GUYS I FUCKED UP SO BAD!
>last night chilling with sister watching animal planet in the living room
>we took Xanax from my prescription to enjoy the night
>blackout
>wake up in my bed naked, with my arm around her
>pray to god hoping we were just fucked up
>see TWO USED CONDOMS on the ground
>booked it
I've been in a hotel since this morning and have not turned on my phone. I'm really fucking scared.
>>29240148
Well how old is your sis?
Why are you so afraid?
She probably doesn't remember anything either. I hope you at least cleaned up the condoms...
>>29240148
are you using a computer at the hotel to post this or something then ?
Great story, OP. It had some good suspense, a little bit of romance, and a surprise twist at the end. I'd give it a 7 out of a possible 10.
>engage in wincest
>don't even remember it
What a waste
that's pretty messed up, OP, but check your phone just in case, maybe she doesn't even remember it..
>>29240179
Oh my fucking God. Please be bait. Please.
>>29240167
I'm 22, just graduated college. She's 19.
>>29240176
I picked them up but the bed smells of sexual activity. She might figure it out!
>>29240179
Took my laptop.
>>29240179
top tier bait
>>29240148
Pics or not didn't happen famalammamalamaf
>>29240216
Nice exclamation point
This thread is b8 I give it 6/10 because it was 60% believable until your first reply
>>29240206
I'm scared there are pictures or vids from last night on there. I've done snapchats when barred out before. I have not talked to anyone today.
Come un OP why so degenerate?
Turn your phone on and send us the texts or missed phone calls. (Or pics of the night if you saved some)
>>29240228
I don't want to turn on my phone because there might be pictures.
>>29240148
this story was scraped from plebbit r/drugs
>>29240216
Hey newfag, next time don't use an exclamation point, it makes you look like a douche.
Post the condoms OP.
Post em now!
>>29240267
lmao at this gullible chump
>>29240280
Pics or didn't happen you fucking faggot.
Bet you're just a 14 year old attention whore.
Kill yourself
>>29240289
Why would I keep used condoms? I threw them in the dumpster outside the hotel.
>>29240299
>Lmao at this kid who doesn't understand role playing
>>29240282
>Using punctuation makes you look like a douche
what
>>29240148
xanax doesn't do this to people.
>>29240148
Fuckin liar, saw this on /r/drugs recently
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/4nj5qf/i_woke_up_naked_next_to_my_sister_after_we_used/
The original post was deleted but you can verify it in the comments. How about you come up with your own fake story next time instead of jacking one from reddit of all places?
>>29240317
Hey faggot. Stfu. You're not at a hotel, you're making shit up on the internet. Fuck you
>>29240328
role playing is fag playing
>>29240335
My prescription bottle is EMPTY
We probably had 10mg each throughout the night. We kept redosong, I'm sure.
I still have 5 yellow buses in my bag pack though. I'm going to need these.
>>29240367
Get out.
Of course this isn't original
>>29240391
Not that guy but he's right, stfu
If you both had consensual sex one night and it strengthened your relationship then I really don't see a problem with this.
>>29240179
Wait, what did he mean by this? How is this bait? Explain this meme.
>>29240340
Wow why do people do that anyway? Make up such shitty fake stories and they don't even make up their own fake stories.
I hope OP will get cancer and will have a slow and painful death.
What a faggot.
Fuck you guys, none of you are helping. I'm going to kill these school busses and have a talk with her tonight.
>>29240148
I read this on reddit dot com tm
>>29240216
>the bed smells of sexual activity
kek
also dubs.
>>29240340
>>29240419
you faggot OP, you MASSIVE FUCKING COCKMUNCHIGN HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT
go fuck yourself in the ass with your head you fuckstick sack of shit
I thought it was reddit that was suppose to steal content, not the other way around.
>>29240335
Confirmed for never getting high off benzos.
If you mix with liquor you don't even need a huge dose to black out, all while feeling like you're still perfectly in control of your faculties.
>>29240148
>GUYS I FUCKED UP SO BAD!
>>29240148
>sister
>>29240148
>wake up in my bed naked, with my arm around her
All I read was pure win.
I'm guessing op was going to post his fuckup in the next post.
>>29241926
>All I read was pure win.
lmao fucking redditor faggot
>>29240216
>took my laptop
>image.jpg
YOU COULD'VE SAID MOBILE AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE BELIEVABLE, YOU FUCKTARD!
>>29242051
>have not turned on my phone
post pics of sis, then we can decide if you fucked up or not
>>29240148
Is your relationship with your sister normal? just imagening that happening with mine makes my skin crawl.although picturing that happening to you gave me a weird boner don't ask why
>>29241981
takes 1 2 no 1xD:^)
>>29240281
Well at least it probably actually happened
This thread! is so full of shitty bait! It blows my fucking mind! Desu
OP is from Reddit and thought it would be funny to post the copypasta here.
>>29240340
Even though you revealed OP you're still a faggot for going on Reddit.
>>29240340
You think I'm joking?
>>29243000
From a family trip a few years back.
What the fuck am I going to do...
>>29243258
you fucked up big time brother, im sorry
>>29243277
he didn't fuck up. You're an idiot
>>29243258
post pics of hotel
>>29243337
Are you really that retarded?
>>29243392
>Op posts a random pic he found on the internet
>Story suddenly must be real even though up until now it's reeked of bait
i don't think i'm the retarded one here
>>29240216
>!
seriously fucking kill yourself OP you USLESD SACK OF LYING FUCKING SHIT YOU FUCKING BASTARD
Wow dude, epic! XD
>>29243337
Oh ye of little faith
>>29243603
i'm gonna need more proof than that. You know how this shit goes post with a timestamp or it didn't fucking happen
>>29240414
>computer at the hotel
What is it that you dont get
>>29243258
dun fuck up
>>29240340
>openly admitting to going on reddit
what happened to this place
kek, i love bartard stories. i have a bunch of em but too lazy to type em out. grats though OP, sounds like my type of night
>>29244772
/r9k/ is dead already, no use in calling them out anymore. the redditors are sadly here to stay. just kill me now
>>29240317
The first sign of a liar is a liar that includes too many details in his/her lie.
You don' goofed.
