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>grandma gives me $400 as a "gift" >says buy
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>grandma gives me $400 as a "gift"
>says buy something nice for myself
>already have a pc
>already have internet connection
>parents provide me with food
>all basic need are covered
>what I long for cannot be bought
J-U-S-T
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>>29238030
Donate all of it to me
In response I'll mail you one frozen tendie
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Spend it all on scratch offs
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>>29238030
>all basic need covered
Sex is a basic need u beta feg
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You could travel.. all young people love travel, right?
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>>29238030
>Not buying a prostitute with gam gams money
Its what she would have wanted...
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Upgrade your PC then.
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>>29238106
It's not that I hate money, I just don't know what to do with it.

>>29238117
Traveling alone is like going to the cinema alone.

>>29238122
Well, now that I think about it, she literally said "buy something nice". Well, renting a girl is basically the same thing, right?
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>>29238106
Probably the best solution itt.
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Buy a shitbox and hit the togue while you blare eurobeat
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>>29238158
she knows you and she knows what you need.
are you a virgin?
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>>29238122
this. if you don't do this, you don't love your gram-gram.
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>>29238030
Invest it you faggot, your gran surely doesn't expect you to be such a sedentary shit
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>>29238030
Buy an instrument, preferably the Alto Sax. Learning woodwind instruments is pretty easy and if you find a liking to it, you can join a band. If you can play the Sax, then you can play the tenor and clarinet with just a little practice.

You could also buy a guitar. I'm thinking about getting one.
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>>29238030

Put it into savings. Save it for emergencies or when you want to make another big purchase.
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Shit, I'd buy a nice pair of shoes and clothes. Or put it in savings.
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>>29238232
>pair of shoes and clothes
Get out now
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>>29238232
grandma detected
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>>29238224
>You could also buy a guitar. I'm thinking about getting one.
I already have one. I fucking suck at it.
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>>29238244

Fuck you faggot. I like to look good even if I don't talk to people.

>>29238252

Definitely a grandma response, but is it wrong?
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buy food, you know how upset she gets when she hears you haven't eaten
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Get a gym membership, proteins, creatine, aminoacids, vitamins and steroids if you're low test.
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Buy hooker my man
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>>29238106
This. Either you win big, or nothing changes.
If you win a small prize just buy more.

If you would not have done anything with it anyway, there is really no harm done, or?

Though you could get a hooker yes.
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>>29238180
BASED /O/ COMES THROUGH
I thought I was the only one here lol

https://youtu.be/XF5q7ST22sg
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>>29238030
save for plastic surgery so you can become CHAD
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>>29238180

I wish I could be Tagumi for just one day ;_;
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>>29238030
Hey handsome! :3 looking for a gf???
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>>29238966
Yes as a matter of fact. What do you like to do?
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If you're fat you could get a gym membership. Or take your whole family out to dinner somewhere nice. Or do something fun with your grandma.
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>>29238030
OP this is what you do.

You Google search Muay Thai gyms near me. You go and visit them. Even entering to take a look. You dedicate yourself to this. You will love it. It will make you happy. It will bring you a girlfriend.

I guarantee it.
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Spend it on prostitutes anon. It won't make you any happier in the long run but will at least distract you for a little while.
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Make a little movie, send it to a festival and wait until a big hollywood studio hires you for a blockbuster, like Gareth Edwards or Jordan Vogt-Roberts
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Upgrade to the latest AMD GFX card.
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>>29239083
I like to go shopping with a guy and let him buy me whatever I want.
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>>29239150
Why? I rarely play any games and the ones I play run just fine.

>>29239155
That's a nice hobby. Hey listen, wanna see a movie?
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>>29239155
sounds hot desu

C-can grams come with us?
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>>29239187
Yes if you are paying lmao xD

>>29239205
Yeah if she brings her purse
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>>29239280
Do you like holding hands? My hands are big so they will cover much of yours
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>>29238030
Buy a fancy jacket and get a fancy haircut
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>>29239342
Yes that's fine but I'm too shy to hold hands in public :<
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It's easy to waste money on useless stupid stuff
Buy a bigger monitor, mechanical keyboard, mouse, etc from newegg
Buy some cloths, shoes, and cologne you really like
Buy a console
Buy some figurines online
Buy some books you really want
Buy some headphones
Don't get a prostitute, buy some sex toys from KonojoToys, will last longer
Buy some lego architecture
Buy an air purifier
Buy a new desk
Buy an instrument
Buy a dragon dildo
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>>29239486
do you Iove me?
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>>29238030
>>29238030
buy some vape gear plus ejuice
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>>29238030
>he doesn't temporary fill the void in his soul by ordering cheap chinese crap off the internet
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>>29239542
Yes you are my one and only and I will do anything for you
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Confey headphones
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You could always give it to charity, you don't seem to have a use for it while others would
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>>29239613
YES

thank you grandma!
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>>29239657
I'm depressed, not stupid.
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>go to casino
>find roulette table
>bet $400 on black

Same as the scratcher idea except much quicker and better odds of winning big
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>>29238117
See, when normies say they like to "travel" they don't mean they like to immerse themselves in new cultures and customs and learn about foreign countries, they mean they like to go to bars in different countries and fuck.
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>>29239738
also take selfies with landmarks in the background
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>>29238030
Use it to be nice to someone

Or use it to better yourself
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Don't be a dumbass. Save it and use it when you have a good reason to. That could be a month of rent when you move out, or a lot of gas or groceries.

You're lucky you have someone who will give you $400 as a present. I'm upper middle class and I don't have that.
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Buy a bitchin' fondue set and make gross out threads on /ck/ with it, you know melting twinkies and pouring it on pizza or something
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buy 26 24-packs of steel reserve
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>>29238030
Save it for when your parents eventually kick you out of the house
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