ALPHA
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>post times you were alpha ITT
>hard mode: no standing up to bullies stories
>tfw I turn into a loud,retarded and "confident" cunt when playing sports
>tfw as soon as I sit down again I just shutdown and go back into ultimate self hatred mode
I'm always Alpha
I'm the highest-ranking and only member of my social circle
>>29238736
>8 years old
>playing with neighbor girl
>time for bath time
>mommy preps the bath
>time for the bath
>walk into the bathroom
>neighbor girl is in there
>ask her "Why are you still here?"
>she says "Uh-uh I don't know"
>she runs out and starts crying
>mom tells me I was mean to her
>have comfy bath time
ROASTIE BTFO
>>29238853
>alpha
>posting emma watson
pick one
>>29238736
>16 years old
>in school, recess time
>walk around with classmates, 4 females
>big ass dog creeps up to us, growling and shit
>4 fems stop, scared shitless
>i keep walking, stop and pet the dog who stops growling
>"wow anon you're so brave"
>had to hide my hands which were shaking
>i was probably more scared of them
>>29239043
Good one, friend.
nonononononoyesyeysyeysyesyesyesyesyes
>told the obnoxious black chick in my conceptual physics class to pipe down about her shitty grade on one of our tests
>that was 13 years ago
Fuck me sideways, it's been 13 years since I've done anything alpha. Time to prepare the rope!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_Lpm6mAY4yU
I was playing tackle football and some little black kid got mad at me for tackling his brother and wouldn't leave me alone so I did this to him. I felt bad later cause he didn't really deserve it and I realized I just really wanted to use the move.
>kids playing on playground castle.
>I want to play
>grab one of them, tie the climbing rope around his neck, throw him off.
>almost killed someone at age 5.
>be 7
>throw kid on traintrack
>overhead line, kid just climbs back up on platform.
I mostly have anger issues. I feel seething homicidal rage when someone parks on the entrance of my drive-way. I'm just gulping it down instead of doing anything about it since I turned about 20. Feel incredibly beta if I don't bash in the face of someone who gives me a dirty look.
>>29238736
>new years party
>girl I kissed before and like is there too
>make it through the party drinking a bit while talking as little as I have to
>fireworks start and music booming inside the house
>see a guy I know always tries to make out with girls at parties dancing close to her and obviously wanting to go in for the kiss
>a girl friend standing close to me says "looks like someone is going for your girl" in an extremely annoying tone
>in a split second I have to decide between watching it happen like the beta I used to be but was slowly growing out of
>it was probably the alcohol, but walk over to them, push her against the wall and start making out with her
>hear vaguely how the other guy speaks to my girl friend in a disappointed tone
>stop making out and say "your mine now"
She is now my girlfriend, lost my virginity and everything with her, overall I feel a lot better than before.
Don't know if you could really call it alpha since the alcohol I had probably influenced it.
>19
>lose virginity to a qt grill
>after sex she goes home
>anon, will you go to the concert with me the next week?
>sure, I will call you
>too anxious to contact her ever again
>never seen her since then
Fucking a girl and then never calling her is alpha af anyway, right?
>took charge in class project groups sometimes
That's pretty much it.
>>29238736
> be me 18
> first day in big city
> stay at aunts apartment, she isnt home
> go shopping with my dad give him my backbag cause i dont wanna carry it
> tell him to take the bag to his hotel i want to pick it up next day
> dad leaves
> realize the key for the apartment was in my bag my dad now has
> ohfuck.jpg
> phone no battery
> cant call him
> no idea where to sleep or what to do have like 20 euros
> decide to go to a bar and pick up a girl and sleep at her place
> monday so hardly any girls there
> see this. 26 year old qt peruan chick
> approch her with a smile
> talk to her for a few hours
> go to her place
> bang dat bitch
> shit was cash
> im a problem solver
Guess that was alpha
>>29239709
>>too anxious to contact her ever again
>>never seen her since then
>Fucking a girl and then never calling her is alpha af anyway, right?
not in this scenario. you did it out of fear.
>>29238736
>I'm thinking about kissing a girl I like from against her will and forcing her to like it
>>29238736
>Be me
>Be taking a shit
>From under the door out crawls a spider
>After only a couple of minutes of panicking I surreptitiously reached for a slipper
>Without thinking about my own safety I bounded from the toilet completely crushing the spider
>The house was safe for another night
Beat that, faggots.
>>29238736
>Be me, scrawny, skinny, 5ft, 14-15 years old in school
>Then there's this fat strong 6ft asshole who everyone except his friends hate (Lets call him Ted)
>Literally bullied anyone he thought was beta, didn't care who
>Always getting in trouble for bullying.
>He could kill me in one punch if he wanted to
>Attempts to bully me by throwing rubbers as hard as he could
>Throw rubbers back
>Attempts to steal my coat
>Throw all of his work on the floor
>Anything he did, I would do back
>A lot of people thought I was completely and utterly crazy for fighting back with this guy
>Became more popular because of it
>Was the only person who fought back against this guy, for some reason he never did try to fight me 1v1, only throw insults and rubbers.
>Got to a point where I wasn't scared anymore, I just threw insults and rubbers back at him. He never did anything else anyway
Everyone who hated him now loved me (Everyone knew my name in school afterwards, even people I didn't know), eventually he got expelled from the school and was never seen again. Thinking back I could have easily died. I really am autistic.
