>tfw no gf
Femanons pls be my gf. I'm so lonely
I'm 5'10
weigh 190
I need to see your face first.
>>29231391
>I'm 5'10
Save for for VR.
>>29231391
I can be your gf. Post contact info?
Hang in there bro.
>>29231391
Can you be my bf, anon? I don't care about attractiveness or height. And I'm really lonely too
>>29231894
are u a sweetie pie and do you like cute things?
>>29231533
>>29231894
be my gf pls I only need you to not be fat and have qt feet I can play with
not original at all
>>29231499
>literally average height
>save for the VR.
Think of it this way lad, if women only go for the top 30% of men wrt. height and human pairbonding is 1-1 (which it is, excluding the early 20s chad meme) then at least 70% of women are destined to die alone. At least, since tall men can still be autistic / unemployed / heavily disabled or some shit.
This whole site needs to chill the fuck out with its manlet meme.
>>29231976
I really like cute things and being nice
>>29232050
Are you a stealth dick?
>>29232064
Not a trap
Also, I really like mangoes. Just saying this to be original
>>29232084
I like berries and pecans and apples
>>29232019
are you op?
Original
>>29232026
Things manlets say
>>29232026
>This whole site needs to chill the fuck out with its manlet meme.
You do realize that's just a dank meme for fun and shitposting right?
I doubt anyone actually believes it
Also want a GF
6'2"
150lbs
White
Don't think my face looks bad.
My only requirement as that you're a girlno traps
>>29232125
>his only redeeming characteristic is his height
>>29232026
You're retarded if you think paribonding is 1-1. Genetic studies show that historically, only 1 in 15 men ever reproduced, and now the figure is about 1 in 5. Only 20% of men "bond" with women. Dying alone is not in the equation. This is about being with someone. And unfortunately for you the facts show that while women may financially rape most men, they only "bond" with about 20% of them.
A manlet can hope to be selected to be a provider and pretend father to another man's children. Its just a fact that some people can't deal with.
>>29232130
Another manlet in denial
>5'10
>160 lbs
>girls think im qt
>AVPD
God is trolling me
>>29232111
Green apples?
Where do you live?
>>29232169
Any kind of apple
and michigan
>>29232144
be my bf anon
im lonely as it gets
>>29232148
>studies done on cavemen apply in the 21st century
>what is marriage
fuck off you delusional retard I literally didn't read past the first sentence
>>29232193
Would love to, do you have skype? if not, what do you have? I'll make an account to be able to talk to you
>>29232193
Why not the 5' 10" OP? lmao
>>29232184
How can we talk then? But we're too far away. Is that okay?
>>29232211
That's because you have trouble reading. I know the truth hurts. When you're older you'll accept it. I know that you can't make someone accept things until they're ready.Why bring up something that no matter how it is considered doesn't have anything to do with your point of view? Marriage is weaker today than it has been for thousands of years. It also has nothing to do with who a woman fucks. Its just a contract that gets her and her spawn a meal ticket. Grow up and face it, the numbers don't care who you think is a retard, they're not going anywhere. Marriage doesn't make women go "hmm I think I'll deny my undeniable biological programming."
Have fun while you're still young enough to have a fanatical faith in a reasonable world. It doesn't last.
>>29232215
yungkitz is my skype
>>29231391
I know that feel, anon.
And the already infinitesimal chance of finding a gf on /r9k/ is even smaller for me, since I live in Australia and most of the people on here are Amerifats
>tfw didn't ask the 27 year old femanon for contact info yesterday
>tfw went to bed regretting it
She was nice. I was debating it but decided not to.I know it probably wouldn'tve worked out anyway.
>>29232119
n-no. but I'm as lonely
>tfw no gf
I'm another anon who also wants a gf. Actually I just want some social contact with a girl.
I have many flaws and I don't think anyone would want me desu.
>Skype: Hellothere12311
Would be too much to expect any single girls in germany yes? ._.
>>29232211
>denies biology exists
>calls other delusional retards
Welp if we're doing this then I might as well drop off my application
5'10" /fit/ anon on the east coast
Just be a kind person and like video games and music, that's all I ask
>>29232440
It was probably a guy. Or a trap.Don't know which one is worse.
>>29233325
>I have many flaws and I don't think anyone would want me desu.
oh okay, thanks for the warning
>decide to revisit /r9k/ for the first time in about a year
>this thread again
This cycle of self pity will not work out so well for you, robots.
>>29232221
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
WHEN WILL THEY LEAAARNN
>>29232697
We can talk then. Give me your contact info?
>tfw no wan wan
huskies pls be my wan wan. I'm so lonely
>>29234132
Can we talk? I'm really into music and kind of into video games. I think I'm pretty kind.
Looking for a rich GF, I'll be able to look past your physical or mental flaws if you got money.
I want a girlfriend who is lonely. My skype is d777.w
>>29234743
Sure, I don't have a skype or a kik though, but I can make one if it's convenient.
6ft, 150lb /fit/ here
how come I'm so lonely
sigh, these threads are pointless anyways
> implying the femanons itt are female
> tfw no femanons in Finland ever
6' cardio skellington requesting gf.
>all of you faggots not posting your locations.
Nobody wants to be in an online relationship
>>29235238
what do you have?
original
>>29235238
add me, my skype is midnightminute444.
original comment.
>>29235391
>>29235374
Are you the same person?
Usually I just make throwaway emails but I can just make a skype now.
>>29235440
Well if you want, you can make a throwaway. Whatevers easiest for you.
Also not the same person.
>tfw no chubby British fembot gf
If anyone is 30+, then I'll be your gf
>>29235488
Im 26. Does that count.
>>29235504
If you can prove that 26>30, then sure
>>29235440
The first post is mine. I don't really have any social media but I can make a kik account. Or just a throwaway email
I want a GF like pic related.
>>29235535
Sure, I got ID.
Heres my date of birth, 1990.
>>29234708
[email protected]original
>>29235625
Ehh I meant that 26 is greater than 30, but whatever. Drop kik pls
Are there any QTs in the Kansas City area that want to be my gf? Or anyone in the Kansas City area at all.
I just want a chubby gf that's a shut-in like me (outside of work) and likes vidya.
>>29235488
>If anyone is 30+, then I'll be your gf
Why only 30+? Location?
>>29235664
doinitright4
add me
>>29235685
I just like older guys. I'm on the east coast of the US
>>29235544
>>29235470
Yeah I don't have any social media either. Throwaway email is fine.
>[email protected]
>>29234043
could've figured...
>>29235731
>[email protected]
Is that your throwaway?
I'll email you.
>>29231391
6'1
Carribean
weigh 198
not looking that bad
>tfw weeb with no friends
>shut in living of cereals and instant noodles on weekends
>>29235832
I'll be your friend poster.
Im not really looking for anything more atm.
>>29235846
that's more than enough
I want a chubby gf to cuddle andeat out on a daily basis.
>>29232130
T. Manlet. Originalo
>>29235876
posterino here.
do you have any social media? or steam or something. i can leave my email if you want
>>29235876
Contact? Or do you want mine? Email me at [email protected].
Any fembots in the Tristate area who like Dark Souls, ambient music, and squats?
Any Florida femanons looking for a bf? I'll be your bf
>>29236142
>tfw you want to get dat booty but the gym is scary and filled with people that know you
>>29236339
>gym is scary
Why anon
>people that know you
Now this is scary
tfw you fell for the booty meme and get attention from gay guys but absolutely none from women
>>29236651
the gym is scary because I don't know what I'm doing and the people I know will see me looking like a loser.
I would like a fembot as lonely as me to talk to.
>tfw no /sci/ gf
