I want a cute, loyal girlfriend.... That's all.
Buy a wife from a third world country man. Prices are reasonable, expect dead fish in the bedroom and you can make them do all the house work. It's the best of all worlds
I want a cute, loyal, non-brown gf that will spank and choke me.
She should also be ok with just hanging out at home playing vidya and watching movies. Outside is for normie scum
>>29234382
similar
minus spank & choke
plus motherly, gfd
>>29232800
same but i want a qt trap bf instead
Thats what every single guy wants. Get in line fuckboy
I want a cute, loyal wan wan.... That's all.
>>29234404
I could live without the rough sex but it would be a nice bonus. Im a little messed up, walking away from a sexual encounter with a black eye and bruises/scratches on my body just sounds so hot.
>>29232800
I just want a cute woman that doesn't play those silly flirt games
Someone who is willing to invest, ya know
They're rare, and the ones you do find likely won't stay with you as long as you want. Women often use men as a means to an end, it's simply the way the world works.
>>29234447
>wan wan
a what
>>29234758
HNAY
???????????
>>29234758
Husky.
>>29234447
HUSKY!
>>29234776
HHHHUUSSSKKY!!!!!
WAN WAN HUSKY!!!!
OP here, wtf is a wan wan.
Why have you wan wan'd my thread.
I want a virgin who has a lot of fetishes we can do together once married.
>>29234877
What if her fetish is to fuck a black tranny while you watch?
Your standards will lower as you get older.
>15: I want a cute, loyal girlfriend!
>18: I want a loyal girlfriend!
>21: I just want a girlfriend, deformed, fat, whatever!
>24: I don't even care if she has/had a dick.
>27: Time to check the escort catalogs...
>30: 2D is fine.
>>29234943
>2d
>low standards
>>29234943
Fuck... I'm 24 and literally just yesterday I was looking up close escorts to get a comfy massage. I'm ahead of my time.
>>29234950
You're ahead of the curve then.
>>29234923
No, no cuck fetishes, or black people fetishes. But almost everything else is go (bar genital mutilation)
>>29235018
So tranny is all good then? You could have a three way and kiss her while the femboy fucks your ass
>>29232800
I just want a qt taiga girlfriend
>tfw taiga will never be your gf
>tfw she will never make lunch for you and then clumsily drop it on you
>tfw you will never elope with her
>>29232800
What have you done to deserve one? Nothing! There are much better mates for her than you. Getting a girlfriend will not solve any of your problems. You love yourself first, before you love another.
>>29234758
Means dog in spanish.
>>29232800
that's too much to ask for, anon
get down to earth
>all I want is what has the highest demand and the most lacking in supply
>Cute.
>Loyal.
Pick.
>>29232800
>Cute
>Loyal
Pick one. Attractive women are inherently degenerate and self centered due to living life on easy mode since birth. They get treated nicely for no reason, their mistakes and fuck ups are brushed aside, they are free from criticism, and, when they do get consequences/criticism, white knights are guaranteed to defend them and insist they din do nuffin. Thus, you can't expect them to be loyal in any way.
Pretty girls are, in essence, overgrown children, because our society puts them on a pedestal and makes sure they live on tutorial mode due to their looks and vagina.
Tl;dr Women are self centered
>>29232800
>loyal girlfriend
>post Taiga
remember when she left for a whole year to be used as a cumdump in her new school?
I want a cute, loyal boyfriend.... That's all.
>>29237772
Me too, anon. Me too
>tfw you're probably a roastie so my solidarity is misdirected
I want to be a cute, loyal girlfriend.... That's all.
My hand is my best waifu. Enough said.
what if she has down syndrome? she could still be cute and loyal but still have down syndrome
also what if she has a drug problem? would that be okay? there's lots of cute girls with drug problems, and they can be loyal too
could she be a minority? minorities can be cute and loyal
what if she lives in a trailer park? you're not a bigot are you?
>>29237667
Evolving into "more intelligent" beings than "animals" was a mistake.
>>29234382
>non-brown
;_; o-ok
>>29238029
will you be my brown gf
>>29234447
Are you a dog fucker or something?
>>29238120
wan wans aren't for lewding dummy.
you dummy..
>>29238135
Yeah, I know but you seemed kinda creepy about it with the blushing anime girl and ellipses which are usually spammed by gay anime posters. I have 2 doggies myself and they're pretty qt.
>>29238201
>has 2 doggies
>>29238234
Do you wanna see them?
>>29234798
This is actually an Alaskan Klee Klai, not a husky. You can tell the facial proportions are that of a toy breed; not a large/normal dog. Klee Klais are like miniature huskies.
>>29238248
Do you even have to ask?!
I mean, COME ON.
>>29238255
>that one on the left
>that tiny one on the far right
JUST
>>29237667
My gf was homeschooled by her crazy religious family that kept her shut off from the world and especially boys, so she's both cute and loyal. :^)
>>29238298
>>that tiny one on the far right
That's a toy/statue you fucking idiot.
>>29238358
o-oh..
>tfw no tiny husky
>>29238266
Do you really want to see them?
>>29238396
POST THE FUCKING PICTURE!!!!!!!
>>29238419
I just wanted to make sure you wanted to. However, it seems my cell phone is dead so I will need to recharge it for a few mins. However, you are in luck and I might also have a picture of my brother's labradoodle in there as well as my 2 doggies.
>>29238029
Do you pass the paper bag test?
>>29238463
wew lad plug ur fuckien phone in
>>29237760
Not OP but what?
This anime character looks so innocent. Surely she didn't actually fuck anyone in the show.
>>29232800
I just want a cute gf, that's all
she doesn't even need to be loyal
>>29238507
Here you go then. This is my main doggy, I adopted her a little over a year ago. I also have a Yorkshire terrier I take care of and my brother has a Labradoodle. My sister has an Ori Pei and her boyfriend has a Doberman so it's 5 dogs total though I don't have pics of all of them with me atm.
This is the Yorkie.
>>29232800
The older I get, the less I feel that I'll ever find one. Especially not in the States where majority of women are soul sucking sluts.
>>29238777
>>29238810
Goddamn they're so cute anon.
The little Yorkie is adorable!
>>29238955
I couldn't find good pics of the other 2-3 on my phone but I did have this group pic of them from the same day I shot that one of the Yorkie. So what kinda dogs do you have?
>>29238994
I literally don't have any, I want a husky but can't because of my flat.
When I get a job I'll move to a rent house and get a dog then.
>>29239014
Ah, gotcha. Make sure to get an apartment near a park or one with a garden. The most time consuming part of living with dogs is probably taking care of their poopee and those two facilitate things for you greatly.
>>29239064
I'm no stranger to walking and exercise, I go running frequently and always wish I had a husky jogging by my side.
But yeah, hopefully a nice sized garden.
>>29239147
Cool. So any reason you want a Husky? 2 of my coworkers have Huskies and a friend recently said she wanted to buy one as well. A word of advice about Huskies is to arm yourself with knowledge and drive for his first year with you if you decide to buy a puppy because these are temperamental and energetic animals. But they're also pretty great. If I had a bigger place, I would probably get a Labrador or a Husky myself.
>>29239275
They're really beautiful animals, and like you said tons of energy, it would be the perfect friendship.
>>29239370
Yes, doggies are great buddies who will love you and keep you company if you raise them right. Good luck for you and your doggy in the future.
>>29239425
Thanks anon, wish you the best with your life anon, ganbare
>>29239014
Do you know many huskies?
I work at a kennel/dog training place and they are annoying pieces of shit. They are emotional and loud. Every little thing makes them make these loud, wailing yowls of anguish. They are stupidly sensitive, often skittish, and notoriously bad about running off/ignoring recall commands.
Everyone wants a husky bc "omg pretty dog, so wolfy!!!!!" which is the stupidest fucking reason to choose a breed of dog. Also when people say >>29239370 tons of energy like it's a good thing, they usually underestimate what that actually means. This is a breed of dog created for the purpose of pulling large weights across miles and miles of difficult terrain. Think about that in comparison to your "frequent" (is it really that frequent?), likely short runs.
At this point.. i'd rather curbstomp a girl than date her
Once you get to my stage.... you are the true robot.
