Just got a gf.
See you losers in another life.
See you in 2 months OP, she'll dump you for her ex
>>29231436
See you after you get cucked in 2 weeks
>>29231436
>talking about wanting a respectful individual while taking a topless selfie
Modern women.
>>29231436
Make sure to junction magic to your stats otherwise you don't get the stat boosts.
Except my "type" is girls who are more/roughly as fucked up as I am, with similar issues which would only serve to cause codependency and an even wilder downward spiral than I usually have.
>>29231436
why is her hand so freakishly small
>>29231510
Yeah this one is really ironic.
>>29231436
>not having a go and still posting
I've been in a relationship for two years now and still come here
>>29231436
I got a gf too her past boyfriends make me lose interest help meeeeeeeee
>>29231744
How many does she have and how many past girlfriends do you have?
>>29231768
2
0
:(
i know i shouldnt be bothered but i cant help it
>>29231590
She's 12 dude
>>29231778
>0
>:(
You should be worried you sound beta as fuck. As long as your still a teenager you should be fine but if you're in your twenties with those facts I would worry.
>>29231846
Don't worry you're 16 the relationship will probably last a month at the most, at least try get laid before then.
>>29231846
>16
see you in two years, faggot
>>29231867
>i'm a mentally unstable faggot that's afraid of commitment and wasnt able to get a stable relationship untill i was 25
not everyone is as socially inept as you you retard, whenever i had a girlfriend eversince i was like 12 it would last like 7 months, minimum. infact my current girlfriend is from when i was 15, together for 4 years now
>inb4 normie leave
eat shit fags im here to stay
>>29232060
I love how you think it's because of your social skills that you had a girlfriend.
But know that it's just luck. You can pretend to be superior to us, but you just got lucky. Everyone knows that.
>>29232079
Not him but luck doesn't exist.
>>29232096
Yeah, sure. So I take it the ugly and short men choose to be ugly and short. Top kek.
>>29232113
What does choice or lack thereof have to do with luck?
You aren't very bright, huh?
>>29231982
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE NIGGER FaGGOT
>>29232139
It's things completely out of your control. You could say it's up to chance, luck, at this point it's just arguing over which word to use.
>>29232152
Lack of control on your end does not inherently mean luck or chance; why do you need this to be explained to you? The fuck?
>>29232186
It doesn't fucking matter, you're just nitpicking. If someone has a girlfriend easily, it's because of things completely out of his control. So bragging about it or considering himself to be in some way superior is just funny.
>>29232141
>CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
>>29232241
No, I'm not nitpicking, your mentality is jarring as shit and I'm trying to figure it out.
This is what happens when you let rhetoric you read on /r9k/ get into your head and kink up your critical thinking skills.
>>29232283
Okay, so walk me through it. Where am I wrong.
1. Many things are out of your control(looks, height, intelligence, family wealth)
2. These things out of your control are very important in being attractive to women
3. People who get women easily get them due to things out of their control, which means not their effort.
>>29231436
>See you losers in another life.
She made you even more suicidal than you were before?
>>29232079
funny thing is that im not attractive at all, nearly every girl that is just an acquaintance either dislikes me or has neutral feelings towards me, the girls that i "know" howhever all think im funny, clever, charming and overall a compasionate guy. never had a "bad" breakup and never sperged out infront of a girl i like, you know why? because my social skills are more advanced than yours
>>29231436
PANCAKE TITS
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>>29232517
You're likely tall, have a big dick or rich family. Ugly people don't have good social skills due to halo effect.
>>29232536
6'0, 6", middle class.
extremely average doing above average in sexual relationships.
keep dreaming friendo
>>29232567
>>29232536
oh yeah by the way, her parents are both doctors, 1 works at ER and the other is a neurosurgeon, i doubt she's in it for the money
>>29232567
Yeah that's actually above average. Good job proving me right.
>>29232567
>6'0, 6
>extremely average
thread's over
>>29231436
Good for you. I'm happy for you bro.
>>29232635
>>29232609
i live in belgium, 5,9 is average over here
>>29232999
It's 5.10 1/2 according to first result that comes from google. But even then. 6' is obviously over average.
And 6" dick? That's under average only in few european countries, HUNGary and some others. Not Belgium.
>>29232522
Why did they make the DCT mascot so ugly? She should be ara ara not ugly.
>>29232567
>6'0, 6", middle class.
>height
>top 20% for males
>dick
>top 40% at least
>middle class
>depends on a lot
If your white as well then I would say you're in the top 10% of all males by birth alone
>>29231436
Proud of you. Now let's hope you can keep her.
>>29233118
if someone has an iq of 101 and gets good grades you cant say "OH ITS JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE ABOVE AVERAGE IQ" im hardly above average, being 1 inch shorter or having a dick 5 millimeters smaller wouldnt have made a difference
>>29233202
IQ of 100 has percentile of 50%
IQ of 101 has percentile of 52.65%
That is a difference of two percent.
Average height has percentile of 50%
6' height has percentile of 72%
Much bigger difference.
Average dick has percentile of 50%
6" dick has percentile of 83%
Very big difference although it depends heavily on the country. But belgium is not known for being rather hung.
>>29233178
maybe in americuck but in west europe people have higher standards
>>29233287
6,2401575 average in belgium
>>29233322
That is surprising. I must say I used some online calculator. So I stand corrected. On the other hand my other points still stand. You are over average height, barely under average penis size and middle class could mean many things, but it's most likely over average.
>>29233377
my parents both have pretty "good" professions, one is a translator, the other is a lawyer, but lawyers have it tough right now, especially those that are specialised in companies going bankrupt (like my dad is) because theres loads of bankruptcies but no money left to get out of it as a lawyer. parents are divorced either way so most of the money comes from my mom, we live in a pretty old house in the city, but we have plenty of size and its not like we're gonna ever have to sell stuff to get by. just saying that we arent rich, we simply dont have financial problems.
and like i said before, if you are very nearly over average, such as a 1 inch difference, you might aswell be average, say that everyone in the world was 6'0, and you were 6'1, you would be 99,99999th percentile but people would still hardly notice you being taller, 1 inch might seem like much to people that are small but it really isnt a big difference.
u will come back.everybody come back. until then, farewell
>>29233468
>my parents both have pretty "good" professions, one is a translator, the other is a lawyer,
Yeah you got lucky. Not having financial problems goes a long way.
Also people will notice you're over average height. Don't be a fool.
>>29231436
Bro good job I wish for gf too but I'm too autistic, ugly and small dicked for gf as cute as yours :^(
Do you have small dick or weird looking dick?
How have you met her?
>>29233499
>1 inch
angle your hair a bit up and people cant tell the difference inbetween you, 5'9 and some rando 5'10
