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what's your experience with Tinder, how do you use it?
I just got it and I even matched with a couple girls but I don't know what to say
Personally I hate having to prove myself to girls as quickly as possible over instant messaging. I'm better off talking in person.
To me it would mean complete and utter defeat to even have this app on my phone let alone use it.
>>29235451
tinder is dead
ur 2 years late
>>29235451
I've had it for three weeks. Last week I went to a movie with a girl which was fun. We met up two days later and had sex (ending my four-year dry streak) but afterwards I told her I wasn't interested in seeing her again because it made me uncomfortable that she was into me.
Just message them based on their writeup/photos/instagram. If you want to get really elite, use google to find their Facebooks and other social media, and then gather clues based on that. I don't bother messaging girls who only have bland photos and no writeup. It's a shitty app desu.
>>29235676
what do you mean? there's definitely people in it.
what's alive now?
>>29235451
Here's an experience I had
I have swiped maybe 2,000, maybe 4,000 girls to the right. I have gotten maybe 60 matches. I have met only 2 in person. One was obese, but good enough for a few weeks of casual sex. one was morbidly, grossly, wal-mart scooter obese and I got out of the date ASAP.
My photos are not ugly. I am an ok-looking guy.
>>29235702
Trying to cheat the robot
Posting my experience
>>29235757
Came off to stronf
>>29235780
Why me fuck
>having a Facebook
>robot
get off my /r9k/ reee
>>29235796
You fucked up. Learn from it and move on.
>>29235780
>i already took my bra off
sounds like she was getting ready to me
>made a profile last night
>only 1 match
Every girl is either a Stacey whore (bikini pics and partying pics), a young single mom, or just gross. Is there a dating app with just normal people?
>>29235451
around 90 matches yet I havent met anyone from there or had a conversation that lasted longer than a couple of messages.
How do you work this shit? Is it supposed to be some giving-away-your-number app or are you supposed to ask "WANT TO MEET?" immediatly?
>>29235841
You need to exchange numbers/ask them out within 1-2 hours of conversation.
>>29235796
reply "how about now" then send an impatient anime girl
>>29235833
hahaha you are just ugly
>>29235841
Go on their bio and ask about their interests, autist.
>>29235833
>only one day with it
>already a match
Get out
>>29235884
I've tried that too, but then they stop responding or say "Sure!" and then I never hear from them again (even if I suggest something).
>>29235897
I do
>>29235906
women in general are flaky and even more so on online dating apps
it's just part of the game
>>29235924
this game sucks. what cheat codes are available?
>>29235924
This.
>>29235906
You need to be persistent. Eventually things will click.
I also recommend going after meh looking girls with interests as opposed to the hot, boring staceys.
>>29235942
be 6'+
fit and well muscled
attractive
be charming
>>29235971
i thought of another one
>be rich
>>29235833
Christian Mingle?
>swipe right on everyone
>get zero matches
>uninstall
>try again a fee months later
Rinse and repeat several times
I met my girlfriend of 8 months on tinder. Before meeting her it was pretty cool. Don't take it to seriously and just fuck around with people. If something good comes out of it so be it. But it took a lot of awkward matches to get to my girlfriend. One was a girl who looked nothing like her pictures at all and had pink eye the first time we met up. Another was this girl who seemed to be really into me and after a week of back and forth texting texted me freaking out saying she had a boyfriend already. And another turned into being a good friend of mine that i didn't end up dating but we hung out a couple times and we're still friends now.
>>29236180
It apparently detects if you're swiping indiscriminately and cucks you somehow FYI.
>>29236227
Nice it worked out desu. What's your tinder gf like?
I met my boyfriend on Tinder but there are a lot of weridos on there. I'm not even talking 'weirdos' in the sense of autismos or maladjusted people. I mean people messaging me asking if I've ever thought about having sex with a dog or asking if I want to dominate them and spit on them while I force them to watch me having sex with someone else. I can't deal with that shit. The day I started speaking to my now bf was the day I was most on the verge of quitting that place.
>>29235897
>Go on their bio and ask about their interests, autist.
then what?
>>29236235
How do I undo this cuckolding
Would tinder work outside america?Would it work in Europe?Would it work in Spain? Im lonley
>>29236296
Then ask them about their interests. Honestly if you need this much hand holding already you may as well just give up.
>>29236340
Reset the app and start swiping selectively.
am
>5'9"
>put it in my bio
>no matches
>remove it and try again
>few matches
>nice conversations going till they eventually ask for my height
>I tell them
>sorry, you're too short.
>this happens 3 more times
>uninstall it
Such is life.
>>29236349
I travel to Italy a lot to see family and it works really well there. The women are more straight forward and don't feel bad for just saying they want sex and nothing else.
>>29236375
Reset the app? So delete profile and clear the app data?
>>29236349
It should. You have nothing to lose, Juanito.
>>29236380
Just match with short girls, lad. There's loads of them.
>>29236396
Yeah, I'd try that.
Has anyone besides >>29236227 actually achieved something with tinder?Is it gud for fug?
>>29235686
Should we also dig through their trash too you creep?
>>29235707
But you're unfunny and hateful so your personality sucks
>>29235686
Pics of the girl?
oregano
>>29236425
I uninstalled the app entirely instead. I quit
>>29236568
Don't give up.
You'll bitch later about being a lonley fuck. Give it a try.
>>29236505
I'm paranoid she might lurk tbpf. She games and brought up waifus.
She was pretty short,half black, and had a gigantic ass. I just got scared off because she was 4 years younger than me, and was way more interested in me than I was in her.
>>29236473
Just saying what worked for me, friendo.
>>29236568
You have nothing to lose, m8.
Started talking to a 7/10. She was impressed with my pickup line, conversation kinda died though. She eventually unmatched me. Feelsbadman.
>>29236622
Rate her out of ten.be honest, no one is gonna judge you.
>>29236666
Probs like a 6.5 generally, 7 on a really good day.
>>29236622
you are retarded if you think she lurks and will somehow find this thread.
>>29236622
come on, man. She'll never know.we'll keep your secret, anon
>>29236695
w/e lad, maybe I respect her privacy
>>29236713give me a throwaway email
origami
>>29235780
This is what you should have said
>Do you want to have sex? I'm pretty straight forward.
>I need a yes or a no.
>What's your schedule like this week.
>>29236752
[email protected]
There you go, senpai.
>>29236380
Just lie and wear cowboy boots or something.
Also helps if the boot wearing takes place in the southwest.
>>29236776
Enjoy your gay porn.
>>29236776
sent, fampai
oregon
>>29236753
Its okay I have more hoes
>>29236871
da fuq.
There's no pic attached.
>>29236908
there should be lad
>>29236908
Oops, sorry. Sent again
>>29236890
daaamn nigga she flat out asked to sit on your face
>>29236890
Show us your profile bro
>>29236926
I know people that lurk and I dont want people knowing I lurk here
>>29235451
>how do you use it
Get a friend with a DSLR camera, dress well, and have a nice hair cut.
This is less about how you look and more about how you can make yourself look. You are building a brochure for yourself.
>>29235707
I'm definitely the funniest and most interesting person in this thread right now. If you think funny people are funny in literally every sentence they say, you're retarded. most funny people are angry and sad and humor is how they deal with it. if you think you can tell what my personality is like in one post, you're again, retarded. my main tinder photo is of myself participating an in obscure extreme sport. my life is filled with passions and hobbies. Women don't care about that shit. I have low social status. That's 100% of what women care about for dating. I'm a 6/10 in looks. women only have casual sex with 9s and up.
>>29236919
can't see it either. shit.
Try this one, please. If it doesnt work either, we'll call it a day.
[email protected]
I'm going to be a junior at uni in a few months. I met my current gf from Tinder the 3rd day in of my freshman year. Back then, I had gotten no matches. She blew my expectations by actually sending me a message first and being my first match. That was almost two years ago now. The whole experience has been surreal. But, it can happen.
>>29236982
File is too large to send to a mailinator apparently. Gmail or openmailbox only takes 45 seconds to create.
>>29237070
>There was a problem. Please contact the administrator. Internal reference 010908.
FUCK MY LIFE (and openmail). I'll create a gmail.
>>29237161
It's a pretty lame pic, I hope you're not expecting much.
>>29237174
[email protected]
I just want to know how are the girls that use the app.
>you have a match
>it's an asian girl
like fucking clockwork. Why do they like me?
>>29237214
Let me know if you get that one.
>>29237244
Yup, finally.
She is `not-so-bad, i guess. Wouldn't be my type though.
Thanks man.
>>29237288
No prob, thanks for the interest familia.
>>29236962
>I'm definitely the funniest and most interesting person in this thread right now
You seem like a faggot to be honest with you
>not posting the picture for the rest of us
i thought we were a brotherhood
>>29235451
When I used it I got about 1-2 matches a day. I've been on 3 Tinder dates, the 3rd date is currently my gf. We've been dating for over 3 months now.
>>29237404
What's she like?
oregano
>>29237427
She's a couple years younger than me, studying in university. She's really sweet, definitely cute and quite a bit smaller than me. We share a few interests and are a bit similar personality wise.
There's a lot of sluts on Tinder, people looking for one night stands, even people who are already in relationships and looking for friends, but there are a few decent girls on there that are genuinely looking to date. It's almost like rolling a dice, keep rolling until you get the number you're looking for.
Don't Tinder while drunk
>>29237531
I don't even remember writing this
>>29237569
The most Beta thing i've ever done
>>29237531
>>29237569
>>29237589
>O hai nigress
>Btw im still a virgin
Wew lad.
>>29237712
Her calling me adorable is probably the most painful thing a girl has ever said to me
>>29237842
Shit man, a girl always called me adorable and cute. I asked her, what does that mean? "Oh it means you're like a puppy, I can snuggle with you and squish your face!". What the fuck.
>>29237288
post the pic orgegete
I need some advice. I've used the app Swipely to show me people who've already liked me. When I go on Tinder and like them back, nothing happens. Also I've used Steven Kelly's photographs and got nothing, no matches. I emailed Tinder about it and got 10 matches instantly, then nothing for an hour or so. I replied to the email I sent and got another five instantly, then nothing again! I think for some reason I get blocked/shadowbanned when I try using Tinder. Maybe I'm jumping to conclusions, and I'm just that unappealing, but like I said I'm using Steven Kelly's photos here and I'm seeing some strange patterns.
>>29238169
I've heard if you swipe everyone to the right, you can get shadowbanned. It's not confirmed but swipe left every once in a while if you're doing that.
>>29235686
>3 weeks
>getting matches
I get a match once a month - the UK sucks, or maybe I suck, fuck knows but my 52 matches that I've accumulated over the course of about 2 years have gotten me nowhere.
>>29236349
It works better in europe since it's more densely populated, but good look finding english speakers in spain.
>>29238345
I've gotten about 70 matches in 3 weeks m8. Are you in a super rural area? Your profile must need a lot of work.
>>29236487
>implying people swipe dependent on personality
>being this retarded
His bio would have to have some serious dogshit in it to prevent matches.
>>29238345
Let me tell you what. A chad at my work broke up with his girlfriend a couple of weeks ago and thought he'd try tinder a few days ago. This bastard got 100+ matches in over 3 days. He insists he is a robot as well, it really pisses me off.
>>29238412
I run out of swipes daily, East Anglia, it's dense enough but I think there's higher standards here
>>29238454
Yeah but what's his profile? with good angles and a minimalist bio you can get loads but I stick to honesty in mine ngl, and I've got fuck all to talk about - I cant even make conversation with my friends that often because fuck knows maybe I'm broken.
Got laid 3 times last week with tinder. London is BASED
>>29238515
He has 3 selfies, his bio is something like this
> Beard. Tattoos. Tech Addict. etc.
To all of his matches he says "Hey, what's up :)" and gets replies 95% of the time. He's even been super liked a few times. He's definitely a chad.
>>29238583
>Tattoos
Yeah that's a big winner with alot of grills, but tech addict is a good way to put a gamer / avid meme reader / 4channer / redditor etc
I'll redo my profile I guess
>>29238495
Are you being picky with the slags you swipe, tho?
>want to make a tinder
>have absolutely no photos of me from the past three years
I hate being such a sperg
>>29238674
na na na swipe right or die man - if you're swiping left you might as well not be in the game
>>29238745
If you do plan to make some pictures, have a couple selfies, a picture of you and friends/family if you have any, and you doing stuff outside like hiking or petting a dog or some shit.
>>29238771
>cont
Thing is I'm not even fat, I've got an athletic build (i dont run but I've had a PT for a while and some occasional stints to the gym, not skeleton really.
do you need a big dick to do hook ups on tinder?
my dick is p small
>>29238771
It's been mentioned twice in this thread, but apparently if you swipe left nonstop the app cucks you and reduces your matches. Might wanna reset your account and exercise more discretion, lad.
>>29238771
>>29238846
*if you swipe right nonstop I mean
>>29238826
You have to get as far to being in a situation where you're about to have sex before they find out about that.
>>29238858
Seriously? Fuck. Okay - I'll nuke and redo - my current matches weren't doing anything for me anyway - use superlike or nah?
>>29238826
Make an account. Don't worry about shit like that until you've got a dtf female.
>>29238879
I only superlike obvious meme accounts. I think it's kind of a beta move, but I'm not sure how British girls respond to it.
>>29238903
ty ty ty gotcha, thanks for the help bru
>>29238942
np friendo, best of luck with it
