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Today is my birthday and no one has said anything to me except my mother. What a wonderful way of knowing almost everyone I know cares a shit about myself
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>>29238208
Happy birthday
Son
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>>29238222
Thanks a lot man. I know it's stupid but it means something to me
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>>29238208
Happy birthday, man. Hope you have a good one, don't worry about people not telling you anything. Unless you're a sort of utility for them, they won't bother contacting you. Don't expect much from them, and you'll never be disappointed.
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>>29238208
OP waiting for the day he feels good

Happy Birthday

Happy

Birthday
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>>29238208
Fuck holidays you don't like. Break the conditioning.

I hate being the center of attention and never liked birthdays. I'm happy when it's just another day. Fuck being obligated to celebrate something.
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>>29238208
>Happy birthday to you
>Happy birthday to you
>Happy birthday dear anon
>Happy birthday to you
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>>29238233
it means something to me that it means something to you, if you want to be popular go to the gym get some good clothes, a good hair cut, smell good and try to gradually become confident and care about yourself more than what other people think of you, you will meet more people and they may even think you're a normie. Just know that anyone can be popular so if you really want it just go for it.
Remember this, it will help you out in life mate.
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>>29238208
happy birthday ma man
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>>29238208
life's tough like that. try to make friends off of the internet that you can meet with often and that actually care about you. maybe hard but it's one of the most important steps to living a comfortable existence in 2016
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANON!!

How old are you, man?
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>>29238348
unless you're legitimately fucking autistic that is
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>>29238257
>>29238315
>>29238353
>>29238382
Thanks guys. I'm 22
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>>29238208
Happy Birthday

I had a similar experience with my birthday last week - no friends, no gf ever, feels shit man...
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>>29238208
Happy birthday friendo oregano familio
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!!!!!!
i hope your day is/was great.
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>>29238453
Actually quite not. Tomorrow I have a difficult exam which I may fail
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The thing is I had a few friends and I cared for them but we started a dispute over some shit and now I'm pretty lonely. Things escalated quickly and we are all too proud to settle things down. I may have lost them forever but they don't apologise for the things they said to me
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>>29238490
What exam, maybe we can help?
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Ah, a fellow young adult like myself. I turned 21 last week. I hope you have at least an alright time today. Maybe later this week?

Maybe you could go out, anon. Go anywhere, man. Spend your day doing what makes you happy.

It's your day anon. Have a ball.
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>>29238208
Happy happy birthday to you!
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>>29238208
>doesn't tell anyone it's his birthday
>gets depressed when nobody knows it's his birthday
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>>29238599
That sucks. Have you tried contacting them at all? Maybe they would be willing to set it aside.
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>>29238348
>go to the gym
>get some good clothes
>a good haircut

why does every normal give the exact same advice. If it was that simple then no one would have any problems ever
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My birthday was a few months ago. My parents and my fiance REEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD took me out for lunch. They were the only ones out of the very small circle of people I know of to tell me happy birthday.
When I commented on it, she was silent for a minute and tried to sneak her phone out of her pocket so she could text my friends and tell them to text me.
Happiest I'd ever been in my life to know someone cares that much about me, but also felt shitty because my friends didn't remember me
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>>29238628
Civil Law. I guess I should've said "Test"
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>>29238703
Actually you are kinda right. Yes there are some that know it and even so haven't said a thing. But there are some that do not know for sure
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>>29238724
stop looking for excuses, just don't be so autistic, pretty simple
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>>29238816
But I am autistic and have a diagnosis.
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>>29238935
Then at least you have an excuse and there's nothing you can do about that, embrace your autism and use it to be an expert at something
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>caring about birthdays
It's just another year until your inevitable death, I don't why people celebrate it
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>>29238724
A good haircut? Wow!!!! Thanks for Le ebin advice, how didn't I think of that before XD XD
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>>29238208
Happy 22nd birthday, anon! <3
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I wish you a happy birthday anon, and i hope things will get better for you. If the people around you don't care about ye, leave them m8. You'll realize how much bettr you'll feel
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>>29238208
Happy birthday. I am julio. My life was shit until I fixed it up. Live the dream search your dream. Study and read books. Work out. Live. Please.
My byrthday was two days ago. So I know that feel. Cheer up cunt :>
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happy birthday!

22 was kinda shitty for me, but things got a lot better during the next two years.

don't give up
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>>29238208
Happy birthday bro
Oregon
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>>29238208
Btw I turned 22, my gf has a civil exam tomorrow. Any doubt will be welcome. Have you seen rick and morty?
Check it out man.
Enjoy your birthday.mate
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Happy birthday man, hope you do well on your test
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Thank you all guys

>>29239778 It means a lot. I feel happier right now :)
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>>29238208
habby birthday anon, I hope your birthday isn't totally shitty
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>>29238208
Happy birthday dear anon
not originalblox
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>>29239839
I haven't seen it but I will give it a try!
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Happy birthday bro, if you don't work on progressing and making your life better, you will have the same lonely birthday next year. Keep that in mind
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>>29240239
It will get you on the fucking mood. Also my present for you is to read the great shark hunt of hunter s. Thompson if you havent read it. Please , live. As a majored proffesional in neuroconductual science I can give you three tips.
Hebbs law, whatever you do is reinforced for god or for bad, like the cookies in an internet searcher. Do the thing you would love to do and only way you want.
Expectation law.
The formula for the "motivation" is 1/2of number of said actionXfailsX square root of the success. The only way to get motivation is to get motivated intrensically , by yourself. Scream at you. Laugh like a maniac,masturbate, sing fix inimaginable rewards but challenge yourself.
Final tip.
You make your life. Wherever you go there will be a fucking chad living the culmen of happyness and a sad chad seeking attention on his sorrow. Change their lives and they will do the same in a variate spectrum. Nigglets are happy as fuck in.africa with a fucking bucket.
You can be as happy as you want when you realize that the humann being is made for surviving. Not for living passively. To survive, to live with goals, challenges, fails and success and when you are all torn up and covered in blood you look yourself on the mirror. And that fucking smirk means that you are a.man and that you are living. All of us have been beaten by a chad. In my case a 300lbs gypsi in the first time. And i dont remember a happier smirk of autosucces that that one.
Please , Anon. Survive
,:_)
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Happy birthday anon
Have a nice day


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>>29238403
im 22 also and its my birthday. lol whats your first name maybe we got the same name
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>>29240638
>read the great shark hunt of hunter s. Thompson

not OP, but explain the relevance pls
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>>29238724
Because you fuck, all you have to do to impress normos is keep up appearances and not say/do anything extremely restarted.
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>>29238724
This.
Fucking normalfags and their cliche, generic advice. They all parrot the same thing.
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>>29238208
Livestrram kill yourself do it in or bdsy
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Happy birthday, senpai. I know spending your birthday isn't very nice but I hope you'll have a good one. Be sure to be nice to your mother.
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>>29242148
Ashley>>29239778
U G L Y U AINT GOT NOMALIBI U PEDO
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>>29238208
Happy Birthday OP, I hope you're having a better day than me.
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i know ur watchin
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happy brithday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I68l3A19fEw
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>>29238208
Happy birthday dude
Everyday you can jump through obstacles no matter how intimidating
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>>29238208
hbd, you know what you must do though
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>>29238208

Happy Birthday brobot. Have a picture of a slutty 3D roastie to make you a cheeryboi for a while.
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