>Post your personality type and your dream job
>INTJ
>Movie/Screenplay writer
>Cinematographer
>Music Writer
>Rally car/Circuit Driver
>Chef
>>29242918
>intj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI
>INTJ
>spy
>>29242939
I have not understood the roach meme. Are INTJs the roaches, or are they controlling the roaches?
>ISTP
>Soldier
>Mercenary
>le CIA big guy agent
>>29243351
They're roaches pretending to control the roaches.
>ISTP
>Neurosurgeon
>INFJ
>The President
Peace through force
>INTJ
>Spy/Assassin
INTP
>Guitarist
>Writer
>Some sort of manual laborer who doesn't have to talk to anyone
>ISTJ
>Comedian and/or writer
>ISTJ
> data scientist
>ISTP
>mechanic
>carpenter
>plumber
>sys admin
>owning a small business
>maybe a cushy government job pushing paper so i can laze around and leech off tax payer money for my salary
but what is most likely going to happen
>slaving away in a cubicle or stacking shelves until i kill myself
>INTJ
>The President
I just want control and power
>INTJ/ENTJ
Venture Capitalist
Investor
Businessman
CEO
Trader
Programmer as a hobby.
>INTJ
>Influential author
istp
cartoonist
editor
occult detective
mercenary
neet
>>29244352
you dropped some things
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>INTP
>Uniter of the African Nations, Emperor of Africa.
>Military General
ENFP
>writer
>editor
>businessman
>director
>music producer
>musician
>investor
>some kind of CEO
>journalist
>marketing manager
>>29242918
>INFP
>Concept artist
>INFP
>Writer
>Poet
>Screenwriter
>Book Critic
>Librarian
>INTP
>Literally any job slow paced and creativity intensive
>>29244421
I wish I was creative enough to be a concept artist. Or a performance artist.
>INTP
>no job
>>29242918
>ISTP
>Accountant
>Spy
>Hitman
>Pilot
>Watchmaker
>International Arms Dealer
>ISTJ
>forensic pathologist
For a bunch of NEET fucks, you guys really do shoot for the stars. Can't even talk to people and talking about being spies and "investors". How the fuck is being an investor a "job"? Fucking ridiculous.
>>29244718
Maybe we're NEETs because there are no openings in our desired fields.
>>29244718
Being an investor means you take money and push it around gambling on businesses, and hoping you picked the right one that takes off. And if it does, that sweet profit comes rolling in.
INTP
Mathematician
>INTP
>Biochemical researcher/ Adam Lanza's wife
>>29244718
Bands is the dream nigga
>INTJ
>implying
INTP
Rich N.E.E.T
>>29242918
>ENFP
>Rapper
>Drill Seargeant
>Football Player
>Doctor
>ISFP
>Musician
>idk what else but woodworking and generally building things is fun
>>29242918
INFJ
>Zoologist/Ecologist
>Cultural Anthropologist
>Martial Arts Instructor
>Primitive Skills Expert
>Herbal Apothecary
>Exotic Merchant
>Weapon/Armorsmith
>Musician
>Actor/Director
>Spy/Scout
ISTP?
>Drug manufacturer
>Janitor
>>29245004
Janitor? Really lad? That's not very aspirational of you.
>INFP
>security guard with a graveyard shift at a museum
>librarian (night shift)
>bartender (in a slow bar with not many customers)
>radio host of a comfy radio station playing comfy music for truckers, NEETs and depressed wagecucks, and talk to them to brighten up their day
Am i shooting to low?
Bumperoni pizza, with mozilla cheese shreeded on top
INTP
I want the job that pays me all the money.
That will be the job. They will pay me all the money. I will be paid all of the money, all day.
As for what I will actually do, I will get paid.
>ISTP
>Linguist/Anthropologist
I want to teach part of the time and work in the field all the time. I want to write more books than papers. I want to work, not do experiments. I want to meet people, learn their language, document it, learn their culture, record their history.
INFP
>Musician and songwriter
>Poet
>video director/ animated movie creator
I use to write, draw and make amvs since I was a kid
>>29245622
Also
>Librarian
>Professor
>Archaeologist
>Computer Engineer
>>29245227
>security guard with a graveyard shift at a museum
You gotta have a few certs and be in with the hiring managers. They usually have a list of friends that they hire before you, then they hire from inside, then they hire from other companies. Especially museums, insurance and shit. Hard as fuck.
>librarian (night shift)
You're prepared to get an M.A in Library Science right? Oh, you didn't know you needed a degree for that shit? Fuck yeah you do.
>bartender (in a slow bar with not many customers)
obtainable, after some schooling. Yes you need to go to school for that
>radio host of a comfy radio station playing comfy music for truckers, NEETs and depressed wagecucks, and talk to them to brighten up their day
Not even people in the business who are currently hired believe they have jobs. Plus they don't hire unless you are over 40 and have already been in the industry for years. You could do a podcast like everyone else though, sound equipment is tough though especially decent shit but you can always rent or see if there is some local place you can do it. My library has some lying around.
>Am i shooting to low?
There's no low anymore anon. Everyone expects 100 percent of your effort for a dime.
>>29242918
>INTJ
>Job, I just want to live comfortably solely through my investments. Employment is only a means to an end.
>>29245688
T-thanks i guess...why the fuck do i have to be alive now
>>29242918
>ISTP
>conquistador
>>29244287
INTJ, same as you.
>INFP-T
>card shop owner/employee
>probably some other part time job on the side to have a decent income
Not a big dream job but something I'd love to do. I'm a Cardfighter(as in a player of the game Cardfight!! Vanguard) and a Wizard (Magic: The Gathering player. I'm a noob still cause my friend literally didn't teach me until Friday before Friday Night Magic after my boyfriend convinced him to but still) and I play against my friends and I play against other MTG players at my local card shop and I love the environment cause Its one I actually feel really calm in and I love the interaction and experience of it all.
>INTP
the only thing I want is to be a police officer, but the good kind of one.
>>29246028
Aren't INTPs typically conventional and hate all the rules and regulations?
That's the type I could least imagine as a successful police officer.
>ISTP
> idk working in a gun factory or something
>ENTP
Living like Diogenes. Preferably rural.
>>29242918
INFP
The meme personality
I don't have any dreams
INTP
Direcotr or Acotr
CANT DO EITHER TOO INSECURE FUCK. WASTED LIFE.
>INTJ
>Bioengineer
>Geneticist
>Any type of biological science job that lets me actively tinker
>>29242918
ENFP here motherfuckers
Choke on it
>>29246330
ENFP here, idk what you're bragging about honestly
>>29246347
>ENFP
It's easier to make friends, to be unique, and people don't hate you desu
>probably has some minor mental issue but who doesn't?
>>29246425
holy fuck I can relate a lot with what you just said
idk, it's like my behavior evokes a lot of sympathy from normies
Who here crypto-intp "enfp"?
Kindness engineering is basically mind control.
Dream job is to be the CEO of the company I work at or one like it.
>>29246425
yeah, people say it's very easy to do anything when you're an enfp, if you put your mind to it
problem is, idk what I really want lol
INTP
>forensic scientist
>special fx makeup artist
>baker
>ENFP
>Voice Actor
>Colorist
>Game Dev
>Film writer/director
>Musician of some sort
>>29244199
Are you me? Or am I you?
INFP
>race car driver
>professor (math/physics)
>musician in orchestra (clarinet/violin)
intj
chimney sweep
>>29242918
ISTP
>dream job
INFP
>concept artist/graphic designer
>Data entry person
>Web developer
>INFP
>animator/character design/comic book illustration
>just want to draw cartoons until I die desu
>>29246667
Not sure, maybe both.
What style of guitar do you play?
>>29246425
>people don't hate you
Kek
ENTP
>Executive
>CFO
>Film Producer/Director
>Stand up artist
>gangster
>>29242918
>ENFP
>Biochemist
>Neurophysiologist
>Astronaut
>>29242918
INTP
>actuary
>military officer
>actor (im actually really good but I know it's not possible to do because I'm ugly, short, and live in AR)
>>29248055
peter dinklage is ugly as fuck and a midget. Didn't stop him from winning an emmy
Or margo martindale, or steve Buscemi.
>>29248055
You can definitely be an actor; looks don't matter as much as you may think. The world is changing, and what we want now is authenticity, not the top 1% of human beauty in every role.
We need more actors like you.
>>29248083
I have no connections, live in the middle of nowhere.
Peter got famous because he was a literal midget and they needed midget actors.
Steve wasn't that bad at all when he was younger.
Margo is irrelevant because she is a woman.
>>29242918
INTP
reading books for a living/paying video games
doing nothing and getting money
>>29248114
>Margo is irrelevant because she is a woman.
Fuck you, anon.
>>29248114
Then get them? You won't get jackshit if you do fuck all to meet people
>but muh anxiety
anxiety fuck us all bad sure but literally the whole industry is built on anxiety ridden faglords.
>INTP
>CEO of Weapons manufacturer
>>29248144
The reason I know no one isn't because I have anxiety, it's because i live in the middle of nowhere and don't have a car
>INTp
>Dr.Manhattan
>>29248162
Good! Those are easily solvable problems with the magic of effort.
Can everyone agree that INTP is the best for robots? All you want to do is gather knowledge and do nothing for money, that sounds pretty rad.
>>29248203
absolutely. True robots tend to be INTP
INTP
Win the lottery and never have to work, ever.
>>29248203
INTP truly is the master race
>>29248203
>gather knowledge and do nothing for money,
What do you mean?
I have never made any money reading Wikipedia articles and watching documentaries.
intj/entj - I am definitely introverted in that I do not like being around people for extended amounts of time and need to recharge by myself, but I have the social skills/some of the quirks of an entj.
I don't know the answer. I am truly never satisfied unless I become very proficient at something/the best at it. So jobs/games/etc that are "easy" and have low-medium skill ceilings bore me. At the same time if something is too far out of my grasp or is unrealistic I'm instantly bored and put off by it.
I'm currently an art teacher (24) and I'm liking it a lot. Every day is different, and I like the interaction with my students. I'm at a great school but in a poor area, so my resources are less than I'd like and I'm limited by my setting.
>>29242918
INTJ
>Engineer
>Zoologist
>Mathematician
>>29242918
>INTP
>cavalry officer
>tfw actually autistic so can't join military.
>>29248270
>wants to take care of animals so he can fuck them
>wants to build cages for animals so he can fuck them
>wants to do math for zoo finances so he can continue to fuck them for this fiscal year
you make me sick.
>INTJ
>Rally car/Circuit Driver
>assassin
somebody is going to get BTFO by reality
>>29248305
The sad part you're spot on about the beastiality, but wrong about everything else, I just like design, and I love taking care of animals. Plus I've always been passionate about theoretical mathematics
>INTP
>Mathematician
>Statistician
>Computer Autist
>>29248203
>>29248211
>>29248220
Ever since I was little, I have always just wanted to do nothing and receive money. But more than money, I wanted to be intelligent, but not just intelligent, I wanted knowledge. Whenever I wished on a falling star, or blew out birthday candles, I would always wish for all of the knowledge in the world. This isn't the kind of wish like in fucking Indiana Jones where the russian/nazi lady wished to know everything just so she could rule the world, this is more passive than that. I just want to know everything. Not even use it for good or evil, maybe a little of each if I got bored. But I just want to know everything ever.
Side note: do any other intp's suffer form extreme anger issues? I have always gotten over emotional when confronted, usually leading to physical force being involved. I am not sure if it is normal, but I have always had a very acute sense of justice. When someone was being bullied, I would yell at them to stop, and sometimes I even got bullied as a result of that. But ever since I was a little kid, I have never let anyone mess with me or my friends. They could taunt me, scream at me, do whatever they wanted, but if they ever laid a hand on me, I would go berserk. Is this a normal INTP thing, or I am retarded?
ISFP
my secret dream is having a lab in the rain forest or maybe near the sea (of course with high speed internet) where i can just study the local fauna and flora all day.
it will never happen though, because these days its all about mrmes like teamwork and proteinbiochemistry/ genetics.
still studying biology for the shits of it.
>INFJ
>Middle school teacher
I'm not a pedo I swear
>>29242918
>INTP
>NEET
ISTP
I don't know. I have a lot of talent but I don't know where to put it. Nothing ever seems good enough for my effort. Kind of a blessing and a curse to see the flaws in my potential plans.
Business is a little too structured for my tastes. I can't handle working in a corporate environment it makes me want to jump off a cliff.
I basically want to do something wildly outside the normal that's pioneering. Society and it's rules is a buzz kill though.
>>29248360
INTP here, I've been angry once in my life, I barely experience extreme emotions.
>>29242918
>ENTP
>Journalist/Author
>ENTP
>Economist
>Pharmacist
>Politician
>>29246314
Literally me.
Orgoborgo
ISTJ
Ace Detective
>INTP
>Astronomer/Astrophysicist/Cosmologist
Any science having to do with space and I'll be content.
>>29242918
>INTJ
I want to be in a successful metal band
>INFJ
>Artist
>Normie
End my suffering
>INFP
>actor
>game dev
>writer
>painter
>corpse
>>29242918
INTJ who is also into racing
>Rally, Road, Time attack Driver
>MMA fighter (impossible very bad back and neck problems)
>Run a comfy bar, tavern or restaurant.
>>29249773
comfy bar
INFJ
>Human augmentation R&D
>Galactic colonialist/Alien diplomat
>Curator of a library of interactive VR memories and simulations
>Battlemage
How do I work towards careers that don't exist and will make me a laughing stock for admitting them seriously?
>INTP
> Game Designer
>Pro Wrestler
>INTP
>NEET
Feels good being successful and finally reaching your dream job after years of hard work.
I wish you guys the best (I don't actually because that would be me missing the vital step of giving a fuck) and hope that you can acknowledge this sentiment as something borne of your own idiocy, in reality and in my own sentiment there is an astronomical chance you will all end up failures and the very thought makes me want to giggle
roaches
>>29244345
INTJ, exact same.
>ISFP
>Writer
>Editor
>Truck driver
>Hotel caretaker during off-season
ENTJ
Too many things to count. I'm ridiculously ambitious, despite being a failure.
INTP
Concept artist/ author
>>29242918
>INFJ
(I think)
Do I have to get a job? If I could I'd go to university over and over and over and do as many degrees as possible.
If not, then
>Software Engineer
>Philosopher
>Police investigator
>Lawyer
>Persecutor
>Psychologist
>High up official in some modern dictatorship.
>>29242918
>INTJ
>Successful businessman
>Engineer, preferably electronics engineer or chemical engineer
>>29242918
>INFJ
>Movie director
>Gamedeveloper
>Famous politician or eventually president
INFJ
>Rapper
>Head Designer for Magic: The Gathering
>Tranny pornstar
>Journeyman of The Seekers for Truth and Penitence
>The Chosen Undead
>Professional poker player
>Supreme Leader
>INFP
>psychologist
>crywank
>intp
>astronaut
>astronomer
>astrophysicist
>aerospace engineering
>end up as translator/English tutor
Kill me
>>29242918
>ISTJ
>actor
>politician
ISTP
Dont really have a dream job. Never went to university or tried to better myself. But maybe a Private Investigator/Cop/Merc?
I have nothing to hold me down where I am and nobody to hang on to
Im a janitor currently.
>INTJ
>Software Developer
>tfw I already have my dream job
Istp
Alot of the jobs said already for istp actually
I don't really have a dream job though
Maybe professional NEET
INTJ
>ux Designer
>also everything else about design (graphic design, layout, video, etc) but not without responsibilitis
>maybe Art Director or Creative Director
Also, if it wasn't too late, something entirely different but all I did was work towards that goal and I am 27 already
>>29252001
Woah, wait. ENTJ. Was reading another anon's post and wrote it down without thinking twice.
INFP
>scientific programmer
managed to get a cool maths prof to supervise my final year CS project which wound up getting run on a supercomputer so there is a non-zero chance this happening at least
>ISTP
>intergalactic cargo ship pilot
>>29242918
INFP
>radio host
>voice actor
>head of state
INTP
Software Developer
>>29242918
>ENFP
>Sys admin
>Military officer
>politician
>Surgeon
>Business manager/executive
sometimes I would get ENTJ, probably depends on the test or my mood
>>29242918
>INTJ-T
>free money
>god
>king of the world
>award winning writer
>work from home
>>29242918
>entp
>hitman/assassin
>spy
>detective
>ceo
>politician
>mob boss
>hacker
Eh I guess I could be a hacker since I'm already a programmer.....
>>29242918
INTP
working at MI6 in intelligence or in the field
>>29242918
i am very unsure on what to do with my life, and fear the future
>INFP
>Character/Creature Artist
>Neuroscientist
>>29246284
Don't down yourself. You probably like some kind of art like the rest of us.
>>29242918
>>29248681
based
reminder that neets run this board
How do I take this test?
How accurate is this bullshit?
You cunts won't move on from this meme, so I'm getting on board too. Move over.
>>29256416
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
This is the test
>INTP-T
I think I would appreciate a job that offers solitude and personal space, such as
>Radio operator in the middle of nowhere, like Alaska or Antarctica (HAM-licence)
>Lighthouse keeper
But alternatively
>Musician
>Historian
I'm really uncertain about this test. The questions required context. I would have answered differently if I had more info. Also, what constitutes the range between Yes and No. It's mostly just for fun I guess.
>>29246314
same desu anon
>>29256416
The test is worthless.
Read up on cognitive functions if you want to learn anything about MBTI
that is all.
