>It's a miracle!
Why the fuck does every fucking parent say this when their parasite is born? It's not a fucking miracle. There's approximately 250 births every minute*. There are over 7 billion people in the world. That many births doesn't make it a fucking miracle. A miracle is something that resulted from an impossibility. Child birth is not an impossibility.
*http://www.indexmundi.com/world/birth_rate.html
http://www.ecology.com/birth-death-rates/
Healthy life is the miracle
What the fuck else are they gonna say? "Oops I just made the biggest mistake of my life and I want out!"?
>>29232112
>A miracle is something that resulted from an impossibility
Being healthy still isn't a miracle.
>>29231567
>Why the fuck does every fucking parent say this
They don't
>>29231567
it's still pretty crazy.
>some dudes man milk hits a girls unbled period
>9 months later a fucking human pops out
>it learns to walk n talk n shit
>eventually it's bigger than both parents
>then it posts on /r9k/ complaining about fucking childbirth for some reason
>>29231567
it's a miracle that our piddling actions can create human life. your definition of "miracle" is incorrect. doesn't have to be rare to be a miracle.
kind of makes me laugh that their version of a miracle is shitting out a tiny little thing that does nothing but whine, cry, shit, and eat
I wish a disease would spread which makes everybody sterile.
>>29232204
you're off to a great start. now try sneezing on people.
>>29232180
>your definition of "miracle" is incorrect.
It's not https://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/miracle?q=miracle
>>29232242
only definition 1.1 says it's improbable. so sorry what i mean is you're using the wrong definition of miracle.
>>29232162
>>eventually it's bigger than both parents
sometimes not ;_;
>>29232292
damn that sucks
its a good day when you see your dad after a while and look down to make eye contact.
>>29232313
I don't make eye contact with my dad eitherway.
>>29232322
yeah man don't worry about that guy. he's obviously fucking his dad, or at least making out with him. eye contact, what a homo
>>29232322
what, why?
he not around or you just can't make eye contact?
>>29232351
no, i'm just not really into kissing or fucking my dad. i hope you and your dad are really happy together but in my family we aren't interested in that.
>>29232162
>a chemical reaction and a binding of cells is still considered an amazing feat of human behavior
Why do people think reproduction is WOW SO CUHRAAAZY IS A MIRACLE?
