How do i walk normally? Do i keep the leg muscles loose or tightened? Where do i look? Where do i keep my arms?
>not knowing how to walk
>asking for advice in text form
you've earned your place here. This is a 5-star thread.
>>29235208
>tfw been manually walking for years now
There is no end in sight
>>29235208
>tfw i found out i walk manually to keep from walking like a girl
>i was born a male
i literally do not leave the house without my leg brace and crutches for this exact reason. the anxiety is real and so is everyone's judgement.
>>29235208
Did you know that persons with autism tend to move awkwardly unconsciously?
This is why I believe a sweater with pockets and sunglasses are the best inventions created my man. Include earbuds as well.
>tfw you have "awkwardly good posture" when walking
>tfw you stick out like a sore thumb when you're in a group because your back is so straight
>was made fun of it in high school because of it and tried to consciously hunch a little bit to fit in
>people actually respect it once I stopped giving a shit
Fuck it, walk however is comfortable and pretend you're not self-conscious about it. The most awkward part of one's gait is when it looks forced. Never, ever, walk manually.
Studies show in mice that autism may actually cause subjects to have abnormal sensory compared to regular subjects, causing those with autism to feel their surroundings differently and therefore causing them to move and react differently. The study has only been done in mice so far, but sounds pretty telling.
>someone behind me
>doesn't matter if they're 300 meters away or 5
>start manually walking
>shuffling feet and stumbling
this is a curse
>>29235658
Are you me anon-kun?
>>29235863
Me me me.KEKILAINEN
Virgin walk general.
>>29236037
Virgin walk is just an off shoot from the autist walk.
See: Frank Castle, Daredevil.
How do i walk properly? Please help! It's really urgent-
>>29236889
it's too late for you
once you're pilled you're pilled
>walked with my arms completely still at my sides up until high school
>didn't know I was supposed to swing them as I walked
fuck this normie walk shit
>>29235208
walk with your shoulders relaxed and make sure sure youre walking in an upright position, no slouching. You should take long strides(not massive strides, retard) and land with your heel to the ground first. You should be looking ahead in the direction your walking, also smile at people you walk by once in awhile. Aspie.
>>29236964
even thinking this confirms you have mental retardation
if you think of walking while walking it's too late for you
there is an NO RETURN policy on tism
>>29236940
>walking around manually in high school
>keep hands in pockets
>no where to put my fucking arms so I wear a jacket with pockets on the front
>to this day never dropped the habit
I also walked on the tips of my feet almost constantly at home so my leg muscles are fucked forever unless I get surgery or exercise the muscles for years
It would be impossible for me to do walking-intensive jobs as an example, my legs get sore after a a few hours and its almost impossible to walk for a while after and my heels simply will not land before the front of my foot due to the anatomy of my leg at this point
jdimsa
>>29235208
>Where do i keep my arms?
relax, but make your elbows tense so they don't swing
>Where do i look?
where you are going
>Do i keep the leg muscles loose or tightened?
the fuck does that mean? as in how close you should keep them? men shoulder length/ women keep feet closer and ahead of each other
>How do i walk normally?
make sure pressure you exert towards the ground starts with your heel and extends outwardly towards the little toes rather than big toes and your feet will do the rest magically by itself
and of course the most important aspect of walking - KEEP YOUR FUCKING SPINE STRAIGHT YOU FAGGOT - it'll probably will help you with breathing properly too
>tfw a friend told me I walked like a Grand Theft Auto character and everyone started laughing at me
>>29237006
k listen autismo, you should be thinking about how you carry yourself all the time. If you have ever gone to high profile business meeting, (i know you haven't) you would know the importance of posture and presentation.
>>29236964
>>29236964
>land with your heel to the ground first
You're joking right?
>>29237057
People in high school made fun of me for speed-walking with long strides everywhere I went, now I just manually shuffle or I'll fall back into it
>>29237101
no it actually is how you are supposed walk without looking like a retard
it only looks stupid if your form to begin with is horrible and you have bad posture
seriously straight spine and heels first and as anon pointed out relaxed shoulders will make you look confident (and maybe less ugly too)
>>29235329
Can't wear sweater since it's hot outside.
>tfw walking downhill
>>29235208
How about when the person in front of you matches your speed so you cant walk past.
>>29237057
You're lucky.
The geeks in my school said that I walked like a Morrowind character.
>>29237076
>muh wagie retoric
confirmed slave(retard)
confirmed that manual walking is a beast of burden that spares none
once you're in, YOU'RE IN
>>29237352
stop and pretend you need to tie your shoes or some shit
alternatively walk slower?
>>29237430
Like a baller?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkdR1X0V7sI
>side of heel lands on a pebble
>almost fall over
This is gonna happen when I'm carrying something heavy as fuck one day.
>>29235208
>try to walk in public
>see some people
>face gets hot
>feel hyper aware of all body movements
>try to figure out the correct arm swinging tempo
>throat starts getting tight
>feel like choking
>repeat "I want to die, I want to die, I want to die" over and over in head
>boss said I should more my arms more when I walk
>friends then ask me why I move my arms like that when I walk
Here's a pro-tip for walking in crowded areas:
In order to avoid the awkward shuffle thing where you come face-to-face with another person and don't know which direction to go around them, make a conscious effort to look only in the direction in which you are walking. For example, if you are on a collision course with another person, and you wish to go around them on the right side, look past them on that side of their body. They will see that you are looking past them on that side and they will know that that is where you intend to walk, so they can adjust their course accordingly.
>>29237436
I mean, I work 3 days a week and make 4x more than your neetbux every month. So il happily slave away for 3 days and enjoy a healthy and fulfilling life.
>>29237101
How else are you supposed to do it?
>>29237638
I've tried this "walking with confidence" and end up plowing into people because they expect me to go around them 100% of the time, even women
>>29235429
Can mice even have autism?
>>29237695
>healthy and fullfilling
this is what the wagie tells himself while he supports his own slave master
twilight zone shit
>>29236964
>relaxed
>no slouching
pick one
>>29237140
>heels first
that shit hurts like hell, never again
>>29238210
dont pick at the wagie unless you want the ragie
>>29237638
nope. just stop and let the other folk pass you
>>29237638
if I am about to collide with someone I just freeze and stand there motionless until they pass me.
>>29238226
>>29237101
I literally can't walk any other way. How else can you possibly strike the ground?
>>29238344
with your whole sole you idiot
>>29237878
Well im self employed and have a lot of free time and money to do the things i enjoy. I can focus on fitness and music because I dont have to work 40 hours a week.
The neet life seems like a very sad existence and its just that, youre just existing and waiting to die. I on the other hand get to travel to exotic places and again, live a healthy and fulfilling life.
>get mad though fat neet
>>29238370
So you look like you're marching? No thanks
shit after so much time I find thread that I can identify with
As a tip for this issue I read somewhere that "stomach" breathing is the key to feel relaxed and retain relaxed natural posture . They said it even boosts your confidence because feel more relaxed and natural
>>29238406
no, I adjust my foot for the landing so to speak (I don't even english properly)
Here's a list of techniques i've developed to walk normally, or at least in a comfortable way
1 The Fish Hook: imagine a giant fish hook is lodged into your neck and feel your limbs swinging free
2 The Priapus: if you need to exude confidence as you walk, just pretend your penis is erect and you want to display it like a monkey
3 The Rhythm Master: if you're listening to music follow the rythm, your legs should follow the upbeat and your arms the downbeat
>ITT people who would really benefit from a trip to a good chiropractor.
>>29237811
Strictly speaking, they didn't have autism. They just displayed signs similar to autism. The mice were engineered to have a more sensitive sense of touch, and then placed in a cage with normal mice. The engineered mice were less social than their normal counterparts, and chose to stay in their own area, as you might guess, this is pretty autistic. Especially considering mice are highly social animals, just like human beings.
>>29238226
Get orthopedic shoes.
>>29237194
>tfw have to walk down a big downhill everyday on my way to work with 20 people aprox looking at me bouncing like a fucking retard
>>29237352
just go all out and rush past them
Finally I find people like me, btw does this have a name?
I throw my arms around energetically. I think it makes me look like a chad.
My friend walked strange so she went to a doctor and it was because her pelvis a bit tilt
>>29238383
>self employed
kek, you jokester you
what's your banknote called? never heard of it myself. feel free to tell me about the property you "own" as well while you're at it.
ignorance is true bliss, as they say. flying from tourist spot to tourist spot to eat seabugs and drink rotted fruit juice. your kidneys will thank you one day i'm sure.
>>29240650
Actually, I rent a small one bedroom condo because its cozy and in a nice area. I have the freedom to move when I please. I could afford a mortgage but I dont want to make a commitment like that yet. I dont even know if I want to stay in Canada when I decide to settle down. Don't have to be so salty friend.
I usually walk with my left hand in my pocket, and my right hand either gently swinging back and forth with a cigarette in it, or using my phone. It's how I don't start manually walking and spaghetti.
>>29235208
How do I walk like a guy instead of a girl? Looking pissed off doesn't help.
>>29238699
You can't make this shit up bravo
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>>29238699
>The Rhythm Master: if you're listening to music follow the rythm, your legs should follow the upbeat and your arms the downbeat
>tfw I used to do this
>Always look like am dancing so people stare at me in the streets
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>not just consulting wikihow
>>29240866
salty about free everything? that's a strange concept to me. i'm healthy, happy, free to do what i want when i want to and not living as a "part time" work mule for R.R Goldstien. if you could say the same, you wouldn't be triggered by being called a wagie, would you?
what happened to belitting someone for not knowing the nuances of "buisiness meetings of higher importance", hmm? all those smiles seemed to have dried up like an old broken down well on your side. very interesting indeed.
>have to cross the street
>20 cars piled up and too anxious to walk in front of them
>jaywalk when it's clear
>cop stops me and gives me a stern talking to
>everyone in their cars staring at me
>>29241460
FUCKING NEETS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw forward head with tight lower back and hammies that cause me to waddle when walking + jiggling gut with every waddle
JUST
>>29236964
>>walk with your shoulders relaxed
>tfw ludicrously tight shoulders
JUST
>>29235254
Fat legs feels
Just think about literally anything other than walking. Your body is supposed to walk for you.
If that is hard, start listening to audiobooks about challengingly intellectual subjects that way your mind is preoccupied and you have the bonus of learning new shit.
>>29236964
>also smile at people you walk by once in awhile
nobody does this.
don't trust this guy he's probably a body language book aspie
