ITT ill pretend to be your gf
C-can we just cuddle for now?
wanna have some anal
>>29241892
Of course darling, today is cuddle day. How are your things going?
>>29241854
How large is your penis and how hard you're going to shove it in my asshole.
love you btw bby.
W-Would yousuck on my wee wee until it shoots out the white stuff?
>>29241925
It's the weekend so it's light. Sucks that it's sunday, but I have you so it's a good day.
>>29241921
Im not into it sorry
>>29241943
Dont have one.
>>29242004
Tomorrow you can start again, deary. With a new attitude.
>>29241963
Yesss but later i dont feel like doing it now sorry.
>>29241854
Can you fix me dinner and give me sex.
Can weplay videogamestogether?
>>29241854
Can you hold me and tell me everything will work out alright?
>>29242345
You know? Im kinda bad at cooking but ill try my best.
I tend to make everything very salty.
>>29242358
Sure, which one?
>>29242364
Darling, things will be alright. Every problem fades with enough attitude and time. Im here for you.
>>29242387
We can just skip to the sex bby.
I'm honestly not trying to lewd post, but is 6 inches okay? It seems so small.
>>29242457
Dear, you shouldnt worry that much. Six inches is average, and to be honest i kinda dont care. As long as you support me and dont betray me sex will be irrelevant.
>>29242321
I don't care if you're into anal or not we are going to do it anyway
>>29242505
Sounds like you're just saying it doesn't matter if I can please a woman as long as I can support her financially.
This breaks the man. I always see this shit. 6 inches is just not good enough.
>>29242518
Your bitch better give you anal
>>29242518
Why are you being so pushy? I dont want anal. Im not doing it. If you want it so much, go with another girl but then you wont be seeing me ever again.
Or better, lets do anal, okay, but then allow me to cut you with a knife since thats my fetish.
>>29242528
Its enough, is just im not interested in sex. And yes that includes sex with "chads". So i really dont care.
>>29241854
How was your day today?
Baby what do you think about Tyrone that just moved in next door?
>>29241854
I have a nasty fever, can we cuddle a bit in bed while listening to my mgtows videos? I made cheesecake that's cooling in the fridge. If you want dinner you are going to make it yourself
Hey bb. I love how (color of your eyes) your eyes are. Come gimme a kiss
>>29242612
You're not a very courteous and loving gf, just disregarding a man's self esteem about his benis entirely just to tell him you don't care about sex. I guess it's realistic, though, since women don't give a shit how the man feels.
Thanks for the simulation, I'm going to go fap to my waifu.
>>29242618
Pretty fun, its cold in here but i went out for a chat with a friend. She told me a girl know from my college is a lesbian. I kinda knew it because another friend told me she saw her on tinder.
And now im home and in bed and im just too sleepy. And you?
>>29242621
No much darling, i havent met him yet.
How can you pretend to be something I'll never have?
>>29242641
Who cares? If she doesn't want sex as long as she is willing to get you off and be a loving gf then its perfect, lots of women can't enjoy sex for phisical reasons, hell I would rather date one of them since there is no motive to cheat
>>29242678
What if I told you I really want you to fuck our new black neighborg?
>>29242623
Sure thing, i love cheesecake.
Also yesterday i tried white choco latte and it was just too good.
We can eat ramen or something.
Chicken.
>>29242636
Brown?
Nice
Like.
Who digs brown eyes
Smooooch
>>29242681
By pretending.
>>29242641
Afff. Okay, im sorry darling. But what kind of response do you want? I already told you your size is okay. Just trust me and be at ease.
>>29242579
Depends where you want to do the cut
that might turn me even more on
i love you so much. please stay. please. please don't go. please.
>>29242725
I dont think im into it, sorry.
>>29242678
Tired as well, trying to sleep while thinking of you so maybe I can at least hold you in my dreams
>>29242765
Can I fuck him tho?
>>29242744
>>29242707
I'm not saying you have to be super into it, but that kind of thing matters a lot to a guy. That's their manhood, their masculinity. I just think you should show some more positivity and enthusiasm at least to prove you actually mean what you're saying. It just sounds like you don't actually care and are just saying stuff to get him to shut up about his insecurities and concerns.
>>29242749
Chest, belly, ears, cheeks, maybe sewing the skin and stuff.
>>29242770
Thats so lovey.
Even if it is for an instant, remember ill always be here for you.
I love you.
>>29242750
Im not leaving anywhere. Im here. I want to make you feel better.
I want to participate in this thread, but I'm afraid roleplaying with an anonymous user who is most likely a male will take the last of my dignity.
Honey, have you talked much to Jamal from across the street?
I just noticed that our son looks a lot like him the other day.
>>29242816
But it bothers me that you wont believe me. I really dont care. And if i dont care, why do YOU care? It feels like you dont give a shit about what i tell you.
Or are you planning on leaving me eventually?
I know i suck at sex, sorry. But i shouldnt apologize. I was sincere. And that should be enough for you.
Tell me you want my spunk or I'm gonna hit you, big bitch.
>>29242803
Hmm, no. Sorry.
>>29242839
Im actually a girl, but i wont prove it so do whatever you want.
>>29242853
I dont think i want kids anon.
Funny tho.
>>29242839
It's okay senpai. You're still alright by me.
>>29242870
>if I don't care, why do YOU care?
I forgot, even my deepest insecurities are all about you, and as soon as something is not of your concern, it should not matter to me and I should no longer feel it or think about it.
>I know I suck at sex
This is not a sex thing. I do not care about sex either. There is a difference between insecurity about your penis and sex.
>>29242820
As long and they're superficial cuts and nothing too deep, you can cut and sew me as much as you want
now spread that little asshole open
>>29242914
How so? Are you afraid you dont pee far enough? How is not a sex thing?
Darling.
>>29242870
>And if i don't care, why do YOU care?
This girlfriend simulator is eerily realistic in its self centeredness.
>>29242905
I'm not joking, our son looks just like Jamal, why is that?
hey darling, do you want to go to the market tomorrow?
haha I love you so much, I hope we spend the rest of our lives together :)
>>29242820
What did I do to deserve you? I just wanna touch you, kiss you and tell you you're beautiful every day.
>>29242952
Now you're just belittling it instead of actually taking the time to lovingly understand.
I'm breaking up with you, you're a useless roastie.
>>29242905
What if he fucks me and you laugh and call me a sissy?
Can reply to this message with some inane problem that you want to tell/complain to me about?
>>29242820
i don't believe you. and why the fuck are you talking to ALL these other dudes? how many fucking black guys did you fuck in the past week? how many closets did you take an STInjection in before you came over you fucking piece of garbage trash? I swear when I kill myself you are going with me, and if you tell anyone, I will take your parents and your dog and your best friend and I will make your filthy whore passage from this garbage shit cunt world excruciatingly painful and they will never find your di
I love you. Please, please don't go. I love you.
>>29242942
Oookay.
Ill enjoy sweet vengeance.
>>29242959
Sure!
And i also hope to share my life with you. As long as you are with me ill never feel lonely.
>>29242980
Okay. You are too whiny.
>>29242964
It was just destined to be anon. I dont need reasons for loving you. Im just okay knowing you are alright, with me.
Where do you wanna eat tonight?
For the hundredth time we both know what I'll do if you refuse to make this decision and try to force it on me.
I told you to tell me you want my spunk *slaps you* *teleports behind you* *spunks*
It's almost 9:00 and there's not the cloud in the sky. How about driving out into the country and looking at the stars? If you, make some sandwiches, I'll find some blankets and flashlights.
>>29241854
Why do you want to pretend to be a girlfriend?
>>29242992
Everything seems dull. My friends, my family everything. I think i had overcome way too many things. Now im just comfortable with everything and as such, nothing has meaning.
I want to experience love, but i cant. No matter how many guys i date, i dont love them. Thats why im playing this game. I love you my dear.
>>29243035
Dont worry, darling, you cant kill me. And as long as you are alive, ill be here for you. So please, just live with me. I love you.
I am going to fight a self proclaimed hailed god giant on the likes of pharaoh and persian kings.
Wish them luck.
>>29243049
Of course I'm alright with you. You're everything I've ever wanted
>>29243142
>No matter how many guys i date, i dont love them.
I KNEW YOU WERE A ROASTIE DARLING
ROASTIES OUT REEEEEEEE
>>29243067
Lmao okay.
Lets eat mexican.
Hope you can stand spicy food.
>>29243125
Oh, my stargazer.
Sure.
But isnt it kinda cliche for the girl to be making sandwiches?.
>>29243092
What.
>>29243139
To feel love. I do this on omegle all the time but it always ends badly.
>>29243142
>I want to experience love, but i cant. No matter how many guys i date, i dont love them. Thats why im playing this game. I love you my dear.
You are really bad at this role playing thing. Why on earth would you tell your bf this?
Just quit 0/10
>>29243192
>What.
You heard me darling *teleports in front of you* *teleports behind you* *teleports around you 360 degrees* *spunks in pants*
Tell me you think I'm a big boy or else!
>>29243192
How does one get love from random strangers?
>>29243177
Well i never had sex with them. Is just natural to have dates if you arent ugly as a girl.
>>29243204
Because i expect my bf to understand me and because i love him.
Sorry, i know im bad.
>>29243231
Oooh.
Okay?
You are a big boy.
Like that?
>>29243204
Methinks this was meta
>>29243192
That sounds nice, I wish I would run into someone like you on omegle. All I ever find is other guys like me.
>>29243260
Im good at convincing myself. I once literally cried because my omegle bf cut chat with me. Its emotionally draining but it helps me.
>>29243274
>You are a big boy.
>Like that?
Yeah!!! That's a good girl... heh heh... i guess you're not so new to this...
that's okay... because... neither am I !!!!!!
*teleports inside of you*
*stimulates your entire vagina and clit from inside*
*you cum 5 times at once making you quiver*
psshhh, I've done better...
*teleports outside of you*
*teleports back inside of you*
*spunk myself again*
heh... quicker than usual...
speed's... speed's on our side darling...
tell me you want the cotch, now!
>>29243192
Yeah maybe, but sandwiches are easy and portable. Man has been eating sandwiches on outdoor trips for decades. If you want something else, that's fine. I can just make myself a quick sandwich.
Make sure to dress warm too, it cools down out there after dark.
Thanks for coming with me, it means a lot that you're willing to just lay out there together.
>>29243299
Convincing yourself, huh. This can't be healthy.
>>29243192
>To feel love. I do this on omegle all the time but it always ends badly.
So what, you just try to push some kind of formulaic conversation to fake intimacy with?Me too. I like asking girls questions about how they think about things. Kind of like I'm doing now.
How do they end badly?
>>29243356
I enjoy the cold a lot, through i tend to get sick quite easily.
Anyways, id love to go somewhere with you. Just traveling by ourselves, together, and doing fun stuff.
Illegal fun stuff.
Love you my dear. Do you love me?
>>29243330
I dont think this is working between us.
>>29243290
Oh thanks my dear.
I use it like once a month.
But i kinda dont want to do it again because last time i gave my fb and the guy got obsessed.
>>29243372
Something like that yes! A little.
Idk. Most guys dont respect that the relationship will end as soon as i leave and they try to force themselves in my life. Its very stressful.
Are you also bad at loving?
>>29243426
>I dont think this is working between us.
heh...
me either
SLAG!
I didn't want it to work
*teleports inside your father*
*rapes him from inside, he passes away*
*teleports inside your mother*
*shut off her heartbeat*
*teleport inside you*
tell me again hun... this isn't working out, huh?
what other loved ones have you got?
*teleports inside them*
tell me you love me and we're getting married or...
well... heh, let's just say, or else...
>>29243426
Sure, once a month? I use it pretty rarely too, only when I feel lonely. Yeah that obsession kinda comes with the territory, people on here are desperate for any kind of love. Especially internet relationships since those are easier to maintain.
>>29243494
And easier to end lmao
Anyways, dear, i think ill go for dinner now.
Ill eat pasta.
Veeery yummy.
Brb, love ya
>>29243467
>Are you also bad at loving?
I wouldn't know.
Why do relationships have to be temporary as long as they're not invasive?
>>29243524
Its ok I dont need love. Youre interesting.
>>29243524
Are you coming back?
>>29243562
Because...
Well im not sure. I think i have less of a risk like that. If the relationship drags for too long, it will turn invasive. I just want to feel a little and be done.
>>29243577
Oh, sorry. And, thanks? I think im pretty average.
Boiling water.
>>29243609
Well fuck, now that I read the entire post I guess that's what brb means.
who /dumb/ here
>>29243642
No need to apologize I would say its more of a lack of feeling on my part. Most decent people think they are average so you have that going for you.
>>29243642
>If the relationship drags for too long, it will turn invasive.
I guess you have a lot of experience doing this?
>I just want to feel a little and be done.
I can't really relate. Even if it was never going to get serious losing contact with someone I liked feels like a lost opportunity to me.
>>29243648
Lmao dont worry darling.
Ill be back after eating. Sorry for leaving.
>>29243426
>Anyways, id love to go somewhere with you. Just traveling by ourselves, together, and doing fun stuff.
Yes, that's all I want. I just want you and I to go places together and be happy.
Of course I love you. You shouldn't go one minute wondering if I love you or not, because I do, and that's not going to change.
>>29243726
Yup, i have done this a lot.
Really? I think is sad but
Its for the better
A real long term relationship with me would end in a break up so im kinda helping others by helping myself.
Is just what i think.
>>29243799
>A real long term relationship with me would end in a break up so im kinda helping others by helping myself.
I don't even mean the faux relationship thing. Just losing someone I want to talk to. Don't find too many of them.
>>29243761
Would you kill for me?
Would you die for me?
Im asking seriously.
>>29243828
Oh but, in my experience, most if not every guy i met like this wanted the relationship. So it wouldnt work and i dont take risks.
But i think i get you. Is just, do people bore you? Most people are interesting to talk with.
Well kinda.
Pls comfort me about being a manlet. >tfw 173cm
>>29243892
>Would you kill for me?
>Would you die for me?
Yes, if I was put in those situations. Ideally, I want us both to be alive.
>>29243892
>But i think i get you. Is just, do people bore you?
Honestly yes. A lot of them want to talk about people or events instead of ideas and don't really want to put the effort into thinking about things very deeply.
And then on the flip side I really like to try to understand things fully so I do ask a lot of questions and talk about a lot of theories or whatever. And a lot of people get worn out by it.
>>29243956
173 is not manlet at all darling
You are okay like that, dont worry.
SUPPORTIVE GF VIBES.
>>29244051
Talking about ideas all the time tires people, yeah. Ideas lack
Eh
Substance. Sorry im kinda dumb actually but i do enjoy thinking about those things. But most guys deep inside dont dig romantically a girl into it in my experience so i prefer to avoid those subjects.
>>29244001
I dont want you to die for me, darling.
I want you to live.
Tell me more about you, please.
>>29244051
people neither have the time or interest I guess, idk. I can understand that frustration(if you want to call it that) I think.
>>29244120
>Sorry im kinda dumb actually
are you in college or anything?
>But most guys deep inside dont dig romantically a girl into it in my experience so i prefer to avoid those subjects.
Do you actually have an example of a topic you wanted to talk about that put a guy off you?
>>29244159
Even when they have the time and say they have the interest a lot of the time it seems like they don't have the patience or persistent curiosity. I'm actually autistic so maybe I just fixate on things more than normal people, idk.
>>29241854
>92 replies dear god I saw this thread when it first started up I thought it would die but bots always surprise me I guess
>>29244221
Im in college yeah
Hmm yes. About justice, i remember actually daring to tell my date about my views and he just looked at me as if i was crazy, and also about morals a guy once flat out told me he wanted to talk about less boring things.
I was okay with it tho, i agree it can be tedious and im not into philosophy that much. The point is that i think most guys are happy with a girl with smart banter and no deep arguments.
Not that im deep at all, i know.
>>29244051
I don't have that many personal stories to tell, so i get you.
I bet you'd be pretty interesting to talk to
this is hilarious. im just imagining a bunch of faggots behind their monitors acting out these comments
>>29244120
>Tell me more about you, please.
Well, there's not much to tell and I'm not really comfortable going on about myself. I'll give it a shot though.
I work as an electrician, I live by myself, and I like long drives, light outdoor stuff, and reading books. I'm not /lit/ core, but I like to read older stuff. I rely a lot on escapism to waste time.
I guess you could tell from my posts, but I want a relationship without social drama, jealousy, or distrust. I just want somebody to love and accept me the same way I love and accept them. That's pretty hard to find, though, and I wouldn't know where to start.
Is there anything specific you want to know? I could probably go into more detail if I had a topic.
>>29241854
Will this be your only thread?Please do this again some time, I don't want you to leave
>>29244328
What's your major?
Is that really something that you've found consistently? It sounds like they were just boring people to me. but i guess it's possible they were brilliant intellectuals and just wanted you to be quippy arm candy because you're a girl.
>>29244425
It's not even that I dislike stories or don't have anything to share, I just think it's boring if you're not connecting it back to some bigger idea.
>I bet you'd be pretty interesting to talk to
well thanks. opinion seems divided on that though. i get a fair number of people responding like op's date
>>29241854
eh... i'll play
Do you actually care about my thoughts and concerns or do you only give me any attention to begin with because you're smitten and attached with a certain idea of me in your head?
>>29244454
Ah, im not sure. Probably?
Or maybe ill do it again in a couple of days or something, i dont know.
I can love you here.
Do you love yourself anon?
Do you love your life?
L o v e
>>29244431
I enjoy reading too. And id enjoy outdoors but i get ill too easily.
>>29244535
What do you like to read? Would you read to me if I read to you?
>>29244535
I get somewhat frustrated whenever I see or hear myself and I wanna cry but I don't really deserve to. I should love my life but I don't at all. Please hold me
Also what's your zodiac sign thingy?
>>29244513
Major?
Im not sure what do you mean sorry.
Im studying law.
Oh yes, i did. Well i didnt try it so much since my dates ended up being boring pretty much always. But even with smart guys it happened.
>>29244518
Niiiiiiice question anon.
Since i dont know you, all i have is an idea. So even if my love were to be genuine, it would be loving an idea.
Are you okay with that? Its all i can offer.
>>29244590
Fantasy
I love the earthsea books.
I prefer doing the reading tho, and yes. What do YOU read, darling?
Uh, u-um... i-is my manbutt cute?
this has been a growing experience for both of us, i think. though i do feel bad betraying my first girl friend. i bought her on runescape back when party hats were still in the meta... before she left me two months later. but she'll be back. i know it. thanks for getting me ready. but this doesn't feel right. i'm just going to wait.
i'm just going to sit.
wait.
and die.
>>29244614
holding you my child
wait that sounded motherly
taurus
and you? do you believe in that?
you should always love life
>>29244683
sure
very
a lot
>>29244725
what
what
wait for what
dont wait
do stuff
runescape was dumb
goddamn runes
>>29244663
>Im not sure what do you mean sorry.
are you not from the us? i thought college majors were a universal thing
you said you weren't big on philosophy. so what kinds of things would you like to talk about if you didn't think it would chase guys off?
>>29244663
I like reading fiction I guess, mainly about life at sea (Two Years Before the Mast, Master and Commander, We the Drowned) or life in middle class Britain/Ireland (The Dubliners, Hard Times) I like escaping to the settings and time periods and just immersing myself in them.
>>29244801
I'm a pices, I don't really believe it too much but it's sorta fun to see how similar people are to their signs. Life makes me worry too much, about all the people who are unhappy. I wish everyone will find unimaginable happiness eventually. I hope you're decently happy currently I mean I think you might be?And I'm really glad it sounded motherly. It makes me feel safe
>>29244841
>Two Years Before the Mast
This isn't fiction, it's actually a memoir, but it's the first thing that came to mind when I thought "life at sea" just wanted to clear that up.
Alright, so do you even realize how big of a guy I am?
>>29244663
>Are you okay with that? Its all i can offer.
lol well your situation's completely different. Honestly I was projecting a situation I'm in with someone who has the benefit of having been in close contact with me for years.
>>29244810
im not from the usa yup
hmmm, im not sure
i dont really think that much about conversation subjects
is just something that flows
speaking about their problems is also fun but im bad at counseling
>>29244841
ooh i used to read sea books when i was a child
ended up liking actual romance books after my 18s
did you ever read kafka? or dovtoieski?
>>29244882
i agree, sometimes the simmilarities are too curious
why do you care about the rest?
people will always be unhappy
a thing like unimaginable happiness is not real
im happy tho
thanks anon
id wish you were happy as me
so that things would always be right
>>29245001
I dunno why I care. I just feel guilty about being comfy without doing anything to deserve it.
I'm going to sleep so goodnight gf anon!
thankyoufordoingthis
>>29245001
>did you ever read kafka? or dovtoieski?
Dostoyevsky? I read his popular stuff, Notes from the Underground, Brothers Karamazov, and The Idiot. I've never actually read any Kafka, but I've seen some shitty memes about his prose if that counts.
hey is the catalog not working for you? it only updates evey few hours on this board for me....
>>29244948
Yup.
For ya.
>>29244982
Oh, right.
Then i would say the same. All we have from other peoples are ideas.
And thats fine.
It would still loving you.
>>29245112
Goodnight my dear
hope you dream about everything you love
>>29245118
oh i never saw those memes
i love his short stories even if they dont make sense
also read shakespeare recently, but not too much
sososoosososs
drama
>>29245001
>speaking about their problems is also fun but im bad at counseling
what do you like about counseling?
also no offense or anything but you don't scream 'law student' to me. what do you like about it?
>>29245145
it gets internal server error and stuff so i think its broken?
>>29245176
lmao
thats funny
i dont like law. i just wanted money and im bad with numbers.
i also study communications.
I dont know. I like helping because my advice tends to be good but
eh
like
not doable.
(Is that a word?)
So ends up being bad advice
>>29245174
Do you browse/lit/Do you love me any less because I'm a pleb?
>>29245250
no, they are too elite and i feel dumb with them
no, i dont consider you a pleb at all, darling
my love for you remains the same
>>29241854
This is...
This is really nice of you to do, anon.
>>29245210
why not go into psychiatry or something?
>lmao
>thats funny
i guess you agree with me?
>(Is that a word?)
just treat english as modular. everyone understands what you mean, who cares about webster
>>29245174
>Then i would say the same. All we have from other peoples are ideas.
I suppose you're right, seeing as I can't make sense of really arguing against that. Some things about that really don't make me feel okay if I think about it though I guess.
Kudos miss. I really wish I knew what I could successfully do to stop being attached to her and move on.
>>29245317
Really? Thanks, my dear!
I thought i was being kinda selfish.
How was your day?
>>29245332
Ah, i thought about it. I might drop law for psychiatry yeah. But idk if i can make much money on that.
And yeah i agree.
What do you study?
>>29245371
>What do you study?
i have a degree in math. been taking grad classes at the local college but i'm not enrolled or working because my life is fucked
>>29245371
Don't worry about me, I was just saying that I think what you're doing here is nice.
Pretending can be fun, even if for just a moment.
>>29245371
c-can you respond with anime girls in ur posts so I can further believe ur actually a cute animu gril pls
How does it feel being shared by 32 different guys, you slut?
>>29245290
That's good. This pretending stuff is less weird than I thought it would be. It's mostly just talking about ourselves with some affection, which is a nice change.
>>29245465
She's just trying to make people feel good about themselves for a while, why bother her
This place is suicide central, just let people have fun
>>29245395
how is your life fucked?
>>29245444
yeah, it can
okay
huh
sorry
not-darling
>>29245451
im a girl
im not anime tho
>>29245465
35
>>29245484
of course, and it shouldnt really matter
im feeling sleepy tho
what did you do today, darling?
>>29245539
>what did you do today, darling?
I didn't do much of anything, actually. It's Sunday so I didn't have to work. I like my job, but it's good to have a break. I cleaned my apartment, then alternated between sitting in front of my computer and reading all afternoon. When evening came I went for a drive and watched the sun set at a gas station, then came home.
I have off tomorrow too, but it's late and I need sleep. Thank you for taking some time to talk, anon. It was really sweet.
>>29245539
well i mentioned before i'm autistic. i've never had a job because doing something repetitive and mindless just feels terrible to the point i'd rather die. been in a mental hospital before. even though i got my degree my grades were bad because my last few semesters i just got depressed and stopped going to classes. been trying to get my life back on track and applied to a grad school (which i think i probably should have had a good shot at getting into) but they had the wrong application date on their website so i turned in the application past their effective deadline so i wasn't really considered
i hate this board, i hate these people. i hate nice people and i hate bad people. i dont hate all people, just these people. i hate people. i hate all of you. i hate all bad people. i hate nice people.
call me darling one more ill punch you
>>29245664
Sunsets are really beautiful.
I still remember the first one i saw.
Okaaay
go and sleep
sweet dreams, anon
i love you
>>29245683
oh damn
well but
you seem to have the will to improve your life
that alone makes you better than so many people
i respect that anon
really
Hey you wanna eat a good home cooked meal and watch anime ? ;)))
>>29245758
oh
i think i understand how you feel
i hate them too
and i hate you, darling
i also love you.
>>29245760
sure lmao
what meal
what anime
>>29245759
>you seem to have the will to improve your life
comes and goes. we'll see i guess.
>actually considering participating in these autistic gf threads
NOOOOOOO! Make it stop!
>>29245798
Pan seared fillet Mignon with stuffed baked potatoes. We could watch Monogatari or something else more your taste.
>>29245857
I have a gf and I'm participating because my gf is boring and has no motivation to do anything
>>29245896
oh damn
sounds tasty
okay
KATANAGATARI
i liked that one
>>29245911
im boring too anon
>>29245938
Katanagatari was good and we should cosplay together at the next con.
>>29246099
>22 mins and she still hasn't responded
I just got in here, but this looks like solid, undeniable proof that weebs should kill themselves.
please hug me...
im so alone and had a horrible day :(
>>29246485
oh damn sorry darling
i kinda got distracted reading
im so sorry
can you forgive me?
>>29246531
HUGGED
what happened, anon?
you are not alone
im here for you
>>29246741
Don't respond to me, respond to >>29246099
I was just being an asshole, he's trying to participate.
>>29246741
>HUGGED
>what happened, anon?
im so alone and haven't left my room for days, just made an old friend hate me too :'(
