting told which way you're turning as you're approaching the junction at 30mph and don't have enough time to bring it down to a reasonable speed
>orders being shouted at you and you can't concentrate on what you're supposed to do first
I think I'd be a better driver on my own desu
what happened to lorde?
>>29253851
don't know but I pray for her failure because I despise successful people of a similar age to me
Fucks sake lads
>Get a phone call from my girlfriend
>She says she just got out of a stressful meeting at work
>She asks me if I want her to pick anything up from the shop on her way home
>I offer to cook her favourite dish
>She seems delighted
>I tell her we need a few ingredients
>Her mood changes and she becomes exasperated
>She says "You mean you want me to do the whole shopping?"
>I tell her we need literally 4 ingredients
>She seems incredibly pissed off, huffs and puffs and then hangs up on me
What the fuck is the point lads? Trust me, you're missing nothing. A relationship just means constant aggro, absolute fucking bullshit.
>>29254024
>Get a phone call from my girlfriend
why are you here?
>>29254024
>Fucks sake lads
>>Get a phone call from jammer
>>he says he just got out of a stressful meeting at work
>>He asks me if I know chipmunks in debt
>>I offer to diss him
>>he seems delighted
>>I tell him we need a few mandem
>>His mood changes and he becomes annoying
>>he says "You mean you want me to do the whole diss?"
>>I tell her we need literally 4 mandem
>>he seems incredibly pissed off, huffs and puffs and then hangs up on me
>What the fuck is the point lads? Trust me, you're missing nothing. A career in grime just means constant aggro, absolute fucking bullshit.
Went to Tottenham and filmed the music video anyway, just took my dog.
>>29254063
Just to chat and fuck around with like minded people, same as everyone else is here
>>29254076
fuck off bugzy, you got buried by fucking chipmunk
>>29254076
0 1 6 1, manny on the map
>>29254116
You'd have to be stupid to think that, they both did shit.
>>29254147
nah dickhead was the nail in the coffin for their little exchange
bugzy is a sad act for bringing it back up in his FITB and his new song
>>29249189
Fresh blood is fine, wait a few days and see what happens, when your shit is black from old blood then youre a gonner pal
why has watching films upside down never caught on?
>>29254163
Dickhead was absolute shit, chips word play is fucking awful. He dissed bugzy for repeating himself then rhymed Tottenham with Tottenham 7 times and Dickhead with Dickhead 10 times.
That said, bugzy was clearly upset by the disses making it look like chip was winning as he was still acting unaffected.
They'd both get buried by any good artist though.
>>29254190
they do in australia
>>29254234
>they do in australia
good point
>>29254215
true enough
swear sends are so dead these days
Poleaboo hit rank 5 on Hearthstone
This is LITERALLY a robots dream - to see the downfall of civilisation.
If you don't vote leave you are a normie colostomy bag.
>>29243745
"Late night waifu post" at 1625
I am the loser 30 year old who has never had a girlfriend in my life.
Do you think Dignitas would take me as a patient?
>>29254431
He actually said 'western political civilisation' which is probably code for globalism. Also
>implying the west is not already falling apart
>>29254445
No, you need to be terminally ill or have a permanent physical disability.
>>29254277
I liked scruffizers diss to ghetts, even though ghetts is on of the goat imo
Also shotty horrohs sends are always good, though he's not grime. And cadell and izzie have a lot of potential
>sign up for JSA
>appointment last thursday
>do it
>everything she says is condescending
>she keeps talking about how neither of us want me to be on JSA
>know this will be hell forever
>>29254441
Which ones your waifu lad?
Inb4 name that won't mean shit to me
I think 67 are overrated
It's hilarious how everyone is scared of em
VOTE BREXIT
133
>mfw Brexit loses by a landslide
I'd rather not give the conseratives/ukip more power in the nu-UK.
I like my SNP, they pay my bedroom tax and I don't pay any tax for being self-employed.
>>29254523
It's Rei Ayanami from the popular series Neon Genesis Evangelion
>don't have job
>"when are you going to get a job you lazy shit!?"
>get job
>"well done son we're so proud of you
>6 months later
>"when are you going to get a better job you lazy shit!?"
When does this ride end?
>>29254523
The one with the hair
https://youtu.be/L1HwwEhJORo
S M 1
Brap
>>29254634
oh the ugly one, shame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBz6y6ZrmD8
>>29254640
just quit your job and lock yourself in your room
>>29254640
when you move out and stop contact
>>29254721
You'd have said that regardless of which one she was, you can't ruse me m8 I'm on 2 u
My LinkedIn screen has just gone blue and it says I've got to install a 450GB update and then restart my browser. Anyone know why?
just bought this for some reason lads
>>29254982
It'll look good on your obese/skeleton body
>>29254982
it won't make you look like him
>>29254982
I have 2 tops like that i got from sainsburys for 7 quid each
>>29254982
>xxl.jpg
>>29254982
>XXL
FATTY BUM BUM
>>29255080
>>29255090
not him but its probably made in china crap that's 2 sizes to small, so you have to buy xl just to get normal uk size.
that's my guess anyway. not that you care for facts.
>>29255080
>>29255090
Don't bully him , bully me if you want I'm 6XL
>>29255122
Get a load of this extra extra large butthurt
>>29255136
I can't bully you anon, you're gonna die soon and I don't want that weighing down my conscience.
>>29255147
And it certainly will weigh heavily
>>29255122
>buy medium from the US
>it's literally 3 times as big
>now I have a tshirt with a cartoon Grimes on it that I can only use for sleeping
stupid fat yanks
>>29255169
Carlos get the fuck out.
I wear a size medium, any image you save from asos is called xxl look
not wearing 3 sizes to big so you look like a hoodrat who doesnt care
get good guys
>>29255205
Sure it is, anon. Do you want somemorecake?
>>29255272
better looking than you m8
Alright mates, I'm in a weird situation.
My best friend copied my porn folder off of my hard-drive clumsily and I have no idea what to do about it.
I know it couldn't have been a mistake, as the folder (while obviously named as such) was in a folder with my backed up personal files, and none of the folders or files other than the porn folder had evidence of being copied (the porn folder, but none of the other folders in the same place had a last modified stamp shortly before he passed me back my harddrive.)
Now, I am not freaking out because I have some niche fetishes that are pretty vanilla, but more because he copied my fucking porn folder that was tucked away.
>>29255281
Say that to my face m8 not online and see what happens
>>29255287
take it as a compliment, means you have good taste
Anyone know if fitbits are any good? Thinking of getting the Blaze for running, make it easier to control my music.
>tfw /britfeel/ is consistently the most active thread on r9k
very proud of what we've achieved lads
Been working out for three years, considering steroids now.
btw I wear a size small to show my biceps and pecs better.
>>29255318
I knew I had good taste, mate. I'm just confused as what I should be feeling right now. Don't get me wrong, there's some pride there, but then I'm also concerned about the whole privacy/creepy aspect of it.
>>29255287
Sharing is caring, mate.
>>29255315
post your fat face mr xl, dont try bullying me when im skinny built senpai
Literally just had an interviewer tell me that workign at Tesco is what swayed his decision to give thej ob to the other guy,and that I would probably have given me it if I hadj ust been unemploedy
absolutely furious. what kind of elitst snobbery is this? JP morgan by the way, junior analyst position, but despite being more than qualified (1st in pohysics) and intretested the fact that I have a working class job means I'm not suitable for them
>>29255395
Is English your first language?
133
>>29255395
>workign
>thej ob
>guy,and
>hadj ust
>unempleody
>elitst
>pohysics
>intretested
>>29255420
>>29255424
can't be fucked to go back and correct it
i just want to melt
>>29255395
Are you having a stroke lad?
>tfw A2 exams start tomorrow
>tfw done fuck all all year
>tfw going to fail everything
>tfw everyone thinks I'm "the smart one"
>>29255395
>1st in physics
>job at Tesco
What the fuck is wrong with the world
Although if you wrote your CV as badly as you wrote that post maybe thay's why they didn't take you on.
>>29255395
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/jun/15/poshness-tests-block-working-class-applicants-at-top-companies
>>29255439
Are you me? That describes my situation precisely.
Instead of revising , I've been shitposting here all day.
>>29255446
When I worked at Argos, one of the guys there had a masters degree in pure maths.
>>29255461
english caste system does it again
madman
>Lose a bunch of weight
>Happy because I'm not a fat fuck anymore
>Look in the mirror and notice that I have no arse and I'm still really fucking ugly
I fucking hate this lads, it's not fair.
>>29255439
It's funny how I compare my groups academic success to where we are in life now.
The one that got kicked out of sixth form for having weed is on 120k, just got married. Me with a degree is working for 600 quid a week at Tesco. The ones that did worse at uni are making more money, the one that dropped out of uni is making more than all of us who did.
It's mental.
>>29255518
Life is what you make it, I think you just need to be yourself more
>>29255585
>just bee urself :^)
Bugger off, mate.
>>29255350
>Been working out for three years
and still no gf more than likely; all that effort for nothing
>>29255513
Do squats and grow a beard to hide most of your face
>>29255599
Working out helps you get laid, it doesn't help your personality and why it makes women run away from you
>>29255605
I can only grow a neckbeard.
I literally used to look like the m'lady guy, minus fedora.
>>29255623
Become a DJ and wear a mask all the time
>>29255513
>weight as well
>still kind of chubby, have a belly but 6,1 163 pounds
>15 matches in tinder in 3 days
>One girl straight up just asked me to fuck her
Heh.....
>>29255518
>Me with a degree is working for 600 quid a week at Tesco.
That is really not so bad for a Mcjob. I bet they work you very hard for that.
>>29255678
Sorry that was a typo, that's per month.
I'd be laughing at 600 a week.
>>29255658
I'm not a big guy anymore so I can't wear a mask.
>>29255694
It really isn't worth getting out of bed for 150 pounds a week.
What is your degree in?
>>29255759
Physics, that was my post earlier in the thread. I'm still applying for jobs but I'm sure my name must be on a list or something because nothing gets past the first interview.
>30 years old and no gf ever
I'm off to Dignitas
>>29255759
>>29255678
I'm assuming you're a teenager because your knowledge of pay is fucking ludicrously retarded
>>29255439
>tfw everyone thinks I'm "the smart one"
me 2
tfw you're the only one who knows how full of shit you are
>>29255677
Post a pic of the girl that said she wanted to fuck you
>>29255798
You won't find one there m8
>>29255518
How old are you?
>600 a week at Tesco
You're obviously a store manager or something, that's probably why they didn't hire you.
>>29255854
600 a month
24
>>29253581
wanna post anything you've written?
>>29255888
How is a guy from your year making 120k? That's insane money even in the elite professions and tech for a 24 year old.
Watch out, he's a billy bullshitter.
>>29255954
He's not, I've seen his house and GTR.
He met a guy who basically handed him the job, something to do with cyber security consultation.
>>29255954
maybe as a former weed dealer he's scaling the high life of wholesale crime
>>29255789
I left uni with a civil engineering degree and it took me a while to get hired. Managed to get a 3 month intern by sending speculative cover letters with my resume which negated the interview process - I bombed out hard in the formal interviews I had - and that turned into a permanent job.
>>29255809
What is wrong with my observations? 150 pounds a week for any kind of job is slave labour. 600 pounds a week is more acceptable for a low ranked salaried worker.
>>29256018
>House and GTR
Never heard of debt? Unless you've seen his pay stubs he's bullshitting you.
>>29256042
Yep, you're a teenager.
>>29256042
>30k a year is acceptable
>>29256115
30k a year is good money for a single guy living alone anywhere outside of London
>>29256136
>he actually took that to mean I didn't think 30k is acceptable
vibrate anon here, got kicked out of my parents house because they felt like i wasnt doing enough to contribute (basically we had a deal where i would cook, do the dishes and the DIY), i had a week off from work to help paint the last of the house and pretty much as soon as i finished they asked me to leave.
anyone here ever been homeless? im living out of my car atm because in london suburbs and cant afford rent (only earn 16k) wondering whether to sell my car and buy a van instead.
>>29256195
>vibrate anon here
shut up
quick lads, pullover or zip up?
>>29256358
zip up for adults.
>>29256380
you sure?
The pullover looks more comfy
>>29256411
if youre a nigger sure. its getting it on and off that's the awkward bit. do you really want to be faffing about pulling shit over your head everytime you want to take it off
>when your mum asks you to do something by avoiding asking you it and saying something like
>I'd really like a cup of tea
>the lawn could do with mowing if you want to do it
i never do
>>29256432
Why would i take it off except to get in bed?
I only ask because when I buy a zip up one they are always look shit unzipped
>>29256452
when youre doing something and you get hot?
looks like you've already made up your mind
>>29256473
Nah I never wear just a t shirt me, even in summer, I just bought the zip up though one cause of the pockets. Only 16 quid
>>29256195
You really must have pushed them too far Vibrate Anon. Got a feeling you're not telling me the whole story.
>>29256435
When she's gone you'll regret being a cunt to her
>>29256657
only because she won't be around to do it herself and I actually will have to do it
>>29256678
>>29256678
kek
oceeee
>>29256657
To be fair to that Anon, if he's paying rent and contributing then she's taking the piss to demand cups of tea.
Fair enough that he should help with the garden, it's his house too, but "make me a cup of tea"? Fuck off.
Although if he's living rent free then yeah he's a cunt.
Ok so these are my new buys
>>29256715
no it's not even asking, if she asked it would be fine
it's
>I could really use a cup of tea
or something similar, not asking but a really unsubtle hint
so no, if she asks then yes, if she wants to play games and expect me to join in then no she can do it herself
>>29256042
So how does Tesco pay? Weekly, fortnightly,
by-fortnightly or monthly? Cause I'm getting around 100 a week with no overtime. How many hours are you doing? I'd imagine you're not in on Sunday.
>>29256748
4 weekly
Anyone else here cook?
I make a few things, just basic stuff like spaghetti Bolognese, chilli con carne, vegetable curry etc. Always from scratch though. Always looking for new recipies
>>29256738
Your mother raised you and is still looking after your pathetic self by keeping you at home and you won't flick a switch and pour some water into a cup for her? When you're on your own you're gonna cry for her and you're gonna realise what the real world is like
I'd happily help my mum with stuff but she never made my older brother do it so i refuse.
>>29256771
Made a belting Stag chili for dinner mate.
>>29256778
not the point
i'd do it if she was straight with me and asked
>>29256778
will he fuck, if its that easy she can do it for herself.
I dont make my mum tea cause every time I do it she is to fussy and goes and adds more milk or more tea so Im just like fucking do it yourself
>>29256729
I like the green one you will look like dexter
>>29256798
Yep, you've got a lot to learn in life you pathetic cunt
>>29256770
Hours? If I'm right you should be doing 20-21 not including breaks to make around 150. If you're fairly new pay is less per hour.
>>29256792
Ah yeah Chris sells that in his shop in the flat, I haven't bought it yet. Prefer to just ask him to get in fresh ingredients.
Why is this episode of /britfeel/ full of teens?
>>29256827
summer holiday lad
>>29256813
Yup 20, 4 a day 5 times a week, 6-10am.
At least I work in the back and don't have to deal with customers.
>>29256809
yeah I must have skipped the mind reading class at school you utter bel
>>29256838
I forgot that England has earlier holidays
Oh well my 4chan hiatus starts now.
>>29256814
What do you mean his shop in the flat?
>>29256877
My flatmate Chris, who is also my new boss, runs a little shop inside our flat. I'm not allowed to go out without a special reason for security purposes, but he runs a little shop in our flat so that I can buy what I need from the wages he pays me. In all honesty the prices are pretty good, similar to a normal corner shop.
>>29256843
Why would you work four hour shifts, does no other crappy job have anything better to offer?
>>29256729
oh i forget to mention its next day delivery
>>29256912
>I'm not allowed to go out without a special reason for security purposes
Mate, you can't just leave that there...
>>29256946
It's all I can get.
It's all a level 7 qualification will get these days.
>>29256912
kek
i remember
>>29256960
Basically Chris runs a business manufacturing audio cassette tapes for a specialist group of people. Nothing illegal about it, but secrecy is important, they contain personal info. His rule is that we keep things as secure as possible.
>>29256411
pullover 100%
ignore that other batty
>>29257044
too late now lad
>>29256729
>>29256411
Zip up. Pullovers are for children and are more difficult to get off in the first place.
>>29255080
>>29255090
>>29255272
Manlets who like tight clothes detected, go back to /fa/
>>29257120
baggy t shirts tight jackets mate
>>29257149
Retard alert
Oc
Very original
>>29257120
reminder that people who wear baggy clothes are literal subhuman scum
>30 year old no girlfriend ever loser here again
I had a thought lads to get me a girlfriend. I can help out at a kennel to help the puppers and doggos and meet girl this way. I think this could work what do you think? I like puppers and doggos
>>29257176
I think you are the retard little man
>>29254667
I thought it was a kinda funny sometimes
>>29257259
pretty sure shelters don't have a lot of employees - you would have to get pretty lucky to find someone eligible.
>>29257259
That won't work. If you want to meet a girl through work then work at a large supermarket, that should work. Lots of girls work there while studying.
>>29257259
Unlikely but worth a shot mate, got nothing to lose
Plus you can have fun with some dogbros
I'd do it
>>29257259
If you spend enough time handling dogs you will catch one or more of rabies, plague, Weil's disease, eczema or certain forms of anthrax.
>currently faster than an asperger-syndrome autist on 4f-mph
>didn't even take caffeine
I'm invincible. Kill yourselfs, depressed SSRIfags.
That fucking water resistant smartphone advert with the french babble song, I cant be the only person who ends up checking his phone when it comes on.
What did you lads think of the nigel farage and eddie izzard question time?
Please take poll.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476462
>>29257718
>take some antidepressants
>feel the same but my dick doesn't work
:/
>>29257892
because you aren't depressed, you're just a bored manchild who wants to take drugs. so you have the option to
a) take real drugs (methamphetamine, cocaine, LSD, ...)
b) take nothing
but SSRIs will not help you. you are not depressed.
>>29257872
I want all pakis out except poleaboo. I like him
>>29258049
Monica loves you too!
*blows kiss*
*giggles*
Holy shit poleaboos got a trip now that he uses on int
Monica !!90pdPVpQip/
>>29258045
I suppose all my self harm, suicidal ideation, social isolation and balled up crying was just a lark then?
>>29258145
lol that has nothing to do with depression. you are just throwing a tantrum like a girl/child. you manchild. you have strong feelings. hence are not depressed. fucking faggot.
>>29257892
>:/
Maybe you're depressed because you're the sort of person who uses emoticons on 4chan
who /ramadan/ here?
>tfw 1 and a half hours until my fast opens
>>29258137
It's temporary
>>60749296
lads no
>>29258241
Get out Paki
>>29258164
Throwing a tantrum about what?
Fucking retard.
>>29258171
Anon if you want to flirt with me just skip the smug posting and let's get down to it ;)
>>29258241
monica is
she cant wait until eid, she is glad though that she can limit her calories in a day
>>29258267
forgot how to cross boards, its a rat having its willy cut off
lads no, its so cute as well
>>29258302
>she is glad though that she can limit her calories in a day
lost 3 pounds
168 now
It's probably all/mostly water weight
>>29258293
>Throwing a tantrum about what?
about being a manchild/not being a normie or whatever the fuck. or maybe you have some sort of other disease, maybe klinefelter's syndrome which made your brain like that of a woman so you are behaving like one.
>Anon if you want to flirt with me just skip the smug posting and let's get down to it ;)
cringiest post of the day.
>>29258364
The irony in this post is fucking unreal
>>29258474
Iron helps us play
>>29258474
lol no there is no irony, your feminine manchild ass is probably just assuming/implying things.
Poleaboo loves how slimy Coronation Street depicts the police
They know how the world works on the streets
>>29251299
>mfw roach
>moving to Sheffield next month
Also ironically my birthday is on 23rd. Hope you guys leave the EU
>>29258535
Can't you fucks stay in London with the rest of your species?
Leave the North alone
need my bp entered :c
>>29258559
But the north is /comfy/
>>29258364
That other poster's not me, silly.
I've been hobbled socially, academically and personally for 4 years by depression now and have struggled to get medical professionals to put me on SSRIs, you don't know what the feck you're talking about.
And I'm sorry my joke triggered you.lol not rlly :P
>>29258517
Any more buzzwords you want to throw out mate?
Not one original thought runs through your mind, pathetic
>>29258628
yet the SSRIs did not help :)
>my joke triggered you
what joke? i am looking down on you like normalshits look on this entire board and it makes me feel fucking good WHILE I'M GOIN FAST TO DEEZ NIGGATUNES SOUTHSIDE IM IN DAT BITCH
>>29258631
>>29258631
>Not one original thought runs through your mind, pathetic *TIPS FEDORA*
yes, but tons of dopamine and adrenaline do right now
FEELS GOOD
why has god cursed me with a fat body?
>>29258529
Yep, the courts are corrupt, glad somebody had the balls to say it.
>>29258529
fuck off "muh streets" normie.
manned up and went to the shop, now i am back home with some items and watching my favourite film
>>29258718
Write in to some ITV food documentary and blame everyone else for you being fat. That's all the rage these days
>>29251733
More pics of amphibs pls
>>29258814
Whats the film?
>>29251733
They're pretty shit creatures tbf
don't know what i did to deserve this. i have always been and felt different. i am living hell. think about getting a school girl gf by waiting outside school at closing time. why me
>>29258969
Don't forget to do it in a 20 year old fiesta with neon lights and a stereo system that costs more than the car
>>29258867
>Donnie Darko
>>29258891
So cute and comfy though
>>29258862
got no more, have this
>>29258672
>yet the SSRIs did not help :)
I've only been taking them for two weeks, Dr Shit4Brainz
> WHILE I'M GOIN FAST TO DEEZ NIGGATUNES SOUTHSIDE IM IN DAT BITCH
Okay, lad. Next time just tell me up front you're taking the piss.
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Gunna watch watchmen and play some stellaris while drinking a frijj and having some cadburys and wearing my new hoodie
who else /comfyasfuck/ here?
>>29243745
Waifu posted
My Birthday is coming up and nobody is coming
Just me and my parents
some massive argument going on on faceook so im just gonna lurk that, whats everyone else gonna do?
>>29259585
I'm wearing a nappy and a cat kigurumi whilst eating a sandwich and watching some anime
/comfyasfuck/
>>29259754
post nappy
>>29259754
>Nappy
Oh bloody hell, not a diaperfag
>>29259754
>>29259855
>it (You)'d my post
I feel dirty. is it contagious?
seriously what do you do during sex other than pushing your willy in and out
seems like it would be awkward just to do that for 5-10 mins
do you laugh and joke and stuff
does anyone else's happiness change based on others'?
for example: I got the results for some essays back today and did very well, it doesn't matter at this point but they're good enough that my tutor is recommending them for publishing. So I was really happy, messaged my mate to see what he got and he wasn't happy with his grade, he got lower than me (but still a high grade) and it immediately made me giddy with happiness. I think it's because he's chad tier with a beautiful gf so it's pure jealousy but I was wondering if anyone else here is like that
Wilson
This gorgeous 5 year old silver tabby is just adorable, he will seek you out for attention and is very friendly. Wilson loves nothing better than to be sat with you getting petted. He is getting on well with the other cats and dog at his foster home. We feel he will make a welcome addition to any family.
Call () for more info
Rspca facebook page just uploaded this, the liars.
>>29259855
Don't knock it
Being dressed up in animal pyjamas makes it extra extra /snug
>>29259998
sometimes the laughing and joking is the best bit
>>29256778
seirous go FUCK yourself you worthless sack if digshit FUCKING CUBT BAG YOU HAVE NO DIRA WHI THE FUCK YOURE TALKIBG AVIUT FUCKFACE. FLICKING A SWUTCH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITJ JT
Just had the most revolting shit, literally gagged as it came out, smells like a dead animal in the entire flat now
>>29260105
w-what do you joke and laugh about?
>>29256912
topkek
Do you meet the cassette quotas?
>>29260094
Wld fug
>>29260162
The size of your dick
>>29260191
Well it's just my first week so it's not so strict yet. Chris did pay me my 35 quid for the week, so I assume I'm alright.
>>29260159
Fucks sake lad I hate it when that happens.
Any idea what you ate that caused it? Or was it just a wildcard?
>tfw 5'9
>tfw 8 stone 11
can any of you wannabe skellys beat my high score?
>>29260451
wow.
so rude. so so rude.
>>29260566
Poleaboo is jelly
Bit taller but weigh 12.2 stone
trying to lose some during Ramadan
Aiming for around 120lbs
>>29260498
total wildcard m80, no idea why
Any /oxbridge/ bros here?
>>29260732
>uni
Fuck off normie
>>29260732
I was at Balliol mate. Graduated 2008 though.
>>29260760
How sad and deluded are you? The concept of a "normie" doesn't exist, it's all in your head, get the fuck off your fat arse and go do something with your life, instead of segregating yourself from society like a faggot
>>29260797
Balliol here lad! A few weeks ago a lad got caught having a wank in the chapel, place is going to shit
>>29260566
5'9
I was 8.5 stone at my lightest 2 years ago
I'm now 11.5 stone, aiming for 12/13
Head over to /fit/ if you want advice. They saved me
Watching new top gear.
its like 5th gear, I don't know or care who half of these people are.
>>29260801
>it's all in your head
>everyone on this board has used it as an insult at some point
please explain
>>29261039
now they got niggers on it... skipping that shit.
>>29261030
yeah, i probably will do - but can you sum up what you did? does it just come down to eating more?
i feel like I eat enough but my skelliness would indicate otherwise
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10460330
Cheers to all the lads who showed up for last week's delayed movie night. The new poll is now open for horror week, get your votes in before midnight wednesday!
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10460330
>>29261087
I started eating more and then a few moment after that I started hitting the gym
I used to think I ate loads, then I started calorie counting and realised I ate fuck all. I felt like shit at first eating till I felt sick, then being full by the time it was time to eat again. It's definitely easier than I made it though as I made retarded meals at first
Basically you just want a shit load more carbs. More pasta, bread etc etc. Weight gainer shakes are great as they're like 1500 calories and easy to just down without making you full
Poleaboo is growing his hair out but needs to learn more about haircare
Apparently, you're supposed to get it cut while you're growing it
>>29261094
Poleaboo deeply regrets not attending last movie night, compeltely forgot
Such a shame, love Scary Movie 3
>>29261094
a bunch of circle jerkers who bully anyone new, no thanks
>>29261147
I genuinely don't understand people who struggle to eat 2000 calories a day. What do you eat normally? Just chicken salad for every meal?
>>29261065
It's not an insult, it's the truth. That's the problem with a lot of the people on this board - there's actually not that much wrong with them, but they've deluded themselves into thinking life is shit, every aspect of themselves is shit, and that nothings ever going to improve. All of these things are imaginary, including the concepts of normies, roasties, robots etc. There is no such thing as being weird or an outsider - if you think you are one of those things, it's your own fault - not the universes.
The people on this board live in a deluded fantasy world of depression and nihilism. And they're too cowardly to do something about it - too deluded to think that things will and can get better.
>>29243745
whyfoo
>tfw up for work at 5am and won't be back until at least 9pm because I'm getting an hours train for some devils lettuce after work
>>29261173
I now eat 3500/4000 a day as I cycle a lot and I'm still gaining
But yeah I ate very few carbs and left a lot of my meals unfinished. Now I eat loads of pasta/eggs/meat and dairy and clean every plate
plus high calorie snacks like peanut butter bagels and salami and cheese sour breads etc
>>29261094
>They Live
Good taste tbqh
I'm so depressed it feels like my chest is collapsing in on itself
>>29261094
i always wanna try this but forget its going on and miss it
plus you'd probably all hate me tbqh
>>29260732
Cambridgefag reporting in.
Wish I could go back, I live in Slough now.
>>29261277
its absolute shit mate dont wast your time. I went for the first time onsaturday and they all asked for a password change so I couldnt come even though I hadnt said a single thing yet.
They want it to be the same 6 people every week yet still post it here
>>29261385
nigii pls go
>>29261385
No, we want anyone to come, but you came with the intent of causing trouble. If you watch the movie, and join in the conversation, that's fine, but you were actively disruptive.
>>29261385
Agreed. It was bullshit. 5 betas all orbiting one woman like they would DIE if they didn't fuck her. It was a pitiful display, and of course there is enough competition already so they don't want new people.
how much do you spend on food a day?
testing if I'm as tight as I think I am
got a 2.1 lads
not sure what the point was desu
>>29261583
> all orbiting one woman
Why do they have to ruin fucking everything
>>29261746
Good news anon, you don't even need a degree to get a pretty awesome job.
>>29261638
Usually about a tenner.
>>29261511
What did I do then you fucking idiot?
I was quiet as fuck until you all kept telling me to leave cause the name jack sounds like jacket
>>29261958
wagie? spending over 2-3 quid seems insane to me
>>29262001
Tough to eat much fresh fruit and beef if you only spend that.
And yeah I earn about 40k a year as a studio technician.
>>29261638
On average perhaps 5-6 GBP, but that is buying lunch from the canteen at work for 3 GBP per day, other than that I just have a Tesco ready meal which are 2 quid each, and a bowl of cereal.
you lads seen the latest brexit polls? time to be-LEAVE?
>>29261509
actually im nigii
knew people would miss me and impersonate me when I left
>>29262001
>>29262054
I spent 6quid on a burrito for lunch today alone
>>29262112
I really hope it doesn't happen lad. Europe is the only thing holding us back from the tories crushing us. Plus it's comfy always being able to move to another country in Europe incase it gets too bad here.
>>29262151
>6 good boy points for a burrito
Literal food cuck
>>29262158
>>29262112
exactly this mate. why jump through all ian duncan smith's hoops to claim a pittance when you can move to germany and get 23,000 eurobucks a year in bennies, no questions asked?
fuck brexit t b h
>>29262158
>the tories crushing us
What does this mean. Also maybe Labour would have a chance if they weren't being complete and utter ideologically driven retards right now and judged the national mood a bit better.
>>29262158
fuck you this is about refugees, if we don't leave we're dead via immigration
>>29262112
Brexit now fuck mama merkel
>>29262230
Doubt it will make that much of a difference mate.
>Poleaboo is fantasising about going to hair salon to get a trim
>having some banter with the female hairdresser
>don't let on that I'm trans
>we meet again in the street once I'm further along my transition
>she says she knew I was really girl
>we become friends
>she then seduces me
>she becomes my gf and supports me through HRT and SRS
>>29262274
did we have a say or a vote when we started taking them in in the first place?
>>29262207
>What does this mean?
Lowering bennies, making them harder to get, taking away workers rights, privatising the NHS.
>Maybe Labour would have a chance
Labour have no chance. It will be Tories for the next 20 years at least. That's why I like Europe because at least they can hold the Tories back a bit.
>>29262291
What difference does it make? This country has been full of Pakis since before I was born. A lot of them are scum but most of them are harmless. Just like every ethnic group. Refugees are the same.
if we leave theresa may will see your waifu and jail her
>>29262281
Sounds like normal paki behaviour
>>29262379
>A lot of them are scum but most of them are harmless. Just like every ethnic group. Refugees are the same.
>Refugees are the same.
Now we know you's trolling.
>>29262281
Sorry to be harsh Poleaboo but the chances of this coming true are very slim.
Here's how it would play out in real life.
>You go into the hair salon to get a trim
>The hairdresser awkwardly cuts your hair as you say nothing
>She sees you on the street dressed like a woman
>She crosses the street to avoid you
>>29262379
>but most of them are harmless
except for the ones who really aren't
do you even look at other areas of England? do you know what Rotheram was? Birmingham? East London?
fuck off troll
>>29262440
>except for the ones who really aren't
What about the white British guys who really aren't harmless? Ian Huntley? Mick Philpot?
>East London?
Lived there for years. Plenty of Pakis. Had no problems at all. Nice part of the world actually. There's posher bits of London but I like the bars around there.
>>29262481
lol just stop
why would i put on a vest i expect you to aim for the head
>>29262489
>Can't think of a response
Thanks for proving my theory that racists aren't usually very bright
>>29262425
>>Now we know you's trolling.
grow up kid
>>29262440
less than 1% of the paki population
>>29262481
>Lived there for years. Plenty of Pakis
Lived there for 10 years, barely see any pakis it depends where you live it's just blacks and based turkish (Ocakbasi == delish) where I am
>>29262533
>>29262541
is this meta?
>>29262533
Mate do you seriously think importing in hundreds of thousands of migrants unchecked is a good idea. Have you ever thought about the effects it will have on the environment housing and the NHS.
I have to get up in 6 hours.
>>29262431
yeah....you're probably right
but I can dream until reality catches up with me
>>29262552
Stokey/Dalston, right?
I was down Whitechapel.
>>29262583
>Hundreds of thousands
You mean 20,000 gradually over the course of the next four years?
>Housing
Main problem with housing is that they let rich Chinese and Arabs buy up the whole of Central London and the knock on effect pushes up the price of houses for everyone.
>>29262379
The EU is run by tories who are unelected and unaccountable.
Every erosion of rights and austerity measure that has taken place under the tories, in Greece, in Spain etc. - has been allowed and encouraged by the EU.
Why do you think they are holding back the tories?
>>29262672
There are load of workers rights that are in EU law. If we vote out then there's nothing stopping the tories from scrapping them.
>>29262646
Since when was I just talking about refugees?? We currently import over 300,000 thousand migrants each year not including illegals.
Rich Chinese and Arabs are nothing compared to hoards of people coming in.
Watch this
https://youtu.be/LPjzfGChGlE
>>29262706
Bullshit if that was to happen Unions would chimp out.
Also by being outside the E.U if Labour where to win they could actually put there plans into action without restrictions Corbyn and Old labour had always been against the E.U.
>>29262757
>Unions would chimp out.
In a Conservative majority Parliament, unions have no power. They could call a general strike but it would be easy for the tory media to turn the public against them, because taking away workers rights will be justified as a way to fix the economy, and a general strike will just fuck up the economy more.
>If Labour were to win
They won't mate. Labour is done, for a long time.
Someone make a new thread before everyone goes to sleep.
Is there anything better than tobacco lads?
>>29262820
Look at Heaths government in the 1970s he enjoyed media support and was strongly liked by large parts of the public yet the Unions destroyed him.
>>29252085
Only retards think trade would atop. In reality tariffs would be imposed if we were outside the EU. imported goods would become more expensive, lowering demand. Exporting would become more expensive, meaning our products aren't as competitive as other countries inside the UK, it would also make the UK less attractive as a manufacturing base.
>>29262913
sovereignty and democracy is more important than money
>>29262968
Easy to say that when you have nothing to lose mate.
Those of us who have jobs don't want to be in your shoes.
>>29263009
Except I actually have a job
I hope Britain didn't fight two world wars for this.
I want to live in a country not an ever closer super-state
>>29263051
Aren't you worried about losing your job when the economy tanks?
>>29263096
Switzerland and Denmark do just fine without the E.U.
Besides it's the media who keep going on about this so called economic crash that's going to happen but guess what half of the media are funded by the E.U seems a little fishy to me.
>>29263142
Denmark is in the EU you idiot.
Sorry mate you've just knocked yourself out of the argument by being an idiot. Can't even be bothered to reply to someone who makes basic errors like that, what's the point?
Poleaboo is listening to the Eurovision 2016 soundtrack again
>>29263203
>Denmark
Shit ment Norway yet my point still stands there are countries outside of the E.U who do faaaar better that we do.
>>29263246
>Poleaboo
>Euro
hmmmm
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