whats your morning routine, familia?
>wake up around 9
>make eggs, bacon, toast, and coffee
>add hot sauce
>eat and watch the news
>finish the rest of the coffee along with a cigarette
>fuck around on the internet
>brush teeth, wash face, put on sunscreen
>exit my home
>>29234198
I don't really have one, I usually wake up at noon.
>>29234198
>Wake up
>Eat oatmeal
>Exit home
where did u go?
also why did u smoke a cigarrette? if i was having a good morning i wouldn't want to soil my mouth like that
>>29234198
>wake up
>sit at PC
>go to sleep
anything else is turbo normie
FUCK OFF OP
>wake up around 7-8
>piss and have a glass of water or two
>get coffee and bowl of oats
>check /c/ threads while having breakfast
>brush teeth and maybe wash hair and face
>wake up around 5:30
>go for a run (3 days a week)
>shower
>eat scrambled eggs and toast
>drink coffee while browsing 4chan
>leave for work at 7
>>29234280
because a cigarette and coffee is better than sex and a cigarette
gets me jazzed to start the day
>>29234198
Also I blast funk all morning when im not watching the news
>>29234198
>wake up 5
>boil water and heat pan
>make oatmeal coffee and eggs
>make pbj for lunch
>eat and watch youtube vids for an hour
>take a dump
>take a shower
>shave and brush teeth put on deodorant and lotion
>do pushups butt naked
>put on clothes
>put lunch and water bottle in bag
>watch some more vids
>turn off all the lights
>grab keys and bag
>exit and lock door
>>29234337
I love cigarettes but you talk like a fag
no offense
>>29234356
>take shower
>THEN do push ups
Are you retarded?
>tfw have to get up at 6:30am for new job that is 30min away
KILL MEEEEE. I'm used
>>29234198
>falling for the sunscreen jew
I hope you live in Australia or somewhere else with lots of sun cause all sunscreen will do in a country with less sun is give you vitamin D deficiency
Also if you're black you probably should just not use sunscreen cause you've already got natural sunscreen
>>29234366
yeah i know, that was a little much. none taken
heres a mildly entertaining story about cigs and coffee to make up for that shitty remark:
one time i was having breakfast with friends and i ashed into my coffee on accident and drank it anyways to save face
>>29234376
i like to push out fresh musk odor before i go to work with 99% female demographic.
>wake up
>cry about not having a qt husky wan wan
>walk into bathroom
>brush, floss and mouthwash
>wet my flannel and have a quick wash
>talcum powder everywhere
>get dressed and have a coffee or tea
>cry over no wan wan into my coffee or tea
>jump on my bed and scream and cry into my pillow
>post on /r9k/ until I feel like playing or watching something
>Wake up at 6:30-7:00
>Eat breakfast of whatever I have left from last night (or toast) until about 7:30
>Poop until about 7:40 (sometimes do this before the breakfast)
>Shower until about 7:50
>Get dressed, shave, brush teeth, and make hair not look like crap until about 8:00
>Feed tortoises if they need feeding (sometimes let them forage for food - if there is none to forage for, I supply)
>Leave house anywhere between 8:00 and 8:15
>Arrive at college by at least 8:30 in most cases
>>29234464
have you fucked any of them?
>wake up
>walk to basement
>flick open laptop and look for chips or somethin'
>if nothing go upstairs and look for somethin'.
>if nothing go downstairs have cig and play laptop
>smoke cigs and play laptop
>sleep
>wake up
>keep laying in bed
>tilt head to watch tv
>get up to browse internet or play vidya
oh and eat lots of junkfood
>>29234464
>he believes in the pherromones meme
>wake up
>piss in the sink
>throw some water on my face
>brush teeth
>get dressed
>put phone and moneys in my pocket
>put shoes on
>leave for work
All in like 5-10 minutes.
>>29234198
>wake up
>stare at wall for 20 minutes, not thinking about anything
>eventually curse god for not dying in my sleep
>force myself out of bed
>stumble down to kitchen
>turn on water heater
>make porridge
>stare blankly at microwave that stop cooking over 10 minutes ago
>eat now cold and set porridge
>have cold shower because water heater is shit
>painfully dress myself
>mindlessly drive to work wishing it all would just end already.
>wake up
>smoke, then piss
>go back to bed and sleep untill I can't anymore
>sit on 4chan all day until I'm sleepy enough
>go to bed
life is shit
>wake up
>poop
>leave home
Now weekends
>wake up
>crack open beer
>drink all day and night
Wake up at 1pm, do nothing, sleep.
>>29234198
>wake up from one of my 9 alarms between 7h45 and 8h31
>go to the bathroom to pee
>turn on the TV to watch the news
>get myself a bowl of cereal without milk and a glass of apple juice
>get dressed
>brush my hair, brush my teeth and put some lotion on my face
>drink some water and pee again before leaving
>leave at around 8h45
>wake up between 0530 and 0600
>sit in front of computer
>eat a cup of yogurt during browsing the web
>take my medicines
>go to the toilet and shit like there is no tomorrow because of IBS, every fucking morning
>after that go to the bathroom and take a shower
>sit back in front of my computer if I have time for it
>at around 0715 start to get dressed, wash my teeth etc.
>at around 0730 leave home for work
I'm not kidding, every weekday starts like this for me since last april and I hate it.
>wake up at 9:00, go from dead to navy seal real quick
>usually wake up screaming
>lay in bed for another hour contemplating my existence
>don't eat breakfast, always feel nauseous
>fap vigorously
>Wake up at 6:45
>Possibly masturbate
>Shove food in mouth
>Turbo-smoke cigarette outside
>Shave
>Shower
>Dress in work clothes
>Go to office at 7:45, there at 8
Pretty normie and depressing
>wake up at 2pm
>eat dry cereal out of the box
>have a mug of tea whilst browsing 4chan
>go to the toilet and then brush my teeth
Hate living 2bqhwyf
>>29234198
>wake up whenever
>buy todays soda
>start 4chan
thats it unless i have a class
>>29234198
>wake up at 7
>go have a fap
>take a pass
>go make some toast or porridge for breakfast
>read my book for two hours
>go for a shower
>wake up girlfriend
>fuck
>play vidya till lunch
Not really up to much waiting for college to start
weekdays
>0630 awake
>dress
>breakfast
>brush teeth
>pack lunch and sort work bag
>watch BBC news
>0709 leave house
>0730 train station
>0850 arrive at work
>be government employee all day till 1720
>1830 arrive home
>2200 asleep
weekends
>0700 awake
>PC all day
>maybe errands
>PC
>2200 asleep
I love my job and my routine :3
>wake up
>cold shower
>some fruit for a light breakfast
here is where it diverges
>get on 4chan and waste the day away
or
>avoid 4chan and actually get whatever I had plan done
>wake up at 9
>don't eat, go to gym
>work out on a fasted stomach
>Finish weight training with cardio
>Head home, Watch some youtube videos
>Don't eat until 2pm, about 18 hours of fasting
>Make 4 eggs w/tabasco, low carb omelette, protein shake and protein bar
>Exit home.
If I have work I fuck all that and wake up at
5:30 to go to work until 7pm.
>get up at 11am (1-2pm if no one home to nag at me)
>shower
>breakfast/lunch
>hopelessly apply for 2/3 jobs online
>shitpost online
>supper with family
>shitpost online
>go to sleep at 1pm
There must be more to life, surely?
>>29234198
>wakeup
>wash hair
>blowdry hair
>wash face and stuff
>grab my stuff
>leave house
>get coffee
>go to work
>>29239834
Go in fast food places and talk to the manager, they don't check online applications for shit. I say that because it sounds like your skills are not numerous.
>wake up earlier than I'd like regardless of level of responsibility
>stay in bed for a while
>brush retainers
>brush teeth
>wash face
>find something to eat
>go to work/play vidya/watch stuff/browse 4Chan or occasionally Reddit
>>29239878
I have a degree in a computing field. I have several years retail experience already. Fuck that.
>>29234198
>be up around 4am
>browse internet until 5am
>finally go to sleep
>wake up at 3pm
>>29234198
Wake up, make coffee and croissants, read news and property prices on laptop til 12:45, go out and do shopping, make lunch, siesta, walk, film, wank, 4chan, sleep and repeat
>wake up
>make some coffee
>boot up PC and check out the latest spicy memes while coffee is being made
>get a cup of coffee and go outside for a smoke while I drink my coffee
>fill cup with some more coffee once I come inside and check twitter/4chan/youtube for an hour or so
>play videogames/watch movies/whatever
Who /boring/ here
>wake up
>be sad that i woke up for a few minutes while stretching my achey body in bed
>go to /pol/ and refresh a couple times to see if anything is happening (woke up to largest shooting in USA today, pretty cool)
>take a couple bong rips
>make coffee
>go outside
>smoke a camel or marlboro, depending on what I bought that week
>come back inside
>shitpost on 4chan for 16 hours
>repeat
>>29240324
>>29240381
hey we're like twins, oreganalio
>wake up ~5:40
>look outside; stare at sunrise if present for a bit and just breathe
>type a good morning message to GF
>go downstairs, fill pot with water, wash out teapot
>brush teeth/waterpik, wash face, empty myself
>put tea into pot, start steeping it
>get dressed
>style hair, put on deodorant, shave if I need to
>pour tea for myself and roomie, grab a small snack for myself, deliver tea and yell at her to wake the fuck up
>get on computer, eat/drink my shit, fuck around on the internet for 15min
>drive to the hospital
The comfiest
>wake up at 5:50 AM
>put on clothes
>brush teeth
>get breakfast at work because the place i work at has its own little cafe
I hate waking up so early, but getting off at 3 PM is pretty alright
weekend:
>sleep for 10-11 hours
>wake up at around 11 AM - 12 PM
>fap
>eat something
>play video games
>>29240462
>working at a hospital
absolutely NOT COMFY
