OHAYOU /R9K/!!!
IT'S THE START OF A NEW DAY AND I'M ALREADY DOING MY BEST AT WORK! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TODAY TO IMPROVE?
imma play vidya all day thbh
I'm trying to limit my wanking sessions to two a day.
Working from home is pretty tough to stay concentrated. Also does anyone have any tips on how to stop wanking.
>>29232797
Occupy yourself. If I'm going to school or work, I can go a good few days without wanking without realising. When I'm NEET, it's always on my mind - got nothing better to do, right?
>>29232797
Everytime you get the urge to wank, just think of your parents or grandparents looking at you disapprovingly. Or just go do something very specific when ever you get the urge.
>>29232774
Stop posting these disgusting weaboo threads right now or I shoot
>>29232774
selling a broken car at full price
>>29232827
Hey we can all get along here, there's no need to use violence.
If you don't want to see the thread just add ohayou to your filter or hide the thread.
>>29232774
stop shitposting and move your saggy ass to work!
>>29232827
Ganbare in killing yourself
OHIO OHIO
I'M WASTING MY DAY TRYING TO GET A SHITTY TERRARIA KNOCKOFF WORKING INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE.
Another day being bored
>inb4 orginal
>forgot my pic
Also sunday is always the worst day in the week
>>29233253
WHAT GAME IS IT? IS IT ANY GOOD?
where my nofap lads at
>>29234500
How long have you been going anon?
Do you feel better?
>>29233341
_______ being _____
Solve the riddle for a reward.
>>29234523
2 weeks now. Yes. It gives me rest, don't feel so sleepy, feel healthier. Whenever I am in a social situation (doesn't happen much but okay) it somehow feels easier. This might be anecdotal but I would recommend it. First week sucks though. Constant urge to fap since I'm still a NEET. Been reading more, though.
Wans being silly.
What do I get?
>>29234453
It's called Crea. It's a neat game but a buggy pile of shit so far.
>>29234594
>anon thinks he got my riddle correct
>>29234598
Looks like it should be CREAmated.
>>29232774
GOMENASAIII~
So far I made a Kongregate account because it's the only way those Jews will let me play Obliterate Everything 3. Game is cool and all but of course they had to include shitty mini transactions. Feels really un-comfy now. OE2 was the peak I guess.
>>29234600
huskies being silly.
The reward is a pic of that cute tomboy butt isn't it?
>>29234556
Huskys being silly?
>>29234844
You deserve it anon, here's a qt tomboy butt.
>>29234871
WELL DONE!!!!!!!!
YOU DID IT!!!!!!!
GANBATTE!!!!!
HERE IS YOUR REWARD!!!!!!!
HOPE YOU'LL PLAY AGAIN WAN DAY!!!!
>>29234885
This wont make my day better
>>29235048
How is ur bf doing?
>>29235048
fuck.....................thats not good.........
>>29234627
Stop I'm dying. That was so bad it made me chuckle.
>>29234730
>tfw "play" idle games all day on kongregate
>tfw not making an account and not giving them any shekels
Fuck that.
>>29235166
You should play cube world or some other shitty game.
Or maybe an actual good game.
>>29232797
>Also does anyone have any tips on how to stop wanking.
Many a time have I asked this, and just as many times have I failed. There are meds out there to kill your drive, castration etc. I never tried any of that. The thing is, even if I managed to nofap for a while I didn't really get more productive, I just vegged out somewhere doing pretty much nada instead during the same time I would've fapped. So I think often the underlying problem might just be that one is a lazy fucker, rather than hypersexual. I've gotten a bit on the old side now and it seems my drive has decreased and my self-discipline has increased a bit so I've actually ended up more balanced now. But I know the struggle, for sure.
>>29235068
Meh, he could do better but he dont want to and he knows that himself
>>29235151
That pic is just scary
>>29235306
You're scary..
hehehee
got him
>Got home at 2am from rave I hosted last night
>had to return speakers before 12 so im exhausted
>walk into house and see the gay club shooting on the news
On the other hand
>Girl hugged me last night
>E3 starts today
>Its summer so no school
I'm just probably going to fap and ride the good vibes out today
>>29235325
Here my un scary cat
>>29235436
>cat
I seriously hope you don't actually have a cat anon.
>>29235469
He belongs to someone else but it is food and pet addicted, since we do give her both he rather stays 24/7 at our place
Srs he will sit in front of my door and make sounds until i pay her attention
>>29235661
>tfw don't know how to feel because that sounds cute
>>29235194
So pretty much any other game. Yeah.Literally the only reason I'm playing this pile of shit is because a friend bought it for me and we're "playing multiplayer"
Im going to try to get to Platinum rank in rainbow six siege. Almost there amigos!
>>29235674
>finally realizing how qt cats can be
It's like you completely disregarded that webm I posted months ago of the cat being super excited his owner was home.
>>29235934
NEH NEH YUI-SENPAI!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29235965
NEH NEHI'M FLAT AS A BOARD.
>>29236018
>flat as a board
What good are you as a female.
>>29236067
>tfw 27 and have literally never worn a bra my entire life
>>29236102
Leave my sight you breastless monster.
>>29236124
Don't bully just because you won the genetic lottery okay. Chestlets need love too.
>>29236159
Before you go, what is the name of that slut?
>>29236179
>doesn't know where icecreamhair is from
>>29236199
I said name, not a terrible Marvel quip.
>>29236228
>marvel quip
You what.
>implying her hair doesn't look like ice cream
>>29235674
Tbh annoying when im hardcore shitpost but im a hardcore pussy and scared thanks the dark.
So when i sneak out to smoke at night i let him out with me
>have a garden shed
>smoke weed inside it with my bf
>windows of it was open
>he trys to jump in but fails and we just see his head and claws
>Tfw you can love all breast sizes equally.
>Tfw big tits are pillows.
>Tfw small tits are a mattress.
>Tfw e3 might have a new armored core game announced.
>Tfw new generation of mechs can be made.
>>29236266
>tfw no icecream hair
>>29236275
Is it a cuck shed?
>>29236337
>tfw even your best isn't good enough
Holiday wishlist: helium
>>29236404
Didn't mean to respond to >>29236337
>>29236337
Would you still love Makoto if she had ice cream hair?
>>29236454
That gif is what happens when me and Makoto.
Me and on ther ight
>>29236486
>makoto and bt not long after they met
>>29236509
>me and Makoto a year later
Me on the right, Makoto on the left, she is my Princess
>>29236552
Is that a picture of masturbation?
>>29236575
Metaphorical masturbation.
>>29236552
>implying you aren't Makoto's princess
>>29236595
>Makoto
>not the Princess
>>29236616
>implying you wouldn't be Makoto's princess if she wanted you to
Absolutely nothing.
I'm going to do my 12 hour shift, go home, and go to sleep just like nearly every other day
>>29236943
>me and Makoto taking turns being the Princess
N-NO!
I'M JUST A TOMBOY, DRESSES DON'T LOOK GOOD ON ME.
>>29237113
>implying you wouldn't put on a dress anyway just for Makoto to*CONTENT REMOVED*you.
>>29237131
stop it my heart going doki doki too fast
>>29237145
>slapping me
>not just going along for the ride and enjoying it
>and also for the*MORE CONTENT REMOVED*
>Tfw ohayou turns into yuri stuff
>>29237180
YUI.
STOP..........................desu
>>29237218
Agreed, blame Yui.
Bandage.
Save us.
>>29237218
I'm really, really bored right now I apologize.
>>29237245
What seems to be the issue here. AND ALSO DON'T BLAME ME YOU'RE ENCOURAGING IT.
>>29237348
>encouraging it
Okay I'll stop posting then :^)
>>29235934
post it again
[this comment is of impressive originality]
>>29232774
I've been improving myself all fucking year, I'm taking a fucking break and playing some DO4M today.
I actually have a social life now but everyone can fuck off while I make a snapmap.
I'm going to apply for CC and look for a job so I can have a better future for tomorrow.This never ends well
>>29237245
>dragging me into this shit show
>>29237371
>giving up
Literally banned.
>>29237415
I can't. It has sound and this place doesn't support sound webms because it's gay.
>>29237417
How is the new doom? I've heard a lot of mixed reviews on it, and the big controversy over polygon.
>>29237419
G O O D L U C K A N O N
>>29237245
>>29237348
We can come to an agreed understanding.
>Tfw. No. Gf.
>>29237417
Doom 4 was really fun playing through. I hope they announce a follow up to it at e3.
>>29237419
You can do it anon!!! Failure is only temporary, success is forever!
>>29237532
>implying I physically forced you here myself
heheheee
>>29237543
>implying the ****9k rules apply here
hehehehhhhhhhhhhe
ee
>>29237552
>tfw no wan wan
>>29237532
Going to eat a Swedish fish in your name.
What's happening my compadre de negro
I'm at church, nervous again
>move to new area last week
>come to local ward (mormon)
>introduce myself, people are always friendly because that's how they are
>tell at least 4 people I will text them over the week with when I am free to meet/talk/etc
>don't do it
>don't reply to their texts or calls either
>Why am I doing this
>now nervously waiting in the lobby for it to start while thinking of what i am going to say
>>29237532
>implying you aren't here forever
>implying we ever make you show up
>>29237552I don't think I can come to an agreed understanding on that desu.
>>29237571
>IMPLYING THAT'S A *9K RULE
>NOT JUST A RULE FOR LIFE PERIOD
>>29237665
>THROWING RULES AROUND EVERYWHERE
>JUST BECAUSE HE'S ADMIN OUT OF LUCK
HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEEHEEEE
>>29237619
You had some important stuff to do over the weekend. Family was calling and you got caught up with them.
>>29237686
>implying it was luck
>implying I haven't said it was banned long before I was ever given admin
>>29237543
>>29237552
It's not as hard as classic DooM of course but it's fast and fun as fuck, the levels are all arena style, there's no regen health, there's secrets all over the place, no reloading, and the finisher animations aren't as bad as you'd think since they take about 0.5 seconds to complete.
Haven't tried the multiplayer yet but the SP is the tits.
>>29237762
>implying you aren't a dumb bear posting shitlord
>>29237571
>Tfw Wan Wan
>Tfw he's a mean Wan Wan.
>>29237665
Ok then a semi understandingWe'll bang OK
>>29237791
>tfw no mean wan wan to cuddle while he growls at me
I wanted to go to the animal shelter to volunteer for the past two days but my leg is still fucked up from my car accident from 10 months ago so i haven't been able to and it makes me sad
>>29235274
how old are you anon
I'm scared about getting old
>>29237867
>tfw can't volunteer at an animal shelter because I tried to kidnap every husky they had
>>29237913
>tfw the idea of kidnapping all the cats briefly popped into my head
Fuck this complex's no animal policy
>>29237571
>>29237665
>implying it's possible for me to not post when someone mentions me
>>29237578
Weird...
Nothing, just going to work soon
>>29237971
>cats
hheheeehehe
>>29237994
>tfw bandage is my little roachie
Got my first tattoo yesterday, a giant studio ghibli logo on my arm. The ladies are all fucking OVER me lately, and I just feel slightly cooler in general. I highly recommend tattoos for ugly robots, this thing looks fucking cool.
>>29237994
Oh that's boring. I have 3 and a half hours left. Are you going to plan to meet your bf ever?
>>29237773
Yeah I've heard the finishers are kind of meh and it just feeds you ammo and health fucking constantly with them.
>>29237783
>implying bears aren't the master race
What are you talking about fagmo.
>>29237791I'm straight though.And already have a gf.
>>29237867
Wow that really sucks, how bad did your leg get hurt?
>>29237994
>implying it isn't possible
>>29238304
The bone pierced my skin and was visible. I still can't jog - but my leg is slowly getting better. I have a rod in it now.
To add to that, I broke something from like my head so I have a metal plate there too that feels kind of numb still when I rub it. I had glass deep in my thigh so that's a crazy scar, but at least it doesn't hurt a bit. Just feels weird and deep.
I was high on acid and walked onto the highway and got hit by a car going 70. They said I flew 7 feet high through the air, and landed on the other side of the highway. I'm lucky to be alive, let alone be able to walk.
>>29238304
Well this just got awkward.
My attempts to get gf continue.
>>29238458
>Yui
>a girl
>>29238293
It's not possible if I have no money and I have no money
>>29238487
>doesn't love his bf enough to work hard to meet him
So much for "i love my boyfriend"
>>29238479
Would you help me out, BT?
We can cuddle with my dog.
>>29238634
Help you with what?
>>29238693
Getting a gf.
THIS POST IS CERTIFIED AS UNIQUE
>>29238375
Damn that's pretty brutal. I hope you keep doing your best to healand giving up degeneracy like acid
>>29238458
G O O D L U C K A N O N A N D N E V E R G I V E U P
>>29238487
>>29238529
This.
>not working towards meeting irl and having a happy ending
>>29238634
She'll take your dog and run off with Makoto desu.And she already refused to be my wingman too.
>>29238715
>getting a gf
>thinking I can help you with that
You're on your own, get a waifu or something.
>>29238795
>Bandage getting bullied this hard
Bandage.
Ganbare in meeting Brat.
>She'll take your dog and run off with Makoto desu.
This is also true.
>>29238795
Well shit yui that puts me in a very dim situation. I have to go fly with only a 2/10 plane with some cheap fuel and cannons prone to jamming and exploding and now I have to do a solo mission? This is not good, not good indeed
>>29239010
Jeez Yui, shit all over this anons hopes and dreams y'know?
Like, a big fat stinky shit, no solids at all, all over his face and balls.
>>29239167
BT pls.
I know your just pent up cause no wan wan but you have to emphasize with other people.
How would you feel if wan wan ran away?
>>29239204
>implying wan wan would run away
>implying implyyyigggggg
>reduced fap from 3 a day to 1 long fap with edging
I am d-doing it bros!
Trying hard not to kill myself I guess. I'm so fucking ugly that I can't take it anymore. I want to lose weight so I could at least be decently attractive and feel confident but I'm a lazy piece of shit with 0 motivation. I know I have to work for my goals but I just can't find the motivation and drive to do it. Having a small 13 cm dick doesn't help either.
>yui erping with his britslut
>>29238529
More like it's impossible for me to pay back loans and for food and gas and also save up without working more than 40 hours a week and thus never being able to talk to my boyfriend ever until I have the money to get there. Working 30 hours a week gives me enough money to pay my monthly payment and maybe $100 afterwards, which largely goes towards gas and food, and lately I've hardly gotten to talk to him as is, largely due to sleeping patterns mismatching though.
>>29239701
That makes me sad to read this, I hope you can meet Brat soon.
>>29239807
Also if I don't go back to school and become even more in debt and more locked in terms of time and where I can go (and more gas money wasted too), I'm going to have to start paying for health care, and I do not make enough money as is to pay for it along with my loan payment, meaning I would need to work probably 2 jobs and will actually never get to talk to my boyfriend ever and will be miserable all the time.
>>29239901
Don't forget that once you start doing things in life, shit starts happening. I had $750 saved up, and then I had to make a $700 payment to fix my fucked up car. Anything I work up for us instantly taken away. The whole "do your best" bullshit doesn't work unless you sacrifice your entire life away or have a family with money to help you through schooling.
>>29239010
>>29239167
Gross BT. Also
>cannons prone to jamming and exploding
Sounds like something you need to go to the doctor for if your cannon jams and explodes. desu.
>>29239257
Good job anon! Now cut down on the length of the session.
>>29239321
I really doubt you're that ugly honestly. Use the frustration you have at your currently life as fuel and burn it in your chase for weight loss success! How much do you want to lose anyway?Also you could have a MUCH smaller dick. You're still around average, though on the smaller side.
>>29239625
No we aren't erpingright now
>>29239701
>>29239901
The feels are real. Can you really not qualify for assistance on schooling or does it all have to be loans?
>>29240069
Being average is the same as being small, there is no average to women. Only good or bad, small or big.
>>29240069
Metaphor did not mean that but god dam I got roasted.
>>29240092
>he's falling for the memes
Reality doesn't actually follow a lot of what r9k tells you. Average is better for practical purposes.Girth is usually more important anyway.
>>29240128
nothin personnel kid.............
>>29232774
is this shit what the japanese wage kucks delude themselves with?
>>29240161
*it was a shadow clone*
>>29240161
I don't have both, still she won't feel that primal lust for you she feels for Chad. You'll be just meh
I went to church today after not going there for 4 months.
Everyone going "Anon you disappeared!" was fucking shameful
THIS IS THE END OF MY FUCKING DAY AND I DID NOTHING AGAIN.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck......
I can't take it anymore i hope one day i get the courage to end myself so i did at least one thing right in my life.
>>29240383
You reminded me that I didn't catch up with Sekko Boys.
>>29240189
Salarymen do indeed have this ingrained in them. But that doesn't make it untrue.
>>29240213
>a picture
D E L E T E T H I S
WAY TOO LEWD>he's still believing the memes
>>29240342
Congratulations anon! You should try to get back in the habit of goingif you're actually interested in goingand I'm sure you'll be welcome back.
>>29240383
Take that feeling you have right now and work harder tomorrow!
>>29240525
Women loving normal man sized dicks instead of dicklets is a meme?
>>29240525
I like going but sometimes being part of the social aspect of it makes me reeeee inside
I love ohayou threads. They really do brighten up my day a little.
>>29232774
Trying not to spend the last of the cash my mom gave me on a 6 pack.
I managed to hold off on the 1/2 of vodka until the next day at least. I was supposed to buy food and gas with it.
I'm hoping my new dr. will give me some pills that will help do it. I have cut back on the frequency of drinking and overall amount but willpower alone won't be enough to cut back to healthy levels or stop entirely.
I feel like such a piece of shit for lying to my mom about needing money for food or gas or whatnot. Hope I can get over it without having to tell them.
Man I wish I could just smoke weed every day again instead of killing myself slowly.
>>29236159
DFC is great. A shame you'll get teased with words like 'pedo' for preferring perflat chests.
Tiny flat girls are the best.
>>29241030
Revive bugs would be amazing
>>29240546
There's a difference between "normal man sized dicks" and "porndicks" though senpai.
>>29240582
I know what you mean. But still, as long as you keep it inside and remember that it's actually a pretty good thing, then you're good. I say go for it!
>>29240707
G O O D T O H E A R
Tell us what you did your best at today!
>>29241030
Problem is, a lot of guys say they love DFC but then they're like "oh I love B cups the most!" and I'm just thinkin "nigga that aint DFC"
>>29241329
I mean flat as a board but small is also acceptable.
Really anything but concave or tits the size of a head.
>Tfw you talk for 10 seconds with a cute girl.
>>29242116
Go for 20 seconds tomorrow! You can do it anon!
>height
>improve
just
>>29242720
Cute girls don't always show up at my work though...
And they never show up to talk to me just to buy something.
