>younger brother brought his gf over to meet the family and have dinner
>havent left my room all day
>overhear my brother explaining to her that I'm scared of women and am a shut-in
>have to come out to dinner with everyone in <10 minutes
Help
>>29240903
Just dont go
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beeee urself op ;)
>>29240903
Put on a green button up shirt, look up some communist stuff, and rant about how to liberate the workers during dinner. They'll never force you again
Say you don't feel well and eat when she leaves
>>29240903
start a fire then they will have to leave the house thus canceling dinner
Run to the pharmarcy and get high dosaged valerian root, (it's over the counter) swallow and wait ~15 mins
You can thank me later
Well I just stared at my food til everyone left
>>29241806
Why? What does it do? I have work later (third shift) and being a bit out of it ito make it go by faster sounds pretty nice to me