You find a genie bottle on the beach.
In it a shitty stoned genie who will grant you one mediocre wish. You are granted the choice of
A) 15k additional pretax income per year
B) one point higher in terms of facial aesthetics out of 10
C) an additional 1.5 inches in height
Which do you pick and why?
>>29241945
>A
Those other two are for impressing people, and I've already given up
stealing this cuz its funny
$1 billion cash or I piss in his bottle.
>>29241945
easily b
>>29241945
>A) 15k additional pretax income per year
NEET here.
15k would mean sick PC + games + masturbatory devices + hormones + panties every year.
>>29241945
A
I'm NEET, and it'd be nice to have my own money
>>29241945
First option not even a choice.
I live with my parents so that would be more than enough for me.
That's more than I'm making at my job right now. I'd just quit and live off of that.
B. After Trump ruins our economy with his insane international trade ideas or Hillary fucks it through basic inflationary tax, $15k won't be worth much. At least a prettier face will make me smile every morning.
>>29242450
woah guys, watch out it's a really intelligent edgy liberal
>>29242450
What kind of autistic bullshit is this?
>>29243514
What kind of faggot comeback is this? It really is summer, isn't it?
