Have any fembots here done anal before?
>>29237422
I want to fill up a fembot's butt with my semen RIGHT NOW
>>29237422
WTF did she fuck a bull or something?
>>29237422
That's a lot of cum.
>You will never be creampied like that by astraightcute chad.
Feels bad mang.
Fuck off i wan get laiiiiddd
>>29237422
I've done anal a few times with my fiance. It's pretty fun, but I imagine it's better for men. Jealous.
I have and I didn't like it. I ended up crying because it hurt so much. Boyfriend offered to stop, but I told him to keep going until he cums so that maybe I can get used to it.
Later on I read that you're supposed to prep yourself for about a week before you should try anal.
I would never do it again because anal makes me paranoid. I keep thinking that maybe I'll shit all over his dick or I'll end up farting or something much worse.
>>29238197
>something much worse
what is worse than shitting all over his dick?
What percentage of men actually wants to fuck an ass irl?
>>29238373
Locking up his dick with your asshole muscles
>>29238497
Gonna go with 90%. Did it with my wife and omg it's the best.
>>29238497
I'm a virgin. I want to fuck an ass more than a vagina. It's dirty, and that's good.
>>29238497
Out of all of the men who masturbate to porn?
99% of them
>>29238197
Di you even oil
You suppose to oil
>>29237891
>maleanon here
I've given anal about 5 times. It's really good for about 5 minutes or so, then the anus kind of conforms and it kinda sucks after that.
>>29237422
Chad here,
Anal is actually pretty unsatisfying for both parties involved. I had a disgusting experience when i was 15 that terrified me of anal sex.
>15
>curious about anal
>fuck girlfriend in ass
>she didn't give herself an enema(had no idea what that was back then)
>shit all over dick and pelvic area
>neveragain.jpg
Ive had a couple girls ask me put it in their ass during sex but I just slightly cringe at the thought of it. Also, im afraid of hurting them because im 6'4 and have a proportionate dick for my body, about 7" maybe 7.5" on a good day and imagine that would hurt if I went balls deep.
Side note, I like wearing lightly colored track pants without underwear when I go to the gym to show my half chub.
I exclusively jerk off to anal porn, anal queens, anal camgirls, a personal preference for cute demure girls with big gapes. But when I've been with someone IR I don't think about it at all.
>>29238197
>Later on I read that you're supposed to prep yourself for about a week before you should try anal.
Then whats the point??
>>29238720
>putting your dick where da poo poo comes from
>going in raw
you had it coming desu. a real chad wouldn't have this happen to him. hello brad
I haven't even done vaginal before.
Any fembots willing to have their assholes licked
5'10" 165 muscular
I've only done it with a cute trap. It didn't hurt because he/she whatever was small, but I liked it. He/whatever had the cutest moans.
It's only predictable you guys would find the asshole more desireable than vag, you are all the bottomfeeders of society.
>>29238985
Virgins? on /r9k? Blasphemous.
>>29239045
Yeah..? Roast beef is fucking gross. I'd take a butthole any day.
>>29239019
Fuu, what a passionate anal kisser.
Makes me want to just clean and shave my ass and pay a whore to lick my ass again, but I don't feel like dropping 150 euros for that.
Time to masturbate
>>29238954
I mean, i clearly wasn't a chad at 15 year old.
i used to fuck my ex gfs ass daily. id tell her to fart while i was thrusting inside her. a few times she shat all over me. it just made me cum harder and faster.
>>29237514
Isnt he implies straight if he's nailing a fembutt?
Wait
You must be one of them homosexuals
>>29238197
Male here, complete bullshit. Went over to my mtf gf at the time and she offered to fuck me this time. Lubed up and only hurt for like 2 minutes. You're just a baby
>inb4 'she'
Heterosexual anal is literally for closeted gays who don't wanna admit they're fags
>>29239422
stale meme, my friend
female ass is tighter anyway, and female open ass smells 10x better.
>>29239422
Or people who don't want aids
>>29238497
I'm a virgin and it seems dirty on paper but I would be willing to try it with a condom and if the woman was clean.
I let my bf fuck my ass on occasion. It's not his favourite thing to do but we sometime get around to it. We both enjoy it a lot.
It's weird because I outright refused to do anal before him, but he's also the biggest I've had so idk. It hurts a little at first but really is tolerable and transitions into feeling good
>>29239422
I bet you only masturbate to lesbians.
>>29239386
Well I'm a fag but for straight Chad I wouldn't mind being a roastie. It's way easier to get the kind of guy I'm attracted to if I was a girl anyways.
And no I'm not a tranny. Just a fag that wouldn't mind being a female to get dicked by straight men.
>>29239639
Get shot, faggot.
>>29239653
I'm not murican, Ahmed.
>>29239293
Pack that fudge you are romeo, don't even take a shit if you don't have to!
I don't get it. Do you need enema or you can just do it whenever you don't feel like going to the bathroom?
>>29238197
Man, that sounds hot. Go for round 2
>>29238571
If anything, he'll beg for that
>>29239639
Straights don't want gays, retard.
You are the cancer of gay culture
>Muh masc str8 boys
>>29239848
I said if I was a girl I could get a lot of straight cock.
Can you read?
>>29239848
What else would you practice for girls on, your hand?
>>29239848
>>29239653
Look nigga, if I looked like pic you wouldn't want to rail me just because I'm a fag?
You're all doomed when we have VR I will fuck all you straight boys and you will think I'm a chick. Bitches.
>>29237422
Tried it, was better than piv. I had put stuff in my butt before tho so it was more stretched out and it didn't hurt that much.
>>29237422
>Begged my first and only gf to at least try.
>Begged for a like 5 years she always said no, not even a finger.
She dumped after 5 years and like months after I receive a text when she says that she did it with her new bf and it's not that bad after.
Normie BTFO I guess.
Fuck women, never again.
>>29238655
This is completely incorrect you stupid degenerate faggot
>>29240632
Why would she ever send you a text like that lol
I've done anal quite a bit. Obviously I'm a crazy riddled with issues but I've always been a bit of a buttslut. I used to fuck my ass as a kid, I don't own a sharpie that hasn't been in my pooper, and I basically crave it there all the time.
Now I've had anal sex with a real life boy and sometimes it hurts and I push him away, but if he didn't back off, I'd be really into it if he fucked me hard anyway. I love when he fucks my ass. I don't always tidy up before it's time, as in I don't always do an enema.
The last time we had anal, we finally encountered a poop issue. It was not healthy poop either because I'm bulimic. It was... horrifying. He handled it well though, so we're not going to stop doing it. I'm glad, but I'm a whole lot more paranoid now. It was gross. Never again.
>>29240756
I don't even know, when she dumped me she tried her best to keep me around and orbit me as a friend.
I did not accepted any of that shit and cut all contacts, she got pretty mad and started throwing all kinds of shit at me. I literally ignored her even if it hurt like hell. Apparently that got her pretty mad because she texted me that. I stalked her fb to see if it was legit and yeah apprently she lives a sucessful life in the dick riding department.
1 year dry spell going strong I don't even want to be around women anymore, this bitch broke me and that's why I'm bitter as shit.
>>29237422
I lost my anal virginity yesterday.
>having sex with loving boyfriendo
>he is taking me from behind
>the sex we have is always really great so I'm soaking wet
>we are slightly drunk
>remember he has mentioned wanting to do anal with me and I've always vehemently disagreed
>joked that I would only give my butt virginity to my husband
>nonetheless turn around and say "we should do anal sometime" in an attempt to be sexy
>he kind of smirks and says, "What about now?"
>he pulls out of my vagina and thrusts his dick into my asshole
>terrified that there might be a bullet in the chamber so I tense up a lot
>nonetheless there is absolutely no impedance, it slides right in but it hurts a lot because there wasn't any prep
>does me from behind for a little bit, moaning and praising me for how tight my butthole is
>I'm very obviously in pain and he offers to stop but I want to impress him so I tell him to keep going
>isn't able to cum but he says I took it like a champ and he'd like to do it properly again sometime
>we take a shower
>mfw for the rest of the night until I fall asleep, and today when I am limping
Now he has to marry me.
>>29240935
> mfw he gets bored of you, now that you gave up the last thing he was waiting for, and runs off with the next Stacy that he sees.
>>29241473
I have become bored of you.
>>29238497
I want to hurt her with my penis
>>29238720
Show us your dick. Do you care who looks at that half-chub?
>>29240935
>read this post while listening to The Mark Has Been Made by NIN
How fitting.
https://youtu.be/dnkT2vS1Sqw
>>29239019
Is girls wanting to lick a guy's butt one of those things that's just getting big now thanks to porn? One girl I was with said she wanted to hold me down and lick my ass (never got around to it though) and maybe I'm self-conscious there but I can't help finding the prospect a bit weird, if she insisted then I suppose I'd indulge her though
>>29240632
>normie BTFO
>implying normies aren't into degenerate sexual activities in the masses
Oh anon.
>>29238497
Some wanna try it, but not me. I used to have Chad friends who would always talk about what girls they fucked at their latest party. Anyway they said their dicks got infected and swollen from anal. They had to go to the doctor and were prescribed some antibiotics.
You fembots are fucking disgusting
you probably shit in each others mouths
>>29243341
>he still buys toilet paper
>he doesn't take the obvious, more cost-efficient and convenient approach
How do I clean my ass?
I can't really use an enema because everytime I do, I get constipated for like a week and need another enema to shit again, its like a chain reaction and I can't really stop it
Are there other ways? Send help please
>>29242759
probably. sounds hot desu. Never had a girl voluntarily offer that before.
What was she like appearance wise? I always thought that less attractive people tend to have crazy fetishes due to internet porn and loneliness. Not an insult, since I believe i'm similar.
>>29243928
Slightly tomboyish and acted the part sometimes but overall still attractive and she was toned from playing sports in school
She was also into a few other unconvential things like pegging andmpreg, said she had a brief period when she was younger where she fantasized often about having a penis, and sometimes she'd send me some random gay porn clip of two twink boys she found on her phone
We didn't have enough time to actually indulge those things but she certainly liked to talk about them at least
>>29244095
>googled mpreg
I'm not sure why the context didn't give it away, but now I have to to burn this computer, thanks fag.
>>29243878
If you're a fembot a robot would probably suck the shit out of your ass
>>29243878
is it really so much of a problem?
i had one gf who preferred anal
lots of sex behind bushes or under stairwells, she was never prepared
i can remember my cock being slightly brown tinted once or twice, but that was the worst of it
no shit dick whatsoevershe also did atm all the time with no second thought
>>29238497
Anal sex is overrated.
Now eating a hot sexy girlbutt...that's spectacular.
>>29241848
Here's a flaccid nude, late reply sorry
>>29244344
nice dubs, nice body
>>29244256
>>29244315
My boyfriend doesn't want to do it at all if I don't enema because he says he doesn't want to risk it
I even told him I could try taking out bits that were still in there myself after pooping. Still said no because it wouldn't be clean. This makes me sad honestly
>>29238497
After doing it a couple times I don't really like it enough for it to be worth the bother but I'll indulge someone if they really like it
>>29244319
I've been with one girl where I started fantasizing about doing this with her and I know she would most likely have said yes, but it seems like one of those things that's better left to fantasy and I'm not sure I could bring myself to actually put tongue to ass
>>29244315
The first time I had sex was with an older woman and she went A->P twice that time without skipping a beat, that was a bit unsettling
>>29244452
Lol your nasty as fuck
>>29244482
>fantasy vs reality of eating ass
Fair enough. I have a few of those myself. But I can tell you that I personally LOVE to eat ass. When you go down on a girl, it's easy to get a good whiff. You'll know if it's in a lickable state pretty quickly. If it smells like shit, then she's a nasty bitch and you should stay away. Probably it will smell like a sweaty pussy, though, because her butthole is a little pheromone trap. The smell is intoxicating, and the taste is even better.
I would give up every other comfort in life for easily accessible girlbutt to lick. I like it more than sex or getting head.
Got an opportunity to do it the last time I had a girlfriend many years ago now.
Always loved ass play: licking, tonguing and fingering.
Got one that wanted all that and more.
Fucking was nice, a bit tighter. Surprised that there was no shit and thus no prep needed. She had a poor diet so her shits were probably always rock hard with no mess left in the anus.
I didn't want to do it as often as she did because it stings a little in there and you HAVE to pee afterwards and you CAN'T stick it back in her pussy otherwise there might be infections galore.
If I ever get a girlfriend again and her pussy is adequately tight, I'm not going back there unless she wants it.
I'll still lick the shit out of it....wait, that came out wrong, fuck
>>29244452
maybe you just need to eat a lot of fiber
i can't really remember us eating well thought. mainly baguettes and stolen cheese.
maybe it's a matter of technique. she was really tight between the two sphincters. maybe she squeezed a little more even while i pulled out to squeegee it off.
maybe she was just one in a million
she was so all about anal that she'd smile and kiss me later whenever she felt the gross cold cum run out
>>29244552
I can see where you're coming from there since you just described how I feel about eating pussy, part of me still can't shake the sense that it would be filthy though and I guess that's also why I'm still not sure what's up with some girls actually wanting to lick a guy's anus
>>29244603
Girls probably eat guy ass for humiliation or something.
I eat girl ass because it's fucking delicious.
>>29244633
Depends whose humiliation you mean, I could see some girls out there being into it as a form of submission to their partner but the girls I've known who said they were into eating guy ass tended to be more sexually aggressive; they were more the types who would also be interested in pegging or having a guy they could generally order around in bed
>>29244633
you might have a scat fetish, go see a therapist
>>29244344
Nice. Very good size. Thanks!
No. And I am never doing it. It's disgusting. Any guy that tries to have anal will have me "accidentally" shit all over him.
>>29237422
Heteros should all be gassed. You cant even do anal properly. All these stories about sticking it into unprepped asses make me want to vomit.
I have.been analy fucking my twink bf daily for the last two years and have feces has never been present.
Feels better than when I fucked his sister in the same way. He takes It like a champ and even rides me. Girls complain and cry. Which is great if your into that, but makes sex to annoying otherwise.
Only solo I'm trying to figure out how to bring up the idea with my fiancee
>>29240735
it is absolutely correct faggot
>>29238720
>5'3
>7" dick
at least god gave me something
>>29246217
Take a photo of yourself standing nude in front of a funhouse mirror and get people throwing themselves at you
>>29246295
audible kek but it's all good senpai, I don't have women issues.
