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>be me
>religious
>fap every 10 days or so
>ohmygoditfeelsgreat.jpg
>ohmygodwhathaveidone.gif
>tfw i'm only allowed to satisfy my sexual needs by marriage
>tfw i have no girlfriend
>tfw i realize i'm a pathetic human being every 10 days
who /postfapdepression/ here?
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>>29234211
>being religious

you're not human so no one cares what you feel
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>>29234211
kek me m8.

Just stop desu.

Use K9 in your router, do something about it, don't just complain.
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Porn is good for you and if you don't watch it every day then that means religious fanatics are trying to control your life and take away your freedom
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>>29234211
Not looking at porn to masturbate helped me feel better about myself in
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There's nothing wrong with masturbating, you just have to break away from the porn. That way you'll only be able to fap when you're legitimately horny rather than when you're just bored.

But you're religious so common sense won't mean anything. Try whipping yourself while reciting 200 Hail Mary's afterward.
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God really needs to come around Earth again and update his commandments considering how fucked and different society is now.
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>>29234211
Jesus Christ, anon.

The only reason masturbating was written as a 'sin' was because it was written during the Crusades and 'spilling seed' was seen as a wasted potential for more babies to body fling at the 'Holy Land'.

The run-on-sentance point being, your nuts are going to create little swimmers everyday, if you don't have a girlfriend to have swallow them, they're just going to die in your balls anyway.

You might as well have a nice orgasm and flush them down the toilet.
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