>be American
>go to a club
>get shot
>>29236757
>be european
>get kicked out of house for immigrant
>go to concert
>get shot
>be robot
>post on /r9k/
>die a virgin
>be European
>have no gun to shoot yourself with
>be american
>go to a gay club
>finger some bungholes and lick peepees
>get shot
>>29236757
>Be Russian
>Get blocked from 4chan
>be American
>go to college in the northwest
>get shot
>>29236784
I laughed.Even though I'm laughing at myself.
>be turkish
>say a joke about erdogan
>get arrested