Let me tell you boys somethin'
I've had sex with women and I've been a fleshlight enthusiast for a while and fleshlights beat out real women every time.
There's no nagging, no pressure to satisfy another person and no bitching when you can't fuck like a pornstar for 2 hours like most women expect.
Just cum and go about your day. Its an infinitely cheaper and less stressful alternative. The only criticism I have is that a fleshlight can't stay as consistently warm as a real vagina.
Every robot should own one.
>>29237012
Do you know if the ones from ebay at 10-15 dollarydoos are any good?
>>29237012
whats the best way to warm it up, and which brands feel the best / realest?
>>29237109
I never went that cheap. I always bought the $60-$80 ones.
Next time you go to buy a game, buy a Fleshlight instead.
hold up i have something to say but my stealth itches, i have to rub some ointment on it. don't go anywhere. might be a while, i may have to take a #3.
Anyone else have any opinions on this? I feel like my hand would be better and its just a gimmick
>>29237128
Soak the sleeve in hot water for 15 minutes before use. Use that time to get hard because it won't stay warm for long.
Also use a water based lubricant liberally on the opening and the tip of your dick..
>>29237012
Just bang a dog stays warm loves u back
>>29237012
I had one a few years ago but left cum in it for a few days and it got really gross so I had to throw it out, I kind of want to buy a new one because using my hand is getting old.
>>29237128
not OP but I bought straight from the Fleshligh store. picked up the one modeled after jenna haze
>>29237156
it is better than hand action
>>29237173
probably more socially acceptable than lusting after women at this point
once you have a really good one you'll never want to back to the hassle of a regular one, just know this before buying one in case you actually enjoy the presence of women sometimes or have the slight chance of wife-ing and having children with a woman.
>>29237130
dont buy fleshlights you faggot
onaholes are leagues ahead of fleshlight and are cheaper most of the times
>>29237232
>onaholes
If youre a fucking weeb
Onaholes are cumbersome, hard to use, and aren't as accurate as the real thing
>>29237232
onaholes suck I bought two and they weren't as good as a fleshlight I could fuck my fleshlight, but with onaholes I had to use it like im jerking off and can't just put it on my bed and fuck it
>>29237012
>stealth
>in case you wanna fuck a keyhole
wtf is that
>fuck like a pornstar for 2 hours
I broke up with my first girlfriend for this reason.
She wanted to fuck for an hour. I don't mean from foreplay to climax I mean she expected me to keep up penetration for an hour straight.
She implied I was less than a man for not being able to and told me her ex could do it no problem.
Maybe I will buy a fucking fleshlight
>>29237497
In case grandma comes over and doesnt see a rubber pussy in a can immediately
>>29237549
Oh
that makes sense i guess
>>29237502
>She implied I was less than a man for not being able to and told me her ex could do it no problem.
>she expected me to keep up penetration for an hour straight.
do women actually have such high sex standards that they expect you to last for an hour and/or more?
The only way anyone can last for an hour or more is if her hole is more loose than a fat guy's underwear waist band
>>29237502
Really? My last gf was worn out after our usual 15-30 minutes(depending how long foreplay lasted). Maybe you really are a wimpy loser if you can't satisfy her in less than an hour.more than likely she was born less sensitive than other girls and is therefore worthless.
The heating lube the site sells is pretty great, not perfect but better than a cold one.
>>29237629
>do women actually have such high sex standards
yes. and high standards in every other facet of life
>>29237632
She admitted to me she could only cum from clitoral stimulation, but was still angry at me for not being up to her ridiculous standards
>>29237502
Look dude, as fucked up as that experience is, it's not necessarily the norm.
Yeah there are some fucking headcase grills out there, but not all have such unrealistic expectations.
I can't last for fucking ages but I had one nymph ex who was loose from all the dick she's had in the past, and she kept asking me if I was going to cum.
Not everyone expects it to go on so long.
>>29237683
but an hour of keeping up with penetration is impossible unless you have a dick that has no nerve endings
that's just over the top, t b h
>>29237771
women are stupid and live in a distorted reality
why don't they just make an electric one you can plug in so it stays warm?
>Commission check comes in
>Tax rebate comes in
>Add some money from savings
I'm legit considering a Real Doll at this point and giving up.
>>29238032
Because fucking something that is plugged into an outlet is not a good idea.
>>29237012
>Pleblights
>>29238461
Welcome to the darkside.
>>29237012
Tfw I have an enjoy onahole cup coming in the mail
>mfw its probably illegal to get a loli-realdoll in my country
Not that I would ever get a real doll at all, its just the concept of normies that makes me dislike them so much
What could stealth be?
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>>29240195
Stealth is the hole that you can fuck, when you stab
some girl with a knife.
>>29237502
>>29237632
>Caring what women want and think
