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If no one else can be bothered then I guess I'll do it edition
In for late night waifus. Might as well post yours lads
>>29243622
>earlier
>has a reply
>night time image
okay I think this thread is the right one
Spent all my dole on Magic cards, won't even arrive for two weeks.
>>29244219
Aye I was waiting to see which thread would win out.
Is that Magic the Gathering? Seems like a bit of a waste if it's all your dole money but if you enjoy it then why not
>>29244413
I say "all my dole", but it's just my luxury money, 40 quid
>>29243745
late night waifu posted
>>29243745
I just want tocuddle
AHHHHHHHHH WHY DO I LEAVE EVERYTHING TO THE LAST MINUTE EVERY TIME
Have to catch a bus for a flight at 7:30, need to pack and clean the entire flat and clear out some more stuff before then. Another sleepless night...I had weeks to do this and now I've got a few hours. I fucking hate myself for doing this every time, I never learn and nothing ever changes. Suicide pact when tbqh
>>29245795
>tfw when no qt britfeel lad to cuddle with
>>29245083
E M A
I S
S M E L L Y
>work in 35 minutes
>hungover to fuck
Just kill me
>>29243745
I want to die. I've fucked everything up.
>had anal fissure
>been clear for months
>go to toilet
>loud fart
>fresh blood on bottom of TP
i'm panicking lads
>Monday morning already
Don't get a job lads. Stay on bennies as long as you can.
>>29250306
>been working since Friday
This is my Thursday m8
Going to ALDIs to get some shopping.
Any suggestions for snacks etc?
When is Deontay Wilder going to get a big fight?
Dude's undefeated and 36 fights with 35 KO's
>>29250378
putting on some coffee before I leave, so please chip in anyone with ideas
>>29250378
Fruit, lots of fruit and some assorted nuts.
>>29250746
what I really want is bombay mix, but they never have any in
>have to call gym back to book a time for a tour and staff meet before getting a membership
hate making phone calls and im scared
>>29250546
I normally go Lidl sorry mate. My suggestions will be useless.
Anyone else procrastinating?
Louis here.
My dad has come up with an unusual method to get me out of my room, and he's got a friend of his involved.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07qeItaNDOe
>>29250891
absolutely creasing
I am starting to look forward to these
>>29250845
Yes, lad. Took the day off to study, been up since 9 and I haven't done shit.
>tfw no Lauren gf
Why is life so unfair lads? :'(
>>29250913
I always wonder how many people here are procrastinating, and how many literally have all of their time free to go on 4Chan.
I don't think I have ever once been on here when I wasn't procrastinating something more important.
>>29250891
lol fucking hell lad
Not all wasps sting but you still call in the exterminator when you find a nest.
>charged 59.99 for an office subscription I cancelled months ago
EPIC
I fucking hate speaking to customer service over the phone, this ought to be fun.
>>29250982
Just keep screaming MANAGER until they throw money at you.
>>29250982
Should have cancelled the sub mate.
>>29250982
>not manually cancelling your direct debit
the best thing about a terrible credit rating is that no one ever chases up your debt
I got a free phone and 6 months of service without paying a penny
>>29250931
Pretty much, mate. I'm only on here for these threads & when I'm dodging something I really should be doing.
>>29243745
existence is boring
>mfw the homosex slaughter in Orlando has boosted Brexit support
>>29251088
LGBT has always supported leaving the EU.
>>29251088
I always said that we needed a terrorist attack in the run up to the vote if we're going to leave. I didn't forsee it happening in the US but still.
>>29251088
Maybe but for full effect i would have preferred it to happen in europe or even here. Here is hoping another happening before 23rd june!
Are you happy /Britfeel/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeI0-9MX4XE
>>29251195
nah u
>>29251195
>you will never be a 14 year old girl who thinks she has depression, flicking your bean to this song
I really like seeing all the English flags everywhere cos St George's Cross was literally and unironically used in the crusades. Thats where it comes from.
But then I look at England and we let the fucking Saracens win. We're dangling our heraldic flag while taking the Muslims up the arse. The fuck happened, Britain?
>>29251088
How Would it boost support for Brexit? are people stupid, how the fuck do they think leaving the EU will make them safer from Muslim terrorists.
The guy was born in the US not an immigrant, the London 7/7 bombers were also born in the UK
There are millions of them here already, and we will probably import even more if we leave the EU.
>>29251244
It will mean 97 million Turkroaches can't move here on a whim and ensure that we have at least two borders between us and fucking Syria.
Lads I got raped when I was a kid. Here's what happened.
>I was eight
>My mum drove me to a strange house. A man answered the door. My mum said that it's her friend Mr. Reynolds.
>They both took me inside and down into his cellar. It was bare except for two chairs and a table. Mr. Reynolds was wearing a dressing gown.
>My mum told me to strip off my clothes. I was used to being naked around her and her friends, so I did as I was told.
>Mr. Reynolds took me over to him and sat me on his lap. He started playing with my privates.
>He said "I love you very much Anon, and I am going to show you how much I love you."
>I had heard people on the playground talk about gayness and bum sex, so I had an idea of what was about to happen.
>I got scared and ran over to my mum and begged her to stop this
>She said "Stop crying like a baby Anon. It's going to happen and there's nothing you can do about it."
>Mr. Reynolds grabbed me and bent me over the table. He raped me and I screamed. I saw my Mum watching and doing nothing.
>Afterward my Mum drove me home. She asked me how I felt. I told her I felt very bad and it hurt.
>She said "Well, it made me feel very good inside."
Thankfully both her and Reynolds are dead now.
>>29251244
Why not leave and then deport every Muslim to Sweden? If it's good enough for Israel, it's certainly good enough for Britannia.
>>29251268
Turkey are never going to join the EU
Enjoying my qt 14 year old gf very much (I'm 26.
>tfw kissing her on my work break when she's feeling a bit down, grab her ass and carress it too
>text"that really turned me on you know babe"
>See other again few days later make out, start touching her butt once again
>she's sat on top of me but really leans into me hard while kissing me, and I'm squeezing her ass hard like she can't get enough of me.
>love how she is taking control as I'm just sat there
>fucking diamonds
>text"this day couldn't of got any better baby"
feelsgoodman.
>>29251308
i'm happy for you lad
keep the updates coming
and ignore the bitter swines while you're at it
>>29251308
Why leave written evidence?
You better hope her mum doesn't look at her phone otherwise you are going to jail.
>>29251329
That's only if you straight up have something along the lines of sex, making out is fine. But yeah thanks, I do have to be a little careful.
>>29251363
From the texts it sounds like you had sex.
I am sure it would all be cleared up in the end, but in the meantime you'd be arrested and your reputation would be ruined. The law might be ok with kissing but everyone in your town will still think you are a creep and a pedo even though it's legal.
>>29251375
Guess I'll have to make a new rule for her to delete any messages that are sexual lol. She will understand anyway. I really tried not to like her because of the age gap, but she gave me a love letter while I was in work (work down the local shop) and she was so cute and nervous etc, how could I not fall for that.
>>29251403
>she was so cute and nervous etc, how could I not fall for that.
Be sure to explain it like that to her dad and her uncles when they come to kick the shit out of you.
>>29251420
That's just an overused meme at this point and never happens. Besides she doesn't see her dad nor most of her family, it's just her older sister and brother, both of which I get along fine with.
>>29251472
>it's just her older sister and brother, both of which I get along fine with.
They know you are in a romantic relationship with her and they are cool with that?
>>29244219
its not night time its just cos its grey and muggy
>>29251103
no they don't, they liberal as fuck
>>29251493
Her sis yeah, her bro not so much, he's not threatening anyway. So no ass-kicking for me anon, just love from my loli-gf. Don't be jealous.
![Deadpool[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nvOKhX5.jpg "Deadpool[1].jpg")
>>29251272
I got bad news for you son, mr Reynolds is alive and well.
>>29251521
I'm not jealous mate. Obviously I'd love to get a bit of loli action as much as the next man, but I'd be too shit scared to enjoy it, so it's not a situation I am jealous of.
I just think your attitude is a bit naive. Word is going to spread about this, and you will get a kicking from someone. There's loads of guys out there who love to fight, and bashing a pedo is a good excuse.
Obviously if you've gone this far, you aren't going to stop now. But be careful. Make sure she doesn't tell her mates about it, don't be seen with her locally, etc.
>>29251308
Shit gimmick desu
>>29251557
We live in quite a small village, so most guys around here are beta as fuck. Also;
>pedo
Come on man, I am not that disgusting word. That's for people attracted to 7 year old. At the age of 14-15 some girls do start becoming attractive, and that's just what she is. She does look about 17 though, and I look about 18-19, so to others we look pretty normal together desu.
>>29251569
My girlfriend is a newborn baby and I'm 100 years old.
>>29251308
just gonna report this to da fbi
>>29251599
People will regard you as a pedo whether it's the case or not.
Also I grew up in quite a small village and there were chavs, your village must be much more posh than where I grew up.
How old is her older sister? It's hard for me to believe that a woman wouldn't be contemptuous about this. What about your family?
>>29251599
pedp pedo pedo pedo
u r a phaedo mate, we dont like dem
>>29243622
What is the template for the britfeel buildings?
>>29251623
16 or 17, and I don't get on much with my family either. That's kinda what we just spoke out in the beginning, I understand what she's going through and she likes she has someone to speak to etc. My mum tried giving me shit and some 'advice', even though because of mum/dad split up and all the drama that was shitty for me so I basically told her to stfu, and the fact they have an 11 year age gap.
spider with fucking pincers just came in
>>29251694
Fuck off seriously
Fucking hate pedos
>>29251694
Why are you comfortable with having a reputation as someone who is so pathetic he has to convince a child to go out with him because no one closer to his own age will?
I really want some of them, should I get one?
>>29251714
She isn't a 'child'. And I didn't convince nothing, I just asked her out one time outside of work and asked for her age, found out then basically said 'damn' and went on my way. She then initiated twice on me. Besides, most girls in their 20s are used up whores. It's not my job to pick up some leftovers when they never gave a fuck about me before.
>>29251760
She's 14 years old. Of course she's a child. She can't even legally buy a scratch card!
>>29251760
well shes not an adult
>>29251670
not sure if im understanding your question correctly.
Theyre mostly build from scratch.
pulled some brick texture from here, window from there, roof from somewhere else.
the takeaway was originally this building.
>>29251785
And that's why legally I ain't doing nothing wrong, so it's all good. She knows to keep it on the low till she's 16.
>>29251818
>She knows to keep it on the low till she's 16.
>You now remember how much of an idiot you were at 14
There's no way she keeps quiet about it to everyone for two years.
>>29251818
You are so naive and you have so much hubris that I can't wait to see your downfall.
Could go a lot of ways
1) She gets bored of you and dumps you for a lad at school.
2) She brags to her mates that she's with a 26 year old and teachers and parents get wind of it.
3) She's angry at you for something stupid and decides to tell the police you raped her
4) Your employer finds out and sacks you
5) Local group of guys from the pub find out and jump you
Etc. There are countless ways it can go wrong and no way it can go right.
You're a dumb fuck mate. Looking forward to hearing about you getting shat on. Not because I think you've done anything wrong, just because you have such a daft naive confidence that it will all be fine when anyone who understands the real world knows that it 100% obviously won't be fine eventually.
>>29251733
want one of what? If you really want it get it
overwatch is fucking shit lads
>raining outside
>nice and cozy in my room
>got a bacon sandwich next to me with a cuppa
>playing Animal Crossing New Leaf
nothing comfier
Anyone else /exams/ here?
I'm going to fail lads and I don't know what to do with my life. Do I become NEET?
>>29251866
or it could just be we continue as we are for 2 years and she moves in with me or something, then no one can say anything. She's like a full on robot, never had anything nice in her life, she's gone through a lot of shit and drama and she loves that I listen to her and understand. In this case I wouldn't say I'm naive, it's not like she just some random basic bitch I'm trying to get with but it could go wrong because she's a basic bitch.
Do you lads ever remember the moment you wake up? I just seem to kind of eventally realise my eyes are open. Except for if some loud noise wakes me up like this morning when my neighbour decided to chainsaw his tree down at 6am
Also if I set an alarm I will wake up 5 minutes before the alarm goes off without fail. Like I have a subconscious phobia of hearing that alarm go off or something
>>29251930
>16 year old moves in with 28 year old
>No one would say anything
You are living in a fantasy land mate.
You just think she's so special and different because she's still emotionally a child. You are an adult and your brain is pretty much done, you're not going to change that much. She is going to grow up and change a lot and drift away from you.
>>29251930
>same bait
>different day
enjoy your (you)s
>it's another pathetic NEET fantasises about noncing a farmer's 14 year old daughter edition
FUck sake lads
>>29251958
That just sounds like you have anxiety, where you think up the worst scenario in any and every case. You know it's very common for couples to have like, a 10 year age gap or something. In fact or the best and longest marriages I know of is because of that.
You know the more partners a women has the less likely she is to have a long lasting relationship? It's like biologically, men go for younger women to be their first and then it turns into a lasting relationship.
Timmy James Byrne
https://www.youtube.com/user/MrTimmyUk/videos
https://www.fb.com/tim.byrne.505/photos?pnref=lhc
https://www.instagram.com/timmysongs/
https://twitter.com/timmyuk/
>>29250762
every corner shop does Bombay Mix lad
>>29250891
>no potato croquettes reference
SHIT
I'm concerned about the EU referendum. I'm not sure how to vote, for a start I don't even know what the economic impact might be...
>>29252049
Let me help you. You see, the EU and the UK are intrinsically tied, beyond simply being just an economic union. In fact around 3.5 million British jobs are directly linked to British membership of the European Union's single market, that's about 10% of jobs!
Then you have to consider that around 50% of our exports are bought by the EU and that 75% of our exporters operate in the EU. The EU is also able to negotiate great trade deals with countries outside the EU, with clout that the UK simply doesn't have.
Leaving would mean an end to trade with the EU which would be disastrous. This alone should be enough to convince you to remain in the EU.
>>29252058
Thanks. It's certainly food for thought. I wouldn't even know how many of my friends or family could be affected. But what about the other issues such as the environment or immigration? There's a cute Danish girl in my class, would she need to return home?
>>29252018
>You know it's very common for couples to have like, a 10 year age gap or something.
Yeah but they don't meet when the girl is underage you fucking clown!
You are insanely naive if you don't think that being 26 and going out with a 14 year old isn't a highly risky activity. Not surprised you live in a small village, you've clearly lived a very sheltered life.
>>29252063
Worry not about the environment; the EU has a set of commonly agreed standards that help to maintain the quality of air, rivers and beaches. It also helps to keep CO2 emissions down and more efficient vehicles (this helps your fuel economy too!).
As for migration, this is one of the greatest benefits of the EU. You are free to live and work anywhere within the EU, in fact 1.4 million British people already do. Not to mention that your UK driving license is also valid - just remember to drive on the right side of the road.
If Britain does vote to leave then unfortunately your friend will lose her right to live in the UK and will, sadly, have to return.
>>29252072
Wow, it sounds as though the EU does a lot for us. There's no way we could achieve this on our own, I think I've made up my mind on the referendum now, especially considering Freja's situation - thanks!
>>29252058
>Leaving would mean an end to trade with the EU
Yeah because EU countries only trade with other members of the EU.
I'm sure those EU countries like Germany and France would fucking love to cut their noses off to spite their face.
Those countries simply cannot afford to cease trade with us, it would be absolutely retarded and cost them billions.
>>29252049
>>29252058
>>29252063
>>29252065
>>29252072
all this shilling is unbelievable
>>29252049
>>29252058
>>29252063
>>29252072
>>29252082
samefag
remain shill
>>29252082
Don't mention it. Remember that we've been in the EU for over 30 years and that we simply couldn't survive outside it, we'd end up like isolationist Japan if we left.
>>29252065
Elvis met his girl when she was 14 and he married her at 18 bro. Now don't give me some shit like "but that was back then!" like it was a thousand years ago.
And even if it doesn't work out, then whatever. We still haven't done anything wrong.
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who genuinely believe that all trade will immediately stop with the EU if we leave
Wew, David Cameron sure got his money's worth with his propoganda campaign.
>islam
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-36516006
>>29252101
You're not Elvis mate. You're a 26 year old virgin who works in a corner shop in the middle of nowhere.
>>29252101
yes and elvis was a known paedo, we know he had a predilection for young adolescent girls
just because other people have done this doesn't mean it's fine
>tfw family has become aware of my alcoholism
>>29252065
>they don't meet when the girl is underage
How sheltered are YOU? Ever heard of couples knowing each other "since school"? How about a "highschool romance"?
An age gap of 10ish years between older man and younger girl is pretty much the staple of human society, and widely acceptable.
Girls like older men, get over it.
not voting desu
>>29252142
If you've got a 10 years age gap then how can you have a high school romance? You're not even in high school at the same time.
Usually when couples know each other "since school" it doesn't mean one of them was doing their A-Levels and the other one was still learning to read.
>>29252113
lol I'm not a virgin. And yes I am pretty much in the middle of nowhere, but once we're out (assuming we're still together) then people simply won't care, and the only ones that would do are simple low class women that like to gossip, but I couldn't give a shit what they think in the first place.
>yfw >>29251308 reveals he is a paki
how will you react then hmmm
also pic related, 32 year old man with 15 year old girl
>>29252157
>People simply won't care
>About a paedo in the village
Lol you are living on a cloud mate, must be nice up there.
>>29252167
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
tfw no loli gf
>>29243745
Note to self: never drink again.
>have my second A2 exam tomorrow
>mfw my Grandma just died
Fuck everything, /r9k/. Fuck everything so goddamn much.
>pay council tax in Aberdeen
>call up HMRC and get dad a new tax credits form
>find a job
>NU-TRAXX meeting in 2 days
>driving lesson in 3 days
>fasting for the next 3/4 weeks
>no time to dressup
>only rank 6 on Hearthstone
>no contact with solicitor with less than 3 months to go until a possible trial
Poleaboo has a lot weighing down his mind
He is suffering and no one can hear him screaming
>>29252190
>finding a teen girl attractive doesn't make someone a paedo, if they were below the age of 10 then you'd have a point.
>>29252210
It's a free A*.
>>29252210
Sorry about your grandma anon.
Which exam do you have? I have a business exam which I will almost certainly fail.
>>29251894
one of those mudkip salamanders
>>29252210
I used to visit my granddad with mommy every week Saturday , one day he died and i did not feel anything at all, when i went to his funeral i helped carry the coffin, people were crying and looked upset, however i did not feel a thing and was bored, i lack empathy , am i human? Damn i suck.
>>29252230
I don't care about grades right now, anon.
>>29252234
Yep, business. Not even an enjoyable exam on top of it.
>tfw ordered these and some lube
who /sissyfaggot/ here :(
>>29252223
I'm not calling you a paedo mate.
I am just saying that you will be perceived as one by the people in your village and they will definitely care about it. To them, the girl might as well be 10.
>>29252247
>only 7 inches
>>29252247
Poleaboo hopes you have fun though he never enjoyed anal penetration
>>29252267
This pretty much
say hi to the lynch mob for me.
>>29252267
>well developed tits and arse
>pedo
You are jealous.
>>29252247
You should put a chocolate log right up your bum bum.
Right up ya bum bum, bamamamambamam
got the house to myself for the entire week
what should I do?
>>29252291
Like I say mate I don't think you are a peado.
It's the people in your village who will think that. You clearly have no idea how hysterical people are about paedophilia.
>>29252313
Watch animewithout headphones
>>29252313
Watch anime without headphones on
>>29252313
fix the table
>>29252329
you copying me boy
>>29252313
watch anime without headphones but open the window and have the volume just loud enough for people to know that you're watching japanese cartoons
>>29252358
I thought of it first .
my uncle came at 9 and I never know what to say to him so I am just pretending to be asleep but its now half 1 and he is still here
>>29252325
That wasn't my reply, but I know man, which is why we are keeping it on the low, which is actually really easy considering there are loads of fields out here where we meet each other, no one sees us.And if they do, we look normal as I look young for my age and she looks a bit older. And if she sees anyone she does know, then we revert to 'just friends' mode.
>>29252379
first the worst
second the best
>>29252391
>26 year old man being friends with a 14 year old child
This is still creepy and people will be disgusted.
>>29252394
kys
Hold this L
Fuck sake at these white boys commenting on grime videos
>normie friend has started regularly using "virgin" as an insult
guess i'd better cut all contact with him
>>29252412
wtf does that even mean m80
Shave that goddamned neckbeard off. I'm serious. Just get rid of it, it ain't cute bitch. Get some shaving cream and a good fucking razor. Don't use the same fucking one you shaved your balls with 4 years ago. Get a new, good one. The more money you spend, the better.
>>29251930
this post is the creepiest out of all of them
really just sounds like an adult male taking advantage of basically a child with no life experience because he can't relate to women his own age
grow up, because she will eventually and she'll see the power imbalance inherent in this relationship
>>29252427
I was once in a conversation with someone who kept using that as an insult about others. I just laughed and played along.
MIND GAMES
>>29243745
Posting
>>29252205
Note to self: get azulad drunk again
>>29252447
>insecure white girl detected who cant find a 'real man' to take her used up ass home
I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE FFS
>>29252447
That's exactly how everyone in his village will see it.
I honestly think this guy must be making it up. I can't believe I spent time today trying to convince some countryside villager that the people in his town won't be cool about him "being in a relationship with" a little girl.
Feels like I probably got trolled. No one could be that thick.
wanking lads :p
>>29252501
its so obvious shes just with him because of his money if its real. Girls dont find older boys attractive they find a boyfriend who can drive and has money attractive
>>29252451
If a called me a virgin I would probably sperg out though, making it obvious that I am in fact a virgin.
>>29252530
You're not missing out on much tbqh senpai
Hey lads, been away from /britfeel/ for a while - how're you soft cunts doing?
my updates:
>still no job
>still no gf
>finally got round to playing xcom though and it's pretty sweet
>>29252427
Wait, you're not actually a virgin are you?
>>29252616
y-yes... surely all you guys are virgins right?
>>29251272
is this a joke
origiaaa
If you could kill anyone in the world , who would it be?
>>29252632
sounds too grim to be a joke 2bh
>>29252636myself tbqh
>>29252241
feel the same way mate, after my dad died I just have no compassion. Didn't cry when my dogs died or my nan shortly after
very weird
>>29252645
this is /r9k/ and there's currently an actual nonce in the thread joking about his 14 y/o gf
nothing surprises me at this point
>>29252659
i think i would be sad when my parents died - but it's tough to imagine myself being too torn up about my grandparents.
I've always thought of them as old- as people who could potentially die soon, and basically everyone sees their grandparents die at some point.
>>29252632
>>29252671
Yes lad it's a joke. I made the whole thing up.
>>29252699
No you didn't I did, and I'd do it again.
>>29252722
Bullshit, I did.
I can even link the paedo story I stole the plot from.
>>29252699
>>29252722
>>29252741
all you be doing is linking my post mate seeing as I was the one that made it up
>>29252747
Nah bruv, search for the story Strings and Sacks by Sir Cum Sizemore.
>>29252747
>realise you fucked up by posting this online
>pretend you made it up
LOL
>>29252780
Are you Mr. Reynolds?
Can't believe sick fucks in here are joking about child rape and boasting about molesting a 14 year old, I don't remember britfeel being a fucking pedo haven.
>>29252936
hello, is it your first day?
Poleaboo just paid 318.13 quid in council tax after he was sussed out for not being a student during the time he lived in Aberdeen
Just seen the grimmest webm
uncle is still here, really need food and a piss
am i nonce if i gf a 16 year old?
i'm 24
>>29253020
yes
not legally but everyone will still think you're a fucking cunt
>Watch new fifa trailer
>Mfw my name is actually Alex Hunter
Looking forward to it
>>29253015
Piss in your uncles mouth and eat the chocolate log from his bum bum. Problems solved.
stuck between wanting to lose weight and really wanting a kebab
what do
>>29253036
shit, oh well
>>29253041
doxxed :)
>>29253047
Just get a chicken shish with salad, no bread. It's actually pretty healthy.
>>29253020
Of course not. Where do people get these ridiculous ideas?
When a female is 16 she's pretty much at her peak.
>>29253020
not legally, but think about it, when you were 16 would you be emotionally mature enough for a serious relationship with someone in their mid twenties? even if not paedo it's not a great idea
>>29251403
>works at a shop
>dating underage girl
confirmed for paki in rotherham
>>29253119
This is a stupid question to ask here.
None of these guys are experts in self-analysis. They are introverts, but they are not introspective. If they were, they wouldn't be here. They wouldn't be stuck in their grim little lives.
They don't have the emotional maturity for a serious relationship with someone in their mid twenties now, let alone when they were 16. They aren't qualified to answer the question.
I played for like 4 years american football, I was pretty good.
I'll move to the uk for uni, do you think that I'll be able to play rugby?
>>29253119
It's just sex, it's not moving in together.
>>29253172
Yeah but don't expect anyone to give you respect for it like they do in America.
>>29253172
nah m8
rugbys more physical
>>29253172
if your english is that bad you won't be going to uni in the uk
>>29253020
its legal but a stupid idea
>>29253188
nah thats not me at all.
i just had a break of like 2-3 years and i would like to get started with a teamsport again.
>>29253201
sorry lad
I'm not a native speaker but as a brit you should know that most unis have already sent their offers.
I'm gay and Muslim - Orlando shooter doesn't reflect my faith
>>29253261
If you are gay you are not a muslim even if you think you are.
>>29253261
>gay
>muslim
pick one
The shooter was Muslim, he followed the koran absolutely.
>>29253302
eh
plenty of people think of themselves as christians but don't follow the bible to the letter
also, i assume in some part it's a cultural identity, like heritage based on what you grew up with
>>29253261
You admitting you are gay now Poleaboo?
>>29253346
The Bible doesn't tell you to rape and murder unbelievers, unlike the koran.
Anyone here own figurines?
how do you justify spending money on it?
got absolutely nothing lads
got no friends
I hate films
I hate video games
No family
Everyday Is just spent driving myself insane with lonesomeness
>>29253403
I only buy 2 to 3 a year.
They're very high quality and nice to look at.
>>29253409
Once Poleaboo is comfortable to go outside while dressed, we could have each other
>>29253403
When I was in sixth form I used to get 30quid EMA every week. Back then the exchange rate was unreal, like 1gbp to 200yen so I could get a new figure every 2 or 3 weeks.
>Poleaboo has lost 3lbs since Ramadan started
It's probably all water weight but it still feels great
>>29253409
>got no friends
>I hate films
>I hate video games
>No family
What do you do with your days then, sit and stare at the wall feeling sorry for yourself?
>>29253494
When are you going to model your pantyhose for our?
>>29253409
You sound like a fucking waste of space jesus christ get a grip lade
>>29253503
I wrote poetry and read books.
>>29251308
Co-op guy. Bruv. What are you doing. We told you even talking to her is illegal as grooming.
I really hope you're making it up. But I doubt you are cos the continued posts.
You're an idiot mate. Posting here about it too. You're going to jail mate.
Shame. Fly to close to the sun and get burnt
>>29253520
After Ramadan most likely, would still need to get the house to myself though
>>29253619
It's not illegal to talk to her unless his intention is sexual, it isn't. Kissing isn't regarded as sexual in the law, only things involving his penis or her vagina are.
>>29253564
>jesus christ get a grip
not him but fuck you, what does that even mean. how can one even make oneself like things and be happy.
its only 3:21 and im ready for bed. what the fucking fuck
>>29253655
you'll get a second wind around 6:00
>>29253691
>>29253655
when you grow up you will learn how to use 24hr clock
>>29253691
I normally go for a nap because theres fuck all I can do in this state.
I don't understand why this is tho.
Who here /goes to shop in pyjamas/? Just popped down to Saino's and the look of shock on normie's faces was priceless.
>>29253723
why? can you not work out what time I was talking about unless I specified the am or pm?
>>29253723
haha wind your neck in you autistic fanny
>just watch your speed now, you're almost at the speed limit
>ease foot off pedal
>speed plummets
>massive queue off cars builds up behind me
>come on now build up your speed
>>29253733
always pop down to the corner shop in my jammies
>>29253786
>getting told which way you're turning as you're approaching the junction at 30mph and don't have enough time to bring it down to a reasonable speed
>orders being shouted at you and you can't concentrate on what you're supposed to do first
I think I'd be a better driver on my own desu
what happened to lorde?
>>29253851
don't know but I pray for her failure because I despise successful people of a similar age to me
Fucks sake lads
>Get a phone call from my girlfriend
>She says she just got out of a stressful meeting at work
>She asks me if I want her to pick anything up from the shop on her way home
>I offer to cook her favourite dish
>She seems delighted
>I tell her we need a few ingredients
>Her mood changes and she becomes exasperated
>She says "You mean you want me to do the whole shopping?"
>I tell her we need literally 4 ingredients
>She seems incredibly pissed off, huffs and puffs and then hangs up on me
What the fuck is the point lads? Trust me, you're missing nothing. A relationship just means constant aggro, absolute fucking bullshit.
>>29254024
>Get a phone call from my girlfriend
why are you here?
>>29254024
>Fucks sake lads
>>Get a phone call from jammer
>>he says he just got out of a stressful meeting at work
>>He asks me if I know chipmunks in debt
>>I offer to diss him
>>he seems delighted
>>I tell him we need a few mandem
>>His mood changes and he becomes annoying
>>he says "You mean you want me to do the whole diss?"
>>I tell her we need literally 4 mandem
>>he seems incredibly pissed off, huffs and puffs and then hangs up on me
>What the fuck is the point lads? Trust me, you're missing nothing. A career in grime just means constant aggro, absolute fucking bullshit.
Went to Tottenham and filmed the music video anyway, just took my dog.
>>29254063
Just to chat and fuck around with like minded people, same as everyone else is here
>>29254076
fuck off bugzy, you got buried by fucking chipmunk
>>29254076
0 1 6 1, manny on the map
>>29254116
You'd have to be stupid to think that, they both did shit.
>>29254147
nah dickhead was the nail in the coffin for their little exchange
bugzy is a sad act for bringing it back up in his FITB and his new song
>>29249189
Fresh blood is fine, wait a few days and see what happens, when your shit is black from old blood then youre a gonner pal
why has watching films upside down never caught on?
>>29254163
Dickhead was absolute shit, chips word play is fucking awful. He dissed bugzy for repeating himself then rhymed Tottenham with Tottenham 7 times and Dickhead with Dickhead 10 times.
That said, bugzy was clearly upset by the disses making it look like chip was winning as he was still acting unaffected.
They'd both get buried by any good artist though.
>>29254190
they do in australia
>>29254234
>they do in australia
good point
>>29254215
true enough
swear sends are so dead these days
Poleaboo hit rank 5 on Hearthstone
This is LITERALLY a robots dream - to see the downfall of civilisation.
If you don't vote leave you are a normie colostomy bag.
>>29243745
"Late night waifu post" at 1625
I am the loser 30 year old who has never had a girlfriend in my life.
Do you think Dignitas would take me as a patient?
>>29254431
He actually said 'western political civilisation' which is probably code for globalism. Also
>implying the west is not already falling apart
>>29254445
No, you need to be terminally ill or have a permanent physical disability.
>>29254277
I liked scruffizers diss to ghetts, even though ghetts is on of the goat imo
Also shotty horrohs sends are always good, though he's not grime. And cadell and izzie have a lot of potential
>sign up for JSA
>appointment last thursday
>do it
>everything she says is condescending
>she keeps talking about how neither of us want me to be on JSA
>know this will be hell forever
>>29254441
Which ones your waifu lad?
Inb4 name that won't mean shit to me
I think 67 are overrated
It's hilarious how everyone is scared of em
