>that kid who would tell a completely plausible lie and then call you an idiot for believing him and act like it was a great prank
>that kid who would repeat the clever remark you just made but louder and then take all the credit
>that kid that had a crush on a girl but was too scared to talk to her, and somehow got labeled a stalker.
that was me btw
>that kid who was like 1/8 black but hated white people and tried to be malcom x
>that gay kid who would never admit to being gay
>>29238083
Sometimes i would intentionally say dumb shit just to embarass that kid
>that kid who pissed his pants in class
>that kid who sat at the back of the class at the corner
>that kid who would look down and twiddle his thumbs when the teacher asked the students to form groups, because he didn't have any friends.
>that muslim kid who never talked
>that kid that would speed-walk to class
>>29238034
>that kid who would lie with conviction about something totally ridiculous that you KNOW couldn't possibly be true
>that muslim kid who shot up 50 fags
>that creep who never said anything but when he did he was super annoying and tried too hard to be funny
shit mang
>>29238629
Nobody helped me.
>>29238566
So 50% of freshmen
>That kid with no friends
>that kid who was a literal neckbeard and tried to be liked by whiteknighting girls but actually just made them all uncomfortable
>that same kid would pretend to be all booksmart and "political" in history class in a vain hope that he didn't look like a massive autist
This kid made me feel better being the quiet kid who no one knew. He was so fucking sad to watch, always trying way too hard to be funny or smart in hopes anyone would look past his obesity and meme beard. He should've just accepted it.
>>29238872
on the same note
>that kid who would always talk about communism
>>29238034
>that kid who mentioned having suicidal thoughts to roastie
What i was thinking.
>>29238943
Glad i never did that. I always thought i could open up about my beta life and depression by acting like it was some sort of edgy thing and i was living this dark shady life but "fighting on" every day. I probably would've been pulled into the counselors office and had my parents called if i actually did it.
>>29238943
did you get ratted on? That would suck to never be able to buy guns or join the military.
>that kid who never smiled
>that kid with the rolling backpack
>that kid who shit in the urinal
>that kid who obviously deepened his voice
>that kid who pretended he invented a commonly used joke or slang
>>29239561
I dont understand what you mean, explain
>>29239601
not him but people claiming they were the first to say a common slang phrase which caught on. Like claiming you invented calling everyone "senpai" or something.
>>29238489
>that qt russian immigrant girl who barely spoke the language so she got laughed at by ugly jealous girls and never talked, and who you wanted to save from the bullies but never did because you were too shy and didn't want to stand out
>that kid that followed you into the bathrooms and tried to rape you every fucking time
i know who you are faggot and i know you post here
>>29239650
that's quite a feel m8, I wish you could have saved her and become a real human being
>>29239706
She moved after one year, by now she's probably either an international model or a crack whore, I wish I could remember her surname
>>29238034
>tfw I was that kid
Hey m8, you're the one that's still feeling burnt ;^)
>that kid who, during a fire drill, picked up the girl he had a crush on and 'carried her to safety'
I THOUGHT I WAS BEING HEROIC
>that kid who got expelled for sexual harassment for making every girl give him a hug before they could leave class
>>29239822
>by now she's probably either an international model or a crack whore
true slav
>>29240160
Well, for what it's worth, I think that's cute.
>>29238034
> that kid who had no friends or future prospects and thought about suicide daily
It was me btw
>>29240160
Haha, that's pretty bad anon. How old were you ?
>>29238624
Underrated kek
Originality
>>29239034
>>29239005
To be honest, she didnt rat me. I guess she assumed i sperged out because it known to say weird things.
>>29240693
On the one hand she's ok with you killing yourself, on the other she didn't get you branded a mental defective.
>that kid who told everyone he played airsoft at an international level at like 14
>mfw he told people that for the final they were "hiring" 2 blackhawk helicopters from the military to use in the game
>>29240733
>she's ok with you killing yourself
You wouldnt care if i'd kill myself either
>she didn't get you branded a mental defective
I dont know if she said to other classmates but i always assumed it.
>>29240768
>that kid who said his uncle works for nintendo
>>29240794
>that kid who, upon hearing that me and my friends played warhammer, told us that his uncle died and bequeathed him literally thousands of pounds worth of models yet would always have an excuse as to why he couldn't bring any in
>>29240794
>that kid who said his uncle works at nintendo and they let him try the prototype for the harry potter arcade game where you sit on a nimbus 2000 moving seat and wear VR goggles
>that kid who always cheated at trading card games by slipping his best cards into the top of the deck when shuffling and never got caught
>mfw I was that kid
>>29238034
>that kid that was never allowed to anything
>that kid who was looked down upon regardless of good deeds and intentions
>that kid who always had credit taken from him
>that kid that just wanted to help
>that kid who never had a chance
life is suffering
>that kid who skipped graduation
There's still 4 days left to decide whether I'll be that kid or not.
>>29238034
I think all you anons are missing the point of this thread, it's meant to be about annoying kids you used to know, not about yourself
>>29241001
Go senpai, its gonna be fine.
>that kid who had a 'disorder' which meant he got away with all kinds of shit and had a helper to do his work for him
>that kid who never talked
>that kid who sat in an alcove and read a book every lunch and break for 4 years
>that kid who did really well in exams but no one knew because no one askedi didnt ask for any of this
>that kid who whacked it to some girl during history class and never got caught, but was likely seen but nothing was said
if you want i'll post a story
>>29240602
About 12 or 13. Her friends laughed as she just stared back at them in disbelief. The teacher told me off when we got outside.
>>29241107
No one cares about you faggot, this is a thread about kids you knew who did quirky things. You're just a typical introvert.
>>29241001
Oh shit that was me. Except I was in the bleachers cheering for my fellow graduates. No regrets
>>29241126
>that kid who whacked it to the teacher and actually did get caught
I was sitting right next to him when it happened. He was doing it through his pocket and was asked to step outside the class. He walked out with a huge boner.
>>29241186
Lol. I use my left arm to dutch rudder myself to make it look like I was scratching myself and then right before I climaxed I would use my right hand to make it look like I was scratching, yet again.
Is that all to yours, or is there a story?
>>29238034
>that kid who was called a psycho because he enjoyed taling about military history and firearmsThat was me.
>>29241186
>that kid who was caught watching porn and jacking off alone in the computer lab
This happened at my high school.
>>29241281
>hitler would've won if he did this and this
>german weapons were the best because x
this is you
>>29241317
Kek. Any story?
>>29241224
not much of a story
>autistic kid named alex
>we wore a scarf every day
>he looked like he was 11 even though he was 16
>he would always carry around a wooden box full of country flags he printed off from wikipedia and cut out
>he would always challenge random kids (even chads) to "the flag game" where he would show them each flag in the world and they would have to say the country's name, and he'd give a final score
>he also talked about Rommel a lot
>have 10/10 blonde taylor swift lookalike english teacher
>he starts really obviously masturbating through his pocket
>gets called out on it by the teacher
>walks out with boner
>he faces basically zero consequences
>he later claims he was just playing with a pencil in his pocket
>>29241281
That image is fucking trippy jeez
>that kid who lied about his whole family history in an attempt to receive attentionIt didn't work
>>29241351
Thanks senpai
Seems like the average /int/ flag collector.
>that kid who everyone knew but no one ever talked to or hanged out with
>>29241405
>that kid who claimed to have been born in some small town in india
i was confusing freshman year
>>29241001
didn't go to graduation, i knew its gonna be a shitshow of chad empowering himself and everyone cheering for him.
Did this faggot call himself "Th@ kid" because of these threads?
>>29241339
Apparently during lunch he snuck into the computer lab and just went at it. A teacher caught him after walking through the hall and seeing the lights on and hearing sounds from the room.
One had a guy tell me him and a friend had been digging in castle grounds and discovered King Arthur's sword along with a hoard of medieval treasure. They both started 'dueling' with Arthur's sword and other weaponry at which point I couldn't contain my laughter anymore because he wasn't joking and actually expected me to believe this. He made up the most implausible lies with gay abandon and on one occasion he put a piece of plastic from a razor blade handle through his tongue piercing thinking it would look cool. I hope I never have to spend time with such an idiot ever again.
>>29241487
Was it known what he was whacking it to?
>that kid who would lie about stuff in vidya to impress his friends
>that kid was me
>>29241543
Not that I knew of.
>>29241325
>"you know, not all German soldiers were Nazis! In fact, the honorable military genius Erwin Rommel was actually INVOLVED in a plot to KILL Hitler!"
>"Russians used human wave tactics, fucking slav barbarians"
>"6 Shermans to one Tiger"
>"I didn't watch silly cartoons as a kid, I watched the History Channel"
Even worse was the kid who unironically went to WWII reenactments and talked about them in class.
>that kid who never spoke and carved his name into his arm
>>29241480
He calls himself Bones and he's way richer than you, yet he still turns down free money when major labels want to sign him.
>>29238897
Holy shit do you by any chance live in greece
>>29241480
is that bones? did he change his name? i can't keep up with the youth...
>That kid who played his 3DS on the bus in high school
>>29241048
I think you're missing the point of this website breh
>>29241689
that kid who wolfed down his lunch in 30 seconds and then went to the computer lab to play runescape every day
>>29238216
Holy fuck, this hits way close to home
Who was the kids name?
>>29241617
oh dear you're dickriding so hard its cringeworthy.
Sort your life out pham
and if you were a true fanboy you'd know he called himself "th@ kid" before he called himself bones
>>29241644
>>29238083
>that kid whose only joke gets repeated and then starts saying "that was me, I told that joke" like anyone cared
>>29238034
>That kid who skated who hated the skate crowd/scene
>That kid who was vocal about not liking girls and claimed not to be gay but sometimes admitted it only to act as though he didn't say anything
>>29241739
>that kid who steals jokes gets called out on it
>he starts repeating other peoples jokes, getting a laugh, and then trying to give credit like a minute later by saying 'oh, anon said that'
>he thinks this makes it ok to steal jokes
>that kid who blew his brains out with his father's shotgun on the lawn before school one day
Eastern Europe truly greatest region
>that kid who had atrocious breath but insisted on talking directly into your face
> that kid who you were unsure if you engaged him in unarmed combat, whether you would come out victorious
>that kid who Actually tricked normies into liking him by being mysterious
>that kid who got a girlfriend that way
Feels good to be a hack, sucks that it all went away once they knew i was just dead inside.
>that kid who stole a truck with his girlfriend and drove past the US-Canada border and was shot at by police, leading to a police chase, eventually ditching the truck for another vehicle before jumping off a bridge into a river, severely injuring himself and his gf
>>29241845
doubt.png
oregon comment
>>29241895
http://www.pressherald.com/2013/10/15/runaway_teens_lead_police_on_international_car_chase_/
>>29241845
post the news story senpai
>>29241351
That kids name? Albert Einstein.
bccee dbed h!
>>29241729
Jesse
>>29241637
I'm an amerifat sorry
>>29241929
That anons name? Reddit.
> that kid that everyone just assumes is a drummer
I still don't know if this was just an insult or not
>that kid who would always somehow scratch up the games you loaned to him.
I stole some of his snes games in return. I still have them,bitch.
>>29241980
>that kid who borrowed my games and then fucking changed schools
>>29241845
>>29241910
>canadian
Why you hatin on him? He just wanted to escape that socialist hellhole. I hope the US granted him asylam.
>>29241438
>>that kid who everyone knew but no one ever talked to or hanged out with
i was that kid.
all staceys know me and """liked me"""" but they never invented me to nothing. well only for birthdays to get my bux to presents.
i was always that kid who everykonws about, mostly because masturbation stories( everyone thinked it was stories but it was the truth).
fuck this life i has the first guy with beard and deepvoice and even then i was bullied, why people do this? my body screamed chad, nly chad himself has that developed was me and even him was not in my level.
>>29238645
And nobody will, so you've got to help yourself, okay bud?
>>29241778
fuck I actually did that
>>29242015
I did that. My family moved suddenly and I still had my friends FF7 with me. I think I still have it somewhere.
>>29239650
longshot, but did you go to school in the chicagoland area?
>That kid who was getting molested at home
>>29239822
what was her name? or at least, what did it start with
>>29238441
>that kid who would look down and twiddle his thumbs when the teacher asked the students to form groups, because he didn't have any friends
Sadly this was me and I would either get forced in a group or I would do it myself
>>29239635
Lel i thought he said "inverted a commonly used joke or slang"
>>29242119
I've backtraced your IP, I'm coming for my games bitch
>tfw your a kid and u know it
>niggers are bad ok
>tfw baka
>>29242145
DIfferent anon. I now remember I or my brother borrowed freinds' games too. Sorry, Kevin. Killer Instinct was fun. I have a bad memory......
>>29238872
Damn anon I can relate
>be me
>be sophomore in high school
>16, hormones raging harder than /mu/ :^)
>be in history class with a 10/10 stacy. tall, beautiful, and most importantly: an amazing set of tits
>her tits are a nice size, but i've seen bigger, definitely. probably at least a c-cup or whatever.
>class takes midterm exam
>girl sits in the desk in the upper left of me
>sit in back of class
>finish test, hand it in. nothing to do
>look at the girl, get raging hard-on
>use left arm to dutch rudder myself, but make it look like i was fucking around
>when i get close to climaxing, put right hand down pants really quickly to make it look like i was scratching myself
>whenever someone looked in my direction or if the teacher roamed my area, i would immediately stop
>keep doing this until i finally cum
>absolutely euphoric
>fast forward to a few days later
>teacher says he wants to talk to me after class
>ohfuck.jpg
>someone caught me and told the teacher
>didn't tell anyone, with the exception of you, /mu/
>class ends, go to chat with teacher, nervous as all hell
>"so, anon, i've had some students come up to me and tell me that you ma..."
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>"...de fun of them at one point or another. i don't want it happening again, got it?"
>"got it."
>walk out of class that day
>thank the gods
>never speak of it again to anyone
Chances are someone actually saw me doing it in that class but didn't want to speak up about it or something. I've told nobody about this, so consider this a gift, /r9k/. Don't know why I posted this.
>>29242414
I will never understand how people, even stupid kids, can think this is a good idea.
>that kid who stole your nintendo and said he put it in your mailbox
>that kid who had a cunt for a little brother and I wish I smashed his teeth out
>that kid who got mad at you for being better than him at halo
>>29243122
>That kid who was a Vietnam fucking shit
>>29238034
i do this all the time, but the lies arent plausible to me that's why i find it funny
>>29240794
for me i met a kid who said his uncle worked for the bakugan company
>>29241689
shit i picto chatted chicks on the bus, its alpha if you do it right
>>29241942
Thought you were referring to me, that was close.
>>29241001
My graduation was last Tuesday, but trust me, even if you hate everyone there, a small part of you will truly be disappointed if you don't go. You gotta understand that you'll never see 99% of those people ever again. Trust me, you'll be fine.
>>29240768
Holy shit what was the kids name.
I think that might have been me.
State?
>>29242121
No
>>29242140
Katya
>>29244178
oh
nevermind.!!e
agaga
>>29238083
high on potenuse amirite
>that girl in middle school with huge tits
>>29241779
>tell a little joke to that kid
>"TEACHER, ANON HAS A JOKE HE WANTS TO TELL!!!"
>"alright anon, let's hear it..."
FUCK YOU BERNARDO YOU FILIPINO PIECE OF SHIT
>>29244562
>that emo girl with medium tits who never wore a bra and had her tits perking through her shirts
>>29238566
I run everywhere, and I'm an adult. I just get into my music, I guess.
>>29244679
Tell me about her, anon
Oregon comet
>>29238034
> that niglet who was a big naruto fan
>>29241001
I didn't go to my graduation 3 weeks ago, no regrets. My mom was mad I didn't want to go, fucking normies just don't get it.
>that kid who ratted out everyone that cheated on the test
Fuck you, cheating Chads
>that shitskinned talkative kid with a cracky voice that sitted in the back
>that lid no one liked nor disliked, who just kind of slid through school and everyone kind of remembers him as "that guy" but can't remember his name or anything about him
I sat next to a guy for like 2 years of math class, met him a year after graduating by coincidence and he didn't even know me or remember me in any sense
>that kid who is secretly a kv but only hangs around demi-chads/chads
>that kid who wet his pants at least 2 times a year
>that kid who had trouble tying his shoes until 7th grade
>that kid who took the iq test in 5th grad and had his result of 82 announced to the class
>that kdi who sucked his thumb whenever he got too nervous
>that kid who was worse at math and spelling then the kids who didn't even try
>that kid who got tricked inti sucking the gay kids dick in 9th grade because he though the gay kid liked him
>that kid who barely tretained any lessons from school and is still dumb and worthless to this day
>that kidwho is me
>>29238034
>That perpetually angry kid with a chip on his shoulder
>That kid who ate his lunch in the bathroom
>That kid who psychologically bullied 1/3 of his class.
>>29241689
>3DS
underage???
>>29245314
>That kid who psychologically bullied 1/3 of his class
nigger what
>That one sad pathetic piece of shit who bought an xbox and then kept saying how great Halo / Halo 2 was because he had literally nothing else to say
>>29245330
Not him, but I wouldn't say so.
I played my 3DS every day during my off blocks Junior year. Still play it in college - turning 19 very soon.
>>29238489
>everyone thought he was a terrorist unironically
Based Wabil
>>29238083
I WISH I WAS HIGH ON POTNUSE
>>29239524
Rolling Backpacks are cool
>>29239524
>that kid who obviously deepened his voice
that kid was me, but I also talked in like an angry way. Like shadow the hedgehog.
>that kid who talked like a /k/ommando at 13 in a nogunz country
>>29241814
shit, my mom does that...
>>29242084
>that kid who nobody could understand when he spoke/wrote
>that kid who ratted you out after you told him the answer to a test question that he got caught on for not changing the wording to the answer at all
>that kid who ratted you out when the deans put us in prisoners-dilemma style interrogation
>that kid who sold drugs and got stabbed to death by a gang
>>29245283
>>that kid who got tricked inti sucking the gay kids dick in 9th grade because he though the gay kid liked him
>that kid who pretended everything was fine but he really was a depressed mess in a broken householdThat kid is me
>That one tranny dyke that got suspended for fondling another girl
>>29245382
I was angry, and I could spot weaknesses in a hurry, as well as having top-banter.
I had genuine dislike for most people I went to school with, I was an asshole.
It was me lashing out from having an abusive older brother and a depressed / spaced out mom. I wanted people to hurt.
>>29240160
Reminds me of something that happened during my middleschool's DC trip.
>expensive ass trip that I only got to go on because the school gave us a huge discount and my grandma paid for everything
>one of the hotels we stay at has a pool
>everyone goes swimming, the pool is crammed with kids
>it's indoors too so the noise of 50+ kids splashing around is amplified to the point where you can hardly hear yourself talk
>crush at the time was swimming with some friends, joined them
>there's nothing else to do but splash each other, so it's just a mess of kids sloshing water all over the place
>friend goes underwater, grabs my foot, and raises it up so I fall down
>do the same thing to my crush
>she comes up laughing with a bloody nose
>ohshit.jpg
>try to tell her that her nose is bleeding, she can't hear me
>need her to get out of the pool
>pick her up, carry her to the side of the pool
That was a weird day. Shame I can't remember much of what happened that trip, I was asleep for half of it.
>that kid who ran around school and used fighter pilot lingo. like "bogey on your 6" when playing dodgeball and "target acquired commander" when taking a message to another teacher.
>>29241465
laughed out loud at this
>That kid who described himself in that kid threads
>>29246378
fighter pilot kid sounds extremely cool actually. would be his friend.
>>29246422
Was just about to post this before I got distracted by the post about fighter pilot lingo.
QUIT DOING IT GUYS
>>29241480
Bones use to go by the label th@ kid but changed it oh lord he's so hot
>that kid who stole the class clown jokes and pranks
>that kid who despite being ugly as sin was very confident with girls and came off as rapey
>>29246422
that dog is bossy as fuck
>That kid that set a bin on fire in chemistry so the teacher had to stomp it
>That kid that shit in the swimming pool and became an urban legend
>That kid that ate poisonous berries at lunch and had to go in an ambulance
>>29246675
>That kid that shit in the swimming pool
story?
>>29245674
Thats not something you should admit to. Not even joking. Dont ever acknowledge that you actually did that shit
>>29242414
I've masturbated in school twice, in class.
Once in computer lab to a qt back in middle school.
And again in detention to another cute in high school.
Cumming is best when there's a real rush.
>>29246895
I jerked off once in middle school restrooms. Felt good desu
Never in high school tho. Only the occasional boner
>that kid who could have been Chad but lived in the middle of nowhere and parents didn't give phone till it was too late
>That kid who wore the Pikachu jacket
>That kid who was the Chad of the betas and took all the outcast girls
>That teacher whosucked your dick in detentionT-thanks, Mr. Martinez
>>29241186.
>tfw
i'm that kid
>that ugly kid who talks to almost everyone with zero self awareness despite being the most mocked being in high school
>that kid who even his close group of "friends" hated
>that kid who got mad at my bros playing soccer on the classroom after the ball accidentally hit him in the head
>that kid who couldn't handle the banter and reacted by spouting slangs and pejoratives in a very contrived way
>that kid in a shit major whose grades are bragged by his fucking mum
I hated this fucker with the passion of one thousand suns. I once pranked him so bad he went to tell the hall monitors so i got a suspension, not before him telling me a half assed rant that was supposed to be scary.
>that kid who flips out in the hallway over a girl and ends the relationship screaming freshman year
That's me.
>that kid in high school who shit his pants in class and just kept sitting there
>that girl who punched a downer to death freshman year
>that boy who wore rave gear and a tutu to school
>>29247179
Last two sound based
>>29241186
>mfw this was literally me
>mfw no face
>that kid who wore cowboy boots with three inch heels to be taller
>that kid who wore the same hoodie every day for three years
>that kid who brought an egg to school and threw it at the dry erase board for the teacher to find
>that kid who stole a ti-84, had his backback destroyed by bullies, got ratted out by bullies, despite destroying his backpack, and got expelled
>that kid who stared at the math teacher's tits
>that kid who would sit at any table at lunch and never talked
>that kid who would be called over to the chad/stacey table and be hassled about "wow dude u hack computers" when he made .bat files in the computer lab
>that kid who had a nine inch cock boner in class but was a beta
>that kid who would unplug people's computers and have his ass kicked by the weeaboos in the school for it
>that kid who would go to the gaming club and sit in a corner while the weeaboos exclude him to play smash bros
>that kid who had to be called on the intercom to go to gaming club because he didn't want to stand around
>that kid who had to be ESCORTED to gaming club
>that Stacey who sucked the english teacher's cock for grades
>>29247189
The guy was a total faggot.
He did that thing where he pretended to be gay to get weeaboo girls to let him sniff them.
The girl was pretty okay though.
>>29241895
Oh man! I made that Gondola. Thank you so much, anon.
>>29247080
I knew that kid, he was the first "friend" I made in the town we moved to because our dads worked together. Fucker made the whole situation even more depressing. All his social interactions were just embarassing, he had no filter and would say and do the darnest things, basically an aspie. Our friendship was extremely short lived. His sister had a nice ass though.
>>29247479
Did he do shit like talking crap about chad? Or inane bullshit like talking about comics and vidya no one cared about?
>that kid who obsesses over scooby doo in high school
>that kid who played Eminem's new music everyday
>that kid who comes next to the urinal and stares at your dick
>that kid who wears a red vs. blue jacket everyday
>that kid who spits in your vape
>that kid who pisses all over the bathroom
>that kid who says you stole his shirt when your mom clearly got it for you as a present
>that kid who comments on family posts on social media being a total nob
>that kid who tries to steal your stuff and puts it in random spot you checked a few minutes ago cause you told him hes not leaving until you find it
>that kid who constantly goes on about drugs and parties
>>29238083
>mfw i would do this, but only because i thought the joke was funny and didn't want it to go to waste
I-I just wanted people to laugh
>>29247543
No, that's a different kid. I know him too.
>tfw you've been an aspie magnet all your life
>>29238441
first one was me
teacher said I couldn't go to the bathroom
proved that bitch wrong
>that one Stacy who was friends with you because you had dark humor and made school shooting jokes
I got semi-popular with my entire class for my dark humor my junior/senior year and the bullying stopped. Thanks, Karla; I miss you.
>>29247839
Are you me? Lmao. Last aspie added to my friends was this white mofo who goes onto unpredictable anxiety attacks and socially retarded. He's super harmless though
>>29247873
Was tid close friends with a now Stacy in middle school, i even redpilled her on shit. She was one of the few who liked my dark humor. Everyone else got turned off or just thought i was weird.
>>29247958
The Stacy I knew had a really weird taste in music and humor, and we got along due to that reason. She'd sit next to me during classes and got me somewhat normalized. The bullying quickly stopped and the other Chads and Stacys were OK with me. I never had a crush on her or liked her, but I still miss her.Although a lot of the outcasts got angry at me and shunned me since I wasn't picked on anymore.
It's an abstract kind of feel.
>>29248017
the stacy i know was mocked by the "popular" side of the class. her mom passed away the year before so she was a bit fried up there and that didn't helped. i liked her but never made a move and shit. Didn't stop the bullying for me tho
>>29247925
Are any of the aspies in your life fuckin toxic? It feels that those in mine are slowly giving me cancer and it gets even worse when I try to distant myself from them. Fuckers can NOT handle rejection.
>>29248134
just a select few. Like this manlet, im a manlet too but he's shorter, who badmouths everyone. he isn't the shut in aspie though, more like the sociopathic aspie who goes on supreme gentleman rants. I need more friends though cause my high school bros are falling for the nihilism meme despite not being aspies.
I fucking hate when them aspies overthink it though. embarrassment won't kill you and that's something i had to learn by the bad way
>that kid who said he was working on an album with a record company
>would ask how it was going
>would always be told "he's working on it"
I'm pretty sure it crashed and burned since I haven't heard anything about it for a long while now
I was waiting for it to fail tho anyway
>>29238034
>that kid who threw rocks at bikers during the school hiking trip
>that kid who OD'd on heroin and died and was brought back to life
>that kid who's aunt had ties with some middle eastern mafia and held up someone at gunpoint at mcd's
>>29248299
>>29248299
That kid is me. It didn't go well.
>>29248240
The kid who talks shit about everyone and everything and is usually ranting, I know him too. Otherwise a nice fella but when he goes on a rant spree he becomes exhausting.
>>29248440
Yeah he's actually a good guy just wish he could work on restraint. And how to approach or talk to women cause he's thirsty as fuck but makes zero effort to talk with stranger women
>>29240873
>tfw I always stacked my deck in a certain order so every thing would work perfectly.
>those kids who never did any work in class but some managed to pass their Finals
>that kid who would never show up unless it was a test and fuckin aced it
I will never not be buttmad towards those kids
>>29241090
>tfw you have to manage an employee with down syndrome who is a huge pervert. He uses his disability as a cover to stalk women and little girls around the lobby.
>>29241405
I don't know why but I said my family was from Argentina.
>that kid who still sucked his thumb and hoped that no one would noticed his little albino raisin thumb
>that kid who still sucks his thumb
w-what a loser!
One good thing about getting older is that the memory fades, the bullying never stops though.
>>29248832
Holy shit anon that is horrible.
>that kid who said jokes in class that only the teacher laughed at.
>that kid who known by everyone as "that kid'
>that kid who's voice cracks when telling a joke in class and the only girl in school he liked laughed at the voice crack and not the joke
>that kid who literally wore a cat shirt and brought a broom to the school dance
>>29239524
>that kid who obviously deepened his voice
>feel like everyone thought this was me because I have an inhuman voice that sounds like the "deeper" mode on a cheap voice changer
>Sometimes when driving by myself I practice talking in a higher tone in hopes that when I meet new people I can talk at a more normal tone and they won't think I'm a freak
>hear myself in a video recording and want never speak again
>that kid that got cold-clocked by a girl
>>29245330
The 3ds came out like 5 years ago, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edBLFoRHRfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRhsyYqs-5Q
>>29242084
Holy fuck dude I can't understand a word you just typed
>>29248723
>those kids who never did any work in class but some managed to pass their Finals
That was me
Alex Jones may be a fat fuck but he's built like a tank, I mean just look at the guy. I bet if he's off his meds for long enough he will lay waste to thousands of banksters alone with his own bare hands.
>That group of social outcasts who installed nosteam CS 1.6 to school's lan drive.
>Others found out the game and it became so big a phenomenon to play Counter Strike during recesses and IT classes there were constantly at least some people playing, sometimes even like thirty people
>The Chadsquad took the credit for all of it
That group of social outcasts was my posse.
>>29238034
>that kid who Actually tricked normies into liking him by being mysterious
>mfw I was this kid but never got any normie to like me
>>29238034
>that kid who noclipped to school every morning
>that kid who speedhacked on mile days
>tfw 6'9" 270 pounds
Could have been a football playing Chad and gone to College for free, but I did Tech and Chess instead.
No regrets, though.
>that kid who pretended have lost his virginity earlier than he actually did and missed out on teenage love because he turned down every girl who liked him because they "probably wouldn't want to have sex"
I wish I could have prevented my birth.
>>29249701
lemme hear that shit
oregiginal
>that kid that bragged about going on 4chan and being a part of anonymous in middle school
>that kid who would tell an obvious lie and then insist it was true when you called him out, until you eventually gave in and just said "Whatever, dude", only for him to laugh at you and call you a retard for "actually believing it"
>>29238083
My brother was this kid, except he would pick the worst possible moment, repeat it as loudly as possible, and then blame me for ever telling it in the first place.
>>29238142
wwho else would it be?
>>29238034
>that kid who would constantly bully and hit you in class, and when you got angry or did something back went all like ''dude wtf are you doing? it was just a joke! geez anon you're not gonna shoot up the place are you?''
>>29245330
Every fucking time I post that there's a guy that can't do math. The 3DS came out five years ago. Someone could easily have gone through all of high school doing that.
>>29252648
almost underage, you start highschool when you're 13/14, lets say you bought 3DS in freshmen year + 5 = 18 years old/
>That kid who set his desk on fire during class
>that kid who drew huge dicks on every door of the school with some kind of spray during recess
>That kid who threatened to burn a teacher alive if she failed him
>that teacher who run over her favorite student with her car
>>29241001
>That kid who got a hug and a kiss on the cheek from his oneitis at graduation and was too speechless to say anything to her and he just let her walk away and he regrets it every day and he doesn't know what's wrong with him and now he's a 20 year old NEET
>>29238034
Alegz Jones would have made an amazing 90's wrestler!
>>29244623
ah fuck that shit
>that kid who lied about making dosh of the stock market
>that kid who lied about losing his virginity
>that kid who fucking told you megachu was a pikachu evolution and kept on about it for 5 years
>that kid who said that ALL DRAGONS BREATH FIRE AND IF IT DOESN'T IT NOT A REAL DRAGON
>that kid who kept saying 'that's what she said'
>that kid who you didn't know if it was a guy or girl
I've got a few interesting stories from my high school. It was a pretty fucking weird place. Anyone want to hear them?
>that kid who used to hurt small animals but now feels crippling guilt because of it
>that kid who took 18 years to figure out that his life is a waste with absolutely no notable achievements or niches to fit into
I still exist and I don't know why
>>29238596
I still know faggots like this
>telling boastful stories about shit you know absolutely isn't true
>not worth the fucking hassle and drama to call them out on it
>Have a day called muck up day where all the graduates get to do whatever the fuck they wanted
>That one graduate year which put jelly, glue and vegemite on all of the railings and toilet seats
>That one graduate year that put glitter on the ceiling fans so it would fly everywhere when they turned them on
>That one graduate year which bombed people with glue glitter bombs, eggs and feathers whenever they moved through the plaza
>That one graduate year which sprayed the teachers with a hose
>That one graduate year that zip-locked all the bags in the library area together
>That one graduate year that all wrote lewd things on their jersies so the later years couldn't have custom names on the back
>Those kids who would pull the "write a penis in permanent marker then draw something in whiteboard marker over it so when the teacher rubbed it off it would be left as a penis" joke
>Those kids who smoked in the toilets
>Those kids who actually had a secret place to smoke weed in the back that the teachers didn't know about
>Those kids that threw wet toilet paper on the corridor and bathroom ceilings
>Those two kids that everyone thought were gay together
>That one kid who wrote a creative writing piece about a school shooting and got suspended
>That one kid who threw poo in the corridor and left a literal shit stain on the wall
>That one kid who similarly threw soft cheese at the wall and left it there, then would go around giving people the "cheese touch"
>That one kid that actually wrote "gullible" on the classroom ceiling
>That one kid who drew a graffiti penis on one of the higher walls in the school where everyone in school or otherwise could see it and became a legend
>That one kid who flipped over all the tables in the west wing and nobody found out who it was
>That one bitch who was a notorious whore and wound up getting pregnant at 14
>That same bitch who stabbed someone in the hand with scissors and got expelled
Wew lad.
>>29245283
>>that kid who had trouble tying his shoes until 7th grade
hello
its me
I still can't tie my shoes at all and buy official-looking shoes either that can just be worn without any extras or have zippers on them.
>that kid who thought math was hilarious and was regularly laughing out loud in math class
>that kid who had a rumor spread about him being gay and everyone believed it
>>29249701
For years I thought I had a masculine voice, when I was 16 I heard it on a voice recorder for the first time ever.
To any one wondering I sound like Kyle's cousin in south park.
>>29241609
i did that, well, I certainly didn't sperg like that but i did go to reenactments and participate as well, what's wrong with that?
>That kid that everyone abandoned and then watched and laughed as he fell into a pit of self hatred, bitterness and self pity.
>That kid just wanted love from someone since he was neglected as a kid and love from anyone would be enough to save him from himself
>That kid that continually got pulled into his own foxhole from getting no love whatsoever.
>That kid that will probably never recover from the cruelness of the human race.
>>29250559
>Be in computer class
>Teacher was telling students about he can see search history and to keep shit on topic
>"So stop looking up tons of serial killer related stuff like Jeffrey Dahmer mr. you know who you are"
>Whole class looks back to me
>Teacher realizes what he did, he knows it was not me but can't say who it was
>"No it was'nt him, now back on topic..."
So I was "That Kid" to them, I never even visited those sites... I thought I was smart because I knew about search history and all that so I was careful but it did not even matter, all I ever did was visit Snopes.
>>29253638
oh jeziz
>that kid who stabbed me with a stanly knife
fakyaw
>>29248723
>sleep every class
>ace the tests
heh the smart but lazy meme turned out to be true:^)
>That kid that was always on the swingset, every recess for the entire year
I was that kid I actually had several kids ask why I was always swinging. IDK why but swinging always enhanced my day dreams.
>>29248723
>That kid who slept in every class, never got told off
>I look drouzy and the teacher has has a talk with me about going to bed on time
First time ever I wondered if certain races get special treatment because he was the only black kind in class.
>>29242015
Im guilty of this. Stole pokemon fire red from a guy, and then moved away. No regrets
>>29248723
>mfw that kid was me
>>29242015
Which one of you fuckers was it that borrowed shadow of the colossus then ditched the last day of school? Yes I still mad
>>29253638
You poor little fuck
>that kid who was in love with the creepy goth girl, kissed her once for but she turned into a lesbian
Fuck middle school.
>>29253601
How can anyone think math is "funny"? What?
>>29240950
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the suffering of man
