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Name one waifu better than this. pro tip: you absolutely fucking
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Name one waifu better than this.

pro tip: you absolutely fucking cannot because she is the perfect waifu

no maxfags
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Mercy from Overwatch is cute. She'll kiss your booboo.
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>>29235406
Was there a more boring and pretentious game than this? But seriously what the hell.
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Your waifu is absolute shit tier. You should be ashamed of it.
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>>29235441
Beginner's guide from the faglord who made Stanley's parable.
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Perfection incarnate in a single waifu.
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>>29235406
Could you even pick a worse waifu?
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>>29235478
Holy shit that game sucked fucking bad.

I was actually pissed off at the end that I'd sat through it.
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I want to hate fuck Chloe so badly.
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>ywn be Max
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>>29235460
Very, very good taste, my waifu as well. She is pure and lovely.
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>people unironically like this and STILL talk about it non-stop as of today
>there have been hundreds of general threads for this on /vg/

Katawa Shoujo was at least decent, this is pure shit.
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>>29235888
>>29235460

I have played Silent Hill 3 multiple times, but I never really get how people consider her a waifu. She barely gets any dialogue. Like every Silent Hill game the MC is a expressionless .
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>>29235919
>She barely gets any dialogue. Like every Silent Hill game the MC is a expressionless .
I've played the game about 15 times over, and I can tell you that all the MCs of the first three SH games, while they don't get too much character defining dialogue, they are unique as you can tell from the text you receive from their interactions with objects/items and so on. I could go on all day about it, but suffice to say Heather has a good sense of humor, is most definitely pure, and is very protective of her dad. The less daddy issues a girl has the better.

Also a lot of my like for her is just because I'm a massive Silent Hill fan, and she happens to be the cute main character in a Silent Hill game, and I like that.
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>>29235406
why would you want to be with an edgy teen that can't go 2 minutes without spewing memes from 5 years ago?
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>>29236051
>he unironically cares about memes
>>>/out/
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>>29235983
>Lying Figure in SH3 Lore-Play: "Heather isn't my waifu."
I knew you were bullshitting.
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>>29236076
I unironically care about autism, yes.
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>>29235983
>>29235888
Are you Lying Figure?
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>>29236084
Shhh don't tell anyone
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>>29236103
Yeah that's me.
I don't have an actual genuine waifu though, not to the degree most people here do. I just think Heather's really cool and if I had to identify a waifu, it'd probably be her.
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My waifu is perfect. I'm getting to old for her though.
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>>29235766
Yeah, it was so cringy and self-indulgent. It's weird how all these self-referential ironic artsy people can be so completely devoid of self-awareness.
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>>29236145
But Heather looks like a crack-whore.
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>>29235693
> daughterfu
muh nigga

100% original
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>>29235889
>ywn have a qt3.14 shy burn victim gf

Why live?
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>>29236145
Why Heather and not Angela? Angela seems more innocent and demure. Is it because of baggage?
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>>29236162
She looks like a crack-addict, not a crack-whore. The symbolism in the game makes it pretty obvious Heather is a virgin.
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>>29235406
>Dyed hair.
>Tattoos.
>Daddy issues.
>Got kicked out of school
>Was confirmed to be "Gender-Fluid" by here voice actor.
Trash.
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>>29236188
Angela is a damaged bitch.
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>>29236220
That's mean tbqh family.
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>>29236188
Not because of her baggage really, but her behavior. James does so much as reach for the knife after she's asked him to take it, she turns it on him and screams. I couldn't deal with that. I also like Heather's sarcasm. The fact that if you try to run back into the room with the bug killing mix without turning the fan on, she'll tell you "I don't particularly want to die.". She's just a cool girl.
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>>29236251
I felt her comments were pretty unwarranted due to the fact she's going through some kind of hell with the monsters and all that.

Honestly, that's why I think the only Silent Hill protagonist who showed actual genuine fear was Murphy.
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Cheers, love
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>>29236251
Oh I see, I think you mentioned that Angela was one of your favorite characters that's why I asked but it makes sense.
This is why I can identify more with Angela, but I would choose Heather as the waifu.
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>>29236382
>Overwatch.
Get that meme out of here.
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>>29236338
When she finds the corpse in the subway she talks about how she's just completely, completely numb to all the stuff going on because of how terrible it is, so that explains it a little. But I'll agree, some of her comments are a little out of place but I always found it gave her a very likable personality.

I'm not a big Downpour fan, but I agree with that. He actually yells, screams, asks what's going on, and that's a detail Downpour gets right. However, at some points it's unintentionally hilarious as Murphy will just be running like normal, nothing huge going on, just running from the red orb, but his screams will keep repeating and looping in a way that can sound comedic 2bh.
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>>29236150
Amazing taste anon Naoto is patrician tier
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>>29236384
I really do love Angela as a character- but as a functional waifu, I don't think things would work out.
Same here my friend.
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>>29236201
Literally all of those things make me love her even more.
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>>29236437
I want you off this board.
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wall of perfection
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>>29236411
Yeah, I know, but:
>Heather: "I could jump over the railing to get to the Train, but that wouldn't be very graceful."
>Saying stuff like this when there are literal monsters after her.
But other than that, she's funnier to listen to then Harry or James.
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>>29236461
The only good one on there is Satsuki. But even she's debatable.
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These. All of these. There isn't any better.
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>>29236490
True, true, you are right. No matter how unfitting the comments are to the situation, I can't help but find them charming though.
I agree. Especially James. He's such a sad sack. Most of the information you can pull from text descriptions for James just makes him seem like an even more sad human being.
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Also this Heather.
>completely dependent on you
>loves you unconditionally
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>>29236461
Muffet? The doll, i guess yes. Yang? top left is Rise? If not idk. Naoto is waifu. Satsuki over Ryuko? Mitsuru over Aigis? Tharja yes.
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>>29236604
Different strokes for different folks man but you should at least be honest and say Raiden is your husbando, too.
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>>29236604
Nope. Nope. Nope. NOPE. Fuck her and fuck you, Toriyama. It's bullshit your shitty waifu got THREE FUCKING GAMES.
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>>29236524
Only three of those are good though.
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Tali'Zorah vs Normandy
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>impure non virgin blue haired junkie
your taste is shit and my posts arent showing
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>>29236700
Good taste anon. She's the cutest mass effect alien.
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>>29236461
I never got why Tharja was so popular, and even less popular her kid noire
They just feel too put in one box stuck with a personality i just can't find myself liking to me and in their supports it's always the other character looking better and finding out more about them
she's the best unit though desu besides robin and chrom
I really liked Lon'qu and Owain desu.
Olivia is a good waifu though
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>>29236702
THIS is literally your waifu, maxfags
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>>29236715
Tali was my Mass Effect waifu.
Leliana my Dragon Age Waifu
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>>29236768
In dragon age I made my waifu. But then Isabella became a major character. Only slut I would actually care about/10.
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Also second tier Dragon Age waifu
>tfw no slutty degenerate fun loving pirate waifu who turns you from innocent to naughty
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She is too pure for us all.
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>>29236790
In my headcannon it's femhawke in a menage e trois with isabella and Merril, since merril is arguably more story important if you played dalish elf in origins.
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>>29236834
Well Isabela is pretty story important. I think she has crabs though.
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>>29236862
Anders cured her for before he went all jihad. Isabella hasn't been story important outside of 2. She's just a character it's fun to keep track of, unless she actually does run a pirate fleet we'll need in a future game.
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The Sister from the Void anyone?
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